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they should make IOT scissors.
you have to download the app and pay a weekly subscription to to use them.
think of the children.
this will help stop terrorists.
👆 sarcasm. ⬆️ #sarcasm

Hat denn schon jemand aus der Regierung oder dem Bundestag laut darüber nachgedacht, Regentänze einzuführen? Oder klatschen wir einfach täglich um 17h auf dem Balkon für Regen? #sarcasm #klimakatastrophe

Voraussichtlich am Dienstag hat der Bundestag die Hitze dann erstmal ausgesessen und kann sich wieder den wichtigen Dingen widmen. #sarcasm

Looksmaxxing. Looks more like Stupidmaxxing. 😏
#sarcasm #looksmaxxing #stupid

ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini, and Grok take turns as AI czar. One quarter/season each, and within a year they will solve all the world's problems. 💡🙄
#AI_force #AI_czar #propsal #sarcasm #policy #society

Sure buddy. I'll wait for up to *30 minutes* for this *digital payment* to complete. 🙄
#sarcasm #technology #payments

Big bank: All our representatives are assisting other customers.
Number of representatives: One
🙄
#CustomerService #sarcasm

All the "important" people are busy being busy. 🙂‍↔️
#sarcasm #society

"Kamala Harris is sticking to her own timeline on a 2028 decision"
Right, we need to first see how the Democratic nominee does in the Presidential debate.😏😉
#sarcasm #humor #USA #election #Democrats #KamalaHarris

Worth a watch. A short video protesting the enshitification of government.
#Resist #protest #ArtificialIntelligence #AI #DueProcess #wit #sarcasm

An amazingly robust system we have for arms sales. 😏
#sarcasm #arms #Israel #NYT

Major media outlets tripping and falling over themselves to bring you this hard-hitting journalism:
#CNN #Zara #fashion #pun #journalism #sarcasm

Trump pays $135K in total to three aides. $5K more than his last (known) hush money payment.
Inflation comes for all. 😢
#sarcasm #humor #inflation #gifts #payments

“I’m on whatever list. I saw this morning I’m on every single one of their lists."
Even on their grocery list? 😏
#Iran #Israel #war #sarcasm #lists

"I've won three titles for Portugal; before ‌Cristiano Ronaldo, Portugal hadn't won a single title."
- Christiano Ronaldo
Sportsmen are the most humble bunch. Emphasis on men. 😏
#Ronaldo #WorldCup #Portugal #humility #sarcasm

CNN: Track vessels in the Strait of Hormuz. 🛳️
Me: Why, is my Amazon package on one of those vessels? 😏
#sarcasm #headlines #CNN #hormuz

Who did the prediction markets have as the first person to get lifetime ban from prediction markets, and did George Santos make money on that bet? 🤔
#Kalshi #Santos #predictionMarkets #sarcasm

Amazon: Ask Rufus or search reviews and Q&A
Me: Rufus? More like dufus, amirite? 😏
#Amazon #Rufus #AI #LLM #sarcasm

#Obit: Alan Greenspan kept interest rates too low for too long which significantly contributed to the housing bubble. He did have that great line about "irrational exuberance" of markets, though the man loved the stock market. Like, a lot.
#obituary #sarcasm #harsh #truth #Greenspan