Tootfinder

If there was ever a pitch for Nobel Peace Prize.🏆🙄
#sarcasm

But, but, but I thought Trump had "negotiated" a magical cease fire between Israel & Hamas?
Could it be that it's all bullsh-t & as usual he's the worst kind of incompetent?
#shocked #sarcasm

I like how "TDM Reservation Protocol (TDMRep)" has two docs marked "Final Community Group Report" with a stamp of "finality" in both docs. Distinct URIs and date stamps too. 🙄
#w3c #technology #consistency #fail #sarcasm

Did someone in Washington D.C. say "Drug prices are coming down by 150%, 200%, 400%, even 600%"? 🤔
#USA #inflation #prices #phrama #sarcasm

"Man, I now have to pay taxes on birth control things? Let me save money by not using any and just have some babies instead, which are not expensive at all." 🙄
#China #birthControl #economics #birthRate #sarcasm

Regular people out there *accumulating wealth* by simply owning a home. Such travesty. 🙄
#USA #economy #homeOwnership #wealth #sarcasm

"TikTok says users can’t upload anti-ICE videos due to technical issues."
The technical issue is that TikTok wants to block LICE videos but an implementation bug also blocks ICE videos. Or something like that. 🙄
#ICE #TikTok #censorship #technology #USA #sarcasm

Nvidia is obviously not Enron: Enron was (supposedly) in the energy-producing business; Nvidia is clearly in the energy-guzzling business. Also they used a very different accounting scheme.
/s
#Nvidia #Enron #business #finance #comparison #sarcasm

"We stopped eight wars. Maybe we'll be stopping a ninth one soon...
...And if there're no more wars after that, we'll start some and then stop them." 🙄
I added the second part, but we all know that's the kind of thinking.
#sarcasm #USA #peace #NobelPrize

The plausibly imminent US invasion/attack of #Venezuela is different from the 2004 US invasion of Iraq: With Iraq, Abu Ghraib was in Iraq and came after the invasion.
Not that that was any better.
#CECOT #USA #60minutes #sarcasm

“The building will no doubt attain new levels of success and grandeur.”
- Karoline Leavitt
By grandeur she no doubt means gilded cr@ρ.
#KennedyCenter #Kennedy #USA #arts #memorial #sarcasm

United States doesn’t have talented people to fill jobs domestically.
And that's why I'm raising the H1 visa fees to a ridiculously high $100K.
I call it the Art of the Deal.
🙄
#uspol #USA #employment #skills #stupidity #sarcasm

Oh look, the west is all growed up and "invented" the thousands-of-years old "kashaaya", I mean "golden milk". 🙄
#recipe #Ayurveda #milk #inventions #appropriation #health #beverage #sarcasm

'Kremlin hails Trump's national security strategy as “consistent with our vision".'
You don't say. 🙄
#USA #uspol #nationalSecurity #strategy #Kremlin #Russia #sarcasm