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@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-02-22 07:18:37

An apple a day may keep the doctor away but that much apple jam a day keeps the doctor on speed dial. ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โš•๏ธ๐Ÿคณ
#saying #health #contrast #apple #sugar

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-02-13 03:54:56

"All hat and no cattle" ๐Ÿค 
*literally; not figuratively as that #saying conveys.
(shot Nov. 2023)
#photography #amateur #hat

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-02-18 04:31:49

"If you donโ€™t stand for something, youโ€™ll fall for anything"
#saying #DEI #healthcare #bullying #weakness #NYU

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2025-12-14 14:22:41

All completed furniture assembly is easy after the fact.
- An ancient Swedish proverb. ๐ŸŒˆ
#proverb #saying #Sweden #furniture #truth #wisdom #joke