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@chris@mstdn.chrisalemany.ca
2026-05-29 05:18:12

Hy’shqa’s got a point.
““It’s always ‘Hey, take Zuck to Davy Jones Locker this, pop Peter Thiel a 100 feet into the air and then eat his liver that—when are you land whales gonna finally step up to these guys yourselves?” asked J-Pod matriarch Hy’shqa. “Have you guys taken a turn bashing your head into a rich bastard’s yacht even once? No, but you want us to keep doing it. You’re really gonna just keep asking my endangered ass to handle this? No, that’s not fair. I mean, this is getting pathetic—you guys at least have to start charging these motherfuckers on these superyachts a toll for fully stopping traffic and opening a whole bridge or barely fitting through the Ballard Locks.””
#eattherich #billionnaires #orcaJustice
theneedling.com/2026/05/28/orc