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Has #monsterdon run Bog (1978) yet? I think it may have as that would explain why my jellyfin random search queued it up last night, at SOME point I'd thought it worth adding 😅 It seems an easy Bingo win!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4MW9sF5gwAY&si=UiccXvrcGeTGapIs

lmao.
"who's going to try [the experimental body horror enzyme]? some intern?" "yes!"
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Possibly too extreme for #monsterdon but I expect it was really banned for the bacchanal wine-press scene. A 'coming of age' film for the 'mid-life crisis' folks 😅
Rock Hudson - "Seconds" - 1966
https://youtube.com/watch?v=c2jfYYdvRDM&si=TRhFnj3Udvsfdu-B

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"I want you in surgery tomorrow..."
umm...
I would think there'd be rules about this?
(then again 1963, maybe not...)

This week's #Monsterdon pick (which I'm not watching tonight) is a movie I remember seeing in the theatre as a child? I didn't understand it at all at the time and was kind of freaked out by it then, so I've never really given it another try.

Megalostructures!!
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What is going on with #Monsterdon

DON RICKLES ??
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*gong*
#monsterdon #VampireCircus time!

For those of #monsterdon unfamiliar with the three-headed scary god #Ghidorah, or why the third head is the scariest, an introduction …
https://youtu.be/Ga9VCWo0RG8?si=CQNgs_Hee8NcuoAl

wait, so that just ended. whut?
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as opposed to a permanent headache
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This must be the ultimate #monsterdon
- monster? Check
- nuclear terror? Check
- hip soundtrack? Check
- unbearably bad acting? Check
- unbearably bad writing? Check
- unbearably bad voice-over? Check
- unbearably bad editing? Check
- long sequences of irrelevant stock footage? Check
- bizarre plot twist you didn't expect? Check
- solid inspiration to any aspiring film maker who thinks they aren't good enough or have budget enough or skills enough to gain eternal global distribution? Check
What more could you want?
"Monster a Go-Go" (Herschell Gordon Lewis, 1965) - FULL MOVIE
https://youtube.com/watch?v=btJoXBIv2SI&si=nDLa-edc1VlFlerV

the go-go dancing is hurting my brain
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scriptwriter was being paid by the word
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ooo. I wonder who's SSN that actually is
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Radioactive wasp nest found at former US nuclear bomb site #monsterdon alert!
(also BIG earthquake and BIG volcano….)
https://au.news.yahoo.com/radioactive-wasp-nest-found-former-201322035.html

Does Nevada state police even *have* helicopters?
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so weird:
Don Rickles actually Playing a Part.
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oh, it's serious now:
We can see studs and joists.
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so weird:
Don Rickles has actual range as an actor.
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weird: Don Rickles playing an actually-somewhat *major* part
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"we could stop him"
that would shorten a lot of these movies
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he's going to get taken out by a TRAIN?
guess that's as good a place as any to end this
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so the rest of this movie is Dr.X on the run?
(guess if there's no other way to come up with Plot...)
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still boggled by Don Rickles in a Rare Dramatic Role.
I mean, he's still a ways off from unseating Mary Tyler Moore doing "Ordinary People",
but, man, that was a creditable performance.
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R rating established

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and poseidon drowns.. THE END

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those are well-machined hinges for 1200BC

TRI-STAR Pictures!
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ok, acid pool. check
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tonight's menu: Gyros!
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poseidon: still drowning
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wait, wasn't Argos destroyed?
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Stop-Motion Thing has arrived
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Nope, wrong answer!
Oh well.
THE END
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getting all dressed up for her date with The Kraken?
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yay. Time for Stop Motion Comic Relief Owl Droid Thing
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You'd think all of these buildings would have been NEW back then.
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now it's time to pick up The Glaive(TM)
oh wait, wrong movie
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hm. I'm not sure throwing it into the sea is an especially good plan.
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especially impressive since this was before the invention of the stirrup
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hm. non-invisible rope. That may be worth filing a bug report for the helmet
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"wll guard your life"
gosh, who would ever expect a shield to do **that**?
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gee, thanks Mom. (you'd think the Greeks would have figured this shit out by now...)
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WEWEASE THUH KWACKEN
(maybe somebody should tell A. **not** to watch the battle,...)
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so what's the premise here? Stop-Motion Vluture is stealing Andromeda one piece at a time?
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Spain, Italy, and Malta.
I guess no actual Greek locations were harmed in the making of this film.
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"apologize for all of the theatrical effects"
that's rather a lot to apologize for in this film
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The SS Nisqually has been in service since 1962. Your WA State Ferry System paid for by your tax dollars.
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even if we can't see 90% of them right now and have to wait for the Arabs to give names to the rest of them
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"You are handsome and fascinating. And I am still young and stupid"
yeah this relationship is going well
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nice that he gets an entourage of Guys to Help Out with the Rock Climbing.
(guess they should be wearing red shirts)
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well, that was way too easy.
On the other hand having (Sian Philips's) Livia as your mother-in-law? Not sure that's a win.
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