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@loleg@fosstodon.org
2024-11-03 17:32:54

"Code is, ultimately, characters on a screen, and software engineers do nothing but hammer that code into shapes that spark Joy and Money. The fear and dread comes from a culture where people feel bad that they can't work quickly enough in the terrible codebase, where they feel judged for slowing down to hammer the code into better shapes that sadly aren't on the Jira board, and where management looks down on people who practice craftsmanship."
-- Ludicity

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2024-10-04 22:28:06

"Tesla's issued a recall on 27,000 Cybertrucks due to an issue with its rear view camera.
Apparently whenever it's on, you can see all the people laughing at you."
- Late Night with Seth Meyers
#humor #cybertruck

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2024-10-05 07:57:30

If MAGA fascist types have a weird biological fear of contracting diseases, that would kind of make sense in an uneducated, ill-informed logic sort of way.
It doesn't explain why so many got the heebie jeebies around wearing masks during COVID-19 but maybe these weirdos just hate the association they mentally have with masks & disease...?
"Hate body odour? You're more likely to have rightwing views" | Psychology | The Guardian

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2024-10-03 18:37:02

"Technology is, and must always remain, in service to humanity." Inspiring words from Mustafa Suleyman our CEO of Microsoft AI .
Here's 4 different video demonstrations of Microsoft's new Copilot:
An AI companion for everyone - Microsoft
blogs.micro…

@mszll@datasci.social
2024-10-31 03:09:40

Oxfam: Carbon inequality kills policy-practice.oxfam.org/reso

Title page of the report, showing a yacht in front of a forest fire, lot of orange glowing smoke, titled carbon inequality kills
@mela@zusammenkunft.net
2024-10-26 06:40:08

The perfect reaction emoji does not exi …

Discord-Screenshot:

Mela: I will write my term paper about coffee substitutes (smiling emoji with heart-eyes)

Reaction emoji (by 6 people): A cartoon cat that drinks from a cup of coffee with closed eyes, looking content. Then she opens her eyes wide and spits out her coffee in surprise.
@to3k@infosec.exchange
2024-09-22 18:00:30

🇬🇧 That 11000 character per toot limit on infosec.exchange is a nice thing though! Of course, it's not worth abusing it, because not many people like to read very long posts, but still, sometimes one would like to write a toot of 501 characters.
🇵🇱 Ten limit 11000 znaków na toot na infosec.exchange to jest jednak fajna sprawa! Oczywiście nie warto tego nadużywać, bo niewiele osób lubi czytać bardzo długie wpisy, ale jednak czasem chciałoby się napisać toot o długości 501 znaków.