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@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-22 17:09:30

#Shitpost #Shitposting #Shitpooooost

Dopey @pete irons87206 hey just a note because | know you are new to villainy when you said "what does it mean" you could have said "what is the meaning of this" and slammed your fist on the table, not a big deal just a little tip for staying on tone
@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2025-10-23 17:25:39

I gotta stop poisoning myself with lactose
( #shitpost )

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-11-22 19:17:50

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The image depicts an anime-style illustration of a person in a restroom, seemingly experiencing a bout of gastrointestinal distress. The person, who appears to be female, is shown leaning against a wall, their head resting against it with their hands up, as if supporting themselves. They are seated on a toilet. The person has short, pink hair and is wearing a white t-shirt and a light pink skirt or shorts. The setting is a simple restroom with a white toilet and a wall in the background. The co…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-11-22 17:23:03

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromTumblr

iputmilkinearlgrey parents got a new cat they named lord montague and this morning i heard my dad in the other room say "i would have to advise against that decision, my lord" followed by a crashing sound
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-11-22 14:47:24

Happy WKRP Turkey Drop Day to all who celebrate
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Les, you still there? Yes, Johnny. You see anything yet? Uh, well, no. There's quite a crowd, though. Where's the big guy? I don't know where Carlson is, but we're coming to you right after this record, okay? Okay, no problem. I can handle it. Okay. Real close. All right, fellow babies, and now it's time to go to our live remote man on the scene at the Pinedale Shopping Mall for the Big WKRP Turkey Giveaway. So, take it away, Les Nesman. This is Les Nesman, your man on the scene here at the…
@schoedland@digitalcourage.social
2026-01-19 05:29:09

No KinderCountry for old men.
#shitpost #sleepless

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-12-23 19:15:08

A good friend of mine has the Muppet character "Beaker" as his avatar. For reasons.
He offers me advice. I offer him advice. We chat. These are #ChatsWithBeaker
#Shitpost #Shitposting

<- Me: <putting on a hoodie> <- WIFE Are you cold? <- Me: Nope - going to browse The Dark Web™. Gotta wear a hoodie when you browse The Dark Web™ <- WIFE <rolls eyes> -> lol -> Trump class battleship huh? <- They should commission a new class of frigate for him <- The Felony class Frigate <- And build 34 of them -> lol that's good.
@donelias@mastodon.cr
2026-01-13 16:56:19

Ransomware: software que secuestra sus datos.
Randomware: software que hace lo que le da la gana y secuestra sus esperanzas.
#shitpost

@Xavier@infosec.exchange
2026-01-12 22:04:25

This is an angry post.
#meme #shitpost

A yellow vertical bollard with two curved metal handles attached to its sides is positioned on a gravel or paved surface. The bollard shows signs of wear, including rust near its base. The surface beneath the bollard appears to be a mix of gravel and a smoother paved area, bordered by green grass in the background. The grassy area extends to the upper right of the image. There is no visible text in the image.
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-21 20:21:22

#Shitpost #Shitposting #Shitpooooost

The image is a humorous meme combining a vintage aesthetic with a modern reference. It's a screenshot of a Twitter post made by "Gravantus" with the username "@Gravantus." The tweet text describes a plot from "The Twilight Zone" where a man becomes obsessed with a coin-operated fortune-telling machine shaped like a devil. This machine provides generic answers, leading the man to become dependent on it and unable to make decisions on his own. The tweet then comments on how some of these Twiligh…
@raysofred@discordian.social
2025-11-14 17:38:00

WillBe Motel, where angels become irredeemable #hazbinhotel #shitpost

@ckent@urbanists.social
2025-12-13 05:40:41

While updating Wikipedia about tomorrow's new motorway — Victoria's getting an "M4" — noticed some unhealthy obsessions about a long-gone politician
(all fixed now)
(official lies)
#shitpost #m4

A partial screenshot of the Wikipedia page for the West Gate Tunnel, showing a defaced template that should say "This article is part of a series about Daniel Andrews", but instead says "a series of whinges about Dictator Dan Andrews"
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-20 21:50:49

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The Empire Strikes Back 1950 Watched Feb 7, 2023 this movie is great but | was really shocked by how ugly Yoda was sorry if that pisses anybody off but | had only seen baby Yoda and adult Yoda is fucking busted
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-20 21:39:31

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gallusrostromegalus | have the window open and just saw a cat run by, followed by a lady shrieking “RASPUTIN!" orphanwheat20 He strikes once again
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-20 14:29:02

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The image is a screenshot of a Twitter post. At the top, there is a profile picture of Dr. Jens Foell, who has written "A joke for the history buffs:" followed by a description of a satirical article from the German website @der-postillon.com. The article's title is "Vienna Academy of the Arts offers Trump admission as a student - They don't want to get blamed again." Below the descriptive text, there is a second image, with a large building and a photo of Donald Trump in a circular frame in t…
@stargazer@woof.tech
2026-01-09 18:40:28

Ayep
#AI #RAM #shitpost

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-19 19:20:58

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kevinfroleiks Al is like what if a computer was also Amelia Bedelia.
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-19 19:16:11

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foxmuldersfish the a in lgbtqa stands for allstar by smash mouth dylarama where'd you hear that automaticfave someBODY ONCE TOLD ME
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-12-18 22:19:32

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

SECURITY NOTICE All Employees Must Wear ID Badgers When Entering
@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-02 12:53:17

Look at this awesome mold bloom I found on a cat poop in the barn! #shitpost #LiteralShitposting

A fluffy, hairy balloon of mold about 5x the volume of the source poop
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-12-18 17:39:04

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromTheFacebook

The image is a social media post showcasing a slice of what appears to be a "Baja Blast" pie from Taco Bell. The main subject is the pie itself, which has a vibrant green filling and a crust that looks like a graham cracker base. On top of the green filling are dollops of white cream, sprinkled with green zest. The pie is placed on a dark, textured surface, possibly a plate or a placemat. A black plastic fork is positioned next to the pie, suggesting it is ready to be eaten. To the left, ther…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-11-22 03:16:01

#Shitposting #Shitpost #ShamelesslyStolenFromTheOtherSite #fallout4 …

oli - Civilfallout (UK) X @civilfallout This is the sort of thing you'll see in a Fallout terminal along with two skeletons nearby who died fighting each other @ Kevlar @CEOOfSIudge I have an alarm set every 37 minutes that emits a frequency only my neighbor Greg can hear | hate him so much 12:09 PM - Oct 27, 2024
@stargazer@woof.tech
2026-01-07 23:30:38
Content warning: Scars on animals

Every friggin time that I hear about a "personal brand".
#shitpost

A close-up image shows a section of a dark brown animal's skin with a brand. The brand consists of a stylized horseshoe forming a letter “M”. The skin texture is smooth with short dark hair visible above the branded area. The brand is a raised, dark brown imprint on the skin.
@raysofred@discordian.social
2025-10-27 08:22:22

Youtube: Where did the Poop go? #shitpost

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-18 19:07:06

Dear folks at Frank's Red Hot™ marketing department:
#Shitpost #ShitPosting #IPutThatShitOnEverything <…

The image is a close-up shot of a bag of "Frank's RedHot Spicy Gummy Bears." The bag is the central focus, positioned slightly off-center. The bag is predominantly red, with a gradient effect that transitions from a deeper red at the top to a lighter, orange-red towards the bottom. The brand name "Frank's RedHot" is prominently displayed in large, bold, white letters with a red outline. Beneath this, "ORIGINAL / ORIGINALE" is written in smaller text. The product description "SPICY GUMMY BEARS …
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-11-17 18:46:05

#ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore #shitpost #shitposting

We can all quit. This guy found the stick of all sticks.
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-11-17 18:52:27

#ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore
#shitpost
#shitposting

qualitative research/quantitative research
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-16 16:52:19

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The image is a graphic presenting data about job losses in the U.S. manufacturing sector. The background is a dark gray. The top of the image features text in white, bold font stating "BREAKING: The U.S. lost 68,000 manufacturing jobs last year in the wake of Trump's tariffs." Below this, smaller text reads "CUMULATIVE CHANGE IN MANUFACTURING EMPLOYMENT, 2025." The main visual element is a line graph illustrating a decline. The graph's y-axis, labeled in white, indicates cumulative change in m…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-11-16 16:49:55

I occasionally stop by Reddit for a couple of chuckles. As per usual - the magic is always in the comments
#ShamelesslyStolenFromReddit #shitpost #shitposting

The image is a meme presented in a Reddit post, consisting of a split image and a caption. Above the split image, the text reads "No one: Humans during sex:". The left half of the split image features a cartoonish depiction of a person, seemingly a woman, wearing a cowboy hat and sitting in the driver's seat of a car. The person is looking forward and holding the steering wheel. Below this image, there is a calculator with the equation "100 - 31" displayed. The right half of the split image pre…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-11-16 19:12:34

#ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore #shitpost #shitposting

Hurt CoPain @SaeedDiCaprio my professor scared me for a second You have attachment issues. Please fix it. 12:01 AM To You Sorry for the confusion, | meant the file attachment.
@stargazer@woof.tech
2026-01-01 00:53:14

Wow, that's literally me.
(в кружці якобс монарх пополам з молоком)
#shitpost

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-15 16:55:20

How about . . . "No"
#Shitpost #Shitposting #ChatGPT

The image shows a screenshot of an email from ChatGPT. The email's subject is "You + ChatGPT Images". At the top of the email, we see the sender's information: "ChatGPT" with a checkmark indicating verification, and the email address "<noreply@email.openai.com>". The time of the email is displayed as "9:05 AM (32 minutes ago)". The email body starts with the ChatGPT logo and the title "ChatGPT" in large, bold text. Beneath it is the slogan "Bring ideas to life with just a few words" in a large…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-14 20:47:17

#Shitpost
#Shitposting
#ShamelesslystolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

The image is a meme with a humorous juxtaposition of objects and text. The background is a street scene, likely a residential area, with a paved road curving slightly. There are several cars present, including a large white truck in the foreground, two other cars further down the road, and a white car on the right side. The road surface is grey, and there is a green hedge bordering the right side of the road. In the foreground, the image features two hands, one holding a lit cigarette and the …
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-14 15:16:46

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

Matt O'Brien @ObsoleteDogma Billy Joel could do a whole new We Didn’t Start the Fire just about the last week
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-12-21 17:54:04

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromTheOtherSite #ElonMusk …

Elon Musk @ x @elonmusk The future is going to be AMAZING with Al and robots enabling sustainable ABUNDANCE for all! More Perfect Union on Elon Musk: We Can Put A Man On Mars In 10 Years By Scott Austin April 26.2011 at 12:37 ET
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-12 02:26:55

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The image shows a can of "Vegetarische Curry Madras" (Vegetarian Curry Madras) placed on an orange surface. The can is primarily white with orange lettering. The text "VEGETARISCHE CURRY MADRAS" is written in large, stylized orange letters across the front. Various illustrations of ingredients are also present, including tomatoes, chili peppers, a mango slice, and green pods. A black banner near the bottom reads "100% VEGAN 1 à 2 porties" (1 to 2 portions). There is a green and yellow vegan ce…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-12 21:53:33

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NerfNoodle - X.com @nerfnoodle The fact that women go “hey can you not take off my clothes with ai” and some men are going “yeah well you post pics so you are asking for it” about sums up why the “male loneliness epidemic” exists 10:20AM - 12/31/25 - 684K Views © 342 1 76K © 60K [A 12x 1x)
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-12-13 02:56:57

#ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore #Shitpost #Shitposting

The image presents a humorous take on a "Breaking News" scenario. At the top, in bold, black text, it reads "BREAKING NEWS". Below, also in black, smaller text states "MILITARY SHOOTS DOWN FOREIGN SMUGGLER ATTEMPTING TO INVADE US AIRSPACE". The main visual element is what appears to be a thermal or infrared image, rendered in shades of gray. In the center, a dark silhouette of Santa's sleigh, pulled by reindeer, is visible. It is presented as if captured by military surveillance. The sleigh an…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-12-13 03:23:41

I used to work at McDonald's in my youth. Can confirm
#ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore #Shitpost

The image is a humorous meme composed of three distinct sections, playfully suggesting an unconventional method for the production of McDonald's apple pie filling. The top left section displays an industrial scene with a bright orange, molten substance being poured from a metal container. The substance has a flowing, lava-like appearance, suggesting extreme heat and viscosity. The background shows industrial equipment and a metallic structure. The top right section is in black and white and d…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-11-11 01:53:52

#shitpost #shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

The image features a man in a suit, presumably giving a presentation. He stands in front of a white board with the words "5,000 Year Mortgages" written on it. The man is the central figure, and his posture suggests he is in the middle of speaking, gesturing with both hands open. He is wearing a dark blue suit with a white shirt and a dark tie. The background setting appears to be an office or a similar interior space. There is a lamp visible on the left side of the frame, partially obscured, w…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-12-12 19:38:46

https[:]//bsky[.]app/profile/matthewseiji.com/post/3lwequykpgc2g
#ShamelesslyStolenFromBlueSky #Shitpost #Shitposting

Matthew @matthewseiji.com It's 2050 and a teen girl is torrenting a .tar.gz file of all the consciousnesses of all the tech bros who uploaded themselves into the cloud in a bid for immortality and modding them into The Sims 4
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-12-10 02:16:35

#Shitpost #Shitposting
At this point - I have to imagine that there is enough of a grassroots movement to get support behind the industrialization of a process of just constantly chucking weasels into the large hadron collider to try to get back to the original timeline that we could h…

I guess apples have advertisements on them now...
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-12-11 16:58:08

#ShamelesslyStolenFromTumblr #Shitpost #Shitposting

lizzibennet waking up everyday is just like. good morning sun. good morning sky. good morning evergrowing festering pit of primordial rage inside of me. good morning birds
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-11-11 01:01:45

#ShamelesslyStolenFromTumblr #shitpost #shitposting

humanityinahandbag shakespork i know i wouldnt survive in an austen novel because someone would be britishly, discretely rude to me and i would be completely unable to restrain myself from calling them a cunt to their face shakespork my detested rival: why, madam, you look so drawn and pale today! does the small size of your estate not give you enough freedom to take in the sun? me: listen you waxy, lemon-faced bitch, , my-insanity.-is-an artform Rich, eccentric, elderly widow Lady pe…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-11-09 19:31:15

#shitpost #shitposting

The image shows a humorous scene centered around a pool area. The main focus is a white sign attached to a metal fence. The sign is the focal point, with black text that reads "PATRONS WITH UNUSUALLY LARGE GENITALIA SHOULD NOT ENTER THE POOL WATER". Above the sign, in a larger, bolder font, the text "WAS GONNA GO FOR A SWIM BUT..." is superimposed, adding to the comedic effect. The background reveals a typical outdoor pool area. A circular pool with light blue water is visible, surrounded by a…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-12-10 02:13:15

#ShamelesslyStolenFromTumblr #Shitpost #Shitposting

sandersstudies Pets love to show up like Hello i am Mystery Wet :) marlynnofmany Me: "Cat, why? Where has this tail been?" Cat: "Perhaps | explored the tub after your shower. Perhaps | sat too close to the sink. Perhaps it is pee. | love our little mysteries."
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-09 21:02:19

Surprisingly affordable - even with the tariffs.
#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

The image presents a close-up view of a sign, likely a cafe menu board, mounted on a brick wall. The sign is rectangular with a gold-colored frame and a white background. "TODAY'S SPECIALS" is displayed at the top in bold, red letters. Below this, the board is divided, with a section containing the featured special: "CRUSHING DYSTOPIAN SADNESS" and to the right, the price "2.55". The font on the board is a simple, sans-serif style. The brick wall is a mix of red and brown bricks, with visible …
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-12-06 19:25:36

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslySto=enFromTumblr

genderfluid-druid hurr hurr I'm a human body hurr hurr I'm gonna solve all my problems using mucus genderfluid-druid "i require more fluids" well what did you do with the fluids | already gave you. hmm? did you make more mucus with them? you made more mucus with them.
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-07 07:25:43

#AISlop #shitpost #shitposting

The image is a screenshot of a Google search result on a smartphone or tablet. The background is dark gray. At the top, the Google logo is displayed in white. A search bar is prominent, with the query "is it 2027 next year" typed inside. The search bar has a magnifying glass icon on the left for the search function, an "X" icon for clearing the search, and a microphone icon on the right for voice search. To the top right of the screen is a circular icon with the letter "B" inside. Above the se…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-12-04 03:38:21

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromTumblr

So my family has a Gay Pirate Plate. Stay with me. We do not know how the hell the Gay Pirate Plate was first acquired. This being a point of contention is actually pretty plot-relevant; the saga of the Gay Pirate Plate began with my grandmother and her sister, who, for some ungodly reason, both BADLY wanted the Gay Pirate Plate and believed it to be rightfully theirs. I should back up, firstly, to establish: The Gay Pirate Plate is the cheapest, tackiest, ugliest plate in existence. It is in …
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-12-04 03:35:39

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromTumblr

everydaywomble but here's the thing
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-12-04 02:07:41

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At no point in this headline did I know what the next word was going to be pro-fangiris-unsocial-life po @letitrainathousandfiames gasbreakdip Spanish porn star Nacho Vidal, who likes to advertise his aromatic candles shaped like male genitalia on Twitter, has been arrested on manslaughter charges following a man's death during a mystic ritual in which he inhaled psychedelic toad venom @AFP
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-12-04 15:21:52

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Me listening to songs about drugs and murder on my way to pick up Pepto Bismol because my tummy hurts
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-12-19 21:19:49

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromTumblr
#christmas

A SECOND TURTLEDOVE HAS HIT THE PEAR TREE #ShamelesslyStolenFromTumblr #christmas #thetwelvedaysofchristmas #partridgeinapeartree
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-12-03 01:17:54

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromReddit

Dan Carney My ketamine dealer isn't doing his Black Friday sale this year bc he lost all his money investing in a company that makes labubus you can fuck i.gyazo.com > whorblox ven Nov 30 a tale as old as time bubbleteadever -. Nov 30 could happen to any of us really
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-12-02 22:55:20

What unholy clucker-fuck fusion of cuisines is this?
I
MUST
GET
ONE
#Shitpost #Shitposting

The image is an advertisement for a Papa John's Butter Chicken Pizza. The background is a solid, dark reddish-brown color. At the top of the image, the Papa John's logo is displayed in white, slightly curved letters. Below, the words "BUTTER CHICKEN PIZZA" are prominently featured in large, white, bold letters with a red outline. The word "CHICKEN" has a stylized red chicken head graphic to its right. Beneath the pizza title, the ad copy reads "BUTTER CHICKEN. MADE BETTER." in yellow, bold le…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-12-01 15:02:05

I think that this could be a plot device for a modern day remake of Conan The Barbarian.
#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

The image captures a playful scene in what appears to be a European town square. The primary focus is a large, mobile phone charger, cleverly designed to resemble a tractor. This contraption features a massive black tire, a beige wheel hub, and a rectangular housing that holds a large, mock-up smartphone with a charging cable plugged in. The phrase "Push N Go" is prominently displayed on the side of the device. A man in a brown jumpsuit and a cap is seen pushing the charger, positioned on the …
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-11-29 00:09:03

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

How many colours of the alphabet does it take to taste math? - Left - Right
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-11-30 14:52:57

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merry twigsmas @notpixietit im employed at starbucks and we live in hell. the word Xmas is BANNED, we are only allowed to say happy holidays my coworker asked a child what santa would bring her & a manager overheard they took him out & shot him in the head. they fucking shot him in the head
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-12-29 14:19:34

#Shitpost #Shitposting #MaybeBillHicksWasRightAboutAdvertising

The image is a social media post, likely a meme or humorous observation. It features a photo of a display of paper coffee cups with various labels, accompanied by text. The main focus of the image is the stacked coffee cups. They are arranged in multiple columns. Each cup has a different color and a label with a word or phrase, presumably related to topics for discussion. The labels include "Artificial intelligence," "Marketing & Sales," and "Innovation." There's a sign in front of the cups th…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-11-27 21:51:23

#Shitpost #Shitposting

Darmok for Tenagra
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-11-28 05:00:10

#Shitposting #Shitpost

Bethany Elliott @bethanyaelliott.bsky.social I made a "how do you do, fellow kids?" joke to someone in their mid 20s who, it turns out, was too young to have heard of that meme. So "how do you do, fellow kids?" is now an example of "how do you do, fellow kids?" November 7, 2025 at 9:28 AM MUSIC BAND HOW DO YOU DO, FELLOW KIDS?
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-11-27 19:01:00

I'm not saying that I'd be telling folks that I won the lottery - but there would be signs.
#Shitposting #Shitpost #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

Someone working on an apartment A/C unit that looks suspiciously like a very large GPU
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-16 22:36:05

#Shitpost #ShitPosting #Verizon #CanYouHearMeNow

The image is a still from the television show "Little House on the Prairie." The image depicts a family of five. On the left, a man wearing a light-brown cowboy hat, a pink and white striped shirt with suspenders, and brown pants is kneeling down. He has a dark complexion and dark hair. He is looking at the camera and smiling. He is holding a young girl dressed in a pink dress, white tights, and black shoes. She is wearing a blue bonnet and holding a doll. The girl is also smiling at the camera…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-12-28 14:57:43

Surely ... Surely there is a better way to phrase this?
#CalgaryFlames #EdmontonOilers #Shitpost

The image captures a dynamic moment from an ice hockey game. The scene is dominated by two main figures: a goalie in a red, yellow, and white uniform and a player in a blue, white, and orange uniform. The goalie, wearing a mask and full protective gear, is in a defensive stance, leaning low to the ice near the goal net. His equipment, including pads and gloves, is designed to protect him from the puck. The goalie's stick is held in front of him, likely in an attempt to block an incoming shot. …
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2026-01-16 17:31:59

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The image features former President Donald Trump and another woman, standing side-by-side and holding a framed document. Trump, positioned on the left, is wearing a dark blue suit with a red and navy patterned tie. He has a wide, beaming smile. His hair is styled in a familiar comb-over. He holds the frame in both hands. To his right, the woman is wearing a cream-colored outfit, including a blazer and a blouse. She has dark hair, and a small American flag pin is affixed to her blazer. Both indi…
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2026-01-12 17:25:53

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sladegrayson1 So weird to me that people who grew up rooting for Luke Skywalker would now watch Star Wars and be like, "His aunt and uncle would still be alive if they had just complied with the stormtroopers."
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2026-01-06 16:18:53

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The image is a vertical compilation of several elements, suggesting a commentary on political events related to Venezuela. At the top, there is a section labelled "Politico," with a headline: "'Don't expect troops on the ground,' Johnson says after Venezuela briefing." Beneath this, there's a photograph depicting a man, presumably Johnson, speaking into multiple microphones. Several other people stand behind him, some holding phones and cameras, suggesting a press conference or briefing. The s…