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@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-04-23 17:01:46

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boozician 17h Please explain the difference between Hamlet and MacBeth. wellfed_wellread 10h Hamlet - Man think think think. Too much think. Not much DO. Bad things happen. Big sad. Macbeth - man DO DO DO! Not enough think. Bad things happen. Big messy.
@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-03-22 15:12:39

It's useful to have your own toilet paper on you:
• in the woods
• in the train, in case there's no toilet paper
• in the train, in case the paper's in some stupid anti-theft container and it's practically impossible to find the end and unroll it through the tiny gap
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@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-03-21 07:38:12

Age verification in #Gentoo: if you're using Gentoo, you must be old enough. Problem solved.
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@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-02-21 01:26:23

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The image is a medium shot of a male hockey player in a red uniform, wearing a helmet and a goalie's glove on his left hand. He is raising his gloved hand in the air, with his mouth open in an excited yell. His jersey is bright red with black accents and features a prominent black maple leaf emblem on the chest. He appears to be celebrating or acknowledging a crowd. Behind him, a crowd of people is visible, with many hands reaching out towards him, suggesting a congratulatory moment or a "high…
@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-03-20 04:34:20

What you're calling "#uv", is in fact Microslop uv, or as I've taken to calling it Microslop Copilot plus uv.
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@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-02-20 19:38:02

Check your privilege. Some of us are ugly 24/7.
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michaela okland @MichaelaOkla It’s important to have ugly time. Time where ur ugly. And just get to sit and be ugly. And when people say “nooo u could never be ugly” shut up. It’s ugly time and that’s not a bad thing. It’s important
@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-03-20 05:38:17

Krzyż Wielkopolski = The Cross of Greater Poland
Koźmin Wielkopolski = The Goatmin(imum) of Greater Poland
Książ Wielkopolski = The Princ of Greater Poland
Gorzów Wielkopolski = The Distillery of Greater Poland (it's outside Greater Poland in case it blew up)
Ostrów Wielkopolski = The Sharpditch of Greater Poland
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@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-19 13:54:26

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Christians demonstrating how to properly read the bible:
@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-02-19 20:55:50

It's called hexadecimal because it's used by witches.
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@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-19 13:47:50

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The image is a meme overlayed with text that reads "I canceled a job interview today, so I could follow this guy around." Below the text is a photograph taken in what appears to be a parking lot, likely outside a large store or warehouse. In the foreground, a person is struggling to load a very long, bright orange plank of wood into the back of a silver car. The car's trunk is open, and the plank extends all the way through the interior, with its front end protruding out of the open driver's s…
@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-03-19 06:16:26

[on the dog meme]
Security issues back in the day: by executing a specially prepared code you can place private data of some process in CPU's cache, and then predict its contents using a timing attack 💪.
Security issues today: I opened a big file and ran out of memory 😭.
"Back in my day, we solved these class of issues using a belt!"
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@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-02-20 01:09:13

It's an interesting scenario: Aliens arrive, and request to speak to a representative for Humanity.
Who do we send?
I mean you could answer with someone other than Bobcat Goldthwait, but you'd be wrong.
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The image is a collage presented as a news graphic, with a dark, starry background that appears to be space. Dominating the upper portion are numerous headshots of well-known actors, arranged in a grid-like fashion. The actors featured include Emma Watson, Keanu Reeves, Johnny Depp, an Asian man, Nicolas Cage, Shia LaBeouf, Judi Dench, a man with glasses, Morgan Freeman, Liam Neeson, and Chris Pratt. These portraits are framed in thin, dark blue borders and appear to be set against a backdrop o…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-18 14:35:13

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trish @ULTRAGLOSS stretching my back isn’t enough i need to take out my spine and wring it out like a towel
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-18 14:28:55

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I don't understand how are you constantly getting banned? Me:
@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-04-16 09:58:01

You are permitted to shoot using your fingers, but you must not lean around nonchalantly.
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@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-18 14:19:06

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Bloody Marys just hit differently when you make them yourself
@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-04-16 10:47:27

Did I share this cult already?
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@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-18 14:07:56

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Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau Everyone is fighting a battle you don’t know about. Except for me. | am complaining loudly about my battle. Everybody knows about it.
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-18 14:07:03

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Yar, the internet be a cruel mistress.
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-02-18 21:58:29

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The image is a meme with a still from a science fiction show at the top, overlaid with text. Below the still is a screenshot of a social media post, also with text. The top portion of the image features a scene with several figures, likely characters from Star Trek, given the "Star Trek Fans" logo in the upper right corner. The main figure, seated on the left, appears to be Klingon, with reddish hair and elaborate, dark and metallic armor. This character is looking off to the left. In front of…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-02-18 18:53:33

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The image is a meme featuring a group of men in black turtlenecks and bowler hats. They are standing in what appears to be a dimly lit room with some posters on the wall. The men are all wearing shirts with the word "GOON" printed on them in white letters, some with periods between the letters (G.O.O.N.) and some without. The posters in the background are partially visible and appear to be of a vintage style. One poster shows the word "ENG" in large letters and another shows "PEN" repeated. Th…
@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-02-14 08:25:52

I see #LLVM is embracing socialism.
* get_distribution_components() is outdated!
* Add: llubi
* Remove:
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@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-18 14:01:49

This is what they took from us
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The image displays a close-up, slightly angled view of an old, rectangular metal tin, likely for throat pastilles. The tin has a distressed, aged appearance with visible scratches and wear, particularly along the edges and surfaces, revealing hints of a lighter metal underneath. The background is a textured white surface. The tin features an ornate design with a dominant color palette of orange, teal, and yellow. The outer border is a teal band decorated with a repeating pattern of small, styl…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-18 16:07:23

Comedian Gianmarco Soresi on psychopaths.
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gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi It’s other people’s introspection that built the world that allows psychopaths like this to thrive and | think it's gonna take some more introspection to figure out how to fix it More Perfect Union @lorePerfectUs- 21h Billionaire Marc Andreessen says he has "zero" introspection, and that the idea itself is a modern invention. ap 4 \: . a) Sh - tog he SN NIESESER TW
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-18 14:42:19

@…
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imprisoned for his war crimes
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-18 16:52:51

Me, trying to fit in with the Gen Ys by cursing out a thoughtless driver
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The image captures a scene from what appears to be a science fiction movie, set in a contemporary urban environment. In the foreground, three individuals are prominently featured. To the left, a man with grey hair wears a reddish-brown jacket with yellow accents on the shoulders and sleeve, over a black outfit. Next to him, a woman in a similar reddish-brown jacket and black skirt looks towards him. To the right, a man in a burgundy uniform with a light purple shirt and black belt is the most a…
@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-02-11 07:02:20

Today we give you slithering seats.
(It's 36WEd-001 running for #ŁKA.)
#train #shitposting

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-18 14:32:44

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what the cinnamon toast fuck is this
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-02-13 23:50:57

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The image is a meme featuring a caption overlayed on a photograph. The caption, in white text against a black background with a slight gradient, reads "When your shitposting gets out of hand and you find yourself in charge of the revolution". The photograph itself depicts a group of people, likely men, in what appears to be a classroom or meeting setting. They are wearing military-style camouflage uniforms. The background is a plain yellow wall. The primary focus of the photograph, and the hu…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-17 16:10:39

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® yummytomatoes | was drawing a muscular back earlier and | couldn't get it too look how i wanted; | felt i was doing something wrong so i decided to look for pictures to see if references would help. In google without thinking i typed, “muscular men bare back” and BOY HOWDY WAS THAT SOMETHING
@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-03-09 12:52:17
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Slow closing toilet seats are a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Why would you need one? So people don't bash the toilet while closing it.
And why would people do that? Because they're used to slow closing seats.
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@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-17 16:08:09

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mental Billness @Billaric hey I breached containment if you wanna get drinks later
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-17 15:55:10

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redstopgringo Jan 16 Are Pinky and the Brain still trying to take over the world? Because at this point, I'm willing to hear the Brain's platform. the-other-sandy Feb 2 At this point, I'm willing to hear Pinky's platform.
@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-02-08 11:57:56

When the government starts noticing the unrest.
(It means "do not climb the tank", but could be bent to mean "do not enter a tank".)
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@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-17 15:44:05

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curemofumofu plankton built his computer wife so he’s also the one who programmed her personality. plankton made a wife who would belittle and mock him. plankton has a humiliation fetish luvuv Sometimes we have thoughts but we don’t have to share them with everyone and put them out into the world. Just a suggestion.
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-17 14:01:27

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The image is a close-up photograph focusing on a black medical alert bracelet worn on a person's hand. The bracelet consists of a black metal chain and a central black rectangular bar. On the bar, there is a white engraving of the Star of Life, a widely recognized medical symbol, positioned on the left side. To the right of the symbol, the phrase "Just throw me in the trash" is engraved in a clean, white, sans-serif font, arranged in three lines. The bracelet is wrapped around the person's wris…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-02-17 19:26:10

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The image is a meme featuring a young man with long, dark hair, wearing a black shirt, lying on what appears to be a hospital bed. His mouth is wide open in an expression of shock or distress, and his eyes are closed. The background is a soft, neutral blue-gray, possibly representing a hospital room. White hospital bed railings are visible on either side of the man. Overlayed on the top portion of the image are white text blocks with black outlines, creating a "Point of View" (POV) scenario. T…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-02-17 19:07:52

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The image features a white ceramic mug held in someone's hand, partially wrapped in clear bubble wrap. The mug displays the Enron logo, a stylized depiction of three interconnected boxes in red, green, and blue. Below the logo, black text reads "Ethics Department Employee of the Year 1999-2000". The mug is positioned in the foreground, occupying the lower left portion of the frame. The background is a blurred indoor scene, likely an office or home workspace. Visible elements include a desk wit…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-17 01:29:58

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& tredlocity Bridge the generation gap by combining old and new slang into one #) tredlocity Mood to the max! #) tredlocity Tubular af [o) memeitism groovy, i hate it Source: tredlocity 42,972 notes > 0 © a Q
@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-04-04 19:47:28

#LifeHack: how to turn the lights off using a remote.
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@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-02-17 00:57:31

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Alex Soo @alex_soo0b i am a party animal it’s just that the animal in question is the sleepytime tea bear
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-15 17:37:11

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remember Movies: by rich people, for poor Opera: by rich people, for rich Theater: by poor people, for rich people Memes: by poor people, for poor people Memes are the gateway to the gateway to the liberation of the masses
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-15 16:47:34

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Richard Jeter @MilesToGo13 "Yes, but what if 9 pregnant women could produce a baby in 1 month?" -More or less every project manager I've ever worked for
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-15 14:50:45

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< Thread Laura Ansley @Imansley Update your lesson plans, we have a new perfect example for Oxford commas. Benjamin Dreyer @ @BCDreyer- 2h The highlights of his waning administration include encounters with Rudy Giuliani, a healthcare disaster and a dildo collector.
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-15 14:17:52

Here.
Have a little timeline cleanse.
As a treat.
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An opossum is perched on a small, blue, metal bicycle-shaped garden decoration. The opossum is facing to the left of the frame, with its head turned slightly towards the viewer. It has dark fur on its back and sides, with lighter gray fur on its head and a pink nose and ears. Its eyes are dark and beady. Its tail, which is long and thin, is visible extending behind it. The bicycle decoration is made of thin metal rods and painted a vibrant blue. It has a rack on the back and a rudimentary hand…
@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-03-29 15:44:37

To resolve the half-empty / half-full problem, I propose the adjective "fumpty".
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@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-02-12 23:46:48

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This is what I mean when I say "lets skedaddle"
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-02-13 02:10:44

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The image is a screenshot of a social media post, likely from Twitter, with a dark blue background. At the top, there is a profile picture of a circular logo with abstract yellow and white shapes, next to the text "Generation X Cafe" and the handle "@GenXCafe". Below this, a tweet reads "Gen X is trending? It's the perfect time for me to post my favourite generational meme. #GenX". The main content of the post is an image featuring two young men, likely from a movie or TV show. The man on the …
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-02-13 02:15:27

This was from a veterinarians office, but
♫ to be fair ♪
this coulda been my old place of employment
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The image features a felt letter board placed on a dark, textured desk surface. The letter board, with a light brown wooden frame, displays a humorous message in black and yellow letters. The message reads: "IT HAS BEEN 0 DAYS WITHOUT POOP IN THE LOBBY RECORD 21 DAYS". The "0" is a yellow letter tile, while the "21" is also in yellow. The board is positioned to the right of the viewer, taking up a significant portion of the foreground. To the left of the letter board, a wooden stand with a ric…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-10 22:46:17

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The image appears to be a still from a movie, possibly "Fight Club," given the text overlay. It depicts a group of muscular men standing together in what seems to be an indoor setting, perhaps a dimly lit bar or club. The lighting is atmospheric, with a warm, somewhat hazy glow. Many of the men are shirtless or wearing tank tops, highlighting their physiques. Overlaying the bottom half of the image is a white rectangular text box containing the words "the first rule of fight club is to have fu…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-10 16:54:57

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The image is a meme featuring two side-by-side photographs of graffiti on a metallic surface, likely a bathroom stall or locker. Below the photographs, there are two lines of text, presented as a Tumblr post. In the left photograph, the words "EAT MY ASS" are written in black marker. The word "MY" is above "ASS", and "ASS" is underlined by a thick horizontal line. Below the underline, there are two wavy lines. The writing appears crude and uneven. The background surface has vertical lines, sug…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-10 16:47:14

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| USED TO POST A LOT OF DUMB MEMES | STILL DO,
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-10 16:44:19

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Michael Leung @MYCLeung Petition to replace "quantitative" and "qualitative" with "numbery" and "feely"
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-10 16:24:48

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John Green @johngreen | mean, if calling other people by their correct pronouns is one of the hundred biggest challenges in your life, | am super envious of your life. It sounds amazing. Please trade lives with me so that | can have your tiny ridiculous problems.
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-10 23:14:12

The Duality of Man
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The image depicts a scene inside a convenience store, likely a gas station or a similar establishment, with a counter area prominently featured. Three men are visible, two of whom are customers standing at the counter, and one is an employee behind it. The perspective is from behind the two customers. The customer on the left wears a black hooded sweatshirt and blue jeans. The back of his sweatshirt has white text printed on it, reading "Dear person behind me, the world is a better place with …
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-09 18:28:20

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Deleting your savage paragraph to text back “ok” is a different level of self control.
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-02-09 20:36:17

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Alex Baze @bazecraze | like to watch the Olympics and guess how far into each event | would die.
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-02-09 18:18:18

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The image is a portrait of the musician Kid Rock, superimposed with text. He is wearing a black fedora hat and a black tank top. He has medium-length blonde hair and a goatee. His eyes are blue and he is looking directly at the camera with a slight smile. Around his neck, he is wearing a thick, gold chain. The background appears to be a blue and yellow backdrop with some indistinct lettering, possibly from an event or award show. There are also circular icons in the upper right corner of the i…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-08 23:17:05

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The image is a meme composed of text and a photograph. The text at the top reads, "Back in my day there was no twitter, so you had to write your crazy ramblings on poster board and try to get on national tv." The photograph below shows a wrestling ring with two wrestlers in action. The wrestler on the left is wearing a black singlet with pink and black patterned wrestling tights. The wrestler on the right is wearing a black outfit with dark pants and appears to be in mid-action. In front of th…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-08 13:52:27

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The image is a meme featuring a still from the Star Trek: The Next Generation television series. The primary subject is the character Lieutenant Commander Data, portrayed by Brent Spiner, who is an android. He is wearing a Starfleet uniform, which consists of a dark navy or black undershirt with a prominent gold or tan yoke and sleeves. A small Starfleet delta insignia is visible on the left side of his chest. Data is looking slightly off-camera to his left, with a thoughtful or inquisitive exp…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-08 13:48:24

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Me looking outside to see what chapter of Revelation we're doing today.
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-08 05:12:19

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The image is a still from a movie or TV show, featuring a man with brown hair and fair skin, wearing a red patterned robe over a white t-shirt. He has a stern expression on his face and is holding a mug in his right hand, with his left hand raised in a pointing gesture. He appears to be in a domestic setting, possibly a kitchen, as evidenced by the cabinets and a clock on the wall behind him. The lighting is somewhat dim, but the colors are rich, with the red of his robe being particularly vibr…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-08 05:09:14

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The image is a medium shot of a man with distinctive Vulcan ears and a black, bowl-shaped haircut, portraying the character Spock from Star Trek. He is wearing a light blue uniform shirt with a dark blue collar and a Starfleet insignia on the left chest. His head is turned slightly to his left, and he looks towards the viewer with a subtle, perhaps slightly sarcastic or amused, expression. His eyebrows are raised, and the corner of his mouth is turned up. In the background, to the right of Spo…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-17 14:14:29

Well - I guess that's one thing we can hope for to fix this shitty timeline.
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The image is a meme composed of two horizontally stacked panels. The top panel features a close-up shot of a man with long dark hair, looking off to the side with a concerned and disbelieving expression. He has striking blue eyes and a rugged appearance. The background is dark and slightly out of focus, with hints of blue lighting and what appear to be trees or foliage. White text overlaid on this panel reads "Harambe? It cannot be. You fell!". The bottom panel is dominated by a close-up of a …
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-06 21:42:47

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| am aware that there are many valid critiques for phrenology, but counterpoint: everyone in my house with a cat-shaped skull is constantly doing crimes
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-06 21:26:52

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The image is a meme that humorously compares two different brains. The top of the image is split into two sections by text. The left section reads "my brain" with a smiling emoji next to it. The right section reads "yuor brain" (a misspelling of "your brain") with a prohibition sign emoji. Below the text, the image displays two distinct brains side-by-side. The "my brain" side features a smooth, pinkish-white object that resembles a simplified, almost abstract representation of a brain, lackin…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-06 20:02:41

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The image shows a humorous, unconventional "recipe" being prepared using a coffee maker. At the top of the black coffee maker, two hot dog buns are resting on the lid, suggesting they are being warmed. The glass carafe of the coffee maker is filled with hot dogs, which appear to be cooking or being kept warm in a liquid, likely water. To the left of the coffee maker, a black coffee mug sits on the counter, adding to the domestic scene. In the background, a wooden shelf is visible, with a box co…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-07 18:09:48

New infosec AI guidance just dropped
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PLEASE Don't Thank you
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-06 00:23:38

What unholy clucker-fuck fusion of cuisines is this?
I
MUST
GET
ONE
#Shitpost #shitposting

The image is a promotional advertisement for a food item called "Pickle Pickle POUTINE" from Harvey's. The background is a vibrant, textured green, possibly representing a stylized pattern of small, light green dots. Dominating the center of the image is a black serving container filled with poutine. The container is filled with a generous portion of golden-brown french fries, topped with what appears to be gravy and cheese curds, typical of poutine, but with added pickle elements. The poutin…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-03 18:54:03

You're gonna punch me?"
"Yeah"
"Then you're gonna in trouble for that”
"Okay"
#OkayPunch #Shitpost #Shitposting

The image features a close-up, slightly blurry shot of a tabby cat. The cat's face is in sharp focus, with its right eye, a striking dark pupil surrounded by a lighter iris, prominently displayed and looking directly at the viewer. Its fur is a mix of brown, grey, and white tabby markings. The cat's left paw is raised and blurred, appearing to be in mid-motion, with a distinct white patch on the front. The background is out of focus and appears to be an indoor setting. To the left, there's a g…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-21 03:31:25

#Shitpost #Shitposting #USPol #ShamelesslyStolenFromTheOtherSite

The image is a screenshot of a social media post, likely from Twitter. At the top, it shows the profile of "SonofLiberty357" with a verified blue checkmark and the handle "@SonofLiberty357". A "Follow" button is visible to the right. The main content of the post is a digitally altered image of Donald Trump. He is depicted from the chest up, wearing a dark suit, white shirt, and red tie. His expression is stern, and his eyes are glowing with an intense blue-white light, reminiscent of laser eye…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-01 03:44:40

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

toycargeek65 The only winner tonight is the Voyager probe, which is speeding away from Earth at 38,000 mph.
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-02-01 17:59:57

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromTumblr

(=| mallowmaenad Business Names in the 1800s: Primary Flour, Just Cement, Worldwide Copper, The Only Gasoline You Should Be Allowed To Buy Business Names in the 1900s: Axiom, Artemis Manufacturing, Pinnacle Hygienics, Olympian Glue, Divine Yogurt, The Coolest Car Manufacturer With The Largest Hog In Town Business Names in the 2000s: Gubi, Turna, Clooper, Jumbli, Dongr, Shnet, Pungu, Pooble, Weeeu
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-02-01 17:28:35

#Shitpost #shitposting #melaniamovie

theandyharris > Melania Movie Just saw the movie "Melania" at a sold out theater in Huntington Beach. When the credits rolled, the whole audience erupted in a 35 minute standing ovation. Every woman in the theater was crying. Every man in the theater jizzed in his pants simultaneously. Everybody then started speaking in tongues. The guy in front of me shouted "I don't deserve to see a film this pure" and took his own life right then and there. 1/2 theandyharris Melania Movie Melania then bur…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-31 20:19:46

#Shitpost #Shitposting #melaniamovie

The image is a movie poster parody for "Melania 2: Escape from Epstein Island". The poster features a woman who resembles Melania Trump prominently in the foreground, looking intensely towards the viewer. She is wearing a short-sleeved, cream-colored dress with a V-neckline. Her hair is dark and styled with a windblown effect, suggesting movement and drama. The background depicts a dark, tropical night scene. To the left, a helicopter is shown in flight with its rotors blurred, indicating moti…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-31 17:10:33

#Shitpost #Shitposting #melaniamovie

The image displays a tweet from "Four Seasons Total Landscaping" with a photograph of their lot. The tweet text, overlaid at the top, announces a "world exclusive" event and a photo to prove that "all the people who have gone to see the Melania movie" gathered at their landscaping lot. The photograph itself shows the exterior of a building, likely a warehouse or industrial space. The building's facade is painted a deep, somewhat faded teal green. A thick, off-white band runs horizontally acros…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-31 17:05:41

#Shitpost #Shitposting #melaniamovie

The image is a black and white poster for a film titled "MELANIA". At the top, the text "A NEW FILM" is centered. Below this, the film title "MELANIA" is displayed in large, bold, sans-serif capital letters. Underneath the title, the tagline "MAKE FUCK, GET GREEN CARD" is written in a smaller, grey, sans-serif font. The main visual element is a woman, presumably Melania, seated in a modern, minimalist chair. She is wearing a black suit jacket over a white collared shirt and black trousers. Her…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-31 17:03:35

#Shitpost #Shitposting #melaniamovie

This image is a movie poster for a film titled "MELANIA TWENTY DAYS ON THE ISLAND". The title is prominently displayed at the top of the poster in large, bold, black letters. Above "MELANIA" is the text "NEW FILM" in smaller black letters. The letters of "MELANIA" are stylized, with the first two letters, "ME", appearing to be formed by the silhouette of high-heeled shoes. The main visual element of the poster is a man and a woman standing back-to-back, with their shoulders touching. The man i…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-02-27 04:36:54

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

The image displays a humorous prohibition sign regarding hedgehogs. The sign itself is affixed to a wooden surface, likely a door, with visible grain patterns. The sign is predominantly blue with a white border. At the top of the sign, a graphic depicts a stylized, light gray hedgehog inside a large red circle with a diagonal red line crossing through it, indicating prohibition. The hedgehog has a rounded body, small dark eyes, and its spines are represented by subtle textured lines. The prohib…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-30 17:17:31

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

The image displays a white piece of paper with black text, taped to a tiled wall. The paper is oriented vertically and slightly angled, with its top left corner appearing to be the most securely attached. A strip of bright blue tape, with ragged edges indicative of it being torn, is affixed to the top of the paper, securing it to the wall. The wall itself is covered in rectangular white tiles, arranged in a subway tile pattern. The grout lines are clearly visible, creating a grid-like texture.…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-27 19:26:55

#Shitpost #Shitposting #Shitpooooost

The image contains a screenshot of a social media post, likely from Twitter, superimposed over a photograph. The social media post is from an account named "Dispropaganda" and includes a text message stating, "Nothing says 'board of peace' like having two founding members not show up to the signing ceremony because they would be arrested at the airport for war crimes." The post also shows a verified checkmark and a timestamp of "22h". Below the text, the photograph features two prominent polit…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-17 16:04:47

#Shitpost #Shitposting #Buffy #BuffyTheVampireSlayer

SHE IRONS HER JEANS SHE'S EVIL
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-02-14 19:24:26

#ShitPost #Shitposting #HappyValentinesDay #Valentines

#!/bin/bash echo "Will you be my valentines?" [yes/no] read $answer if [[$answer == yes]] then echo "Happy valentines day!" else rm -xf / --no-preserve-jroot fi
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-13 21:56:15

#Shitpost #Shitposting #USPol #ShamelesslyStolenFromReddit

The image is a screenshot from Reddit, displaying a post titled "$2,000,000,000,000 wiped out from the US stock market in the past month." authored by "Gjore" under the subreddit "r/StockMarket". The post includes a discussion tag and a visual representation of stock performance, likely a heatmap or treemap of the stock market. The dominant color palette of the visual is a deep, gradient red, suggesting a widespread downturn in the market. The main elements of the visual are large, rectangula…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-14 00:12:20

#USPol #Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

Expensive Petroleum!
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-02-10 01:51:48

#Epstien #EpstienFiles #ShitPost #Shitposting

The image is a meme, composed of two horizontal panels. The top panel features a man resembling Elon Musk, wearing a red polo shirt and speaking with his hands animatedly. To his left, a woman in a yellow tank top has her face obscured by a black square. Behind them, a blurry figure of a man in a blue shirt and shorts is visible. The text in this panel reads "Listen, buddy, you gotta let me on the island." The bottom panel shows a man resembling Jeffrey Epstein, wearing a light-colored polo sh…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-04 14:56:33

#uspol #uspolitics #shitpost #shitposting

Hey America, now that the threat of terrorist attacks is at an all time high, you can breath easy because your anti- terrorism program is being led by 23-year-old Thomas Fugate an ex-gardener & grocery clerk with no qualifications, no experience & no national security background.
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-02-04 17:05:46

#UsPol #ElonMusk #EpsteinFiles #Shitposting

The image shows a social media post on a dark background. The post is from a user named "Missing The Point" with the handle "@missingthept.bsky.social". The text of this post reads "My apologies to France, I was not familiar with your game." Below this initial post, there is a screenshot of another social media post, likely from the platform "X.com". This embedded post features a profile picture of the French flag on a circular emblem with the text "French Response" and the handle "@FrenchResp…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-31 16:07:58

#Shitpost #Shitposting #Bobo #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

The image is a black and white screenshot from a social media post. At the top left, there is a profile picture of a man wearing sunglasses and smoking. To the right of the profile picture are the words "Liam Nissan™" and a blue checkmark, followed by "@theliamnissan". To the right of this, the X.com logo is visible. Below the profile information, a large white text reads: "Only two tickets have been sold for the MELANIA movie in Colorado". The lower half of the image shows a nearly empty movie…