@eichkat3r@hessen.social2025-10-06 14:26:36
ab wie viel jahren sollte man anfangen sein kind zu siezen
#parenting
@eichkat3r@hessen.social2025-10-06 14:26:36
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it2025-11-04 19:47:59
they understand the power of flattery
#parenting
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it2025-12-02 01:02:19
A: "[The 8yo] was telling me all the things she knows about hackers.."
me: "Mm-hmm"
A: "She told me how you can send a super long password to overflow a buffer"
me: "Oh yeah."
A: "Why does our 8 YEAR OLD know how to write exploits??"
me: "It, uh, came up at bedtime one night.."
#parenting
@threeofus@mstdn.social2025-12-18 10:34:50
Jeez one year olds are a timesuck. I barely have time to do anything beyond feeding her, wiping her ass, getting her off to sleep, getting her up, changing her clothes, and generally stopping her from mortally wounding herself.
#parenting
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it2025-12-22 22:16:30
It's so funny when friends from Before Times visit and tell stories, and my kids are like, "wait... our parents did THAT? OUR PARENTS? and they threw PARTIES??"
#parenting
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it2025-11-07 00:45:47
me: "are you still hungry?"
me: [accusingly] "or did you fill up on cookies?"
13yo: [offended] "no! I didn't fill up on cookies!"
13yo: "it was brownies."
#parenting