@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it2025-11-07 00:45:47
me: "are you still hungry?"
me: [accusingly] "or did you fill up on cookies?"
13yo: [offended] "no! I didn't fill up on cookies!"
13yo: "it was brownies."
#parenting
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it2025-11-07 00:45:47
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it2026-01-07 00:52:37
me: "Mommy and I don't really cook any more because you guys are so picky. It's pretty demoralizing to spend an hour or two cooking only to have you say 'I don't want that, I want instant mac & cheese'"
13yo: "Protip: don't have kids."
8yo: "Yeah, it's not our fault you had kids!"
#parenting
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it2025-11-04 19:47:59
they understand the power of flattery
#parenting
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it2025-12-02 01:02:19
A: "[The 8yo] was telling me all the things she knows about hackers.."
me: "Mm-hmm"
A: "She told me how you can send a super long password to overflow a buffer"
me: "Oh yeah."
A: "Why does our 8 YEAR OLD know how to write exploits??"
me: "It, uh, came up at bedtime one night.."
#parenting
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it2025-12-22 22:16:30
It's so funny when friends from Before Times visit and tell stories, and my kids are like, "wait... our parents did THAT? OUR PARENTS? and they threw PARTIES??"
#parenting