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If there are two things Americans love, it’s vaccines and flossing. #sarcasm https://flipboard.com/@health/the-latest-health-news…

Future vaccines could be delivered by dental floss
Researchers tested the new method on lab mice teeth. Hypodermic needles remain the most common method of administering lifesaving vaccines, but that doesn’t mean receiving the jab has gotten more pleasant over time. Now, biomedical engineers are exploring a new approach that could ditch shots …

By the way, what time is the Rapture occurring tomorrow? I have a few things I want to do beforehand, so hopefully it will be later in the day.
#Rapture #Sarcasm

"Trump administration ends government’s annual report on hunger in America"
There. Hunger problem solved. Next.
/s
#hunger #uspol #sarcasm

Oh dear…
AI industry horrified to face largest copyright class action ever certified - Ars Technica
#horrified #suchnicepeopletoo #sarcasm

RE: #sarcasm

#128 on the 2025 Global Peace Index. Nice going America. 🇺🇸 🙄
#USA #peace #happiness #sad #sarcasm

#ice

My Career Opportunities With ICE
Uncle Sam wants to hire me to get rid of the worst of the worst.

"Denzel Washington doesn’t watch movies anymore"
Denzel finally watched one of the Equalizer sequels? 🤔
#movies #Equalizer #DenzelWashington #joke #sarcasm #truth

#CNN: "FDA’s new AI tool is ‘hallucinating’ and citing nonexistent studies"
Wow. I did not see that coming. 🙄
#AI #LLM #FDA #usa #sarcasm

#psa: Trumpenol causes brain damage.
#Tylenol #acetamenophin #health #Trumpenol #USA #warning #sarcasm

You won't believe what Mamdani does with lists. 😱
#Mamdani #sarcasm #uspol #NYC #NewYork #writing #MamdaniTimes