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Microsoft is not interested in your approval or satisfaction, it just wants to control access to your data.
FUCK YOU MICROSOFT!
#microsoft

Im Jahr 2025 floss fast eine halbe Milliarde an Steuergeldern in Microsoft-Lizenzen – und das allein auf Bundesebene. Die Zahlen haben sich in den letzten drei Jahren um 75 % Prozent erhöht. | Michael Kolain | Zentrum für Digitalrechte und Demokratie #Microsoft #Deutschland

#microsoft has an extensive self harm bias. As a #linux user at home I feel smug. As a windows user at work I cry. How the f**k can they take their own software out of production this often. The greatest threat against

"Large-scale heat pumps utilize excess heat from Microsoft data centers in Finland"
#Finland #Microsoft #Technology

Large-scale heat pumps utilize excess heat from Microsoft data centers in Finland
Finnish energy company Fortum has switched on two industrial-scale heat pumps in southern Finland that will utilize excess heat from two local data centres belonging to Microsoft from next year. The company states data centre waste heat could cover around 40% of the total 2 TWh annual district heating demand of users in the area.

🪤 Microsoft is the carbon removal market
#microsoft

Microsoft is the carbon removal market
The company bought 93% of global carbon removals last year, new research shows.

Why...... 😆
#microsoft

Microsoft Confirms Recent Windows 11 Updates Break Push Button Reset
Microsoft confirmed recent Windows 11 updates break the “Reset this PC” feature in March 2026 hotpatch notes.

We're a #microsoft shop, so we get #copilot whether we like it or not. Every other week for months, corporate has been running these `Ai Spotlight` sessions showing how you can use #copilot to automate your workflows and ti…

Die Abhängigkeit von Microsoft hat einen Preis – und der steigt rasant.
Christoph Schmees zeigt: Bundesbehörden zahlten 2023 noch 274 Mio. €, 2025 schon 481 Mio. €. Mit angeschlossenen Stellen fast eine Milliarde jährlich. Transparenz? Fehlanzeige. Digitale Souveränität wäre offensichtlich günstiger.
#Microsoft

VORSICHT- #MALWARE
Über eine sogenannte #Typosquatting-Domain, die eine echt aussehende, aber gefälschte #Microsoft-

#Microsoft #Edge Stores All Saved #Passwords in Cleartext Process Memory at Launch

"Microsoft and Stellantis want to use AI to help car owners"
H. E. L. P. is an interesting way to spell "hurt". 🤨
#Microsoft #Stellantis #cars #AI #LLM #sarcasm

Surprising that they are using #Microsoft on #orion
You'd think they would be afraid to open windows

Artemis II astronaut finds two Outlook instances running on computers, calls on Houston to fix Microsoft anomaly — puzzled caller describes ‘two Outlooks, and neither one of those are working’
Meanwhile, we are happy to learn that the toilet urine extractor fan has been fixed.

Sie wechselte von KI zu Gaming bei Microsoft und beendet nun CoPilot für XBox. Auch interessant. #ki #xbox #microsoft

»Passt nicht zu unserer zukünftigen Ausrichtung« Xbox-Chefin kündigt Ende von Copilot auf der Microsoft-Konsole an
Microsoft hat die Pläne rund um den Gaming-Copilot für die Xbox-Konsole offiziell beerdigt.

Poor #microslop. Oops. I mean #microsoft.
https://www…

What do you do when Microsoft Purview retention policies aren't applying, archive mailboxes aren't expanding, or inactive mailboxes aren't getting purged?
✅ #AI‑Powered Troubleshooting for #Microsoft #Purview

AI‑Powered Troubleshooting for Microsoft Purview Data Lifecycle Management now available | Microsoft Community Hub
Just a quick note mentioning a release of AI‑powered troubleshooter for Microsoft Purview Data Lifecycle Management.  

@… Interessanter Artikel. Sehr nachvollziehbar geschrieben. Ein paar Gedanken dazu. Woher weisst du, dass #Microsoft deine Geheimnisse bewahrt? Woher weisst du, dass der Closed Source Code von Microsoft sicher ist? Dein Windows Computer ist nur sicher, wenn deine Chain…

How #Microsoft Vaporized a Trillion Dollars
https://isolveproblems.substack.com/p/how-microsoft-vaporized-a-trillion
This company is deeply rotten down to …

#Microsoft reagiert auf Berichte zu Problemen bei #Entwicklern und verweist auf eine Stellungnahme auf #X.
Laut Windows-Chef Pavan Davuluri wurden der

It is kinda interesting how eager #Google and #Microsoft are to demonstrate the sunken cost fallacy.
#AI #LLM #NoAI #NoLLM

I absolutely cannot stand Microsoft's products. I have to deal with them at my job and just everything Microsoft does is a paywall, over complicated, or so shitty and bloated I want to jab pencils in my eyes. /rant #Microsoft #Slop

Today MS365 forgot the existence of both of the 2 rarely-used accounts I have with them solely for the purpose of supporting one of our largest clients. Then an hour later they remembered my existence, so I could reset the password that needed resetting.
How do people use this garbage and find it acceptable?
#Sysadminnery

🤣 #Microsoft: Copilot ist wichtigste App vor dem Explorer
#Clippy

And this is just your periodic reminder, in case you haven't had any visceral experiences today, that wow, the #Microsoft corporation is full of slop and produces entirely rubbish products, with naff marketing and artificial business models, and is completely unworthy of its 'success' and market dominance. I think this would be a good year for the world to deprecate them entirely…

Die Tastatur Swiftkey war mal so gut bis Microsoft diese übernahm. Nun wird Swiftkey noch ein wenig mehr kaputt gemacht. #microsoft #keyboard #swiftkey

Swiftkey vor tiefgreifender Veränderung: Microsoft setzt Microsoft-Konto voraus - Apfelpage
Im Sommer 2014 stellte Apple auf der damaligen WWDC14 iOS 8 vor und eine der tiefgreifendsten Veränderungen war die Einbindung von Drittanbieter-Tastaturen. Erstmals konnten Nutzer ... Weiterlesen ...

Really excellent, easy, working, guide to self-hosting OnlyOffice if you want to break free of #Microsoft or #Google
https:/…

This is a good listen, investigating what many others have called out as fraudulent dealings by tech companies like #Coreweave, #nscale and #Microsoft and a

UK’s big, risky AI bet – podcast
Reporter Aisha Down explores the UK’s ‘phantom investments’ in AI, and the risk the government has taken in betting so heavily on the technology if it all goes bust

Everyone loves jeering at vibecoded #GitHub being down all the time. Yet for some reason people still neglect to question making #Microsoft the primary guarantor of their software's supply chain #security. And the whole attestation nonsense that doesn't really protect against the most likely attack vectors.

Echt schade, dass bei der Microsoft Translator-App ab 30.6. die Konversationsfunktion ("Funktion für Unterhaltung mit mehreren Geräten" per Code, spontan und ohne Meeting-Struktur) wegfällt. Etwas vergleichbares gibt es scheinbar nirgendwo.
#Microsoft #translator

Reading about Windows 12 and only getting more convinced that we should move away from this OS.
https://tech4gamers.com/windows-12-reportedly-relasing-2026-modular-ai-focused-os/

Windows 12 Reportedly Set for Release This Year as a Fully Modular, Subscription-Based, AI-Focused OS
Reports suggest that Microsoft may be gearing up to launch Windows 12 this year, which will be a modular and AI-focused OS.

All these people who claim they can't afford to pay for a privacy-minded alternative to #Google or #Microsoft all don't have #Amazon or

How many times must I tell #microsoft no? I have said NO several times before and it is still NO!
After taxes are done I will upgrade this machine to #mxlinux

Windows 11, 2026: E-Mail-Konten löscht man noch immer in der Systemsteuerung — Menüfenster aus Windows 3.1-Zeiten inklusive. Michael Spehr dokumentiert in der FAZ (Paywall), warum „produktiver Start in den Morgen" mit Microsoft oft ein frommer Wunsch bleibt. #Windows #Microsoft

#Windows should become a little bit less shitty as it is:
#Microsoft finally makes a few concrete promises about #Windows11 improvements

eM$hittification
#microsoft #enshittification

RE: #Microsoft #SLOP

Nitko:
Baš nitko:
#windows : *i dalje bivaju hrpa AI govana*
#Microsoft: *doda tipku koja otvara Bing search za "internet speed test"*

😱 🤦‍♂️ 😱 🤦‍♂️ 😱 🤦‍♂️ 😱 🤦‍♂️ 😱 🤦‍♂️ 😱
Große Tech-Konzerne wie #Google, #Meta oder #Microsoft machen den Einsatz von künstlicher Intelligenz zur Pflicht.
KI-Kompetenz fließt in Bewerbungen, Leis…

Wer nicht promptet, fliegt: Wie Google, Meta und Co den KI-Einsatz erzwingen
Neuer KI-Zwang in der Tech-Branche sorgt für mehr Druck und die Gewissheit, dass Konzerne auf weiteren Stellenabbau hinsteuern

Wann kommt bei #Microsoft #Windows eigentlich mal die #Aktualisierung, welche aktualisiert, dass nach der Aktualisierung der Kompi runtergefahren wird, wenn ich „Aktualisieren und Neustart“ wähle?

#GitHub is sinking
#Microsoft

Just logged into MS365 for the first time in weeks.
I feel like every time I do that, they’ve re-fucked the UI and I’m lost.
I *THOUGHT* last time I had worked out a way to always go first to the admin center, BECAUSE THATS THE ONLY THING I EVER USE! This time it was just a big chatbot window.
If I ever meet anyone who admits involvement in this pile pf shit, I’ll beat them to death with my bare hands.

That little frisson when you see the meeting invitation has a #Microsoft #Teams link

I suppose #Windows is doing great if #Microsoft now includes an Ubuntu install in their Windows VM images.
https://www.elevenforum.com/t/download-a-free-windows-11-virtual-machine.7485/

One of the biggest reasons now that I think I may stay as a freelancer and not job hunt is that I don't want to be forced to use some "productivity" suite like #google #docs or #microsoft

Stuck in #Apple #Spell hell where ungoobleable #Swedish compounds are readily accepted while some really common ones are not... (thank god for

„Copilot wird nicht mehr automatisch installiert“ – Microsoft entdeckt plötzlich den Datenschutz. Wer hätte gedacht, dass Nutzer keine KI wollen, die heimlich Passwörter speichert? #Ironie #Microsoft #KI

"From April 24 onward, your interactions with #GitHub #Copilot—including inputs, outputs, code snippets, and associated context—may be used to train and enhance AI models unless you opt out."
-- Github / #Microsoft

OpenCommit: Build. Push. Deploy.
OpenCommit is a free, open source alternative to GitHub for open source projects by the OpenCommit Foundation.

> Users of #GitHub's command-line interface (#CLI) who value #privacy, beware. The #Microsoft-owned code-hosting platform has quietly begun collecting pseudonymous client-side #telemetry from CLI users and enabled it by default.
Wed 22 Apr 2026, Brandon Vigliarolo, The Register: #Datenschutz #TeamDatenschutz #DataProtection #DiDay

#Google, #Microsoft, #LinkedIn, #Meta und

Sexualisierte Gewalt - "Freiwillige Chatkontrolle" in der EU vor dem Aus
Sexualisierte Gewalt: Die "Freiwillige Chatkontrolle" in der EU steht vor dem Aus.

You have a verified LinkedIn account, read this. #microsoft #linkedin #privacy #cybersecurity

#microslop #windows11 #microsoft #enshittification
What a surprise (iro…

🦘 Wir und das #2MR-Publikum haben uns sehr gefreut, dass er es möglich gemacht hat!
Jetzt könnt ihr den Auftritt von @… mit dem #Känguruh online ansehen. Es geht um Fakten und Satire auf #Peertube, @…, #DiDay, #Trump, #Microsoft und vieles mehr:
👉 #SaveSocial #FunFacts #DutGemacht #WirVerlassenX #Did #Didit #SocialMedia

#Microsoft really doesn't want you to stop using #GitHub Sponsors.
So apparently I can't stop people from sponsoring me myself. And I can't disable #GitHubSponsors either, because I have people sponsoring me. The only thing I can do is to contact support and ask them to handle it.
Fortunately, there's a ready support link with pre-filled form. Except it doesn't work anymore, so you have to go through the new support request form yourself. And after you write the message yourself, it is fed to a completely useless LLM that tells you how to disable account. Except that the process doesn't work, because as the bottom hint notes, if you have any active sponsors, you need to contact support instead 🤦. Well, at least it eventually lets you send that support request.
At least #KoFi lets you remove memberships yourself. It also lets you remove the account entirely but apparently not deactivate it. For that, there's apparently a support request. Sent one, let's see how it goes.

RE: #Hannover kauft falsche #Microsoft-Lizenzen für 324.000 Euro«¹
vs
»#SchleswigHolstein zeige, so @…, dass der Weg in die digitale Unabhängigkeit möglich und bereits jetzt wirtschaftlich sei. Das Land spare dadurch schon jetzt mehr als 15 Millionen Euro an Lizenzkosten.«²
¹ #FOSS #OpenSource #Wirtschaft #Digitalisierung #PublicMoneyPulicCode #Bund #Verwaltung #Schulen #Hochschulen #Bildung #Wissenschaft

Oh, #GitHub is empathetic to #OpenSource projects impacted by all the #AI slop. They're willing to help, right?
#Copilot even once, and of course they're not going to let people actually block this piece of shit.
#LLM #NoAI #NoLLM #hypocrisy #Microsoft