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@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-02-22 00:55:38

Still like Trader Joe's dog snacks but JFC their produce sucks (the expired blueberries snark lands so hard) & yes, shit just randomly disappears from their shelves - never to be seen again.
#traderjoes #humor

@ubuntourist@mastodon.social
2026-01-17 14:04:42

#ICE #resist #parody #recruitment

A man wearing a half-face mask of a skeleton covering the lower half of his face, and a "police" vest over what appears to be bicycle tights with a built-in hood. He is standing in front of a very large US flag.
@SmartmanApps@dotnet.social
2026-01-24 21:37:43

Radio DJ: "...and now we have a new entry with a bullet into the Top 40 this week - Me, Myself, AI, by Joan Amihallucinating"
#AI #parody #satire