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they should make IOT scissors.
you have to download the app and pay a weekly subscription to to use them.
think of the children.
this will help stop terrorists.
👆 sarcasm. ⬆️ #sarcasm

Major media outlets tripping and falling over themselves to bring you this hard-hitting journalism:
#CNN #Zara #fashion #pun #journalism #sarcasm

Sure buddy. I'll wait for up to *30 minutes* for this *digital payment* to complete. 🙄
#sarcasm #technology #payments

Big bank: All our representatives are assisting other customers.
Number of representatives: One
🙄
#CustomerService #sarcasm

All the "important" people are busy being busy. 🙂‍↔️
#sarcasm #society

Trump pays $135K in total to three aides. $5K more than his last (known) hush money payment.
Inflation comes for all. 😢
#sarcasm #humor #inflation #gifts #payments

Worth a watch. A short video protesting the enshitification of government.
#Resist #protest #ArtificialIntelligence #AI #DueProcess #wit #sarcasm

Who did the prediction markets have as the first person to get lifetime ban from prediction markets, and did George Santos make money on that bet? 🤔
#Kalshi #Santos #predictionMarkets #sarcasm

Talarico will win the Senate seat in Texas the same way Beto did before.
There, I said it.
#Texas #midterm #election #Democrats #Talarico #sarcasm

Guy tries "science-backed ways" to be less lonely; gets even more lonely. 🧐
#headline #CNN #jab #humor #sarcasm #loneliness #health

An amazingly robust system we have for arms sales. 😏
#sarcasm #arms #Israel #NYT

ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini, and Grok take turns as AI czar. One quarter/season each, and within a year they will solve all the world's problems. 💡🙄
#AI_force #AI_czar #propsal #sarcasm #policy #society

"Kamala Harris is sticking to her own timeline on a 2028 decision"
Right, we need to first see how the Democratic nominee does in the Presidential debate.😏😉
#sarcasm #humor #USA #election #Democrats #KamalaHarris