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me: "Mommy and I don't really cook any more because you guys are so picky. It's pretty demoralizing to spend an hour or two cooking only to have you say 'I don't want that, I want instant mac & cheese'"
13yo: "Protip: don't have kids."
8yo: "Yeah, it's not our fault you had kids!"
#parenting

A: "[The 8yo] was telling me all the things she knows about hackers.."
me: "Mm-hmm"
A: "She told me how you can send a super long password to overflow a buffer"
me: "Oh yeah."
A: "Why does our 8 YEAR OLD know how to write exploits??"
me: "It, uh, came up at bedtime one night.."
#parenting

It's so funny when friends from Before Times visit and tell stories, and my kids are like, "wait... our parents did THAT? OUR PARENTS? and they threw PARTIES??"
#parenting