Tootfinder

A file I came across on my iPad. No idea where it came from. #randomThoughts
Thoughts to ponder:
Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety-one?
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea, does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?
Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgrunt…