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@martin@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-08 13:02:05

#merrychristmas

Fünf Bleche und Gitter mit Weihnachtsgebäck auf eine dunkelbraunen Tisch.
@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-12-25 22:44:39
Content warning: Gen AI bad holiday pun

Happy Holidays! Dad joke, macabre pun? I don’t know, I just hope search and rescue finds him in one piece. 😳😝🎄🛩️🔥
#MerryChristmas #RudolphTheRedNosedReindeer #holidays

A World War Two era plane with its name “History” emblazoned on the side of the fuselage, piloted by a reindeer with a red nose, Rudolph, who is looking out from the opening of the front windshield, is aflame and starts to fall and tumble out of level flight as Dean Martin sings, “you’ll go down in history…”
@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-12-25 18:26:02

They'll be playing the side stage at Lollapalooza.
#santaclaus #merrychristmas

@randombaywatch@mastodon.social
2025-12-28 12:22:01

Jwaye Nwel!!!
#RebeccaCarlton
Season 5 Episode 11 "Silent Night Baywatch Night: part 1"
#HoHoHo #MerryChristmas

@paulbusch@mstdn.ca
2025-12-24 13:45:28

Good Morning #Canada
No nonsense news or fun facts this morning. I'm taking a few days off due to a busy schedule and a compressed family gathering. My oldest daughter has scheduled radiation treatments this morning and early on Boxing Day, so we're having a Christmas Eve dinner and exchanging gifts early tomorrow. I might post if something snark-worthy pops up but otherwise look for the next Good Morning post on the 26th.
I hope all Canadians have a safe and happy holidays.
#CanadaIsAwesome #MerryChristmas

@shaun@mastodon.xyz
2025-12-25 03:56:52

When you end up with too much #Nutella #cookie dough, you gotta do _something_ with it. I did… this.
Shitter’s full! 🎄 #MerryChristmas to y’all, and to all, “fuck

A couple dozen Nutella cookies cooling on racks. In the background a cookie sheet is visible with something on it…
Extra Nutella cookie dough was rolled into a nice thin log, a few peanuts were added, and some reshaping was done. The result, a joyous Yule Log 💩
@mk_rexx@metalhead.club
2025-12-24 16:06:03

RE: #MerryChristmas

@losttourist@social.chatty.monster
2025-12-25 08:36:02

Woohoo, brilliant, I wake up on Christmas morning to find that Father Lotterymas has left me the most wonderful present in my stocking.
This is it, everyone I know is getting a gazillion pounds, I can fix homelessness and world hunger and everything and .... Oh. As you were.
#MerryChristmas anyway, Fedi.

@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2025-12-24 22:59:31

Happy Holidays ❄️ | @AmericanAirlines #DallasCowboys #NFL #MerryChristmas #football

@randombaywatch@mastodon.social
2025-12-22 16:22:08

#HoHoHo #MerryChristmas
#DonnaDErrico
When they're not on the beach #BaywatchStars

@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2025-12-23 18:09:24

Dak’s gift to the ‘Boys 🎁 | ​⁠#DallasCowboys #NFL #DakPrescott #MerryChristmas

@paulbusch@mstdn.ca
2025-12-13 13:27:39

Good Morning #Canada
Last weekend our granddaughter visited to help decorate our tree and we watched Elf, a movie about #Christmas spirit, because we were feeling Christmassy. I think the majority of Canadians believe in the spirit of this season. We're a little bit more polite and kinder, if that's even possible, and underneath the snark, the passive aggressiveness, the ##ElbowsUp, is a pack of big cuddly beavers. You don't have to take my word for it because places like Quebec City, Banff, and Vancouver regularly end up on lists for best places to sit on Santa's knee. He lives in Canada so not a surprise. Did you know that in 2018, Canada was ranked as #1 most Christmassy country in the world. They can't put it on the internet if it isn't true.
#CanadaIsAwesome #MerryChristmas
dailyhive.com/mapped/canada-ra

@randombaywatch@mastodon.social
2025-12-20 12:22:23

#CarmenElectra
When they're not on the beach #BaywatchStars celebrate Xmas
#HoHoHo #MerryChristmas

@randombaywatch@mastodon.social
2025-12-20 16:22:20

#GenaLeeNolin
When they're not on the beach #BaywatchStars celebrate Xmas
#HoHoHo #MerryChristmas