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@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2025-12-23 07:41:39

Typical #rail line reactivation in Poland:
1. For many years, reactivation is debated, meetings are held, studies are done — and nothing happens.
2. Suddenly funding appears, and preparations start.
3. Just before the work starts, some of the stakeholders start debating a New Better Route.
4. Mutual mudslinging starts, as some of the counties that already paid for the project, discover that the New Better Route omits them.
5. In the meantime, the railroad company proceeds with the original plan and doesn't care.

@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-02-19 06:37:29

Success! (from viaduct.world)
#rail

@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-02-02 01:28:07

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #GuyGarveysFinestHour
Rail Replacement Bus Service:
🎵 December
#RailReplacementBusService
railreplacementbusservice.band
open.spotify.com/track/1aasrb0

@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2025-12-25 13:13:41

1. Plan going to Opole, via Kościan.
2. When you enter the train to Kościan, you discover that the change to Opole is delayed 15 minutes already. Consider changing in Leszno instead; if the delay increases, you'd have more options there.
3. Discover that there aren't any more options in Leszno today. Your change is delayed 30 minutes already. Return the reservations, and take one the other way, to Poznań instead.
4. Train station in Kościan. The displays aren't showing any delays, trains are announced normally. Tell people about the delays, so they won't stand in the -10°C waiting for the train to arrive.
5. Take the train to Poznań, and try to figure out what to do next.
6. Discover that the only reasonable choice going forward is Inowrocław: no delays and good return connection. It's the same train, so take another reservation. Your current seat is already taken there, so move elsewhere.
7. Your train should be followed by another one in the same direction, that departs from Poznań 6 minutes later. However, your train ends up waiting for another delayed train, so the other train goes first. The delay further increases as your train needs to slow down after the other train.
8. Reach Inowrocław 10 minutes later. That's not a problem, since you didn't have enough to see for all the time there anyway.
9. Discover that the town is more interesting than you thought, and you'd use more time.
10. When you almost get to the station, discover that your train is 10 minutes late. Not that you have any use for that time at this point.
11. When you're at the station, the train keeps increasing delay while waiting at the previous station, in Bydgoszcz. The station displays are completely useless, as they show only a random subset of regional trains, for no apparent reason. The announcements include all trains, but are rarely given.
12. The delay keeps increasing. Start thinking about getting a reservation for the next train to Poznań, in case it arrived first. You can't return the reservation after the planned departure time, and you can't have two reservations simultaneously, so reserve the seat from Mogilno, the next station.
13. The next train arrives first. While on board, you discover that you're not going to have any train home for 1.5 hr. Take another seat reservation to Leszno, where you can change into a suburban train and get home 15 minutes earlier than from Poznań. This time, your seat is still free.
14. The train departs 15 minutes delayed from Poznań. After all, you're changing trains in Kościan.
So I was going to go south, to Opole, via Kościan. Instead, I've ended up slingshotting north to Inowrocław, and getting back home via the same train as if I were in Opole.
#rail

@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-01-01 06:09:01

Rehashed meme
The myth of consensual train maintenance
#KolejeDolnośląskie: I consent.
SPS Mieczkowski: I consent.
Is there somebody you forgot to ask?
#Newag: I don't.
#rail #meme #kolej

@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2025-12-11 05:41:50

1. Enter a train in which you have a (good) seat reserved.
2. Find a compartment where no seats are reserved yet.
3. Confirm that nobody sat there.
4. Change the reservation to reduce the risk of somebody else doing the same thing.
5. Set the heating, turn the lights off, decline the seat. Good night.
#rail

@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2025-12-31 07:40:58

#PKP #InterCity: we're launching an express train from #Warsaw to #Poznań that doesn't stop anywhere in between!
Passengers: oh, so it's going to reach Poznań faster, right?
PKPIC: we're routing it through Poznań Franowo [the bypass track].
Passengers: …
(yes, it takes 10 minutes longer than a regular express)
#rail

@radioeinsmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-01-17 21:45:08

🇺🇦 Auf radioeins läuft...
Rail Replacement Bus Service:
🎵 December
#NowPlaying #RailReplacementBusService
#newRelease 🆕 single
#radioeins gespielten Titel als #Spotify Playliste: open.spotify.com/playlist/3hdH

@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-14 14:49:48

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #GuyGarveysFinestHour
Rail Replacement Bus Service:
🎵 Everyone's Business - The Cardigan Arms Version
#RailReplacementBusService
open.spotify.com/track/7i028CY

@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-15 01:48:50

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #GuyGarveysFinestHour
Rail Replacement Bus Service:
🎵 Everyone's Business - The Cardigan Arms Version
#RailReplacementBusService
open.spotify.com/track/7i028CY