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Liger Woods
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This is satire, not sedition: rescind the warrant.
#satire #potus45

Part of the dry LA riverbed is being turned into a dance floor. We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, 'cause your friends are duds, and if they are duds, oh shit: now it flash floods.
#LosAngeles #satire

Budget Bashar
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This is satire, not sedition: please don't torture me.
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According to the Justice Department, Pam Bondi will not testify about the investigation into Jeffrey Epstein to a congressional committee next week because she really doesn’t want to, she’s knows you are but what is she, and nay nay boo boo.
#USpol #satire

Petty Roosevelt
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This is satire, not sedition: cancel the hit squad.
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Poolius Sleazer
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Poolius Sleazer
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Paprika Pinochet
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Limburger in Chief
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Turmeric Tyrant
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Orange Krampus
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The Mad Red Hatter
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The Pedo in Chief
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Chin Jong Un
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This is satire, not sedition: no investigating me please.
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Blood Clot Pol Pot
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Yellvis
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Drinks With Two Hands
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The Offal Orifice
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Ketchup Tosser in Chief
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Don the Con
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Nectarine N*zi
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Disinfectant Dolt
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Marmalade Mussolini
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#satire #potus45

Schmuck Š l'Orange
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#satire #potus45

Orange Krampus
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This is satire, not sedition: I wanted to make you smile, not pursue charges.
#satire #potus45

King Flaccid the First
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This is satire, not sedition: rescind the warrant.
#satire #potus45

Voldermoron
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This is satire, not sedition: I hope you'll lol, not take legal action.
#satire #potus45

King of Babble-On
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Mayor McTreason
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Dollar Tree Dictator
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Turmeric Tyrant
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#satire #potus45

Pathetic Pol Pot
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#satire #potus45

The Florida Fondler
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#satire #potus45

Narcoleptic Napoleon
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This is satire, not sedition: I wanted to make you smile, not pursue charges.
#satire #potus45

Mango Zedong
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#satire #potus45

Velveeto Corleone
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This is satire, not sedition: let's leave the extrajudicial killing out of it.
#satire #potus45

The Nodfather
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This is satire, not sedition: please don't extraordinarily rendition me to a black site.
#satire #potus45

Walker: Taxes Evader
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Narcoleptic Napoleon
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#satire #potus45

Abominable Showman
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#satire #potus45

Tangerine Terror
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Fuckface McFuckington First Earl of Fail
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Donye West
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#satire #potus45

Douche Bigelow
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Don Whoreleon
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Combover Caligula
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Admiral Ipecac
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Julius Cheeser
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Nacho N*zi
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Greedy McGolfy
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#satire #potus45

Marmalade Mussolini
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#satire #potus45

Gameshow Göering
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#satire #potus45

Captain COVID
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#satire #potus45

The Kompromat Kid
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#satire #potus45

Scooby Coup
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Turmeric Tyrant
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Felonious Stunk
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Metamucilini
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President Coups-a-lot
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#satire #potus45

Founding Farter
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Trumpty Dumpty
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Trumpster Fire
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#satire #potus45

BLOATUS
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#satire #potus45

Napoleon Bone-a-spur
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#satire #potus45

Genghis Convict
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#satire #potus45

White Supresident
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Blob the Builder
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#satire #potus45

Der Pumpkinführer
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#satire #potus45

Donald McWrongald
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#satire #potus45

The Emperor of 10,000 Taxes
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#satire #potus45

Crunchwrap Supreme Leader
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#satire #potus45

Pumpkin McPornhumper
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#satire #potus45

Pumpkin McPornhumper
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#satire #potus45

Daddy Dumpy Pants
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#satire #potus45

Walker: Taxes Evader
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#satire #potus45

Felonious Stunk
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#satire #potus45

El Cheeto Loco
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#satire #potus45

Don Whoreleon
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#satire #potus45

The Lyin' King
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#satire #potus45

The Maga-lorian
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#satire #potus45

Donnie Deathcount
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#satire #potus45

Useless S. Grant
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#satire #potus45

Sir Lies-a-lot
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#satire #potus45

President Clownstick Von Fuckface
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#satire #potus45

The Sultan of Spray Tans
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#satire #potus45

Il Douché
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#satire #potus45

Napoleon Bonaspur
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#satire #potus45

Donny Dorko
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#satire #potus45

Obese-wan Kenobi
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#satire #potus45

Salmon Satan
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#satire #potus45

Terracotta Toddler
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#satire #potus45

Pissadent Chump
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#satire #potus45

Happy Meal Hussein
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#satire #potus45

Pathetic Pol Pot
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#satire #potus45

Admiral Ipecac
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#satire #potus45

The Notorious P.I.G.
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Dorito Mussolini
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#satire #potus45

King Flaccid the First
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#satire #potus45

Our Fondling Father
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This is for tee hee, not treason: I hope you'll lol, not take legal action.
#satire #potus45

Dementia Donny
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#satire #potus45