Tootfinder

🏗️ Composer integration out of the box: PSR-4, Classmap & autoload_files. Only classes your autoloader actually knows appear in completion.
🌀 Full #Laravel Eloquent support: Relationships, Scopes, Accessors, Casts & Builder chains – no Larastan or ide-helper needed.
📦 JetBrains #PHP

Functional programming isn't just for Haskell developers. It's for #PHP developers, too. "Thinking Functionally in PHP" is available from LeanPub.
https://leanpub.com/thinking-functiona

Thinking Functionally in PHP
Functional programming in PHP 7.4, with a side of category theory and monads accessible to everyone.

📄 #Parsel — an open-source #PHP document parser for #PDF, Office docs & images. Local processing, no external service. Extract text, structured data, coordinates & screenshots. Requires

Let's be controversial: In modern #PHP, you should never type-hint an array.
https://www.garfieldtech.com/blog/array-type-hint

Hey Webseite, zeige mir doch mal alle Kommentare mit Eigenschaft X.
Webseite: 500
> PHP Fatal error: Uncaught DivisionByZeroError: Division by zero
🤦‍♂️
#PHP #Serendipity

Updating a small project to the latest and greatest PHPStan and PHP versions:
#PHP #PHPStan

php -S localhost:8000 -t .
HOLY CRAP!?! How have I never known that PHP has a built-in web server for development? How long has this been thing? (Rhetorical question as I'm about to look it up, just stating for emphasis on my surprise to have just found this option.)
#PHP

I have now reached the "how did this ever work?" stage of debugging.
#PHP #Programming

#PHPantom – ultra-fast #PHP Language Server written in #Rust 🦀 #LSP

Using #PSR-3 placeholders properly in PHP (and other awesome alliterations).
https://www.garfieldtech.com/blog/psr-3-properly

Watching Alexandre Daubois talk about PHP runtime vulnerabilities at #phptek

Full circle happening to my developer career right now, friends!
#Swift now has a disambiguating PAAMAYIM_NEKUDOTAYIM! (and no, I did not look up how to spell that; it is burned into my mind from #PHP 25 years ago)

Some thoughts on the proposed #PHP Generics RFC.
https://www.garfieldtech.com/blog/erased-php-generics-2026

🚀 #Laravel now speaks #ClickHouse! laravel-clickhouse brings Eloquent, Query Builder & Schema Builder to the world's fastest OLAP database — familiar API, zero friction. #PHP

Running #Lando on GitHub Actions. #Laravel #PHP
https://www.

About to run InfectionPHP on this PHPUnit testsuite... 😱
#InfectionPHP #PHP #PHPUnit

This came up with @… @… and @… tonight…
At the

The best post-conference-speaking feedback I can get is "I changed how I did things because of your talk."
Yep, I did get that after #PHPTek this week. Victory!
I'm so glad people found my sessions helpful.
#php

Has anyone else seen this "No space left on device" on GitHub Actions come up recently?
#GitHub #PHP #CI

🏗️ Worker supervisor — a Horizon replacement that auto-scales workers on any driver, with crash-recovery, graceful shutdown & multi-node fleet support, validated by a chaos battery
🧰 Requires #PHP 8.2 , #Laravel 12/13 & Livewire 3.5 — install via Composer, ships

It's always neat to be in a conference talk where someone is talking about #PHP features I helped make happen.
#PHPTek

🛡️ #Vigilance is a driver-agnostic control center for #Laravel queues, jobs, commands & the scheduler — plus whole-app APM, tracing, metrics, alerts & uptime. Self-hosted & production-safe #PHP

I'm finally looking at the other sessions at #PHPTek next week, and damn, almost every time slot has more than one session I really want to go to.
Damn you, PHP Tek team! Well done.
#php

We need to have a talk #PHP, this is not supposed to happen when I do cool cutting-edge things:

Are you a #PHP developer and you want to know how to work with #Al #coding tools? 🧑‍🏫
Here is the deal:
You message Jochen (not me!) – he has a video call and he gives you a task for an enha…

On empty return values. #PHP
https://www.garfieldtech.com/blog/empty-return-values

Avoid N 1 queries when validating array inputs in #php #Laravel ☝️
Instead of running `exists` per item, preload your data once and validate against it ✅
Cleaner code, better performance ⚡

What the actual fuck!:
#protobuf #php

🔍 #PHPFTS: a self-contained full-text search engine in pure #PHP — no extensions, no dependencies, just files. Trigram indexing, BM25 IDF scoring, filters & typo-tolerant matching. Runs on any PHP 8.1 shared host.

RE: #php

Hey #php developers out there 👀 👋
What tools do you use to make your #ai write "good" code? 😏
#phpstan,

Using #PSR-3 placeholders properly in PHP (and other awesome alliterations).
https://www.garfieldtech.com/blog/psr-3-properly

Just asked #Qwen 3.6 Plus what the current versions of #PHP and #Laravel are… it confidently said PHP 8.5 and Laravel 13 😄
I was like “wait, what?!” and asked again. Turns out it just extrapolat…

When should you use #PHP Enums, and when shouldn't you?
https://www.garfieldtech.com/blog/on-the-use-of-enums

🔌 Non-blocking I/O for regular #PHP functions. fread, fwrite, file_get_contents, ob_start, curl, #MySQL, and #PostgreSQL now work asynchronously without extra effort.
🖥️ Built-in TrueAsync S…

Null is problematic, but why? Let's see why, and let that guide us to new alternatives. #PHP
https://www.garfieldtech.com/blog/much-ado-about-null

⚡ #TrueAsync is an experimental library bringing true asynchronous programming to #PHP — coroutines, async/await, and non-blocking I/O built into the language core. Write high-performance concurrent applications with clean, readable code and minimal changes.

📱 #React 19 frontend with #TypeScript, fuzzy search across keyboard layouts, #PHP 8.4 with 40 API endpoints. 100% free &

Take the JetBrains developer survey 2026! (Use the link below so I get referral credit. :-) )
https://surveys.jetbrains.com/s3/developer-ecosystem-survey-2026-sh?pcode=219595885222191163

You can't stop the evolution... 🦋
#phpunit ➡️ #pest ➡️ #testo

Reminder: your #ai #coding agent needs a lot of guardrails; otherwise, it generates a lot of crap, even opus... 😞
Fixing these errors at the end of the day takes forever.
It's better to run your linters and tests after every change...

Here is my résumé when it comes to using #GLM 5.1 for refactoring a large #php #laravel code based on #sonarqube

#FilaTeams - Team Management #Plugin for #Filament 5 #PHP

#Idempotency: What, Why & How — deep dive into safe retries in #Laravel
🔁 #PHP #API

#AppDevPanel - Universal #PHP Debug Panel for #Symfony, #Laravel,