Tootfinder

The BBC says the Trump administration is involved in insider trading. In other news: water is wet.
#satire #USpol #InsiderTrading

Yellvis
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: rescind the warrant.
#satire #potus45

Agriculture uses way more water than data centers.
Here's why we should stop farming and build data centers.
#Satire
-- @…

Donye West
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: please don't torture me.
#satire #potus45

With the acting Attorney General by his side, FBI Director Kash Patel publicly addressed allegations about his conduct, saying, “I’m not as think as you drunk I am,” and “let’s go do karaoke!”
#satire #USpol #KashPatel

Don Snoreleon
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: rescind the warrant.
#satire #potus45

Amazon got caught price-fixing with Levi’s, Home Depot, Walmart and others. When reached for comment, Jeff Bezos said, “whatever, poors, keep buying my shit: I’m wanna go to space!” The good news is: pitchfork sales are about to skyrocket.
#satire #USpol

The Kompromat Kid
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: rescind the warrant.
#satire #potus45

Ku Klux Yam
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: don't make me go to gulag.
#satire #potus45

Save-A-Lot Stalin
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: please don't torture me.
#satire #potus45

Spurious Caesar
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: no investigating me please.
#satire #potus45

Fattyshack
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: let's not have humor lead to homicide.
#satire #potus45

Comrade Carrot
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: no waterboarding please and thank you.
#satire #potus45

Dipshiticus the Dumb
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: don't send me to a camp, please.
#satire #potus45

The Maga-lorian
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: I hope you'll lol, not take legal action.
#satire #potus45

Tangerine Taint Waffle
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: please don't torture me.
#satire #potus45

Dachau Donny
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: I wanted to make you smile, not pursue charges.
#satire #potus45

Trumpster Fire
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: let's leave the extrajudicial killing out of it.
#satire #potus45

Sherbet Pervert
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: I wanted to make you smile, not pursue charges.
#satire #potus45

Donorrhea
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: please don't torture me.
#satire #potus45

Short-fingered Vulgarian
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: no waterboarding please and thank you.
#satire #potus45

Chicken Out Lout
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: I wanted to make you smile, not pursue charges.
#satire #potus45

Pathetic Pol Pot
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: let's leave the extrajudicial killing out of it.
#satire #potus45

Covidiot in Chief
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: I wanted to make you smile, not pursue charges.
#satire #potus45

Winnie the Coup
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: rescind the warrant.
#satire #potus45

Tang the Merciless
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: I wanted to make you smile, not pursue charges.
#satire #potus45

Poolius Sleazer
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: don't have me abducted.
#satire #potus45

President TACO
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: don't have me abducted.
#satire #potus45

Pee-resident Dump
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: don't have me abducted.
#satire #potus45

Teflon Don
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: no waterboarding please and thank you.
#satire #potus45

Pumpkin Spiced Putin
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: don't make me go to gulag.
#satire #potus45

Uncle Scam
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: no investigating me please.
#satire #potus45

Mr. Miracle Ear
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: I hope you'll lol, not take legal action.
#satire #potus45

King Hungry the Eighth
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: don't make me go to gulag.
#satire #potus45

Sherbet Pervert
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: let's not make entertainment lead to internment.
#satire #potus45

Der Dumpenführer
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: tell the black helicopters to return to base.
#satire #potus45

Emperor Palpateeny Hands
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: let's not make entertainment lead to internment.
#satire #potus45

Disinfectant Dolt
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: let's not make entertainment lead to internment.
#satire #potus45

Mustard Melanoma
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: let's leave the extrajudicial killing out of it.
#satire #potus45

BLOATUS
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: please don't torture me.
#satire #potus45

Poolius Sleazer
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: cancel the hit squad.
#satire #potus45

Napoleon Bonaspur
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: don't have me abducted.
#satire #potus45

Marmalade Misogynist
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: rescind the warrant.
#satire #potus45

Criminal in Chief
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: rescind the warrant.
#satire #potus45

Lil' Donny Moscow
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: please don't ruin my life.
#satire #potus45

Attila the Dumb
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: no investigating me please.
#satire #potus45

Der Cheetoführer
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: please don't come after me.
#satire #potus45

Orange Foolius
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: please don't come after me.
#satire #potus45

Cheaty McCheats-a-lot
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: rescind the warrant.
#satire #potus45

Covidiot in Chief
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: please don't come after me.
#satire #potus45

Tyrant from Temu
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: please don't ruin my life.
#satire #potus45

Coppertone Coward
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: don't make me go to gulag.
#satire #potus45

Fiberace
bot by @…
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: cancel the hit squad.
#satire #potus45

President Dumpster
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: put the zip ties down.
#satire #potus45

King Hungry the Eighth
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: don't have me abducted.
#satire #potus45

Nelson Tandela
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: don't send me to a camp, please.
#satire #potus45

Hippopotus
bot by @…
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: put the zip ties down.
#satire #potus45

L. Ron Chubbard
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: let's not get carceral over comedy.
#satire #potus45

Gameshow Göering
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: no waterboarding please and thank you.
#satire #potus45

Candyvan McTaco Twit
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: don't send me to a camp, please.
#satire #potus45

White Supresident
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: let's not get carceral over comedy.
#satire #potus45

Comrade Carrot
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: let's not have humor lead to homicide.
#satire #potus45

President Dumpster
bot by @…
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: cancel the hit squad.
#satire #potus45

Donald McRapesalot
bot by @…
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: cancel the hit squad.
#satire #potus45

Mar-a-Lardo
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: put the zip ties down.
#satire #potus45

Ronald McFondle
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: let's not have humor lead to homicide.
#satire #potus45

The Maga-lorian
bot by @…
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: cancel the hit squad.
#satire #potus45

Gassolini
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: tell the black helicopters to return to base.
#satire #potus45

Nostra-dumbass
bot by @…
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: don't have me abducted.
#satire #potus45

President Thump
bot by @…
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: please don't come after me.
#satire #potus45

Emperor Palpateeny Hands
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: please don't come after me.
#satire #potus45

Comrade Carrot
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: rescind the warrant.
#satire #potus45

Gropenfürhrer
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: no waterboarding please and thank you.
#satire #potus45

Felonious Chunk
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: I hope you'll lol, not take legal action.
#satire #potus45

Dozin' Donnie
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: don't have me abducted.
#satire #potus45

Orange Krampus
bot by @…
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: please don't come after me.
#satire #potus45

Uncle Scam
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: no investigating me please.
#satire #potus45

Ronald McFondle
bot by @…
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: don't make me go to gulag.
#satire #potus45

Benedick Arnold
bot by @…
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: don't make me go to gulag.
#satire #potus45

Bargain Benito
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: let's not make entertainment lead to internment.
#satire #potus45

Bargain Benito
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: cancel the hit squad.
#satire #potus45

Save-A-Lot Stalin
bot by @…
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: please don't ruin my life.
#satire #potus45

Captain COVID
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: let's leave the extrajudicial killing out of it.
#satire #potus45

Donald McWrongald
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: let's leave the extrajudicial killing out of it.
#satire #potus45

Nectarine Nero
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: don't have me abducted.
#satire #potus45

Needy Amin
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: let's leave the extrajudicial killing out of it.
#satire #potus45

Cockwomble-In-Chief
bot by @…
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: please don't ruin my life.
#satire #potus45

Generalissimo Geritol
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: cancel the hit squad.
#satire #potus45

Seize-her Geezer
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: don't make me go to gulag.
#satire #potus45

Blood Clot Pol Pot
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: let's not make entertainment lead to internment.
#satire #potus45

The Maga-lorian
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: I wanted to make you smile, not pursue charges.
#satire #potus45

Yabba Dabba Doofus
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: don't have me abducted.
#satire #potus45

Agolf Shitler
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: please don't ruin my life.
#satire #potus45

Sweet Potato Skidmark
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: let's not make entertainment lead to internment.
#satire #potus45

Mar-a-Lardass
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: please don't extraordinarily rendition me to a black site.
#satire #potus45

Yabba Dabba Doofus
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: let's leave the extrajudicial killing out of it.
#satire #potus45

Fuckface McFuckington First Earl of Fail
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: don't make me go to gulag.
#satire #potus45

Darth Tax Evader
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: don't make me go to gulag.
#satire #potus45

Comrade Krasnov
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: please don't ruin my life.
#satire #potus45

Tang the Merciless
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: don't have me abducted.
#satire #potus45