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Hospital. *n*. A place one goes to to become a patient, mostly through the process of waiting long hours in a crowded lobby teaming with patients.
#sarcasm #truth #definition #hospitals

Original headline: Pope Leo first pontiff in decades to carry cross for entire Good Friday service
Corrected headline: Pope Leo first pontiff in decades *fit enough* to carry cross for entire Good Friday service
#sarcasm #joke #pope #GoodFriday #corrections #headlines

The "Sports War" segment on the Daily Show is usually good. This episode particularly so. The sarcasm has extra bite. 💪
#entertainment #sports #commentary #spoofs #sarcasm #comedy #DailyShow

The patient could keel over and this doctor would probably still (be required to) say “the patient remains in excellent overall health.” 🙄
#health #sarcasm #USA #honesty #ethics

"This is a **list of rice dishes** from all over the world".
See also: "Fool's errand". 🙄
#sarcasm #Wikipedia #futility

"He didn’t insult the justices nor question the court’s legitimacy. I’m counting it as a win for the rule of law."
I thought there was a bit more to "rule of law" than that. My bad. 🙄
#SOTU #sarcasm #USA #NYT #opinion #RuleOfLaw

"When Hindi is promoted, all other languages get strengthened"
"Can be no dispute between Hindi and local language since they're two sisters of the same mother"
I mean, nurturing one sister is enough. Every mother knows that. 🙄
#sarcasm #India #Hindi #respect

"TikTok says users can’t upload anti-ICE videos due to technical issues."
The technical issue is that TikTok wants to block LICE videos but an implementation bug also blocks ICE videos. Or something like that. 🙄
#ICE #TikTok #censorship #technology #USA #sarcasm

"We stopped eight wars. Maybe we'll be stopping a ninth one soon...
...And if there're no more wars after that, we'll start some and then stop them." 🙄
I added the second part, but we all know that's the kind of thinking.
#sarcasm #USA #peace #NobelPrize

"OpenAI has a math problem"
ChatGPT's math issues makes sense now.
#OpenAI #technology #AI #LLM #business #sarcasm

"Why is the ballroom only 90,000 square feet?"
- National Commission of Fine Arts, probably.
#sarcasm #corruption #USA #ballroom #WhiteHouse

Self-driving cars, self-growing cities. Same difference. 💁‍♂️
#sarcasm #space #moon #mars #technology #humanity #future #Musk

Why Iran needed to be bombed:
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#Iran #Pakistan #assassination #news #guilty #sarcasm #excuses #rationale