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Incompetent managers, take note...
#Programming

I was today years old when I learned that Dockerfiles support heredoc-like syntax, and I am furious at every tutorial and presenter that has used a dozen lines with \ instead of that.
#Docker #Programming

Please, don't let yourself be in this video.
#Programming

The Zig journey continues, things get a bit cleaner and we're now parsing the primary partition entries in the MBR. Very nice...
#programming #zig

What's the best #programminglanguage for #codingagents?
https://danluu.com/pl-tokens/

Programmatic database resets
#PHP #Programming

Programmatic database resets
Make your tests faster and safer with this one cool trick!

Вибирайте свою ЦА.
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Pick your target audience wisely.
#IT #programming #kek #meme

Holy crap, I have to be missing something with respect to HashMap construction...I officially have all of the `try put` statements...lol. It does work though, and now the primary MBR partitions have appropriate partition type descriptions.
#zig #programming

Just wrote a fun little algorithm for iterating through all grid positions within X euclidean distance from a center, roughly in order of distance but also mostly ensuring each position yielded is at least diagonally adjacent to the previous. It's a fun problem to think about with lots of design tradeoffs and many valid solutions.
My solution requires that the origin be on the grid (I think?) and uses a bunch of caching instead of a bajillion distance checks, although I don't actually know what the memory/speed tradeoff is like or whether there are any gains at all (could be net losses, which I'm starting to wonder about more as I write this post). Thankfully I don't expect performance to be very critical here anyways, and doing the caching actually helped separate some logic in a useful way.
A fun little diversion from bigger stuff in the project and a reminder of some of the joys of programming design at a small scope. Feels kinda like mastering the local town's minigame while you're stuck on the main quest in an RPG.
#programming

More progress. I've got the entire MBR processing finished up with a ton of cleanup. Processing the extended partition entries is always fun, but after a fixing a few dumb mistakes everything is parsing out correctly. Even better: no memory leaks.
#zig #programming

The ternary operator is all fun and games until you end up with a branch coverage drop without a line number for the culprit (because one of the branches is covered).
#dev #programming #JavaScript…

Every time I brainstorm/daydream on how I'd design an ideal type system... I eventually end up with Rust.
It's kind of annoying, really.
#Rust #Programming #Types

Moar progress, will probably move this into the struct along with MBR reconstruction from the struct. This might actually end up doing a bit of `fdisk` stuff...
#zig #programming #mbr

#ProgrammingLanguages, targets, and platforms
I started as a #Java developer, but for some time now, I have broadened my horizons. Recently, I thought about how early languages were dedicated to a single target and platform, and now they are broadening their focus. In this post, I want to …

So, after some consideration I decided to break out the block device reading operations out into its own module. Also, the returned data is now in a struct with a `.deinit` method that will handle cleanups. It might be more complicated than necessary, but it's clean.
#zig #programming

SQLite for Everything
https://joecode.com/2026-08-19-sqlite3/
We have so many remarkable tools that we avoid using because something else has a shiner marketing budget. (Though SQLite's type system is pretty mediocre.)

I mean, this is fair and accurate for all languages mentioned...
#Programming #PHP #CPP #Javascript

So, after searching far and wide on the internet I have managed to open a file from a command-line argument and read 10 bytes from it using Zig v0.16. I was not expecting it to be quite this complicated.
#programming #zig

🧠 The "A" in #AI can also stand for "Apathy": more #developers are losing joy in their craft as AI-driven development reshapes the job — a reminder to managers that developer happiness pays off beyond the next quarter

Do the simplest thing that will work, except for when you need to do the most robust and forward-thinking thing that will work.
Determining when to do which, that's the rub.
#Programming

The perils of under-engineering:
#PHP #Programming

The perils of under-engineering
When Yes, You're Gonna Need It

I like people I can vibe with. Not machines to vibe at.
#Programming #AI #LLM

Якщо type definition каже, що експорт є, а рантайм кидає в помилку
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The requested module 'jsonwebtoken' does not provide an export named 'JsonWebTokenError'
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...не довіряй definition.
Lesson learned.
Everybody lies. Навіть такі базові NPM-пакети, як jsonwebtoken.
#IT #programming

Sometimes, you just need a nice standard-sized unsigned integer of exactly 48 bits...also, I think I hate UUIDs.
#zig #programming

I hate dealing with file permissions. *HATE*.
#Programming #PHP

I have now reached the "how did this ever work?" stage of debugging.
#PHP #Programming

So, seems I have a new job lined up finally as I've signed the tentative offer letter. Also, still working with Zig and made progress with grabbing information from the Linux `sys` tree for sector/logical block sizes. Been a busy yet awesome day.
#zig #programming

Code that used to work but now doesn't is the bane of my existence. And yes, there are tests. That doesn't answer *why* this thing no longer works, despite no changes to the relevant files.
#Programming #Debugging

Hrmm, Zig is an interesting language...figured I'd kick the tires and figure out what's going on. So far it's been pretty nice.
#zig #programming

Code that was working and passing all tests, untouched for weeks, now failing tests on the exact same computer, exact same checkout, exact same commit.
This is the bane of my existence. And no, Grand Theft Autocomplete will not fix this. (It will probably make it worse.)
#Programming #AI

RE: #Programming

Good documentation is a gift you give yourself in a month.
#Programming #PHP

RE: #Programming

TFW you realize you already wrote a tool to solve the problem you're working on, but you totally forgot about it so used 50 workarounds that your tool exists to already solve for you...
#Programming #PHP

Do the simplest thing that will work, except for when you need to do the most robust and forward-thinking thing that will work.
Determining when to do which, that's the rub.
#Programming

Nothing like converting slices of `u8`s to `u16`s. The GPT partition names are all `UTF16LE` which makes things interesting...however, that part is done and scraping GPT information is working as expected.
#zig #gpt

Things I've learned today:
- Valgrind does not support AVX512 instructions. That was an adventure because I was writing purposefully bad code at the time...
- However, changed strategies and used `clang` with the `fsanitize=address,undefined` option which seems to work perfectly fine.
#clang