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@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-06-16 17:46:48

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Jelly Roll and wife Bunnie Xo divorcing after nearly 10 years of marriage Steve Byrne @stevebyrnelive If a former meth cooking, drug dealer, prison convict, turned country rap star with tattoos on his face can’t make a relationship work with a single mom, former stripper & Las Vegas escort who asked for an open marriage, then who can?
@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-04-16 23:56:52

#meme #shitpost

Aesthetic text over a silhouette of a horse that says “I throw my hands up in the air sometimes”
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-18 14:35:13

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trish @ULTRAGLOSS stretching my back isn’t enough i need to take out my spine and wring it out like a towel
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-18 14:28:55

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I don't understand how are you constantly getting banned? Me:
@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-06-17 02:31:03

There is no right way to be trans but there is a wrong way and it’s probably what I’m doing #trans #shitpost

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-18 14:19:06

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Bloody Marys just hit differently when you make them yourself
@stargazer@woof.tech
2026-04-16 03:55:17

муд
#shitpost #politics

@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-04-17 16:09:12

#trans #cat #shitpost

Trans flag overlay over cat screaming FUCK YEAH TRANS RIGHTS
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-18 14:07:56

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Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau Everyone is fighting a battle you don’t know about. Except for me. | am complaining loudly about my battle. Everybody knows about it.
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-18 14:07:03

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Yar, the internet be a cruel mistress.
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-18 14:03:30

#Shitpost #Shitpositng #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

Servers need body cams so y'all can see how y'all act in a restaurant
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-18 14:01:49

This is what they took from us
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The image displays a close-up, slightly angled view of an old, rectangular metal tin, likely for throat pastilles. The tin has a distressed, aged appearance with visible scratches and wear, particularly along the edges and surfaces, revealing hints of a lighter metal underneath. The background is a textured white surface. The tin features an ornate design with a dominant color palette of orange, teal, and yellow. The outer border is a teal band decorated with a repeating pattern of small, styl…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-18 16:07:23

Comedian Gianmarco Soresi on psychopaths.
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gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi It’s other people’s introspection that built the world that allows psychopaths like this to thrive and | think it's gonna take some more introspection to figure out how to fix it More Perfect Union @lorePerfectUs- 21h Billionaire Marc Andreessen says he has "zero" introspection, and that the idea itself is a modern invention. ap 4 \: . a) Sh - tog he SN NIESESER TW
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-18 14:42:19

@…
#Shitpost #Shitposting

imprisoned for his war crimes
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-18 14:32:44

#MemesOfTheAncient #Shitpost #Shitposting

what the cinnamon toast fuck is this
@stargazer@woof.tech
2026-06-14 20:09:01

I can't possibly make this better that it already is
#shitpost #AI #kek

A screenshot of a Google search results page for the query "What if it is all bullshit". An "AI Overview" section displays the text, "If it is all bullshit, then every grand narrative, institution, and expectation you've been handed is just a story someone else invented. Realizing this can either trigger a terrifying existential crisis or unlock ultimate liberation, depending on what you do next." Below the overview, a link reads "Reddit · r/etymology +1" . Further below there is a heading ti…
@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-06-14 00:16:43

Rate the fit #shitpost #meme #bisexual

Data Center? No thanks, I’d rather date a bisexual woman.
@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-06-14 02:18:13

Rate instance of the Babylon Bee actually posting something funny #humor #shitpost

Study: Hate Clicks Are A Major Source Of Web Traffic And Also 'The Princess Bride' Is A Trash Movie That Only Stupid People Like
@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-05-14 00:22:08

#thequartering #shitpost

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-06-14 00:28:28

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So | just woke up and my first thought was “what if in the four horsemen of the apocalypse, pestilence was one of those anti- vax moms?” quite frankly the four white suburban soccer-moms of the apocalypse would scare me way more War is the one constantly screaming at retail workers Famine is a diet nut, one of the really annoying ones who is all ‘OMG PALEO IS THE TRUE WAY TO EAT AND IF YOU DON'T EAT PALEO YOU'RE GOING TO DIE OF CANCER’ Death drives a minivan
@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-05-13 02:38:50

What are the oranges for, Jeremy? #shitpost #thequartering

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-06-13 18:50:53

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromTheFacebook

The image shows a screenshot of a social media post. At the top, there are two user profiles displayed. The first is a profile with a verified blue checkmark next to the username "i like fo..." and a small circular avatar of a person eating from a bag. The second profile, below the first, has a username "insane jump by BOOick lesabre" and a circular avatar of a man wearing a hat and overalls. The text of the post reads "Never wearing overalls again". Below the text, a receipt is partially visib…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-06-13 18:24:40

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The image shows a white ceramic mug with a black interior and handle. The mug has text and an image printed on its exterior. The text at the top of the mug reads, "To all the side chicks" in a stylized black font. Below the text, there is an image of a man and a woman, presumably King Charles III and Queen Camilla, standing side-by-side. The man is on the left, wearing a formal black suit with a blue sash and medals. The woman is on the right, wearing a light-colored dress and a tiara, with a b…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-06-14 02:38:09

The NDA restricts what I can say about the incident, but to make a long story short - suffice it to say that I'm banned from the state of New Jersey.
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Hello, welcome to another episode of Bad Design. What the f*** did Tim do?
@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-06-11 17:50:15

#meme #shitpost

I LIVED IT: I Tried on a Mood Ring and It Screamed and Screamed and Screamed
@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-06-12 16:18:48

RIP me #selfie #shitpost

Guy with red wolf ears and a bandana holding a fake blue blaster gun to his head
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-05-12 22:37:58

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The image displays the cover art for an audiobook titled "A Modest Proposal" by Jonathan Swift, accompanied by a caption suggesting the design is incongruous with the book's content. The cover is divided into three horizontal sections. The top section features a subtle, pale yellow background with an intricate, swirling floral or vine-like pattern in a slightly darker shade of yellow. This pattern is ornate and somewhat abstract, creating a decorative border. The middle section is a distinct …
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-06-12 18:20:57

#Shitpost #Shitposting #Babylon5

The image is a graphic design featuring bold, stylized text against a vibrant, solid royal blue background. The primary focus is the word "ZATHRAS" rendered in large, uppercase letters. These letters are a bright, warm orange with a distinct red outline, giving them a three-dimensional, embossed appearance. The shadows cast by the red outline suggest light coming from the top left. Below "ZATHRAS," and slightly to the left, is the word "FOR" in a smaller, italicized font, also in the same oran…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-06-12 23:34:47

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromTheFacebook

The image displays a news article with a headline that reads "Elon Musk loses trillionaire status after accidentally running a 6-hour AI task with Fable 5". Below the headline, a subheading states "Musk reportedly saw the Anthropic bill and fainted". The article is attributed to Paloma Chavez and Kimberlee Speakman, and it was published on June 12, 2026, at 09:57 AM EDT. A small speech bubble icon indicates "26 COMMENTS". The lower part of the image features a portrait of Elon Musk. He is wear…
@stargazer@woof.tech
2026-05-03 12:18:47

#shitpost

A screenshot of a text-based social media post. The user handle at the top reads "wailtothethief:". The main text of the post says: "Fuck I'm walking downtown and I pass a group of guys staring at me and I think 'great catcall time' but then one guy goes 'you look like you could kill a man a million different ways with just your bare hands'. This. This is an acceptable comment to give a girl on the street."
@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-05-10 21:04:55

Youtube recommended #shitpost

Emily whispers, "I love you" to Nat (me) The House Of GloryHoundz (NATRIX-Mermaid BIBVD) - 41 views - 21 hours ago
@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-06-10 19:42:56

#tadc #shitpost

1,420 comments John Egbert’s number one fan Jax is racist not transfem
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-06-11 03:16:48

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why should i have to "find a therapist". personally i think the therapists should all be fighting over who gets to be the one to delve into my beautiful mind
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-06-11 02:52:21

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The image shows a cat dangling upside down from a hole in a white, textured ceiling. The cat is predominantly white with patches of orange fur on its head, back, and tail. Its body is extended downwards, with its legs bent, as if it's caught or trying to maneuver through the opening. The hole in the ceiling appears to be roughly rectangular, revealing a dark space behind it. The ceiling itself is made of square panels with a raised pattern. A shadow cast by something outside the frame stretches…
@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-04-10 16:07:44

Family Guy #familyguy #shitpost

Best Suicides | family guy | Peter Griffin | compilation Shiny Shorts - 476K views - 3 years ago
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-06-11 16:13:53

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The image is a parody of a book cover, designed to be humorous and provocative. The title, "Everything I don't like is DEI," is displayed prominently at the top in bold black text. Below it, in slightly smaller but still bold black letters, is the word "DEI." Further down, the subtitle reads "A BOOK FOR BASIC DICKHEADS" in black, sans-serif font. The main visual element is a cartoon illustration of a man with short, reddish-brown hair, wearing an orange long-sleeved shirt. He is leaning over t…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-06-11 03:06:20

#FrankieBoyle #Shitpost #Shitposting

The image is a meme featuring two horizontal panels, each depicting a close-up of Frankie Boyle, a middle-aged man with reddish-brown hair and beard, wearing glasses and an orange vest over a green jacket. Both panels have white text superimposed on them. In the top panel, the man is looking slightly off-camera to his left with a contemplative expression. The text reads: "I've often struggled with sociability." The background is blurred green foliage, with hints of grape clusters. A small BBC …
@stargazer@woof.tech
2026-05-28 10:51:08

#shitpost #neurodivergent #kek

A screenshot of a thread on the social media app Threads. The top post, from user "lazer.goblin", reads, "Gay people have a gaydar when they sense a person is gay. But what do neurodivergent people have when they sense a person a person is neurodivergent?" A reply from user "brookestarpsychic" reads, "Suspectrum".
@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-05-06 17:49:27

If YouTube is where the poop is, then where is the piss? #shitpost

@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-04-06 19:02:35

#oc #shitpost #meme

A black cat with red hair wearing a red shirt that says "blood" with the caption "Blood Edge the Cat, Cool Cat's edgy brother.
@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-05-04 16:49:08

Browsing Facebook as an act of self harm #shitpost

@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-05-04 19:21:32

Seriously, what is with nonwhite white supremacists? I’m glad you think I’m awesome but you don’t need to do all that #shitpost

“Who’s a white supremacist” *everyone raises hand* “Who’s actually White IRL” *nobody raises hand*
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-06-03 14:18:28

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Important Question: How would baguettes move?
@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-05-04 16:13:38

“I need unproblematic queer media”
*panicking* “uh uhhhhh Pink Flamingos?”
#shitpost #queer

@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-05-02 18:23:22

Telsas as gender neutral bathrooms #shitpost

@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-05-02 01:22:16

It’s me, I’m the American idiot #shitpost

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-04-28 02:12:45

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Dexerto @Dexerto A viral browser extension forces you to stop scrolling by sending a giant cat onto your screen Cat Gatekeeper blocks social media with an unremovable cat overlay until your break timer ends
@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-05-01 23:34:52

The Europeans see us Americans as slobs who guzzle burgers and lexipro and I hate myself whenever I take meds and eat burgers because I hate proving that stereotype correct #shitpost #us

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-05-29 12:19:45

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The image is a screenshot of a social media post, likely from Twitter, featuring a headline and two accompanying photographs. The headline, prominently displayed at the top in white text against a black background, reads "JUST IN: Nobel prize winner builds a solar device that can pull 1,000 liters of clean water from air everyday". A small, circular icon resembling a red star or a light source is to the left of the "JUST IN" text. The image is split vertically into two panels. The left panel…
@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-03-30 17:44:14

Chick Tracts are perfect shitposts #shitpost #meme #chicktract

A plane about to hit the twin towers with the title WHO CARES?
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-05-27 17:26:40

#Shitposting #Shitpost #ShamelesslyStolenFromTheOtherSite

The image displays a social media post featuring a woman playing an accordion on a stage. The top part of the image shows a post from "aiirbearmusic" asking "how do neurodivergent people flirt" with engagement metrics like likes, comments, shares, and views. Below this, there's a preview of a video or image from user "honest2betsy". The main visual element is a woman in the lower half of the image. She is wearing a black and white polka dot outfit, with fishnet stockings. She is holding a red …
@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-05-29 18:35:38

I’m just here to post concerning content that might eventually get me on some sort of list #shitpost

@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-03-30 13:21:35

#meme #shitpost

A picture of a cat with a cigarette and beer that says “No substance I ever used was abused. It was loved.”
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-04-23 17:01:46

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boozician 17h Please explain the difference between Hamlet and MacBeth. wellfed_wellread 10h Hamlet - Man think think think. Too much think. Not much DO. Bad things happen. Big sad. Macbeth - man DO DO DO! Not enough think. Bad things happen. Big messy.
@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-05-29 18:33:31

Games are BAD they make you MAD #gaming #shitpost #postal2

@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-04-29 15:42:31

When we say “all cops”, we just mean your uncle. Fuck him. #acab #shitpost

@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-04-26 16:37:18

I’ve seen many insufferable ads in my time, but “avoid the sad trombonist” might he what drives me to suicide. #shitpost #advertising #ads

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-19 13:54:26

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Christians demonstrating how to properly read the bible:
@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-04-24 16:41:37

#shitpost #meme #cat

your brain tricks you into thinking
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-19 13:47:50

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The image is a meme overlayed with text that reads "I canceled a job interview today, so I could follow this guy around." Below the text is a photograph taken in what appears to be a parking lot, likely outside a large store or warehouse. In the foreground, a person is struggling to load a very long, bright orange plank of wood into the back of a silver car. The car's trunk is open, and the plank extends all the way through the interior, with its front end protruding out of the open driver's s…
@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-04-24 16:27:00

I have a phobia of abs and would like exposure therapy, please #shitpost

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-18 16:52:51

Me, trying to fit in with the Gen Ys by cursing out a thoughtless driver
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The image captures a scene from what appears to be a science fiction movie, set in a contemporary urban environment. In the foreground, three individuals are prominently featured. To the left, a man with grey hair wears a reddish-brown jacket with yellow accents on the shoulders and sleeve, over a black outfit. Next to him, a woman in a similar reddish-brown jacket and black skirt looks towards him. To the right, a man in a burgundy uniform with a light purple shirt and black belt is the most a…
@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-04-07 15:42:51

New #video #meme

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-06-01 18:34:05

#USPol #Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

friendostradick Removal of his name from the Kennedy Center should be received like the fall of the Berlin Wall. People need to be gathering and partying there. Make it so big that media almost HAVE to cover it. Drive the Mad King even madder.
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-21 03:31:25

#Shitpost #Shitposting #USPol #ShamelesslyStolenFromTheOtherSite

The image is a screenshot of a social media post, likely from Twitter. At the top, it shows the profile of "SonofLiberty357" with a verified blue checkmark and the handle "@SonofLiberty357". A "Follow" button is visible to the right. The main content of the post is a digitally altered image of Donald Trump. He is depicted from the chest up, wearing a dark suit, white shirt, and red tie. His expression is stern, and his eyes are glowing with an intense blue-white light, reminiscent of laser eye…