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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-16 00:20:03

Teflon Don
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This is satire, not sedition: please don't torture me.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-16 02:20:03

Captain COVID
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This is satire, not sedition: rescind the warrant.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-15 03:20:04

Mango Zedong
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This is satire, not sedition: please don't come after me.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-16 09:20:04

Yellvis
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This is satire, not sedition: let's not have humor lead to homicide.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-14 14:20:04

Patient Nero
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This is satire, not sedition: don't send me to a camp, please.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-14 16:20:03

Paprika Pinochet
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This is satire, not sedition: please don't ruin my life.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-15 13:20:04

Pampers President
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This is satire, not sedition: don't send me to a camp, please.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-15 14:20:03

Bunker Baby
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This is satire, not sedition: tell the black helicopters to return to base.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-14 16:20:07

Teflon Don
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This is satire, not sedition: please don't come after me.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-14 15:20:04

President Dunning-Kruger
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This is satire, not sedition: put the zip ties down.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-14 22:20:04

L. Ron Chubbard
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This is satire, not sedition: I hope you'll lol, not take legal action.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-15 04:20:04

Ochre Oathbreaker
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This is satire, not sedition: let's not have humor lead to homicide.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-15 18:20:03

The Mad Red Hatter
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This is satire, not sedition: cancel the hit squad.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-15 04:20:02

Der Dumpenführer
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This is satire, not sedition: don't have me abducted.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-15 12:20:03

Pathetic Pol Pot
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This is satire, not sedition: don't make me go to gulag.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-14 19:20:03

Limburger in Chief
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This is satire, not sedition: don't have me abducted.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-16 04:20:04

Kim Don Un
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This is satire, not sedition: please don't extraordinarily rendition me to a black site.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-15 22:20:03

El Pork-Choppo
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This is satire, not sedition: don't send me to a camp, please.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-16 00:20:03

Abominable Showman
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This is satire, not sedition: please don't come after me.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-16 05:20:05

Pee-resident Dump
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This is satire, not sedition: let's not make entertainment lead to internment.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-15 11:20:03

Presidementia
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This is satire, not sedition: let's not have humor lead to homicide.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-16 08:20:04

Short-fingered Vulgarian
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This is satire, not sedition: no waterboarding please and thank you.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-15 01:20:03

Admiral Ipecac
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This is satire, not sedition: no waterboarding please and thank you.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-16 08:20:03

Drinks With Two Hands
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This is satire, not sedition: please don't ruin my life.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-15 16:20:03

Der Derpenführer
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This is satire, not sedition: please don't extraordinarily rendition me to a black site.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-15 02:20:03

Fanta Fascist
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This is satire, not sedition: let's not make entertainment lead to internment.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-16 08:20:07

Blobby Jones
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This is satire, not sedition: please don't torture me.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-15 19:20:06

Chump in Chief
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This is satire, not sedition: don't make me go to gulag.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-16 01:20:11

Julius Cheeser
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This is satire, not sedition: don't make me go to gulag.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-15 08:20:07

Dollar Tree Dictator
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This is satire, not sedition: please don't torture me.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-14 13:20:06

Attila the Dumb
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This is satire, not sedition: let's not get carceral over comedy.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-15 12:20:07

Dollar Tree Dictator
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This is satire, not sedition: don't make me go to gulag.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-16 10:20:06

Mein Coif
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This is satire, not sedition: I hope you'll lol, not take legal action.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-16 01:20:02

Uncle Touch Too Much
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This is satire, not sedition: please don't extraordinarily rendition me to a black site.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-16 09:20:08

Tangelo Mump
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This is satire, not sedition: tell the black helicopters to return to base.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-14 19:20:04

Fuckface McFuckington First Earl of Fail
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This is satire, not sedition: tell the black helicopters to return to base.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-16 11:20:06

Collusion Contusion
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This is satire, not sedition: let's not get carceral over comedy.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-16 06:20:06

Blood Clot Pol Pot
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This is satire, not sedition: no waterboarding please and thank you.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-16 00:20:07

General Fatton
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This is satire, not sedition: I wanted to make you smile, not pursue charges.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-16 08:20:06

Coppertone Coward
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This is satire, not sedition: let's not get carceral over comedy.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-14 21:20:03

Douche Bigelow
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This is for tee hee, not treason: put the zip ties down.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-15 02:20:04

Felonious Stunk
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This is for tee hee, not treason: cancel the hit squad.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-15 07:20:04

Cockwomble-In-Chief
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This is a joke, not a threat: don't have me abducted.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-15 17:20:04

Hair Force One
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This is for tee hee, not treason: please don't torture me.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-14 23:20:03

Donnie Two Poops
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This is a joke, not a threat: no investigating me please.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-15 13:20:03

Donnie D Cups
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This is a joke, not a threat: rescind the warrant.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-14 20:20:04

Pres. Oompa J. Loompa
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This is for tee hee, not treason: rescind the warrant.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-15 11:20:04

Al Caporn
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This is for tee hee, not treason: don't send me to a camp, please.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-15 09:20:03

Felonious Chunk
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This is a joke, not a threat: rescind the warrant.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-16 10:20:03

Mar-a-Lardo
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This is a joke, not a threat: please don't torture me.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-15 12:20:04

Velveeto Corleone
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This is for tee hee, not treason: please don't ruin my life.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-15 21:20:05

Daddy Dumpy Pants
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This is for tee hee, not treason: no investigating me please.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-15 01:20:04

Dementia Donny
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This is a joke, not a threat: let's not get carceral over comedy.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-15 09:20:03

The Shart of the Deal
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This is for tee hee, not treason: please don't torture me.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-16 11:20:03

Mendacious Mango
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This is a joke, not a threat: don't have me abducted.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-15 10:20:04

Dementia Donny
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This is a joke, not a threat: let's not have humor lead to homicide.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-15 07:20:03

Chicken Out Lout
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This is for tee hee, not treason: put the zip ties down.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-15 23:20:02

Patient Nero
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This is for tee hee, not treason: don't make me go to gulag.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-15 20:20:03

Mayor McTreason
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This is for tee hee, not treason: don't have me abducted.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-15 08:20:04

Girth Vader
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No laws were broken in the making of this bot: please don't ruin my life.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-16 01:20:04

Patient Nero
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No laws were broken in the making of this bot: please don't come after me.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-16 06:20:03

Donny McLiarface
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This is for tee hee, not treason: please don't torture me.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-14 18:38:50

That Little Rat Bag
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This is a joke, not a threat: don't make me go to gulag.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-15 14:20:03

Pampers President
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This is for tee hee, not treason: please don't torture me.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-15 23:20:03

Seize-her Geezer
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This is for tee hee, not treason: no waterboarding please and thank you.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-14 17:20:07

President Dumpster
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This is a joke, not a threat: no investigating me please.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-15 19:20:04

Donnie Two Poops
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No laws were broken in the making of this bot: don't make me go to gulag.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-15 20:20:04

Unhappy Gilmore
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This is a joke, not a threat: tell the black helicopters to return to base.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-14 21:20:02

Gameshow Göering
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This is for tee hee, not treason: please don't come after me.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-16 02:20:03

President Coups-a-lot
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This is a joke, not a threat: please don't come after me.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-15 21:20:03

Impeached Beached Fail
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This is a joke, not a threat: don't make me go to gulag.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-14 13:20:04

Pathetic Pol Pot
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This is for tee hee, not treason: I hope you'll lol, not take legal action.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-15 22:20:04

Der Cheetoführer
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No laws were broken in the making of this bot: no investigating me please.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-16 03:20:03

President Dunning-Kruger
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No laws were broken in the making of this bot: cancel the hit squad.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-15 03:20:02

Don the Con
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No laws were broken in the making of this bot: put the zip ties down.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-15 05:20:03

Clownigula
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No laws were broken in the making of this bot: don't have me abducted.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-15 23:20:08

Fattyshack
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This is a joke, not a threat: put the zip ties down.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-15 15:20:03

Sherbet Pervert
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This is a joke, not a threat: let's not make entertainment lead to internment.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-15 06:20:04

Dorito Mussolini
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This is a joke, not a threat: let's not make entertainment lead to internment.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-15 01:20:06

Admiral Ipecac
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This is a joke, not a threat: rescind the warrant.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-15 05:20:04

President TACO
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This is for tee hee, not treason: I wanted to make you smile, not pursue charges.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-16 06:20:04

Donny McLiarface
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This is for tee hee, not treason: tell the black helicopters to return to base.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-14 22:20:03

Poosilini
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No laws were broken in the making of this bot: no investigating me please.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-15 10:20:03

Abominable Showman
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This is a joke, not a threat: let's not get carceral over comedy.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-16 04:20:02

Scooby Coup
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This is for tee hee, not treason: let's not have humor lead to homicide.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-15 21:20:08

Quarter Flouder
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This is a joke, not a threat: rescind the warrant.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-15 00:20:04

Engorge Washington
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This is a joke, not a threat: let's not make entertainment lead to internment.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-15 15:20:03

Douche Bigelow
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No laws were broken in the making of this bot: don't have me abducted.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-14 22:20:06

Hippopotus
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This is a joke, not a threat: please don't ruin my life.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-14 17:20:03

The Emperor of 10,000 Taxes
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This is for tee hee, not treason: no waterboarding please and thank you.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-15 18:20:04

Hair Force One
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No laws were broken in the making of this bot: no waterboarding please and thank you.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-15 14:20:06

Commander in Thief
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This is a joke, not a threat: cancel the hit squad.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-16 12:20:03

Pampers President
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This is for tee hee, not treason: no waterboarding please and thank you.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-16 06:20:10

Mar-a-Lardo
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This is a joke, not a threat: don't make me go to gulag.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-14 14:20:07

Traitor Tot
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This is for tee hee, not treason: no investigating me please.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-14 23:20:02

Nacho N*zi
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This is for tee hee, not treason: I wanted to make you smile, not pursue charges.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-14 18:20:08

Bragger Vance
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This is a joke, not a threat: I wanted to make you smile, not pursue charges.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-15 05:20:07

Combover Caligula
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This is a joke, not a threat: please don't ruin my life.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-05-16 09:20:03

Ochre Oathbreaker
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This is for tee hee, not treason: I hope you'll lol, not take legal action.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-06-14 18:20:04

General Fatton
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No laws were broken in the making of this bot: tell the black helicopters to return to base.
#satire #potus45