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@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-09-18 04:01:37

I bet you’re NAKED under those clothes, you freak #shitpost

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-09-18 23:37:30

I'm sOrrY I thOUghT tHiS Was AmERicA
#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomeWhereElseOnTheInternetSeriouslyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

@stargazer@woof.tech
2026-09-15 13:46:25

Я люблю людей.mp3
#shitpost #думкиВголос

A screenshot of a LinkedIn comment thread between users Liam Anderson and Jenna H C. The first comment by Liam Anderson reads, "'With all due respect' is actually brutally honest. It means 'I am giving you the respect that I think you deserve'." Jenna H C replies, "Liam Anderson But usually the amount due is zero..." Liam Anderson responds to Jenna H C, "Don't limit yourself - I've met plenty of people where the due amount is a negative number......"
@stargazer@woof.tech
2026-09-14 11:03:03

#shitpost

vertical image with a gradient background transitioning from blue at the top to purple at the bottom. Centered in the middle of the image is white, sans-serif text that reads, "why is Pilates pronounced that way and pirates isn't".
@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-10-11 19:46:54

#shitpost #meme #garfield

[Jon yelling at a deflated Garfield] GARFIELD! are you /j or /srs?!
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-10-17 01:52:20

#Shitpost #Shitposting #InternationalSkepticsDay

@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-10-08 04:34:09

Mental Illness is a competition and the most severe one wins #shitpost

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-08-16 16:19:01

#shitposting #shitpost #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomeWhereElseOnTheInternetSeriouslyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-08-06 14:45:01

Someone write a Google Doccy on me, I’m bored #shitpost

@stargazer@woof.tech
2026-10-07 13:41:09

#shitpost #DnD #kek

A screenshot of two social media posts on a dark background. The top post reads, "I have become chil, destroyer of chuck [@]MorganLeBlank · 12 год ... Now if only they 'transitioned' to a better system ohohohoho". Below the text is a still image of two puppets with white hair and mustaches sitting in front of bookshelves. The bottom post reads, "mouse ⚘️ 🏴 [@]VIOLENTARSONIST · 22 год ... instagram norifications have informed me that the dnd club i helped run in highschool has a 100% transition …
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-07-23 00:08:20

#ShitPost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

The thing about presenting a D&D party with some form of the Trolley Problem is they will somehow find a physics and morality bending 3rd option that kills everyone and then later use it as a story to tell other people how fun their D&D game is.
@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-10-03 14:57:51

Just rename all 50 states “America” #shitpost #uspol

@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-09-03 16:48:31

Remember that one superbowl where it was decided that we should want to fuck Mr. Clean? #shitpost #superbowl

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-07-22 12:47:00

Aome kinda advanced calculus gang seems yo have moved into the hood and is tagging things
#ShitPost #Shitposting

The image displays a close-up, overhead view of asphalt pavement marked with bright orange and red spray paint. The markings are abstract and appear to be symbols or directional indicators, possibly for utility work or surveying. The scene is dominated by the dark, textured surface of the asphalt, which is speckled with various shades of gray, black, and small, lighter-colored aggregate particles. A few wisps of dried grass and small twigs are scattered across the surface, particularly in the …
@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-10-03 20:44:51

The fediverse needs it's infamous generational bad take. Where is the fediverse's "Fastest Mario" post? #shitpost #mastodon #fediverse

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-07-20 19:33:31

#Shitpost #Shitposting #LiteralShitPosting

The image displays a bag of Taylor Farms Garden Salad. The bag has a deep red color and is transparent at the front, revealing the salad mixture inside. The salad consists of shredded iceberg lettuce, thinly sliced carrots, and bits of red cabbage. The Taylor Farms logo, a red oval with "Taylor Farms" written in white text and a green leaf design, is prominently featured on the upper part of the red packaging. Below the logo, "Garden Salad" is written in large white text. Smaller text beneath i…
@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-08-31 02:59:57

#shitpost #meme

u/CheesecakeWila 20 days ago - These lyrics came to me in an ambien induced dream Potential bars | walk around like my pussy itch cuz it does Last night i cried myself to sleep i needed a hug
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-10-18 13:02:35

#Shitpost #Shitposting #infosec #ShamelesslyStolenFromReddit

@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-09-30 01:56:27

Derek Savage #shitpost

Derek Savage
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-07-22 12:49:57

Okay, i knew that the infosec industry is being commoditized, but damn, it is completive out there.
#JobSearch #ShitPost #Shitposting

This is a screenshot of a job posting notification. The background is a dark charcoal color. On the left side of the image is a square yellow logo with a white uppercase letter "R" inside, which has rounded corners. To the right of the logo, aligned horizontally, is the text "7h" in white, indicating the post's age. Below that, also in white text, is the job title "Cyber Security Specialist". Further down, in a slightly lighter shade of white, is the text "Raise is hiring for $63.68-$73.04 / ye…
@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-07-31 04:46:02

#shitpost #meme

r/ambien u/fembot1999 Why am i chinese BEST COMMENTS dgkavon It happens
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-10-14 00:05:13

These captchas are getting more difficult
#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomeWhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-08-31 05:04:41

I think everyone who believes that Rocky Horror is problematic should be forced to watch Pink Flamingos #shitpost #queer #rockyhorror

@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-07-30 17:20:11

Derek going savage #shitpost #coolcat #lolcow

@ginraimagnus2674 Turkey Tom sends his regards @coolcatfunhouse You tell Turkey Tom I'm going to cook him and eat him for Thanksgiving!
@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-07-31 16:37:55

I’m bored, anyone want to intensely e-date, break up, and then write google doccies on each other? #shitpost

@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-07-28 18:20:31

Scene Quartering #shitpost

The quartering on a rainbow background with a pink spiked choker, scenecore edit
@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-07-27 17:46:12

#shitpost #meme #farside

Thumbnail with shocked cop “He used Cow Tools?” Title: When the cops Realize their colleague is a Far Side expert
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-09-10 21:47:39

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomeWhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-08-21 16:33:57

#shitpost

@InternetHippo You don't deserve a high wage for useless work like picking up garbage or making food. If you want to be highly compensated you should do something valuable like sit in zoom meetings all day
@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-08-20 18:57:10

A Sugar Daddy but he just buys you guns #shitpost

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-09-08 22:44:07

#Shitposting #Shitpost #WorldPolitics

@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-08-05 18:35:06

New PragerU #youtubepoop #ytp

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-10-16 22:39:13

#fortinet #dotdotslash #Shitpost #Shitposting

@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-08-12 15:01:40

I’m glad the Quartering is the laughing stock of the internet. #meme #shitpost #thequartering #grifter

The quartering in the “mom found the piss drawer” meme labeled “Wife found the piss basement”
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-08-09 16:37:44

I'm leaving OpenAI to build Jurassic Park

I'm so grateful for my time at OpenAI, where I led alignment safety for the official ChatGPT basketball. I gained so much valuable experience building Altman's armageddon engines, and I'm taking it to the next level with my new startup: Jurassic Park.
At Jurassic Park, we're resurrecting the ultimate apex predators to defend humanity against misaligned AI.
#Shitpost #Shitposting #AI

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-09-06 15:28:08

#shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomeWhereElseOnTheInternetSeriouslyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-08-04 23:03:12

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-10-05 01:44:38

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomeWhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-10-06 22:58:06

#meme #shitpost #cat #catmeme

I'm a bitch, I'm a lover, I'm a cat churning butter
@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-10-06 19:19:03

#shitpost #meme #familyguy #petergriffin

Black Gryph0n musical artist (arrow pointing to black Peter Griffin)
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-08-02 20:19:25

Wife is watching Property Brothers. They're redoing Michael Buble's grandfather's house.
#Shitpost #Shitposting

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-09-15 13:38:24

#Shitpost #Shitposting #AI #ShamelesslyStolenFromReddit

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-07-31 17:06:49

Not going to lie. My money is on Nicolas Cage heisting the Master copy.
#Shitpost #Shitposting

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-07-28 01:00:52

#Shitpost #shitposting

@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-10-01 07:01:09

#cat #meme #cute #shitpost

Kitten 1: “We’re out of vodka!” Kitten 2: “We’re kittens.”
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-09-28 20:12:14

You may live to see man-made horrors beyond your comprehension
--Nikola Tesla
#Shitpost #Shitposting #ManMadeHorrorsBeyondYourComprehesion

@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-09-30 03:21:25

#dog #meme #shitpost #humor

Spotify: This dog is fucked up bruh (picture of a fucked up dog)
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-07-28 16:14:48

I was going to go back and watch the interview in full - but. . . well - you know . . . .
#Shitpost #Shitposting

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-08-25 21:50:05

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomeWhereElseOnTheInternetSeriouslyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-09-25 16:59:30

#Shitpost #shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromTheLinkedIn

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-08-26 16:24:52

From the group chat
#Shitpost #Shitposting

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-09-24 02:33:31

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromBlueSky

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-09-24 10:59:03

#Shitpost #shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomeWhereElseOnTheInternetSeriouslyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-08-25 16:27:05

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomeWhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-09-22 18:44:22

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromTumblr

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-09-15 18:39:47

Deep Fried Hot Dog Inna Bun

(getting some strong " 'Cut me own throat' Dibbler " vibes from this one.)
https://youtu.be/eHgDDL3TF_c
#Shitposting #Shitpost #CMOTD #DeepFried #DeepFriedHotDogInABun

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-09-26 15:42:32

You may live to see man-made horrors beyond your comprehension
--Nikola Tesla
#Shitpost #Shitposting #ManMadeHorrorsBeyondYourComprehesion

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-08-13 02:20:44

#Shitpost #Shitposting #UsPol #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomeWhereElseOnTheInternetSeriouslyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-10-13 02:47:59

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomeWhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore #ShamelesslyStolenFromBlueSky

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-08-11 23:11:02

#Shitpost #Shitposting #LiteralShitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromReddit

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-10-13 19:58:10

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomeWhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore
#USPol #YandexBots

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-10-09 16:51:57

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomeWhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore #ObiWan

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-08-07 19:02:15

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromReddit #AI

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-08-07 17:58:57

#Shitpost #Shitposting #LiteralShitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromReddit

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-08-07 18:49:11

#ShamelesslyStolenFromTheOtherSite #Shitpost #Shitposting
https://xcancel.com/it_unprofession/status/2085353954125443247#m

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-08-05 21:13:43

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromThreads #AI

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-09-05 14:46:08

Be proud, Mr. Green.
#RedGreen #Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromReddit

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-07-30 16:36:21

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore #Casino

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-10-02 15:56:55

#USPol #USPolitics #Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-07-30 15:07:25

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore #Jimothy #JimothyTheRaccoon

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-09-25 17:31:43

I WONDER WHAT FIREWALL THEY GONNA RECOMMEND
#Shitpost #Shitposting #Infosec #ShamelesslyStolenFromReddit

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-09-24 02:49:48

Happy Sledge Hammer Day to all who celebrate.
#Shitpost #Shitposting #80sTV #TrustMeIKnowWhatImDoing

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-08-23 01:03:49

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomeWhereElseOnTheInternetSeriouslyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore #InfosecMemes

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-09-20 19:21:21

#Shitpost #Shitposting #Infosec #OtterNonsense

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-08-20 20:25:29

#shitpost #shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomeWhereElseOnTheInternetSeriouslyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore
#ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-09-30 13:19:35

#Shitposting #Shitpost #5000dollar #Trump #Maga #ShamelesslyStolenFromReddit #USPol #USPolitics