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#Monsterdon aw so cute, widdle baby boggies! 🥹

lmao.
"who's going to try [the experimental body horror enzyme]? some intern?" "yes!"
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"I want you in surgery tomorrow..."
umm...
I would think there'd be rules about this?
(then again 1963, maybe not...)

A dedicated search for upward-going air showers at zenith angles exceeding 110° and energies 𝐸>0.1  EeV motivated by two “anomalous” radio pulses observed by the ANITA flights I and III that appear inconsistent with the standard model of particle physics.
Somebody call #Monsterdon
https://share.google/XKjyY8H5wyFFgnKBA

DON RICKLES ??
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Megalostructures!!
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wait, so that just ended. whut?
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as opposed to a permanent headache
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This week's #Monsterdon pick (which I'm not watching tonight) is a movie I remember seeing in the theatre as a child? I didn't understand it at all at the time and was kind of freaked out by it then, so I've never really given it another try.

the go-go dancing is hurting my brain
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scriptwriter was being paid by the word
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ooo. I wonder who's SSN that actually is
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Does Nevada state police even *have* helicopters?
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so weird:
Don Rickles actually Playing a Part.
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oh, it's serious now:
We can see studs and joists.
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so weird:
Don Rickles has actual range as an actor.
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weird: Don Rickles playing an actually-somewhat *major* part
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"we could stop him"
that would shorten a lot of these movies
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he's going to get taken out by a TRAIN?
guess that's as good a place as any to end this
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Handy and often useful sound clip given current affairs. #monsterdon
https://www.tumblr.com/teledyn/787355003738292224/handy-and-often-usefull-sound-clip-given-current?source=share

so the rest of this movie is Dr.X on the run?
(guess if there's no other way to come up with Plot...)
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still boggled by Don Rickles in a Rare Dramatic Role.
I mean, he's still a ways off from unseating Mary Tyler Moore doing "Ordinary People",
but, man, that was a creditable performance.
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#monsterdon alert: Super Mice!
What. Could. Possibly. Go. Wrong.
https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-025-01898-z

#monsterdon might consider Caltiki, and never look at chocolate pudding the same again. It's basically Sid the Amoeba, the Movie
https://youtu.be/AYOJIb9_4_M?si=iVNTecW-NjQ0sQVf

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R rating established

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and poseidon drowns.. THE END

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those are well-machined hinges for 1200BC

TRI-STAR Pictures!
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ok, acid pool. check
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tonight's menu: Gyros!
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poseidon: still drowning
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wait, wasn't Argos destroyed?
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Stop-Motion Thing has arrived
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Nope, wrong answer!
Oh well.
THE END
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getting all dressed up for her date with The Kraken?
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yay. Time for Stop Motion Comic Relief Owl Droid Thing
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You'd think all of these buildings would have been NEW back then.
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now it's time to pick up The Glaive(TM)
oh wait, wrong movie
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hm. I'm not sure throwing it into the sea is an especially good plan.
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especially impressive since this was before the invention of the stirrup
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hm. non-invisible rope. That may be worth filing a bug report for the helmet
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"wll guard your life"
gosh, who would ever expect a shield to do **that**?
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gee, thanks Mom. (you'd think the Greeks would have figured this shit out by now...)
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WEWEASE THUH KWACKEN
(maybe somebody should tell A. **not** to watch the battle,...)
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so what's the premise here? Stop-Motion Vluture is stealing Andromeda one piece at a time?
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Spain, Italy, and Malta.
I guess no actual Greek locations were harmed in the making of this film.
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"apologize for all of the theatrical effects"
that's rather a lot to apologize for in this film
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The SS Nisqually has been in service since 1962. Your WA State Ferry System paid for by your tax dollars.
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even if we can't see 90% of them right now and have to wait for the Arabs to give names to the rest of them
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"You are handsome and fascinating. And I am still young and stupid"
yeah this relationship is going well
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nice that he gets an entourage of Guys to Help Out with the Rock Climbing.
(guess they should be wearing red shirts)
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well, that was way too easy.
On the other hand having (Sian Philips's) Livia as your mother-in-law? Not sure that's a win.
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sodium whatnow?
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Cue Stock Bat Footage
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So many Helpful Guys!!!
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time to kill another random nurse?
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so are they the first Bat People now?
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I'm confused, didn't she get bit, too?
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oops, here we go with the Bat Sound Effect...
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"I don't want you to see me"
wait, is he finally going to turn into SOMETHING?
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So if anyone wants better Bad 70s Movies, I will nominate "Killer Bees" and "Ssssss!"
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metamorphosis?
WHAT metamorphosis?
It's like they didn't even have a budget to do ONE (1)
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really missing Lalo Schiffrin right about now. I think he could have done better with this soundtrack.
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wait, so the "horror" here is that a bat bite has turned the guy into a "professional" homicidal maniac?
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