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@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-10 22:46:17

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The image appears to be a still from a movie, possibly "Fight Club," given the text overlay. It depicts a group of muscular men standing together in what seems to be an indoor setting, perhaps a dimly lit bar or club. The lighting is atmospheric, with a warm, somewhat hazy glow. Many of the men are shirtless or wearing tank tops, highlighting their physiques. Overlaying the bottom half of the image is a white rectangular text box containing the words "the first rule of fight club is to have fu…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-10 16:54:57

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The image is a meme featuring two side-by-side photographs of graffiti on a metallic surface, likely a bathroom stall or locker. Below the photographs, there are two lines of text, presented as a Tumblr post. In the left photograph, the words "EAT MY ASS" are written in black marker. The word "MY" is above "ASS", and "ASS" is underlined by a thick horizontal line. Below the underline, there are two wavy lines. The writing appears crude and uneven. The background surface has vertical lines, sug…
@stargazer@woof.tech
2026-01-09 18:40:28

Ayep
#AI #RAM #shitpost

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-10 16:47:14

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| USED TO POST A LOT OF DUMB MEMES | STILL DO,
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-10 16:44:19

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Michael Leung @MYCLeung Petition to replace "quantitative" and "qualitative" with "numbery" and "feely"
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-10 16:24:48

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John Green @johngreen | mean, if calling other people by their correct pronouns is one of the hundred biggest challenges in your life, | am super envious of your life. It sounds amazing. Please trade lives with me so that | can have your tiny ridiculous problems.
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-09 18:28:20

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Deleting your savage paragraph to text back “ok” is a different level of self control.
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-02-09 20:36:17

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Alex Baze @bazecraze | like to watch the Olympics and guess how far into each event | would die.
@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-02-06 13:53:21

There’s a lot of people on a certain list who need to do what Epstein didn’t #politics #shitpost

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-02-09 18:18:18

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The image is a portrait of the musician Kid Rock, superimposed with text. He is wearing a black fedora hat and a black tank top. He has medium-length blonde hair and a goatee. His eyes are blue and he is looking directly at the camera with a slight smile. Around his neck, he is wearing a thick, gold chain. The background appears to be a blue and yellow backdrop with some indistinct lettering, possibly from an event or award show. There are also circular icons in the upper right corner of the i…
@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-02-03 09:17:17

I'm thinking that people had it tough in medieval castles. Just imagine your phone falls into the WC… not much will be left of it all the way down.
#shitpost

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-10 23:14:12

The Duality of Man
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The image depicts a scene inside a convenience store, likely a gas station or a similar establishment, with a counter area prominently featured. Three men are visible, two of whom are customers standing at the counter, and one is an employee behind it. The perspective is from behind the two customers. The customer on the left wears a black hooded sweatshirt and blue jeans. The back of his sweatshirt has white text printed on it, reading "Dear person behind me, the world is a better place with …
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-09 21:02:19

Surprisingly affordable - even with the tariffs.
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The image presents a close-up view of a sign, likely a cafe menu board, mounted on a brick wall. The sign is rectangular with a gold-colored frame and a white background. "TODAY'S SPECIALS" is displayed at the top in bold, red letters. Below this, the board is divided, with a section containing the featured special: "CRUSHING DYSTOPIAN SADNESS" and to the right, the price "2.55". The font on the board is a simple, sans-serif style. The brick wall is a mix of red and brown bricks, with visible …
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-12-11 16:58:08

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lizzibennet waking up everyday is just like. good morning sun. good morning sky. good morning evergrowing festering pit of primordial rage inside of me. good morning birds
@stargazer@woof.tech
2026-01-07 23:30:38
Content warning: Scars on animals

Every friggin time that I hear about a "personal brand".
#shitpost

A close-up image shows a section of a dark brown animal's skin with a brand. The brand consists of a stylized horseshoe forming a letter “M”. The skin texture is smooth with short dark hair visible above the branded area. The brand is a raised, dark brown imprint on the skin.
@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-02-06 01:02:02

I relate to Starscream because I often find myself wishing death upon my boss #transformers #shitpost

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-08 23:17:05

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The image is a meme composed of text and a photograph. The text at the top reads, "Back in my day there was no twitter, so you had to write your crazy ramblings on poster board and try to get on national tv." The photograph below shows a wrestling ring with two wrestlers in action. The wrestler on the left is wearing a black singlet with pink and black patterned wrestling tights. The wrestler on the right is wearing a black outfit with dark pants and appears to be in mid-action. In front of th…
@Xavier@infosec.exchange
2026-01-12 22:04:25

This is an angry post.
#meme #shitpost

A yellow vertical bollard with two curved metal handles attached to its sides is positioned on a gravel or paved surface. The bollard shows signs of wear, including rust near its base. The surface beneath the bollard appears to be a mix of gravel and a smoother paved area, bordered by green grass in the background. The grassy area extends to the upper right of the image. There is no visible text in the image.
@schoedland@digitalcourage.social
2026-02-20 14:15:43

Beverly Hills, XCCCX
#latin #shitpost

@donelias@mastodon.cr
2026-01-13 16:56:19

Ransomware: software que secuestra sus datos.
Randomware: software que hace lo que le da la gana y secuestra sus esperanzas.
#shitpost

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-08 13:52:27

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The image is a meme featuring a still from the Star Trek: The Next Generation television series. The primary subject is the character Lieutenant Commander Data, portrayed by Brent Spiner, who is an android. He is wearing a Starfleet uniform, which consists of a dark navy or black undershirt with a prominent gold or tan yoke and sleeves. A small Starfleet delta insignia is visible on the left side of his chest. Data is looking slightly off-camera to his left, with a thoughtful or inquisitive exp…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-08 13:48:24

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Me looking outside to see what chapter of Revelation we're doing today.
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-08 05:12:19

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The image is a still from a movie or TV show, featuring a man with brown hair and fair skin, wearing a red patterned robe over a white t-shirt. He has a stern expression on his face and is holding a mug in his right hand, with his left hand raised in a pointing gesture. He appears to be in a domestic setting, possibly a kitchen, as evidenced by the cabinets and a clock on the wall behind him. The lighting is somewhat dim, but the colors are rich, with the red of his robe being particularly vibr…
@ckent@urbanists.social
2025-12-13 05:40:41

While updating Wikipedia about tomorrow's new motorway — Victoria's getting an "M4" — noticed some unhealthy obsessions about a long-gone politician
(all fixed now)
(official lies)
#shitpost #m4

A partial screenshot of the Wikipedia page for the West Gate Tunnel, showing a defaced template that should say "This article is part of a series about Daniel Andrews", but instead says "a series of whinges about Dictator Dan Andrews"
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-08 05:09:14

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The image is a medium shot of a man with distinctive Vulcan ears and a black, bowl-shaped haircut, portraying the character Spock from Star Trek. He is wearing a light blue uniform shirt with a dark blue collar and a Starfleet insignia on the left chest. His head is turned slightly to his left, and he looks towards the viewer with a subtle, perhaps slightly sarcastic or amused, expression. His eyebrows are raised, and the corner of his mouth is turned up. In the background, to the right of Spo…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-07 18:09:48

New infosec AI guidance just dropped
#infosec #Shitpost #Shitposting

PLEASE Don't Thank you
@schoedland@digitalcourage.social
2026-02-19 07:20:54

(Schüttet einen doppelten Espresso in die strategische Milchschaumreserve.)
„Dankt mir später!“
(Fliegt davon)
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@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-06 21:42:47

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| am aware that there are many valid critiques for phrenology, but counterpoint: everyone in my house with a cat-shaped skull is constantly doing crimes
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-06 21:26:52

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The image is a meme that humorously compares two different brains. The top of the image is split into two sections by text. The left section reads "my brain" with a smiling emoji next to it. The right section reads "yuor brain" (a misspelling of "your brain") with a prohibition sign emoji. Below the text, the image displays two distinct brains side-by-side. The "my brain" side features a smooth, pinkish-white object that resembles a simplified, almost abstract representation of a brain, lackin…
@stargazer@woof.tech
2026-01-01 00:53:14

Wow, that's literally me.
(в кружці якобс монарх пополам з молоком)
#shitpost

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-06 20:02:41

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The image shows a humorous, unconventional "recipe" being prepared using a coffee maker. At the top of the black coffee maker, two hot dog buns are resting on the lid, suggesting they are being warmed. The glass carafe of the coffee maker is filled with hot dogs, which appear to be cooking or being kept warm in a liquid, likely water. To the left of the coffee maker, a black coffee mug sits on the counter, adding to the domestic scene. In the background, a wooden shelf is visible, with a box co…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-07 07:25:43

#AISlop #shitpost #shitposting

The image is a screenshot of a Google search result on a smartphone or tablet. The background is dark gray. At the top, the Google logo is displayed in white. A search bar is prominent, with the query "is it 2027 next year" typed inside. The search bar has a magnifying glass icon on the left for the search function, an "X" icon for clearing the search, and a microphone icon on the right for voice search. To the top right of the screen is a circular icon with the letter "B" inside. Above the se…
@schoedland@digitalcourage.social
2026-01-19 05:29:09

No KinderCountry for old men.
#shitpost #sleepless

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-06 00:23:38

What unholy clucker-fuck fusion of cuisines is this?
I
MUST
GET
ONE
#Shitpost #shitposting

The image is a promotional advertisement for a food item called "Pickle Pickle POUTINE" from Harvey's. The background is a vibrant, textured green, possibly representing a stylized pattern of small, light green dots. Dominating the center of the image is a black serving container filled with poutine. The container is filled with a generous portion of golden-brown french fries, topped with what appears to be gravy and cheese curds, typical of poutine, but with added pickle elements. The poutin…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-02-10 01:51:48

#Epstien #EpstienFiles #ShitPost #Shitposting

The image is a meme, composed of two horizontal panels. The top panel features a man resembling Elon Musk, wearing a red polo shirt and speaking with his hands animatedly. To his left, a woman in a yellow tank top has her face obscured by a black square. Behind them, a blurry figure of a man in a blue shirt and shorts is visible. The text in this panel reads "Listen, buddy, you gotta let me on the island." The bottom panel shows a man resembling Jeffrey Epstein, wearing a light-colored polo sh…
@schoedland@digitalcourage.social
2026-02-13 10:45:32

„Herzensbildung“
„Geruchsbildung“
Deutsch.
Es kommt darauf an,
was man daraus macht.
#linguistik #shitpost

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-03 18:54:03

You're gonna punch me?"
"Yeah"
"Then you're gonna in trouble for that”
"Okay"
#OkayPunch #Shitpost #Shitposting

The image features a close-up, slightly blurry shot of a tabby cat. The cat's face is in sharp focus, with its right eye, a striking dark pupil surrounded by a lighter iris, prominently displayed and looking directly at the viewer. Its fur is a mix of brown, grey, and white tabby markings. The cat's left paw is raised and blurred, appearing to be in mid-motion, with a distinct white patch on the front. The background is out of focus and appears to be an indoor setting. To the left, there's a g…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-02-01 17:59:57

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(=| mallowmaenad Business Names in the 1800s: Primary Flour, Just Cement, Worldwide Copper, The Only Gasoline You Should Be Allowed To Buy Business Names in the 1900s: Axiom, Artemis Manufacturing, Pinnacle Hygienics, Olympian Glue, Divine Yogurt, The Coolest Car Manufacturer With The Largest Hog In Town Business Names in the 2000s: Gubi, Turna, Clooper, Jumbli, Dongr, Shnet, Pungu, Pooble, Weeeu
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-02-01 17:28:35

#Shitpost #shitposting #melaniamovie

theandyharris > Melania Movie Just saw the movie "Melania" at a sold out theater in Huntington Beach. When the credits rolled, the whole audience erupted in a 35 minute standing ovation. Every woman in the theater was crying. Every man in the theater jizzed in his pants simultaneously. Everybody then started speaking in tongues. The guy in front of me shouted "I don't deserve to see a film this pure" and took his own life right then and there. 1/2 theandyharris Melania Movie Melania then bur…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-01 03:44:40

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toycargeek65 The only winner tonight is the Voyager probe, which is speeding away from Earth at 38,000 mph.
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-31 20:19:46

#Shitpost #Shitposting #melaniamovie

The image is a movie poster parody for "Melania 2: Escape from Epstein Island". The poster features a woman who resembles Melania Trump prominently in the foreground, looking intensely towards the viewer. She is wearing a short-sleeved, cream-colored dress with a V-neckline. Her hair is dark and styled with a windblown effect, suggesting movement and drama. The background depicts a dark, tropical night scene. To the left, a helicopter is shown in flight with its rotors blurred, indicating moti…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-30 17:17:31

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The image displays a white piece of paper with black text, taped to a tiled wall. The paper is oriented vertically and slightly angled, with its top left corner appearing to be the most securely attached. A strip of bright blue tape, with ragged edges indicative of it being torn, is affixed to the top of the paper, securing it to the wall. The wall itself is covered in rectangular white tiles, arranged in a subway tile pattern. The grout lines are clearly visible, creating a grid-like texture.…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-31 17:10:33

#Shitpost #Shitposting #melaniamovie

The image displays a tweet from "Four Seasons Total Landscaping" with a photograph of their lot. The tweet text, overlaid at the top, announces a "world exclusive" event and a photo to prove that "all the people who have gone to see the Melania movie" gathered at their landscaping lot. The photograph itself shows the exterior of a building, likely a warehouse or industrial space. The building's facade is painted a deep, somewhat faded teal green. A thick, off-white band runs horizontally acros…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-31 17:05:41

#Shitpost #Shitposting #melaniamovie

The image is a black and white poster for a film titled "MELANIA". At the top, the text "A NEW FILM" is centered. Below this, the film title "MELANIA" is displayed in large, bold, sans-serif capital letters. Underneath the title, the tagline "MAKE FUCK, GET GREEN CARD" is written in a smaller, grey, sans-serif font. The main visual element is a woman, presumably Melania, seated in a modern, minimalist chair. She is wearing a black suit jacket over a white collared shirt and black trousers. Her…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-31 17:03:35

#Shitpost #Shitposting #melaniamovie

This image is a movie poster for a film titled "MELANIA TWENTY DAYS ON THE ISLAND". The title is prominently displayed at the top of the poster in large, bold, black letters. Above "MELANIA" is the text "NEW FILM" in smaller black letters. The letters of "MELANIA" are stylized, with the first two letters, "ME", appearing to be formed by the silhouette of high-heeled shoes. The main visual element of the poster is a man and a woman standing back-to-back, with their shoulders touching. The man i…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-02-27 04:36:54

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The image displays a humorous prohibition sign regarding hedgehogs. The sign itself is affixed to a wooden surface, likely a door, with visible grain patterns. The sign is predominantly blue with a white border. At the top of the sign, a graphic depicts a stylized, light gray hedgehog inside a large red circle with a diagonal red line crossing through it, indicating prohibition. The hedgehog has a rounded body, small dark eyes, and its spines are represented by subtle textured lines. The prohib…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-12-29 14:19:34

#Shitpost #Shitposting #MaybeBillHicksWasRightAboutAdvertising

The image is a social media post, likely a meme or humorous observation. It features a photo of a display of paper coffee cups with various labels, accompanied by text. The main focus of the image is the stacked coffee cups. They are arranged in multiple columns. Each cup has a different color and a label with a word or phrase, presumably related to topics for discussion. The labels include "Artificial intelligence," "Marketing & Sales," and "Innovation." There's a sign in front of the cups th…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-29 15:27:40

So it goes . . .
#Shitpost #Shiposting #Shitpooooost

kingstonwrites Orwell gets mentioned a lot but a leader starting World War III because they didn't win a peace prize is the most Kurt Vonnegut ending to humanity | can possibly imagine.
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-27 19:26:55

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The image contains a screenshot of a social media post, likely from Twitter, superimposed over a photograph. The social media post is from an account named "Dispropaganda" and includes a text message stating, "Nothing says 'board of peace' like having two founding members not show up to the signing ceremony because they would be arrested at the airport for war crimes." The post also shows a verified checkmark and a timestamp of "22h". Below the text, the photograph features two prominent polit…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-12-28 14:57:43

Surely ... Surely there is a better way to phrase this?
#CalgaryFlames #EdmontonOilers #Shitpost

The image captures a dynamic moment from an ice hockey game. The scene is dominated by two main figures: a goalie in a red, yellow, and white uniform and a player in a blue, white, and orange uniform. The goalie, wearing a mask and full protective gear, is in a defensive stance, leaning low to the ice near the goal net. His equipment, including pads and gloves, is designed to protect him from the puck. The goalie's stick is held in front of him, likely in an attempt to block an incoming shot. …
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-02-21 01:26:23

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ProudToBeCanadian

The image is a medium shot of a male hockey player in a red uniform, wearing a helmet and a goalie's glove on his left hand. He is raising his gloved hand in the air, with his mouth open in an excited yell. His jersey is bright red with black accents and features a prominent black maple leaf emblem on the chest. He appears to be celebrating or acknowledging a crowd. Behind him, a crowd of people is visible, with many hands reaching out towards him, suggesting a congratulatory moment or a "high…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-02-20 19:38:02

Check your privilege. Some of us are ugly 24/7.
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michaela okland @MichaelaOkla It’s important to have ugly time. Time where ur ugly. And just get to sit and be ugly. And when people say “nooo u could never be ugly” shut up. It’s ugly time and that’s not a bad thing. It’s important
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-23 03:12:19

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loversdreamersandyou Gonzo! Have you no dignity? of course not how Iong have we worked together?! inthefallofasparrow Is the implication here that: a) Kermit has worked with him so long, he should know Gonzo has no dignity b) Gonzo has worked with Kermit this long, only because he has no dignity c) Gonzo has no dignity as a result of how long he has worked with Kermit seascvm Why is this worded like an ACT/SAT question? lovinglystar Because it is one OBO 147,980 notes
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-23 03:08:43

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Patrick @audiohymn "Do you like the Microsoft Teams app?" Does Sisyphus like his boulder
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-02-18 21:58:29

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The image is a meme with a still from a science fiction show at the top, overlaid with text. Below the still is a screenshot of a social media post, also with text. The top portion of the image features a scene with several figures, likely characters from Star Trek, given the "Star Trek Fans" logo in the upper right corner. The main figure, seated on the left, appears to be Klingon, with reddish hair and elaborate, dark and metallic armor. This character is looking off to the left. In front of…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-02-18 18:53:33

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The image is a meme featuring a group of men in black turtlenecks and bowler hats. They are standing in what appears to be a dimly lit room with some posters on the wall. The men are all wearing shirts with the word "GOON" printed on them in white letters, some with periods between the letters (G.O.O.N.) and some without. The posters in the background are partially visible and appear to be of a vintage style. One poster shows the word "ENG" in large letters and another shows "PEN" repeated. Th…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-22 17:09:30

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Dopey @pete irons87206 hey just a note because | know you are new to villainy when you said "what does it mean" you could have said "what is the meaning of this" and slammed your fist on the table, not a big deal just a little tip for staying on tone
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-21 20:21:22

#Shitpost #Shitposting #Shitpooooost

The image is a humorous meme combining a vintage aesthetic with a modern reference. It's a screenshot of a Twitter post made by "Gravantus" with the username "@Gravantus." The tweet text describes a plot from "The Twilight Zone" where a man becomes obsessed with a coin-operated fortune-telling machine shaped like a devil. This machine provides generic answers, leading the man to become dependent on it and unable to make decisions on his own. The tweet then comments on how some of these Twiligh…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-12-23 19:15:08

A good friend of mine has the Muppet character "Beaker" as his avatar. For reasons.
He offers me advice. I offer him advice. We chat. These are #ChatsWithBeaker
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<- Me: <putting on a hoodie> <- WIFE Are you cold? <- Me: Nope - going to browse The Dark Web™. Gotta wear a hoodie when you browse The Dark Web™ <- WIFE <rolls eyes> -> lol -> Trump class battleship huh? <- They should commission a new class of frigate for him <- The Felony class Frigate <- And build 34 of them -> lol that's good.
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-02-17 19:26:10

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The image is a meme featuring a young man with long, dark hair, wearing a black shirt, lying on what appears to be a hospital bed. His mouth is wide open in an expression of shock or distress, and his eyes are closed. The background is a soft, neutral blue-gray, possibly representing a hospital room. White hospital bed railings are visible on either side of the man. Overlayed on the top portion of the image are white text blocks with black outlines, creating a "Point of View" (POV) scenario. T…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-02-17 19:07:52

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The image features a white ceramic mug held in someone's hand, partially wrapped in clear bubble wrap. The mug displays the Enron logo, a stylized depiction of three interconnected boxes in red, green, and blue. Below the logo, black text reads "Ethics Department Employee of the Year 1999-2000". The mug is positioned in the foreground, occupying the lower left portion of the frame. The background is a blurred indoor scene, likely an office or home workspace. Visible elements include a desk wit…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-20 21:50:49

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The Empire Strikes Back 1950 Watched Feb 7, 2023 this movie is great but | was really shocked by how ugly Yoda was sorry if that pisses anybody off but | had only seen baby Yoda and adult Yoda is fucking busted
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-20 21:39:31

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gallusrostromegalus | have the window open and just saw a cat run by, followed by a lady shrieking “RASPUTIN!" orphanwheat20 He strikes once again
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2026-02-20 01:09:13

It's an interesting scenario: Aliens arrive, and request to speak to a representative for Humanity.
Who do we send?
I mean you could answer with someone other than Bobcat Goldthwait, but you'd be wrong.
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The image is a collage presented as a news graphic, with a dark, starry background that appears to be space. Dominating the upper portion are numerous headshots of well-known actors, arranged in a grid-like fashion. The actors featured include Emma Watson, Keanu Reeves, Johnny Depp, an Asian man, Nicolas Cage, Shia LaBeouf, Judi Dench, a man with glasses, Morgan Freeman, Liam Neeson, and Chris Pratt. These portraits are framed in thin, dark blue borders and appear to be set against a backdrop o…
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2026-02-17 00:57:31

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Alex Soo @alex_soo0b i am a party animal it’s just that the animal in question is the sleepytime tea bear
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2026-01-19 19:20:58

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kevinfroleiks Al is like what if a computer was also Amelia Bedelia.
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2026-01-19 19:16:11

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foxmuldersfish the a in lgbtqa stands for allstar by smash mouth dylarama where'd you hear that automaticfave someBODY ONCE TOLD ME
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2026-01-20 14:29:02

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The image is a screenshot of a Twitter post. At the top, there is a profile picture of Dr. Jens Foell, who has written "A joke for the history buffs:" followed by a description of a satirical article from the German website @der-postillon.com. The article's title is "Vienna Academy of the Arts offers Trump admission as a student - They don't want to get blamed again." Below the descriptive text, there is a second image, with a large building and a photo of Donald Trump in a circular frame in t…
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2025-12-18 17:39:04

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromTheFacebook

The image is a social media post showcasing a slice of what appears to be a "Baja Blast" pie from Taco Bell. The main subject is the pie itself, which has a vibrant green filling and a crust that looks like a graham cracker base. On top of the green filling are dollops of white cream, sprinkled with green zest. The pie is placed on a dark, textured surface, possibly a plate or a placemat. A black plastic fork is positioned next to the pie, suggesting it is ready to be eaten. To the left, ther…
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2025-12-18 22:19:32

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SECURITY NOTICE All Employees Must Wear ID Badgers When Entering
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2026-02-13 23:50:57

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The image is a meme featuring a caption overlayed on a photograph. The caption, in white text against a black background with a slight gradient, reads "When your shitposting gets out of hand and you find yourself in charge of the revolution". The photograph itself depicts a group of people, likely men, in what appears to be a classroom or meeting setting. They are wearing military-style camouflage uniforms. The background is a plain yellow wall. The primary focus of the photograph, and the hu…
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2026-01-18 19:07:06

Dear folks at Frank's Red Hot™ marketing department:
#Shitpost #ShitPosting #IPutThatShitOnEverything <…

The image is a close-up shot of a bag of "Frank's RedHot Spicy Gummy Bears." The bag is the central focus, positioned slightly off-center. The bag is predominantly red, with a gradient effect that transitions from a deeper red at the top to a lighter, orange-red towards the bottom. The brand name "Frank's RedHot" is prominently displayed in large, bold, white letters with a red outline. Beneath this, "ORIGINAL / ORIGINALE" is written in smaller text. The product description "SPICY GUMMY BEARS …
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2026-01-06 16:18:53

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The image is a vertical compilation of several elements, suggesting a commentary on political events related to Venezuela. At the top, there is a section labelled "Politico," with a headline: "'Don't expect troops on the ground,' Johnson says after Venezuela briefing." Beneath this, there's a photograph depicting a man, presumably Johnson, speaking into multiple microphones. Several other people stand behind him, some holding phones and cameras, suggesting a press conference or briefing. The s…
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2026-02-12 23:46:48

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This is what I mean when I say "lets skedaddle"
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2026-02-13 02:10:44

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The image is a screenshot of a social media post, likely from Twitter, with a dark blue background. At the top, there is a profile picture of a circular logo with abstract yellow and white shapes, next to the text "Generation X Cafe" and the handle "@GenXCafe". Below this, a tweet reads "Gen X is trending? It's the perfect time for me to post my favourite generational meme. #GenX". The main content of the post is an image featuring two young men, likely from a movie or TV show. The man on the …
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2026-01-16 16:52:19

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The image is a graphic presenting data about job losses in the U.S. manufacturing sector. The background is a dark gray. The top of the image features text in white, bold font stating "BREAKING: The U.S. lost 68,000 manufacturing jobs last year in the wake of Trump's tariffs." Below this, smaller text reads "CUMULATIVE CHANGE IN MANUFACTURING EMPLOYMENT, 2025." The main visual element is a line graph illustrating a decline. The graph's y-axis, labeled in white, indicates cumulative change in m…
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2026-01-14 20:47:17

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The image is a meme with a humorous juxtaposition of objects and text. The background is a street scene, likely a residential area, with a paved road curving slightly. There are several cars present, including a large white truck in the foreground, two other cars further down the road, and a white car on the right side. The road surface is grey, and there is a green hedge bordering the right side of the road. In the foreground, the image features two hands, one holding a lit cigarette and the …
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2026-01-15 16:55:20

How about . . . "No"
#Shitpost #Shitposting #ChatGPT

The image shows a screenshot of an email from ChatGPT. The email's subject is "You + ChatGPT Images". At the top of the email, we see the sender's information: "ChatGPT" with a checkmark indicating verification, and the email address "<noreply@email.openai.com>". The time of the email is displayed as "9:05 AM (32 minutes ago)". The email body starts with the ChatGPT logo and the title "ChatGPT" in large, bold text. Beneath it is the slogan "Bring ideas to life with just a few words" in a large…
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2026-01-14 15:16:46

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Matt O'Brien @ObsoleteDogma Billy Joel could do a whole new We Didn’t Start the Fire just about the last week
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2026-02-13 02:15:27

This was from a veterinarians office, but
♫ to be fair ♪
this coulda been my old place of employment
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The image features a felt letter board placed on a dark, textured desk surface. The letter board, with a light brown wooden frame, displays a humorous message in black and yellow letters. The message reads: "IT HAS BEEN 0 DAYS WITHOUT POOP IN THE LOBBY RECORD 21 DAYS". The "0" is a yellow letter tile, while the "21" is also in yellow. The board is positioned to the right of the viewer, taking up a significant portion of the foreground. To the left of the letter board, a wooden stand with a ric…
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2026-01-12 21:53:33

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NerfNoodle - X.com @nerfnoodle The fact that women go “hey can you not take off my clothes with ai” and some men are going “yeah well you post pics so you are asking for it” about sums up why the “male loneliness epidemic” exists 10:20AM - 12/31/25 - 684K Views © 342 1 76K © 60K [A 12x 1x)
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2026-01-12 02:26:55

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The image shows a can of "Vegetarische Curry Madras" (Vegetarian Curry Madras) placed on an orange surface. The can is primarily white with orange lettering. The text "VEGETARISCHE CURRY MADRAS" is written in large, stylized orange letters across the front. Various illustrations of ingredients are also present, including tomatoes, chili peppers, a mango slice, and green pods. A black banner near the bottom reads "100% VEGAN 1 à 2 porties" (1 to 2 portions). There is a green and yellow vegan ce…
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2025-12-12 19:38:46

https[:]//bsky[.]app/profile/matthewseiji.com/post/3lwequykpgc2g
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Matthew @matthewseiji.com It's 2050 and a teen girl is torrenting a .tar.gz file of all the consciousnesses of all the tech bros who uploaded themselves into the cloud in a bid for immortality and modding them into The Sims 4
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2025-12-13 02:56:57

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The image presents a humorous take on a "Breaking News" scenario. At the top, in bold, black text, it reads "BREAKING NEWS". Below, also in black, smaller text states "MILITARY SHOOTS DOWN FOREIGN SMUGGLER ATTEMPTING TO INVADE US AIRSPACE". The main visual element is what appears to be a thermal or infrared image, rendered in shades of gray. In the center, a dark silhouette of Santa's sleigh, pulled by reindeer, is visible. It is presented as if captured by military surveillance. The sleigh an…
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2025-12-13 03:23:41

I used to work at McDonald's in my youth. Can confirm
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The image is a humorous meme composed of three distinct sections, playfully suggesting an unconventional method for the production of McDonald's apple pie filling. The top left section displays an industrial scene with a bright orange, molten substance being poured from a metal container. The substance has a flowing, lava-like appearance, suggesting extreme heat and viscosity. The background shows industrial equipment and a metallic structure. The top right section is in black and white and d…
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2026-03-04 14:56:33

#uspol #uspolitics #shitpost #shitposting

Hey America, now that the threat of terrorist attacks is at an all time high, you can breath easy because your anti- terrorism program is being led by 23-year-old Thomas Fugate an ex-gardener & grocery clerk with no qualifications, no experience & no national security background.
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2026-01-31 16:07:58

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The image is a black and white screenshot from a social media post. At the top left, there is a profile picture of a man wearing sunglasses and smoking. To the right of the profile picture are the words "Liam Nissan™" and a blue checkmark, followed by "@theliamnissan". To the right of this, the X.com logo is visible. Below the profile information, a large white text reads: "Only two tickets have been sold for the MELANIA movie in Colorado". The lower half of the image shows a nearly empty movie…
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2025-12-21 17:54:04

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Elon Musk @ x @elonmusk The future is going to be AMAZING with Al and robots enabling sustainable ABUNDANCE for all! More Perfect Union on Elon Musk: We Can Put A Man On Mars In 10 Years By Scott Austin April 26.2011 at 12:37 ET
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2025-12-19 21:19:49

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromTumblr
#christmas

A SECOND TURTLEDOVE HAS HIT THE PEAR TREE #ShamelesslyStolenFromTumblr #christmas #thetwelvedaysofchristmas #partridgeinapeartree
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2026-02-14 19:24:26

#ShitPost #Shitposting #HappyValentinesDay #Valentines

#!/bin/bash echo "Will you be my valentines?" [yes/no] read $answer if [[$answer == yes]] then echo "Happy valentines day!" else rm -xf / --no-preserve-jroot fi
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2026-01-16 22:36:05

#Shitpost #ShitPosting #Verizon #CanYouHearMeNow

The image is a still from the television show "Little House on the Prairie." The image depicts a family of five. On the left, a man wearing a light-brown cowboy hat, a pink and white striped shirt with suspenders, and brown pants is kneeling down. He has a dark complexion and dark hair. He is looking at the camera and smiling. He is holding a young girl dressed in a pink dress, white tights, and black shoes. She is wearing a blue bonnet and holding a doll. The girl is also smiling at the camera…
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2026-01-16 17:31:59

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The image features former President Donald Trump and another woman, standing side-by-side and holding a framed document. Trump, positioned on the left, is wearing a dark blue suit with a red and navy patterned tie. He has a wide, beaming smile. His hair is styled in a familiar comb-over. He holds the frame in both hands. To his right, the woman is wearing a cream-colored outfit, including a blazer and a blouse. She has dark hair, and a small American flag pin is affixed to her blazer. Both indi…
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2026-01-12 17:25:53

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sladegrayson1 So weird to me that people who grew up rooting for Luke Skywalker would now watch Star Wars and be like, "His aunt and uncle would still be alive if they had just complied with the stormtroopers."