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If there was ever a pitch for Nobel Peace Prize.🏆🙄
#sarcasm

But, but, but I thought Trump had "negotiated" a magical cease fire between Israel & Hamas?
Could it be that it's all bullsh-t & as usual he's the worst kind of incompetent?
#shocked #sarcasm

Did someone in Washington D.C. say "Drug prices are coming down by 150%, 200%, 400%, even 600%"? 🤔
#USA #inflation #prices #phrama #sarcasm

"Man, I now have to pay taxes on birth control things? Let me save money by not using any and just have some babies instead, which are not expensive at all." 🙄
#China #birthControl #economics #birthRate #sarcasm

"Three billionaires surprised diners when they walked into a popular fried chicken restaurant on Thursday – and picked up everyone’s bill."
That's nice but call me when billionaires pick up the tab for everyone's food for at least a year. 🫤
#sarcasm #food #inequality #wealth

Regular people out there *accumulating wealth* by simply owning a home. Such travesty. 🙄
#USA #economy #homeOwnership #wealth #sarcasm

I don't know what y'all are complaining about. $230M is less than a dollar per person in USA; less than $2 per voter or tax filer.
How about y'all include $2 "injustice compensation" in annual tax filing for the next four years and we call it square? Deal? 🤑
#USA #uspol #DOJ #corruption #sarcasm

AI: use "minimal utility CS classes" like one class to set padding right, another for margin top, one more for height,...
Me:
(ofc this styling approach didn't start with AI)
#webdev #CSS #AI #LLM #sarcasm #opinion

Nvidia is obviously not Enron: Enron was (supposedly) in the energy-producing business; Nvidia is clearly in the energy-guzzling business. Also they used a very different accounting scheme.
/s
#Nvidia #Enron #business #finance #comparison #sarcasm

The plausibly imminent US invasion/attack of #Venezuela is different from the 2004 US invasion of Iraq: With Iraq, Abu Ghraib was in Iraq and came after the invasion.
Not that that was any better.
#CECOT #USA #60minutes #sarcasm

A very special "hello" to the folks who came up with HTML `title` attribute. An even more special "hello" to those who decided that an anchor's tooltip will be marked up as its "title".
🙄
#technology #design #webdev #html ##markup #sarcasm

“The building will no doubt attain new levels of success and grandeur.”
- Karoline Leavitt
By grandeur she no doubt means gilded cr@ρ.
#KennedyCenter #Kennedy #USA #arts #memorial #sarcasm

"there are many rogues throughout our Country that aren't forced to serve seven years in prison"
I know. One of those "rogues" might even be(come) President. 🤷‍♂️
#USA #uspol #GeorgeSantos #Santos #justice #sarcasm #shrug

Yes, use AI to organize tabs and save time because placing a tab in a group is such a demanding and complex task. 🙄
#AI #hype #Microsoft #MicrosoftEdge #technology #misuse #sarcasm

United States doesn’t have talented people to fill jobs domestically.
And that's why I'm raising the H1 visa fees to a ridiculously high $100K.
I call it the Art of the Deal.
🙄
#uspol #USA #employment #skills #stupidity #sarcasm

"I don't know her but I can't believe they gave her the Nobel Prize. She is a 5 at best."
– Someone in Washington DC
#Nobel #NobelPrize #peace #NYT #news #sarcasm

Oh look, the west is all growed up and "invented" the thousands-of-years old "kashaaya", I mean "golden milk". 🙄
#recipe #Ayurveda #milk #inventions #appropriation #health #beverage #sarcasm

'Kremlin hails Trump's national security strategy as “consistent with our vision".'
You don't say. 🙄
#USA #uspol #nationalSecurity #strategy #Kremlin #Russia #sarcasm