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@whitequark@mastodon.social
2025-12-05 21:57:31

this is the most "questions already answered by my shirt" that i've seen in a while

@saraislet@infosec.exchange
2025-11-07 04:06:10

I think I just saw Kristen Bell, and a guy hit on me because he liked my shoulders
Straight people are usually scared of my shoulders when I wear sleeveless shirts, so I'm confused why suddenly people are being totally normal about my bare arms

@trochee@dair-community.social
2025-12-05 23:14:01

@… I <3 "this is what demonology looks like" and might need to get that on a AI Hype Theater t-shirt somehow

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-12-02 00:59:47

'No shirt, no shirt': Bears HC Ben Johnson's viral celebration triggers free hot dogs espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/471705

Bears HC Ben Johnson reflects on going shirtless to trigger hot dog giveaway - ESPN
The Wieners Circle will hand out free hot dogs on Tuesday beginning at 11 a.m. CT after Ben Johnson went shirtless in his postgame celebration.

@hikingdude@mastodon.social
2026-01-06 18:25:04

Oh wow, Gandalf always has such cool fireworks! Let's grab one.
Ignite it!!
Woohaa?! Awesome! Let's get another one!!!!
#lego #hobbit

In this scene, Merry and Pippin are engaged in a moment of playful interaction under a vibrant, yellow-roofed pavilion. The roof, adorned with a striking pattern of brown and yellow zigzags, provides a cozy shelter for the figures. Thehobbit on the left, dressed in a cheerful yellow vest over a white shirt, holds a bright red firework. Between the two, there is a big dragon-shaped firework-rocket.
In this scene, Merry and Pippin with spiky black hair and distinctive facial markings stand on the grass after igniting the firework - it appears to be a dramatic moment. Both have a suprised expression in their face. Between them, there is only the black stand where the fireworks was mounted before. The roof of the pavillon is gone.
@LaChasseuse@mastodon.scot
2026-02-06 13:26:41

Revered actor Sir Ian McKellan telling us what the Bard thought about xenophobia - so beautifully recited I burst into tears. An important message to us, from the 1600s...

UK Actor on a US talk show. He is wearing a blue and white checked shirt and a dark blue cardigan.
@wraithe@mastodon.social
2025-12-06 03:21:56

Would you like…
…an atom bomb?
-Pluribus
😂
That’s gonna be a T-Shirt

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2025-12-04 14:42:23

Yours truly speaking at Defuse Dublin (IxDA) last month, where I presented on Gaza Verified and Small Tech/Small Web.
All photos: photos.app.goo.gl/irq95gn1ncUJ (apologies for Google/Alphabet, Inc. link)
All talks:

Me (white passing guy with short hair wearing a brown tweed jacket, black t-shirt, and jeans), presenting to a small audience in front of a screen that has the Gaza Verified web site on it.
Me (white passing guy with short hair wearing a brown tweed jacket, black t-shirt, and jeans), presenting to a small audience in front of a screen that has Baraa’s photo and a quote by her saying “You can see us loading our belongings on to a truck, leaving behind the home I grew up in. With the help of @aral and Joy, my family … managed to evacuate to the South” (bits of the text are blown out and illegible due to glare from a spotlight.
@yaya@jorts.horse
2026-01-06 00:32:06

I don't have a problem you have a problem
#fedifc

20 football shirts hanging in my closet
@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2025-12-06 22:20:22

Series A, Episode 02 - Space Fall
TEAGUE: [V.O.] No response... circuit three...
[Teague is still trying to operate the device. The hatch starts to slide open]
blake.torpidity.net/m/102/523 B7B6

Claude Sonnet 4 describes the image as: "I can see this is a close-up shot of a middle-aged man with dark hair wearing what appears to be a dark blue or navy colored uniform or shirt. The image has the visual quality typical of British television from the 1970s or early 1980s, with that characteristic film grain and color saturation of the era. The lighting and framing suggest this is from a dramatic scene, possibly a science fiction or action television series. The man has a serious, contempla…