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@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-07-06 15:03:59

♫ When a problem comes along . . . ♪
#Shitpost #Shitposting #Devo

The image shows a shelf in a store with several boxes of Dare Whippet Dark Chocolate Marshmallow Cookies. The main focus is on a box in the center, which is prominently displayed. The box has a purple background with a stylized wave of dark brown and gold. The brand name "Whippet" is written in large, white, sans-serif letters across the top half of the box. Below the brand name, there's a circular badge that says "MADE WITH REAL CHOCOLATE" in white text. The central image on the box is a clos…
@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-05-06 17:49:27

If YouTube is where the poop is, then where is the piss? #shitpost

@floheinstein@chaos.social
2026-07-01 12:43:24
Content warning: What do you call the art of being able to replicate a data center after sniffing its vent shaft?

Colo-nose-copy.
#infosec #dadjoke #shitpost

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-07-04 16:49:39

#Shitpost #shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

The image features a humorous meme overlaid on a photograph. The text at the top of the image reads "Do not forget to leave some Mac formatted floppy disks out tonight for Jeff Goldblum so he can upload a virus to an alien mothership tomorrow." The photograph itself shows a white plate filled with several black 3.5-inch floppy disks. These disks appear to be vintage technology. To the right of the floppy disks, a small white card is propped up, displaying the handwritten text "FOR JEFF" in bla…
@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-05-04 19:21:32

Seriously, what is with nonwhite white supremacists? I’m glad you think I’m awesome but you don’t need to do all that #shitpost

“Who’s a white supremacist” *everyone raises hand* “Who’s actually White IRL” *nobody raises hand*
@stargazer@woof.tech
2026-05-03 12:18:47

#shitpost

A screenshot of a text-based social media post. The user handle at the top reads "wailtothethief:". The main text of the post says: "Fuck I'm walking downtown and I pass a group of guys staring at me and I think 'great catcall time' but then one guy goes 'you look like you could kill a man a million different ways with just your bare hands'. This. This is an acceptable comment to give a girl on the street."
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-06-03 14:18:28

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

Important Question: How would baguettes move?
@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-05-04 16:49:08

Browsing Facebook as an act of self harm #shitpost

@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-05-04 16:13:38

“I need unproblematic queer media”
*panicking* “uh uhhhhh Pink Flamingos?”
#shitpost #queer

@stargazer@woof.tech
2026-06-30 23:55:24

Кіберпанк, на який ми заслужили.
Хай тек, лоу лайф.
#shitpost #AI #kek

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-06-30 16:19:09

I'd rather have it and not need it than need it and not have it.
#Shitpost #Shitposting #OpenCarry

The image is a close-up, waist-level shot of a person wearing a black t-shirt and camouflage-patterned pants. Attached to the person's belt is a black holster, commonly used for carrying a firearm. However, instead of a weapon, a yellow wrapper with the words "CHEESE BURGER" printed in large, bold, orange letters is sticking out of the holster. The wrapper appears to be from a fast-food item, likely a cheeseburger. The person's hand is visible on the left side of the frame, resting near the hol…
@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-05-02 18:23:22

Telsas as gender neutral bathrooms #shitpost

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-04-28 02:12:45

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

Dexerto @Dexerto A viral browser extension forces you to stop scrolling by sending a giant cat onto your screen Cat Gatekeeper blocks social media with an unremovable cat overlay until your break timer ends
@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-05-02 01:22:16

It’s me, I’m the American idiot #shitpost

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-05-29 12:19:45

#shitPost #shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

The image is a screenshot of a social media post, likely from Twitter, featuring a headline and two accompanying photographs. The headline, prominently displayed at the top in white text against a black background, reads "JUST IN: Nobel prize winner builds a solar device that can pull 1,000 liters of clean water from air everyday". A small, circular icon resembling a red star or a light source is to the left of the "JUST IN" text. The image is split vertically into two panels. The left panel…
@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-05-01 23:34:52

The Europeans see us Americans as slobs who guzzle burgers and lexipro and I hate myself whenever I take meds and eat burgers because I hate proving that stereotype correct #shitpost #us

@stargazer@woof.tech
2026-05-28 10:51:08

#shitpost #neurodivergent #kek

A screenshot of a thread on the social media app Threads. The top post, from user "lazer.goblin", reads, "Gay people have a gaydar when they sense a person is gay. But what do neurodivergent people have when they sense a person a person is neurodivergent?" A reply from user "brookestarpsychic" reads, "Suspectrum".
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-06-26 02:14:10

#ShitPost #Shitposting #NetworkingMeme

Image of a GBIC, overlayed with text "Is this a vape?"
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-05-27 17:26:40

#Shitposting #Shitpost #ShamelesslyStolenFromTheOtherSite

The image displays a social media post featuring a woman playing an accordion on a stage. The top part of the image shows a post from "aiirbearmusic" asking "how do neurodivergent people flirt" with engagement metrics like likes, comments, shares, and views. Below this, there's a preview of a video or image from user "honest2betsy". The main visual element is a woman in the lower half of the image. She is wearing a black and white polka dot outfit, with fishnet stockings. She is holding a red …
@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-04-29 15:42:31

When we say “all cops”, we just mean your uncle. Fuck him. #acab #shitpost

@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-05-29 18:35:38

I’m just here to post concerning content that might eventually get me on some sort of list #shitpost

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-04-23 17:01:46

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

boozician 17h Please explain the difference between Hamlet and MacBeth. wellfed_wellread 10h Hamlet - Man think think think. Too much think. Not much DO. Bad things happen. Big sad. Macbeth - man DO DO DO! Not enough think. Bad things happen. Big messy.
@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-05-29 18:33:31

Games are BAD they make you MAD #gaming #shitpost #postal2

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-06-21 07:16:21

#Shitpost #shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

they should do a remake of west side story but place it in 1400s Italy and have it two warring families instead of gangs
@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-04-26 16:37:18

I’ve seen many insufferable ads in my time, but “avoid the sad trombonist” might he what drives me to suicide. #shitpost #advertising #ads

@stargazer@woof.tech
2026-04-16 03:55:17

муд
#shitpost #politics

@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-04-24 16:41:37

#shitpost #meme #cat

your brain tricks you into thinking
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-06-16 17:46:48

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromTheOtherSite

Jelly Roll and wife Bunnie Xo divorcing after nearly 10 years of marriage Steve Byrne @stevebyrnelive If a former meth cooking, drug dealer, prison convict, turned country rap star with tattoos on his face can’t make a relationship work with a single mom, former stripper & Las Vegas escort who asked for an open marriage, then who can?
@stargazer@woof.tech
2026-06-14 20:09:01

I can't possibly make this better that it already is
#shitpost #AI #kek

A screenshot of a Google search results page for the query "What if it is all bullshit". An "AI Overview" section displays the text, "If it is all bullshit, then every grand narrative, institution, and expectation you've been handed is just a story someone else invented. Realizing this can either trigger a terrifying existential crisis or unlock ultimate liberation, depending on what you do next." Below the overview, a link reads "Reddit · r/etymology +1" . Further below there is a heading ti…
@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-04-24 16:27:00

I have a phobia of abs and would like exposure therapy, please #shitpost

@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-06-24 02:16:35

#meme #shitpost

TheCrownedMedia I fucking hate the beatles, every last one of them, Jongo, Mongo, Bongo, and Gongo, they can all die for all I care
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-06-14 00:28:28

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromTheFacebook

So | just woke up and my first thought was “what if in the four horsemen of the apocalypse, pestilence was one of those anti- vax moms?” quite frankly the four white suburban soccer-moms of the apocalypse would scare me way more War is the one constantly screaming at retail workers Famine is a diet nut, one of the really annoying ones who is all ‘OMG PALEO IS THE TRUE WAY TO EAT AND IF YOU DON'T EAT PALEO YOU'RE GOING TO DIE OF CANCER’ Death drives a minivan
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-06-13 18:50:53

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromTheFacebook

The image shows a screenshot of a social media post. At the top, there are two user profiles displayed. The first is a profile with a verified blue checkmark next to the username "i like fo..." and a small circular avatar of a person eating from a bag. The second profile, below the first, has a username "insane jump by BOOick lesabre" and a circular avatar of a man wearing a hat and overalls. The text of the post reads "Never wearing overalls again". Below the text, a receipt is partially visib…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-06-12 23:34:47

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromTheFacebook

The image displays a news article with a headline that reads "Elon Musk loses trillionaire status after accidentally running a 6-hour AI task with Fable 5". Below the headline, a subheading states "Musk reportedly saw the Anthropic bill and fainted". The article is attributed to Paloma Chavez and Kimberlee Speakman, and it was published on June 12, 2026, at 09:57 AM EDT. A small speech bubble icon indicates "26 COMMENTS". The lower part of the image features a portrait of Elon Musk. He is wear…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-06-13 18:24:40

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromTheFacebook

The image shows a white ceramic mug with a black interior and handle. The mug has text and an image printed on its exterior. The text at the top of the mug reads, "To all the side chicks" in a stylized black font. Below the text, there is an image of a man and a woman, presumably King Charles III and Queen Camilla, standing side-by-side. The man is on the left, wearing a formal black suit with a blue sash and medals. The woman is on the right, wearing a light-colored dress and a tiara, with a b…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-05-12 22:37:58

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

The image displays the cover art for an audiobook titled "A Modest Proposal" by Jonathan Swift, accompanied by a caption suggesting the design is incongruous with the book's content. The cover is divided into three horizontal sections. The top section features a subtle, pale yellow background with an intricate, swirling floral or vine-like pattern in a slightly darker shade of yellow. This pattern is ornate and somewhat abstract, creating a decorative border. The middle section is a distinct …
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-06-12 18:20:57

#Shitpost #Shitposting #Babylon5

The image is a graphic design featuring bold, stylized text against a vibrant, solid royal blue background. The primary focus is the word "ZATHRAS" rendered in large, uppercase letters. These letters are a bright, warm orange with a distinct red outline, giving them a three-dimensional, embossed appearance. The shadows cast by the red outline suggest light coming from the top left. Below "ZATHRAS," and slightly to the left, is the word "FOR" in a smaller, italicized font, also in the same oran…
@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-04-16 23:56:52

#meme #shitpost

Aesthetic text over a silhouette of a horse that says “I throw my hands up in the air sometimes”
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-06-14 02:38:09

The NDA restricts what I can say about the incident, but to make a long story short - suffice it to say that I'm banned from the state of New Jersey.
#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromTheFacebook

Hello, welcome to another episode of Bad Design. What the f*** did Tim do?
@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-06-17 02:31:03

There is no right way to be trans but there is a wrong way and it’s probably what I’m doing #trans #shitpost

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-06-11 03:16:48

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

why should i have to "find a therapist". personally i think the therapists should all be fighting over who gets to be the one to delve into my beautiful mind
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-06-11 02:52:21

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslySTolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

The image shows a cat dangling upside down from a hole in a white, textured ceiling. The cat is predominantly white with patches of orange fur on its head, back, and tail. Its body is extended downwards, with its legs bent, as if it's caught or trying to maneuver through the opening. The hole in the ceiling appears to be roughly rectangular, revealing a dark space behind it. The ceiling itself is made of square panels with a raised pattern. A shadow cast by something outside the frame stretches…
@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-04-17 16:09:12

#trans #cat #shitpost

Trans flag overlay over cat screaming FUCK YEAH TRANS RIGHTS
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-06-11 16:13:53

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

The image is a parody of a book cover, designed to be humorous and provocative. The title, "Everything I don't like is DEI," is displayed prominently at the top in bold black text. Below it, in slightly smaller but still bold black letters, is the word "DEI." Further down, the subtitle reads "A BOOK FOR BASIC DICKHEADS" in black, sans-serif font. The main visual element is a cartoon illustration of a man with short, reddish-brown hair, wearing an orange long-sleeved shirt. He is leaning over t…
@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-06-14 00:16:43

Rate the fit #shitpost #meme #bisexual

Data Center? No thanks, I’d rather date a bisexual woman.
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-06-11 03:06:20

#FrankieBoyle #Shitpost #Shitposting

The image is a meme featuring two horizontal panels, each depicting a close-up of Frankie Boyle, a middle-aged man with reddish-brown hair and beard, wearing glasses and an orange vest over a green jacket. Both panels have white text superimposed on them. In the top panel, the man is looking slightly off-camera to his left with a contemplative expression. The text reads: "I've often struggled with sociability." The background is blurred green foliage, with hints of grape clusters. A small BBC …
@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-06-14 02:18:13

Rate instance of the Babylon Bee actually posting something funny #humor #shitpost

Study: Hate Clicks Are A Major Source Of Web Traffic And Also 'The Princess Bride' Is A Trash Movie That Only Stupid People Like
@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-05-13 02:38:50

What are the oranges for, Jeremy? #shitpost #thequartering

@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-06-12 16:18:48

RIP me #selfie #shitpost

Guy with red wolf ears and a bandana holding a fake blue blaster gun to his head
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-06-01 18:34:05

#USPol #Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

friendostradick Removal of his name from the Kennedy Center should be received like the fall of the Berlin Wall. People need to be gathering and partying there. Make it so big that media almost HAVE to cover it. Drive the Mad King even madder.
@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-05-10 21:04:55

Youtube recommended #shitpost

Emily whispers, "I love you" to Nat (me) The House Of GloryHoundz (NATRIX-Mermaid BIBVD) - 41 views - 21 hours ago
@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-06-10 19:42:56

#tadc #shitpost

1,420 comments John Egbert’s number one fan Jax is racist not transfem
@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-06-11 17:50:15

#meme #shitpost

I LIVED IT: I Tried on a Mood Ring and It Screamed and Screamed and Screamed
@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-05-14 00:22:08

#thequartering #shitpost

@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-04-10 16:07:44

Family Guy #familyguy #shitpost

Best Suicides | family guy | Peter Griffin | compilation Shiny Shorts - 476K views - 3 years ago
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-06-26 19:22:28

#Shitpost #Shitposting #AI #HangingWithDrZ
If it looks like a duck, and hallucinates l…

People are afraid of AI, but AI can do anything. It can figure out complex mathematical problems. It can create an entire business infrastructure. It can deliver any visual image. And it also has late-stage dementia. And the AI creators say, no, it's not dementia. It just has hallucinations. Like my grandfather had, when he was suffering from late-stage dementia. And when that happened, we took away his driver's license. We didn't put him in charge of a call center.