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@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-04-02 01:44:11

Today, the Integrity spacecraft launched four brave people toward the moon.
Integrity left earth, and then potus addressed the nation.
This makes a lot of sense.
#USpol #potus #Artemis2

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-07 12:20:05

Super-Callous-Fascist-Racist-Somehow-He's-the-POTUS
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This is satire, not sedition: let's leave the extrajudicial killing out of it.
#satire #potus45

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-04-28 20:46:24

He draws the curse of the Founders upon him and all those who support him.
#USpol #potus #NoKings

screenshot of a post by the White House:
King Charles III and potus stand in suits side by side laughing outside the White House, with a Union Jack flag held by a flag bearer and a podium with the presidential seal visible in the background. The text "TWO KINGS" and a crown emoji is the caption. "King" in red is written over King Charles, "Royalist Scum" in red is written over potus.
@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-05 22:20:06

Super-Callous-Fragile-Racist-Sexist-Nazi-POTUS
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This is a joke, not a threat: let's not get carceral over comedy.
#satire #potus45

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-02-16 16:52:10

Remember when there was decency & goodwill in the U.S. Presidency?
#potus #obama

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-01 18:20:06

POTUS: Pedo Of The United States
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This is satire, not sedition: let's not have humor lead to homicide.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-01 01:20:05

POTUS: Pedo Of The United States
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: put the zip ties down.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-30 16:20:05

Super-Callous-Fascist-Racist-Somehow-He's-the-POTUS
bot by @…
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: don't make me go to gulag.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-29 00:20:06

Super-Callous-Fragile-Racist-Sexist-Nazi-POTUS
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: don't send me to a camp, please.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-24 05:20:05

POTUS: Pedo Of The United States
bot by @…
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: no waterboarding please and thank you.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-26 09:20:06

Super-Callous-Fascist-Racist-Somehow-He's-the-POTUS
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: please don't extraordinarily rendition me to a black site.
#satire

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-25 10:20:05

POTUS: Pedo Of The United States
bot by @…
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: let's leave the extrajudicial killing out of it.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-21 16:20:03

POTUS: Pedo Of The United States
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: don't send me to a camp, please.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-22 23:20:06

Super-Callous-Fragile-Racist-Sexist-Nazi-POTUS
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: let's not get carceral over comedy.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-20 08:20:05

POTUS: Pedo Of The United States
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: please don't come after me.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-20 16:20:07

Super-Callous-Fragile-Racist-Sexist-Nazi-POTUS
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: let's not have humor lead to homicide.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-20 04:20:06

Super-Callous-Fascist-Racist-Somehow-He's-the-POTUS
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: rescind the warrant.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-14 07:20:03

POTUS: Pedo Of The United States
bot by @…
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: tell the black helicopters to return to base.
#satire #potus45