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@SamYourEyes@mas.to
2024-05-27 07:15:16

100% serious, non sarcastic: Biden & Natanyahu's plan is to complete the genocide asap. They've lost the propaganda war already, they're going for Blitzkrieg, trying to achieve their goal before a real resistance can be organized.
All you "nonviolent resistance" fucksticks are allowing them to succeed. If ever in modern history there was a case for civil war, this is it. It's John Brown time right the fuck now.

@MamasPinkyToe@mastodon.world
2024-04-24 19:34:55

Sometimes when Spock said "Fascinating" he was on the level and sometimes he was being sarcastic.

@pgcd@mastodon.online
2024-05-18 09:57:50

theguardian.com/technology/art
Behold: a recursive headline!

@gevoel@mastodon.green
2024-05-23 12:55:48

Ik krijg hier mijn inmiddels gebruikelijke sarcastische associaties bij: “Boeren vallen van hún trekkers door zelfveroorzaakte extreme hitte en gebrek aan drinkwater. mastodon.green/@gevoel/1124904

@m0les@aus.social
2024-05-17 04:14:32

Just what the world needed.
theguardian.com/technology/art

@hikingdude@mastodon.social
2024-06-17 19:55:10

Phew, after 1.5 days of sunshine we finally have a weather warning again ... I was already seriously afraid of drought (sarcasm)
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Official WEATHER WARNING of SEVERE THUNDERSTORMS with HEAVY RAIN and HAIL
Individual thunderstorms will move in from the west. There will be heavy rainfall with precipitation amounts of between 25 l/m² and 35 l/m² per hour as well as squalls with speeds of up to 75 km/h (21 m/s, 41 knots, force 9) and hail with grain sizes of around 2 cm

@blakes7bot@botsin.space
2024-05-17 16:08:39

Series C, Episode 09 - Sarcophagus
AVON: [V.O., O.O.S.] Cally.
CALLY: What is it?
blake.torpidity.net/m/309/2 B7B7

@joe@toot.works
2024-06-10 00:04:39

Well, that sucks.
#MichaelLovell #Marquette #Milwaukee
bizjournals.com/milwaukee/news