@crell@phpc.social2026-02-10 21:03:26
Is it wrong of me to assume that if the CSS on your project's website is broken in stupid ways, your project itself is probably also broken in stupid ways?
It's at least a yellow flag, right?
#Programming
@crell@phpc.social2026-02-10 21:03:26
@jamesthebard@social.linux.pizza2026-04-05 04:16:24
Version 2.0.0b5 should be the last version before the first "official" release of the client rewrite. So very, very close...lol
#programming #sisyphus
@fell@ma.fellr.net2026-02-04 09:45:33
What's a good short name for a program that (1) syncs files and (2) runs builds?
#programming #askfedi
@cdp1337@social.bitsnbytes.dev2026-04-07 21:29:28
php -S localhost:8000 -t .
HOLY CRAP!?! How have I never known that PHP has a built-in web server for development? How long has this been thing? (Rhetorical question as I'm about to look it up, just stating for emphasis on my surprise to have just found this option.)
#PHP
@smurthys@hachyderm.io2026-03-31 03:48:28
I don't program in C or defend that language, but each time I read someone complain about the need to manage null-termination and such in C, I wonder if they'd have similar complaints about assembly programming. Sure, C is "higher level" than assembly but only barely? 🤔
#programming #reasoning
@UP8@mastodon.social2026-02-01 17:25:22
😒... I just had Junie (the Jetbrains AI agent) accuse me of spamming with the autoposter that I wanted it to modify!
#programming #software #autoposter
@frankel@mastodon.top2026-03-24 17:16:13
Reports of #code's death are greatly exaggerated
#programming
@UP8@mastodon.social2026-04-01 19:29:15
🛠️ Comparing C/C unity build with regular build on a large codebase (2024)
#programming
@tgpo@social.linux.pizza2026-01-26 02:41:10
Out with the old, in the with new!
Here's a comparison of the current TV Season screen and the updated TV Season screen I just completed in #Jellyfin for #Roku.
#programming <…
@stsquad@mastodon.org.uk2026-01-21 09:18:27
I do like a bit of #fireship so here is their take on the #history of #programming in about 6 minutes:
@crell@phpc.social2026-03-27 18:48:58
After an unfortunate finger slip, I briefly tried to call the arse_url() function in PHP.
Now I kinda want to write an RFC to add it..
#PHP #Silliness #Programming
@mrysav@social.linux.pizza2026-02-25 19:57:44
"And on the fourth day, GOD said, 'Lᴇᴛ'ꜱ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴄᴏɴꜰɪɢᴜʀᴀʙʟᴇ.' So he spent the rest of eternity doing that and never reached day five."
#programming #dependencyhell #technology
@eitch@mstdn.gsi.li2026-03-16 15:21:43
RE: #java #programming …
@erk709@social.linux.pizza2026-02-28 02:03:28
If, in computer science (e.g. in a database) you need to create a many-to-many-relationship where the hierarchical order is important, there is ONLY one game in town: Parent-Child.
#programming #database #dba
@crell@phpc.social2026-03-25 16:41:58
I see a lot of people pushing to avoid libraries that use AI. We're soon going to need to figure out how we even define that, since it's not always obvious if a PR is AI-assisted.
We're going to need standards for "organic code." Which is... yeah, GFL with getting devs to agree on anything.
#Programming
@fraca7@social.linux.pizza2026-02-17 21:05:01
There is a derivative of Amdahl’s law that applies to this whole « vibe coding » thing. I spend maybe 5% of my time designing and writing code and 95% maintaining it. As far as I know LLMs make the former faster, which is pointless, and the latter harder and more time consuming, which is actually both bad and stupid. Go figure.
#programming
@UP8@mastodon.social2026-03-27 04:29:43
🐍 snakes.run, massively multiplayer Snake over SSH
#programming #software
@crell@phpc.social2026-03-25 16:12:12
Why is it every time I try to take the simple approach and not over-engineer things, I end up regretting it and needing to change it to the "I thought this would be over-engineered" approach?
Like, seriously, this happens all the time.
This is why I tend to "over-engineer" early, because I have been burned by this *so many times*.
#Programming
@jamesthebard@social.linux.pizza2026-01-14 04:54:50
Started the official rewrite of the Sisyphus client in #golang, working on getting the Ffmpeg command-line tasks parsed and validated against the schema. This should make things easier to distribute with respect to the client as I can just distribute static binaries.
#programming
@tgpo@social.linux.pizza2026-01-13 14:05:55
Happy National Rubber Ducky Day!
Today is the day to celebrate a programmer's best debugging tool!
#programming #rubberduckday #rubberduckyday
@mrysav@social.linux.pizza2026-01-26 21:14:19
My hobby: creating PRs to open source projects with ‘printf(“here! Line: xyz”);’ after every line.
Because those messages are so helpful. #programming
@UP8@mastodon.social2026-01-20 14:38:29
had that moment when I did "npm install" and it found 0 vulnerabilities and I'm like... that never happens!
#software #programming #npm
@tgpo@social.linux.pizza2026-01-28 15:06:07
Oh wild! Full circle moment today when I found out #jellyfin uses PlaylistsNET, a library I contributed to years before even hearing about Jellyfin 🤓
#OpenSource is so cool!
#programming
@SmartmanApps@dotnet.social2026-01-21 09:06:47
@UP8@mastodon.social2026-02-18 01:47:59
🧲 zerobrew is a Rust-based, 5-20x faster drop-in Homebrew alternative
#software
