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@mela@zusammenkunft.net
2026-02-19 22:29:39

Gamemaster: »You know it's a bad timeline when you see a shot of Kenna naked, and it is neither sexy nor cute, but just bleak.«
#rollenspiel #rpg #ttrpg

@mela@zusammenkunft.net
2026-03-17 22:17:59

Week 1:
Monday to Sunday: *four sessions, four big fights, one even bigger storyline wrap-up on Sunday*
Week 2:
Monday: "Phew, good that tonight's session got cancelled. After last week I need some rest."
Tuesday: "I miss roleplaying."
#OnBeingARoleplayer

@matematico314@social.linux.pizza
2026-02-02 22:07:50

O @… é muito foda. Muita gente acha que histórias de #RPG se limitam apenas a magos e cavaleiros enfrentando dragões, mas ele consegue imprimir uma carga emocional impressionante a algumas histórias:

@mela@zusammenkunft.net
2026-03-12 21:13:47

Recently, at the end of the Star Trek Adventures session.
GM: *cheerful* »I got to kill two of you!«
#rollenspiel #rpg #ttrpg

@mela@zusammenkunft.net
2026-03-12 20:09:19

Recently during Star Trek Adventures:
V'Lorr: »Can I use crisis management for this roll?«
GM: »No, you are not managing the crisis. You ARE the crisis.«
*later*
To the First Officer: »Your science officer has gone full Rambo. What do you do?«
#rpg #ttrpg

@mela@zusammenkunft.net
2026-02-19 21:39:49

Session tonight:
Our game master doesn't pull their punches.
#rollenspiel #rpg #ttrpg #STA

Meme of Billy Nye behind a burning globe saying "This is an actual crisis", posted on Discord by an account named "Caroline Vratsian" (the rest of the username is blurred out).
@mela@zusammenkunft.net
2026-01-02 01:30:30

First session of 2026:
Failed the role to talk the Romulan centurion out of doing something truly stupid.
When facing immediate death, rolling 1s and 2s, to successfully dodge disruptor fire and telepathically fry the brains of both opponents.
#rollenspiel #rpg

@matematico314@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-26 05:24:20

Olha que coincidência engraçada. Eu estou ouvindo os episódios do #RPGuaxa em sequência e, como não tenho muito tempo para essas coisas, estou muito atrasado. E o que eu peguei pra ouvir agora é justamente um episódio especial de Natal, só que antigo (acho que é de 2022) rs.
Ališs, pra quem curte RPG eu recomendo muito seguir o podcast "Realidades Paralelas do Guaxinim" do

This is an audio player screen displaying a podcast episode. The podcast cover art features a large raccoon character in a brown robe, a smaller green-robed wizard figure, two figurine miniatures (a soldier and a dragon), polyhedral dice (red d20, green d12, yellow d4, white d6), and an open book on a table. In the top-left corner of the cover, there is a circular logo with a raccoon and the text “RPGuaxa.” Above the cover, the title “Realidades Paralelas do Guaxinim” appears in green. Below th…
@mela@zusammenkunft.net
2025-12-28 20:18:43

Wrote a paradox flaw today …
Network confused: #rpg

Virtual Adepts

Gordian Cables: No matter how carefully the afflicted mage deals with cables (either connected or disconnected), they will become entangled, and every so often it will look like cutting through the knot will be the only way to untangle them. If the mage operates in a data center, after a short time the center will look a lot worse than the »Network confused« Travolta GIF. A mage with this affliction can render a full data center nonoperational. 
If the mage labels all the cables…