@eichkat3r@hessen.social2025-10-06 14:26:36
ab wie viel jahren sollte man anfangen sein kind zu siezen
#parenting
@eichkat3r@hessen.social2025-10-06 14:26:36
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it2025-11-07 00:45:47
me: "are you still hungry?"
me: [accusingly] "or did you fill up on cookies?"
13yo: [offended] "no! I didn't fill up on cookies!"
13yo: "it was brownies."
#parenting
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it2025-11-04 19:47:59
they understand the power of flattery
#parenting
@nobodyinperson@fosstodon.org2025-09-28 11:40:04
There's something magical when your kid falls asleep in your arms. Even more so the older it becomes.
#parenting #wholesome #PapaSein
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it2025-12-02 01:02:19
A: "[The 8yo] was telling me all the things she knows about hackers.."
me: "Mm-hmm"
A: "She told me how you can send a super long password to overflow a buffer"
me: "Oh yeah."
A: "Why does our 8 YEAR OLD know how to write exploits??"
me: "It, uh, came up at bedtime one night.."
#parenting
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it2025-09-17 22:51:24
This is what I heard from the other room. #parenting
8yo: "Hey mom?"
my wife: "Yeah?"
8yo: "Here you go. I found this between my toes, you can have it."