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@june_thalia_michael@literatur.social
2026-09-21 21:10:42
Content warning: Probably only makes sense if you know German and some basic English linguistics

I watched the blumento horses brathering around while contemplating buying a game's GOTY* edition.
*I know it's actually goti, I'm not fish-ing for compliments here.
#linguistics #pun

@floheinstein@chaos.social
2026-07-27 11:23:57

Watch out, that joke is coming in flat.
#dadjoke #punintended

Cast iron skilled in the middle of the picture. Clearly visible dent in the rim. Above it, text "Pan, indented". Below it text "Pun intended"
@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-07-13 02:33:14

Major media outlets tripping and falling over themselves to bring you this hard-hitting journalism:
#CNN #Zara #fashion #pun #journalism #sarcasm

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-09-26 23:41:24

"Can you eat ultra-processed foods and still be healthy? A dietitian analysed my weekly shopping"
"A dietitian *weighs in*" was right there. 😢
#headlines #BBC #wordplay #pun #humor #diet

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-07-13 18:36:29

"Upon reflection" I think I got a good deal on these copper and bronze tumblers. 🤓
#photography #amateur #India #tumblers #copper #bronze #reflection #pun #photoMonday #FotoMontag