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@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-05-26 10:29:34

Show me a person who eats just one potato chip and I'll show you a liar.
- An ancient proverb
#proverb #saying #diet #food #joke

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-06-19 13:57:15

I saw an apple fall and it was nowhere near a tree. I don't know what to believe any more. 🫩
#apple #tree #saying #humor

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-06-27 11:52:20

RE: #Apple #Audi #buggy #cart #ridiculous #pricing #saying