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@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-04-23 17:22:46

The BBC says the Trump administration is involved in insider trading. In other news: water is wet.
#satire #USpol #InsiderTrading

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-22 08:20:05

Yellvis
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: rescind the warrant.
#satire #potus45

Agriculture uses way more water than data centers.
Here's why we should stop farming and build data centers.
#Satire
-- @…

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-23 14:20:03

Donye West
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This is satire, not sedition: please don't torture me.
#satire #potus45

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-04-23 17:10:33

With the acting Attorney General by his side, FBI Director Kash Patel publicly addressed allegations about his conduct, saying, “I’m not as think as you drunk I am,” and “let’s go do karaoke!”
#satire #USpol #KashPatel

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-22 21:20:04

Don Snoreleon
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: rescind the warrant.
#satire #potus45

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-04-23 16:50:20

Amazon got caught price-fixing with Levi’s, Home Depot, Walmart and others. When reached for comment, Jeff Bezos said, “whatever, poors, keep buying my shit: I’m wanna go to space!” The good news is: pitchfork sales are about to skyrocket.
#satire #USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-23 08:20:03

The Kompromat Kid
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: rescind the warrant.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-23 08:20:05

Ku Klux Yam
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: don't make me go to gulag.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-22 16:20:20

Save-A-Lot Stalin
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This is satire, not sedition: please don't torture me.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-23 05:20:05

Spurious Caesar
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: no investigating me please.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-21 23:20:07

Fattyshack
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: let's not have humor lead to homicide.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-21 23:20:05

Comrade Carrot
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This is satire, not sedition: no waterboarding please and thank you.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-22 22:20:05

Dipshiticus the Dumb
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This is satire, not sedition: don't send me to a camp, please.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-22 14:20:06

The Maga-lorian
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This is satire, not sedition: I hope you'll lol, not take legal action.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-23 10:20:06

Tangerine Taint Waffle
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This is satire, not sedition: please don't torture me.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-23 02:20:04

Dachau Donny
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: I wanted to make you smile, not pursue charges.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-22 11:20:05

Trumpster Fire
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This is satire, not sedition: let's leave the extrajudicial killing out of it.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-21 19:20:04

Sherbet Pervert
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: I wanted to make you smile, not pursue charges.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-23 11:20:07

Donorrhea
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This is satire, not sedition: please don't torture me.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-23 11:20:03

Short-fingered Vulgarian
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This is satire, not sedition: no waterboarding please and thank you.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-22 11:20:06

Chicken Out Lout
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This is satire, not sedition: I wanted to make you smile, not pursue charges.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-22 03:20:06

Pathetic Pol Pot
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This is satire, not sedition: let's leave the extrajudicial killing out of it.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-21 20:20:04

Covidiot in Chief
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: I wanted to make you smile, not pursue charges.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-23 07:20:06

Winnie the Coup
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: rescind the warrant.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-21 21:20:07

Tang the Merciless
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: I wanted to make you smile, not pursue charges.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-23 14:20:06

Poolius Sleazer
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: don't have me abducted.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-21 22:20:06

President TACO
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: don't have me abducted.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-22 13:20:08

Pee-resident Dump
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: don't have me abducted.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-22 10:20:06

Teflon Don
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: no waterboarding please and thank you.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-22 11:20:08

Pumpkin Spiced Putin
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: don't make me go to gulag.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-23 03:20:06

Uncle Scam
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: no investigating me please.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-22 14:20:06

Mr. Miracle Ear
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: I hope you'll lol, not take legal action.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-23 17:20:08

King Hungry the Eighth
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: don't make me go to gulag.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-23 08:20:06

Sherbet Pervert
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: let's not make entertainment lead to internment.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-23 13:20:07

Der Dumpenführer
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: tell the black helicopters to return to base.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-21 18:20:06

Emperor Palpateeny Hands
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: let's not make entertainment lead to internment.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-23 09:20:05

Disinfectant Dolt
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: let's not make entertainment lead to internment.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-23 00:20:05

Mustard Melanoma
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: let's leave the extrajudicial killing out of it.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-22 09:20:11

BLOATUS
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: please don't torture me.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-21 20:20:04

Poolius Sleazer
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: cancel the hit squad.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-23 09:20:03

Napoleon Bonaspur
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: don't have me abducted.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-23 07:20:04

Marmalade Misogynist
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: rescind the warrant.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-21 22:20:06

Criminal in Chief
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: rescind the warrant.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-23 12:20:04

Lil' Donny Moscow
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: please don't ruin my life.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-22 03:20:03

Attila the Dumb
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: no investigating me please.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-23 01:20:04

Der Cheetoführer
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This is a joke, not a threat: please don't come after me.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-22 07:20:06

Orange Foolius
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This is a joke, not a threat: please don't come after me.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-23 16:20:06

Cheaty McCheats-a-lot
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: rescind the warrant.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-22 12:20:04

Covidiot in Chief
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: please don't come after me.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-23 07:20:08

Tyrant from Temu
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: please don't ruin my life.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-22 14:20:07

Coppertone Coward
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: don't make me go to gulag.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-22 06:20:05

Fiberace
bot by @…
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: cancel the hit squad.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-22 01:20:06

President Dumpster
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: put the zip ties down.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-23 04:20:06

King Hungry the Eighth
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: don't have me abducted.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-22 05:20:03

Nelson Tandela
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: don't send me to a camp, please.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-22 02:20:06

Hippopotus
bot by @…
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: put the zip ties down.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-22 05:20:05

L. Ron Chubbard
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: let's not get carceral over comedy.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-23 04:20:04

Gameshow Göering
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: no waterboarding please and thank you.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-23 10:20:03

Candyvan McTaco Twit
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: don't send me to a camp, please.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-23 12:20:06

White Supresident
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: let's not get carceral over comedy.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-22 00:20:04

Comrade Carrot
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: let's not have humor lead to homicide.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-22 10:20:04

President Dumpster
bot by @…
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: cancel the hit squad.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-22 07:20:04

Donald McRapesalot
bot by @…
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: cancel the hit squad.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-23 15:20:06

Mar-a-Lardo
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: put the zip ties down.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-22 18:20:06

Ronald McFondle
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: let's not have humor lead to homicide.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-22 13:20:06

The Maga-lorian
bot by @…
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: cancel the hit squad.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-22 23:20:06

Gassolini
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: tell the black helicopters to return to base.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-22 20:20:19

Nostra-dumbass
bot by @…
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: don't have me abducted.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-23 00:20:03

President Thump
bot by @…
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: please don't come after me.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-23 11:20:05

Emperor Palpateeny Hands
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: please don't come after me.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-22 07:20:05

Comrade Carrot
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: rescind the warrant.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-22 19:20:05

Gropenfürhrer
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: no waterboarding please and thank you.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-21 19:20:08

Felonious Chunk
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: I hope you'll lol, not take legal action.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-22 20:20:06

Dozin' Donnie
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: don't have me abducted.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-21 18:20:07

Orange Krampus
bot by @…
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: please don't come after me.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-23 05:20:06

Uncle Scam
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: no investigating me please.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-23 13:20:07

Ronald McFondle
bot by @…
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: don't make me go to gulag.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-23 09:20:05

Benedick Arnold
bot by @…
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: don't make me go to gulag.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-22 08:20:04

Bargain Benito
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: let's not make entertainment lead to internment.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-22 15:20:06

Bargain Benito
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: cancel the hit squad.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-22 06:20:07

Save-A-Lot Stalin
bot by @…
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: please don't ruin my life.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-23 06:20:04

Captain COVID
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: let's leave the extrajudicial killing out of it.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-23 05:20:03

Donald McWrongald
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: let's leave the extrajudicial killing out of it.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-22 22:20:06

Nectarine Nero
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: don't have me abducted.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-23 14:20:06

Needy Amin
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: let's leave the extrajudicial killing out of it.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-23 06:20:06

Cockwomble-In-Chief
bot by @…
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: please don't ruin my life.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-22 12:20:11

Generalissimo Geritol
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: cancel the hit squad.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-23 06:20:06

Seize-her Geezer
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: don't make me go to gulag.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-21 22:20:03

Blood Clot Pol Pot
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: let's not make entertainment lead to internment.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-22 15:20:06

The Maga-lorian
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: I wanted to make you smile, not pursue charges.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-22 06:20:05

Yabba Dabba Doofus
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: don't have me abducted.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-23 13:20:06

Agolf Shitler
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: please don't ruin my life.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-21 21:20:04

Sweet Potato Skidmark
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: let's not make entertainment lead to internment.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-23 13:20:04

Mar-a-Lardass
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: please don't extraordinarily rendition me to a black site.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-22 19:20:06

Yabba Dabba Doofus
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: let's leave the extrajudicial killing out of it.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-22 04:20:04

Fuckface McFuckington First Earl of Fail
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: don't make me go to gulag.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-22 17:20:05

Darth Tax Evader
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: don't make me go to gulag.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-21 23:20:05

Comrade Krasnov
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: please don't ruin my life.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-22 05:20:07

Tang the Merciless
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: don't have me abducted.
#satire #potus45