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@losttourist@social.chatty.monster
2025-09-22 13:41:33

So, tomorrow's rapture. Does anyone know what time it's booked in for?
I'd like to get a little swim in at the leisure centre before the End Times begin but I can't be having people plucked out of the pool and ascending to heaven while I'm doing lengths of breaststroke, it'll be very off putting,. 
#Rapture #TheRapture

@timbray@cosocial.ca
2025-09-23 16:17:50

Song ’o the day: #rapture

@cheryanne@aus.social
2025-09-22 10:17:45

By the way, what time is the Rapture occurring tomorrow? I have a few things I want to do beforehand, so hopefully it will be later in the day.
#Rapture #Sarcasm

@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2025-09-23 21:11:29

Just curious. Anybody see any #rapture events going on anywhere?

@carloshr@lile.cl
2025-09-24 13:33:56

Vengo a confirmar que no fui rapturado. Soy indigno. Me siento totalmente decepcionado 🥹
#Rapture #nx
lile.cl/@carloshr/115255132988

@smashtie@mas.to
2025-09-23 18:09:41

Have they gone yet? 🫣 #rapture

@cdamian@rls.social
2025-09-22 15:22:23

Is the #rapture a public holiday?

@sean@scoat.es
2025-09-22 23:10:59

Younger-me-with-more-energy would definitely go up to the church at the end of my street and leave some full sets of clothing (in body shape) on the steps, late tonight.
#rapture

@raysofred@discordian.social
2025-09-23 22:29:31

Who’s getting raptured? #YTP #rapture

@adamhotep@infosec.exchange
2025-09-25 04:56:37

It's not #rapture.
People don't just disappear by divine providence.
Or, alternatively, stop worshipping ICE.

@losttourist@social.chatty.monster
2025-09-23 06:58:22

I'm putting the kettle on, anyone want a brew. It might be your last chance for a cuppa before the End Times.
#rapture

@losttourist@social.chatty.monster
2025-09-23 13:37:44

I've no idea why everyone is so excited about the arrival of the raptures. They were the scariest dinosaurs in Jurassic Park if you ask me.
#rapture

@losttourist@social.chatty.monster
2025-09-23 08:41:19

Hmm I hope my builders aren't about to be raptured, our kitchen currently looks like this and if they get whisked off to heaven I'll end up having to get Nick Knowles in to fix things up on DIY SOS.
#rapture

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2025-09-24 21:15:29

While you wait for the rapture:
#rapture #recommendation #entertainment #HBO #TheLeftovers #TV_Shows