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Dachau Donny
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This is satire, not sedition: please don't torture me.
#satire #potus45

Scooby Coup
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This is satire, not sedition: please don't ruin my life.
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New York Times op-ed coming soon (probably):
Why Ionizing Radiation is Actually Good for You
“Sprinkle fallout on your breakfast cereal and you’ll feel warm all day,” says HHS Secretary rfk jr, “I did that starting this morning, and aside from the hair loss and my stomach lining sloughing off, I feel great!”
#USpol

President TACO
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This is satire, not sedition: no investigating me please.
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Comrade Carrot
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This is satire, not sedition: please don't ruin my life.
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Donny Nappleseed
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This is satire, not sedition: no investigating me please.
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Circus Peanut President
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This is satire, not sedition: put the zip ties down.
#satire #potus45

Sir Lies-a-lot
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This is satire, not sedition: don't send me to a camp, please.
#satire #potus45

Mar-a-Lardo
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This is satire, not sedition: no waterboarding please and thank you.
#satire #potus45

Grapefruit Genghis Khan
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This is satire, not sedition: don't have me abducted.
#satire #potus45

El Pork-Choppo
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This is satire, not sedition: let's leave the extrajudicial killing out of it.
#satire #potus45

President TACO
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This is satire, not sedition: let's not make entertainment lead to internment.
#satire #potus45

Mustard Melanoma
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This is satire, not sedition: I wanted to make you smile, not pursue charges.
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Terracotta Toddler
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This is satire, not sedition: let's not make entertainment lead to internment.
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King Baby Coward
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This is satire, not sedition: please don't extraordinarily rendition me to a black site.
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Mango Mussolini
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This is a joke, not a threat: rescind the warrant.
#satire #potus45

Donny Dorko
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This is for tee hee, not treason: put the zip ties down.
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President TACO
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This is a joke, not a threat: rescind the warrant.
#satire #potus45

Teflon Don
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This is for tee hee, not treason: please don't ruin my life.
#satire #potus45

Poopy Pumpkin
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This is a joke, not a threat: please don't torture me.
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Mango Mussolini
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This is for tee hee, not treason: rescind the warrant.
#satire #potus45

Diaper Donny
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This is for tee hee, not treason: please don't torture me.
#satire #potus45

Pissadent Chump
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This is a joke, not a threat: please don't come after me.
#satire #potus45

Count of Mostly Crisco
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This is a joke, not a threat: rescind the warrant.
#satire #potus45

Daddy Dumpy Pants
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This is a joke, not a threat: please don't ruin my life.
#satire #potus45

The Kompromat Kid
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This is for tee hee, not treason: don't make me go to gulag.
#satire #potus45

Gropey the Clown
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This is a joke, not a threat: I hope you'll lol, not take legal action.
#satire #potus45

President Pathogen
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This is for tee hee, not treason: don't send me to a camp, please.
#satire #potus45

Short-fingered Vulgarian
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This is a joke, not a threat: let's not get carceral over comedy.
#satire #potus45

Der Cheetoführer
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No laws were broken in the making of this bot: don't make me go to gulag.
#satire #potus45

Donnie Two Poops
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This is a joke, not a threat: I hope you'll lol, not take legal action.
#satire #potus45

Mayor McTreason
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This is for tee hee, not treason: let's not have humor lead to homicide.
#satire #potus45

Donnie Deathcount
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This is a joke, not a threat: tell the black helicopters to return to base.
#satire #potus45

Voldermoron
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This is a joke, not a threat: I wanted to make you smile, not pursue charges.
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Donnie Two Poops
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No laws were broken in the making of this bot: no investigating me please.
#satire #potus45

Needy Amin
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#satire #potus45

Dorito Mussolini
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This is for tee hee, not treason: I wanted to make you smile, not pursue charges.
#satire #potus45

Scooby Coup
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#satire #potus45

Budget Bashar
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No laws were broken in the making of this bot: let's not get carceral over comedy.
#satire #potus45

President Coups-a-lot
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This is a joke, not a threat: tell the black helicopters to return to base.
#satire #potus45

Chicken Out Lout
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This is for tee hee, not treason: I wanted to make you smile, not pursue charges.
#satire #potus45

Dopey McGropey
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This is a joke, not a threat: please don't extraordinarily rendition me to a black site.
#satire #potus45

A-Man-For-All-Treasons
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No laws were broken in the making of this bot: no waterboarding please and thank you.
#satire #potus45

Dipshiticus the Dumb
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No laws were broken in the making of this bot: let's leave the extrajudicial killing out of it.
#satire #potus45

Agolf Shitler
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This is satire, not sedition: please don't ruin my life.
#satire #potus45

Napoleon Bone-a-spur
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This is satire, not sedition: please don't come after me.
#satire #potus45

Don Whoreleon
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This is satire, not sedition: let's leave the extrajudicial killing out of it.
#satire #potus45

President Coups-a-lot
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This is satire, not sedition: let's not have humor lead to homicide.
#satire #potus45

Der Dumpenführer
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This is satire, not sedition: please don't extraordinarily rendition me to a black site.
#satire #potus45

Patient Nero
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This is satire, not sedition: don't have me abducted.
#satire #potus45

Clownigula
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This is satire, not sedition: please don't come after me.
#satire #potus45

Diaper Donny
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This is satire, not sedition: please don't ruin my life.
#satire #potus45

El Pork-Choppo
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This is satire, not sedition: don't send me to a camp, please.
#satire #potus45

The Florida Fondler
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This is satire, not sedition: don't have me abducted.
#satire #potus45

Lil' Donny Moscow
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This is satire, not sedition: tell the black helicopters to return to base.
#satire #potus45

Impeached Beached Fail
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This is satire, not sedition: I hope you'll lol, not take legal action.
#satire #potus45

Donny Little Hands
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This is a joke, not a threat: rescind the warrant.
#satire #potus45

Combover Caligula
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This is a joke, not a threat: don't make me go to gulag.
#satire #potus45

Der Pumpkinführer
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This is for tee hee, not treason: don't have me abducted.
#satire #potus45

Der Pumpkinführer
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This is for tee hee, not treason: please don't ruin my life.
#satire #potus45

Donny Little Hands
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This is for tee hee, not treason: no investigating me please.
#satire #potus45

Mar-a-Lardo
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No laws were broken in the making of this bot: please don't torture me.
#satire #potus45

President Pathogen
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No laws were broken in the making of this bot: rescind the warrant.
#satire #potus45

Donye West
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This is a joke, not a threat: tell the black helicopters to return to base.
#satire #potus45

White Supresident
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No laws were broken in the making of this bot: put the zip ties down.
#satire #potus45

Girth Vader
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No laws were broken in the making of this bot: please don't torture me.
#satire #potus45

Donny Dumpy Pants
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This is a joke, not a threat: I hope you'll lol, not take legal action.
#satire #potus45

Tangerine Tyrant
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No laws were broken in the making of this bot: please don't ruin my life.
#satire #potus45

Comrade Carrot
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No laws were broken in the making of this bot: please don't torture me.
#satire #potus45

Teeny Weeny Mussolini
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This is for tee hee, not treason: don't send me to a camp, please.
#satire #potus45

Cheaty McCheats-a-lot
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This is for tee hee, not treason: let's not have humor lead to homicide.
#satire #potus45

Poolius Sleazer
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This is for tee hee, not treason: tell the black helicopters to return to base.
#satire #potus45

Abominable Showman
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This is for tee hee, not treason: I wanted to make you smile, not pursue charges.
#satire #potus45

Drinks With Two Hands
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#satire #potus45

Napoleon Bone-a-spur
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This is a joke, not a threat: please don't extraordinarily rendition me to a black site.
#satire #potus45

Humpty Trumpty
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This is satire, not sedition: rescind the warrant.
#satire #potus45

Teddy Dozevelt
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This is satire, not sedition: put the zip ties down.
#satire #potus45

Agent Orange
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This is satire, not sedition: no investigating me please.
#satire #potus45

Donye West
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This is satire, not sedition: let's not have humor lead to homicide.
#satire #potus45

Humpty Trumpty
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This is satire, not sedition: don't send me to a camp, please.
#satire #potus45

Hitler's Herpe
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This is satire, not sedition: no waterboarding please and thank you.
#satire #potus45

Teflon Don
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This is satire, not sedition: I wanted to make you smile, not pursue charges.
#satire #potus45

Chicken Out Lout
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This is satire, not sedition: no waterboarding please and thank you.
#satire #potus45

Jabba the Gut
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This is satire, not sedition: please don't extraordinarily rendition me to a black site.
#satire #potus45

Big Daddy Poopy Pants
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This is satire, not sedition: let's not make entertainment lead to internment.
#satire #potus45

Cheetolini
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This is a joke, not a threat: don't make me go to gulag.
#satire #potus45

Payless Putin
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This is a joke, not a threat: please don't torture me.
#satire #potus45

Commander in Cheats
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This is a joke, not a threat: don't have me abducted.
#satire #potus45

Commander in Cheats
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This is a joke, not a threat: cancel the hit squad.
#satire #potus45

Donny McLiarface
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This is for tee hee, not treason: don't have me abducted.
#satire #potus45

Flag Fondler
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No laws were broken in the making of this bot: please don't ruin my life.
#satire #potus45

Mayor McTreason
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This is a joke, not a threat: let's not have humor lead to homicide.
#satire #potus45

Bargain Benito
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No laws were broken in the making of this bot: please don't come after me.
#satire #potus45

Mayor McTreason
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No laws were broken in the making of this bot: no investigating me please.
#satire #potus45

Groper Cleveland
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No laws were broken in the making of this bot: please don't ruin my life.
#satire #potus45

Pee-resident Dump
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This is a joke, not a threat: I hope you'll lol, not take legal action.
#satire #potus45

Grapefruit Genghis Khan
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No laws were broken in the making of this bot: put the zip ties down.
#satire #potus45

Hair GropenFürhrer
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No laws were broken in the making of this bot: please don't come after me.
#satire #potus45

Donnie Two Poops
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This is for tee hee, not treason: tell the black helicopters to return to base.
#satire #potus45

Budget Bashar
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No laws were broken in the making of this bot: let's leave the extrajudicial killing out of it.
#satire #potus45