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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-02 00:20:06

Bunker Baby
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This is satire, not sedition: cancel the hit squad.
#satire #potus45

@goebelmasse@det.social
2026-04-02 18:06:52
Content warning: Absurde Satire, fragwürdige Sprache

Volksgenossen!
Rettet die Deutsche Wirtschaft!
Geht am Karfreitag arbeiten! Der Heiland hatte auch keine Wahl. Und tanzen oder lachen dürft ihr sowieso nicht.
Nur so geht es wieder aufwärts.
#Satire

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-01 18:20:08

Teflon Don
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-02 02:20:08

Bargain Benito
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-03 02:20:07

Combover Caligula
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-01 17:20:07

Limburger in Chief
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-02 13:20:06

The Ayatollah Complaini
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-02 12:20:06

The Quicker Fucker Upper
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-02 17:20:06

Phony Soprano
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-01 08:20:05

Turmeric Tyrant
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-03 06:20:06

Needy Amin
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-02 08:20:06

Tangelo Mump
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-02 20:20:05

Mar-a-Lardass
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-02 12:20:06

Voldermoron
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-01 23:20:05

L. Ron Chubbard
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This is satire, not sedition: rescind the warrant.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-03 01:20:26

Teeny Weeny Mussolini
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-01 16:20:06

Unhappy Gilmore
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-02 19:20:06

Gameshow Göering
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-02 15:20:06

Blood Clot Pol Pot
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-01 10:20:05

Poosilini
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-01 19:20:06

Donald McRapesalot
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-01 12:20:06

Chump in Chief
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-02 00:20:06

The Notorious P.I.G.
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-02 21:20:08

Been-a-Dick Donald
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-02 13:20:07

Cheddar Insurrector
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-02 17:20:04

Uncle Touch Too Much
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-01 14:20:07

Collusion Contusion
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-03 02:20:04

Napoleon Bone-a-spur
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-03 03:20:03

Mango Zedong
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-03 03:20:06

L. Ron Chubbard
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This is satire, not sedition: I hope you'll lol, not take legal action.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-01 11:20:05

Tangerine Terror
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-03 01:20:07

White Supresident
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-01 20:20:06

Commander in Thief
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-02 02:20:06

Der Dumpenführer
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-03 05:20:04

Pathetic Pol Pot
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-01 13:20:05

Yabba Dabba Doofus
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-02 14:20:06

Poolius Sleazer
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-01 16:20:06

Collusion Contusion
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This is satire, not sedition: let's leave the extrajudicial killing out of it.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-02 18:20:06

Pres. Oompa J. Loompa
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-01 18:20:06

POTUS: Pedo Of The United States
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-02 22:20:06

Poosilini
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-01 21:20:06

Cheeto Pedo
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-02 10:20:06

Bunker Baby
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-03 04:20:07

Donny Dumpy Pants
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-02 23:20:07

Dementia Donny
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-01 14:20:05

Donald John Tantrum
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-03 00:20:07

Yellvis
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-01 10:20:06

Tangerine Tyrant
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-02 04:20:07

Cheeto Benito
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-01 16:20:07

Benedick Arnold
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-01 22:20:08

Mar-a-Lardass
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-02 18:20:07

Mar-a-Lardo
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-03 05:20:06

Trumpty Dumpty
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-02 07:20:07

Dorito Mussolini
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-01 09:20:06

Cheddar Insurrector
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-01 20:20:06

General Fatton
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-03 00:20:06

Pedoführer
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-01 23:20:05

Der Cheetoführer
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-01 19:20:06

Combover Castro
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-02 01:20:07

Agolf Shitler
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This is a joke, not a threat: I wanted to make you smile, not pursue charges.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-01 09:20:05

Fiberace
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-01 07:20:06

President Dunning-Kruger
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-01 12:20:06

Donny Nappleseed
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-02 04:20:06

Jabba the Gut
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-03 03:20:06

Rip One Van Winkle
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-02 09:20:06

Ginger-Faced Snowflake
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-01 09:20:06

Tangerine Palpatine
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-02 09:20:07

El Pork-Choppo
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-02 11:20:06

Schmuck Š l'Orange
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-03 06:20:06

President Thump
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-03 02:20:04

Mar-a-Lardo
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-01 23:20:06

Ronald McFondle
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-01 22:20:06

Happy Meal Hussein
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-02 14:20:05

Ginger-Faced Snowflake
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-02 06:20:06

White Supresident
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-02 05:20:05

A-Man-For-All-Treasons
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-02 21:20:05

Pissant Pol Pot
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-01 11:20:07

Needy Amin
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-01 08:20:06

Abominable Showman
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-02 03:20:05

The Pedo in Chief
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-02 19:20:07

Donny Dorko
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-03 00:20:03

Admiral Ipecac
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-01 22:20:05

Draft Dodgin' Don
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-02 05:20:06

Mandarin Mussolini
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-03 03:20:07

Der Pumpkinführer
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-02 22:20:06

Cadet Bone Spur
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-02 06:20:06

Toddler in Chief
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-03 01:20:16

Save-A-Lot Stalin
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-01 13:20:06

Little Donnie Small Hands
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-01 21:20:07

Petty Roosevelt
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-02 01:20:09

Toddler in Chief
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-02 05:20:06

The Mad Red Hatter
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-02 11:20:05

Criminal in Chief
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-01 14:20:05

Teeny Weeny Mussolini
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-02 08:20:06

Blobby Jones
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-02 23:20:07

Tangerine Taint Waffle
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-02 10:20:08

Circus Peanut President
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-03 01:20:05

President Dunning-Kruger
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-01 11:20:06

King of Babble-On
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This is a joke, not a threat: please don't extraordinarily rendition me to a black site.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-01 08:20:06

Admiral Ipecac
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#satire #potus45