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So help me, I am pondering writing my own DI container. What is wrong with me? (Or with the existing market, for that matter.)
#php

Updating a small project to the latest and greatest PHPStan and PHP versions:
#PHP #PHPStan

This came up with @… @… and @… tonight…
At the

Our next #phpugmrn meetup is happening on Thursday next week!
We're excited to welcome @elizabeth as our guest speaker. As the Executive Director of The PHP Foundation, Liz will introduce the foundation's mission, highlight its impact on the PHP ecosystem, and share insights into its upcoming plans.
Sign up here

PHPUGMRN 04/26, Thu, Aug 20, 2026, 7:00 PM | Meetup
**Agenda:** 19:00 CET - Doors open 19:30 CET - Intro 19:45 CET - PHP Foundation, Elizabeth Barron 20:30 CET - Break 20:45 CET - tbd. **How to contact us:** * Mastodon: [@

When should you use #PHP Enums, and when shouldn't you?
https://www.garfieldtech.com/blog/on-the-use-of-enums

🔍 #PHPFTS: a self-contained full-text search engine in pure #PHP — no extensions, no dependencies, just files. Trigram indexing, BM25 IDF scoring, filters & typo-tolerant matching. Runs on any PHP 8.1 shared host.

Confirmed one of my expectations that the current/old NAS I'm using was the bottleneck for image conversion. Hooked up a new NAS over the weekend, directly in the VLAN, and with faster drives; almost directly on the first run, proving that #PHP and the #RaspberryPi's where neve…

I mean, this is fair and accurate for all languages mentioned...
#Programming #PHP #CPP #Javascript

🔗 #PHP #Docker

Full circle happening to my developer career right now, friends!
#Swift now has a disambiguating PAAMAYIM_NEKUDOTAYIM! (and no, I did not look up how to spell that; it is burned into my mind from #PHP 25 years ago)

Our next #phpugmrn meetup is happening on August 20!
We're excited to welcome @… as our guest speaker. As the Executive Director of The PHP Foundation, Liz will introduce the foundation's mission, highlight its impact on the PHP ecosystem, and share ins…

PHPUGMRN 04/26, Thu, Aug 20, 2026, 7:00 PM | Meetup
**Agenda:** 19:00 CET - Doors open 19:30 CET - Intro 19:45 CET - PHP Foundation, Elizabeth Barron 20:30 CET - Break 20:45 CET - tbd. **How to contact us:** * Mastodon: [@

Functional programming isn't just for Haskell developers. It's for #PHP developers, too. "Thinking Functionally in PHP" is available from LeanPub.
https://leanpub.com/thinking-functiona

Thinking Functionally in PHP
Functional programming in PHP 7.4, with a side of category theory and monads accessible to everyone.

Has anyone else seen this "No space left on device" on GitHub Actions come up recently?
#GitHub #PHP #CI

anyone here experienced with #PHP stuff, #MIDI stuff, or both stuff, and willing to help out on a dumb little project of mine? we could use more hands (or paws, or other appendages)
boosts appreciated

🔌 Non-blocking I/O for regular #PHP functions. fread, fwrite, file_get_contents, ob_start, curl, #MySQL, and #PostgreSQL now work asynchronously without extra effort.
🖥️ Built-in TrueAsync S…

RE: #php

⚡ #TrueAsync is an experimental library bringing true asynchronous programming to #PHP — coroutines, async/await, and non-blocking I/O built into the language core. Write high-performance concurrent applications with clean, readable code and minimal changes.

The perils of under-engineering:
#PHP #Programming

The perils of under-engineering
When Yes, You're Gonna Need It

Watching Alexandre Daubois talk about PHP runtime vulnerabilities at #phptek

What the actual fuck!:
#protobuf #php

📊 Requires #PHP 8.3 and #Laravel 12, built on laravel/ai with Anthropic as default provider (#OpenAI, #Gemini, #Groq

When should you use #PHP Enums, and when shouldn't you?
https://www.garfieldtech.com/blog/on-the-use-of-enums

On empty return values. #PHP
https://www.garfieldtech.com/blog/empty-return-values

O hello PHP, haven't seen you toss this error at my before:
#php

Take the JetBrains developer survey 2026! (Use the link below so I get referral credit. :-) )
https://surveys.jetbrains.com/s3/developer-ecosystem-survey-2026-sh?pcode=219595885222191163

> @… announces 60 projects strenghtening the #DigitalCommons ¹
➡️ There are two #Fediverse-related tools:
#ActivityBot — A full #ActivityPub server in a single #PHP file
👉 #Fedipub — #Ruby Library for adding #ActivityPub Federation
👉 #NLnet #OpenSource #SocialMedia #OpenSocialWeb #FOSS #FLOSS

📄 #Parsel — an open-source #PHP document parser for #PDF, Office docs & images. Local processing, no external service. Extract text, structured data, coordinates & screenshots. Requires

RE: #Rust finally gets asymmetric visibility, two years after

🧩 #Laravel LSP announced at #LaraconUS 2026: a first-party language server that teaches your editor about your app #PHP

I have now reached the "how did this ever work?" stage of debugging.
#PHP #Programming

🚀 #Laravel now speaks #ClickHouse! laravel-clickhouse brings Eloquent, Query Builder & Schema Builder to the world's fastest OLAP database — familiar API, zero friction. #PHP

Using #PSR-3 placeholders properly in PHP (and other awesome alliterations).
https://www.garfieldtech.com/blog/psr-3-properly

I hate dealing with file permissions. *HATE*.
#Programming #PHP

Running #Lando on GitHub Actions. #Laravel #PHP
https://www.

☝️ Someone out there is running "composer remove" as part of a deployment?! 🚨 Please don't.
⚠️ remove is a write operation. It edits composer.json, re-resolves the whole dependency tree and overwrites your lock file. Your carefully pinned versions? 💨 Gone. Silently upgraded.
✅ composer install --no-dev exists for exactly this reason. Your lock file is not a suggestion. 🔒
#php

It's always neat to be in a conference talk where someone is talking about #PHP features I helped make happen.
#PHPTek

🏗️ Worker supervisor — a Horizon replacement that auto-scales workers on any driver, with crash-recovery, graceful shutdown & multi-node fleet support, validated by a chaos battery
🧰 Requires #PHP 8.2 , #Laravel 12/13 & Livewire 3.5 — install via Composer, ships

The best post-conference-speaking feedback I can get is "I changed how I did things because of your talk."
Yep, I did get that after #PHPTek this week. Victory!
I'm so glad people found my sessions helpful.
#php

🛡️ #Vigilance is a driver-agnostic control center for #Laravel queues, jobs, commands & the scheduler — plus whole-app APM, tracing, metrics, alerts & uptime. Self-hosted & production-safe #PHP

📋 #queuesql is an #opensource #Laravel package that turns any write query — delete, update, insert, upsert — into parallel batched queue jobs

📋 #Yerd is an open-source local #PHP development environment for #macOS and #Linux — a rootless