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@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-05-17 08:49:21

They're putting AI in everything, and the next thing you know "a drone got lost around here."
#shitposting

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-17 16:10:39

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® yummytomatoes

| was drawing a muscular back earlier
and | couldn't get it too look how i
wanted; | felt i was doing something
wrong so i decided to look for pictures to
see if references would help. In google
without thinking i typed, “muscular men
bare back” and BOY HOWDY WAS THAT
SOMETHING

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-17 16:08:09

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mental Billness
@Billaric
hey I breached containment if you
wanna get drinks later

@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-03-19 06:16:26

[on the dog meme]
Security issues back in the day: by executing a specially prepared code you can place private data of some process in CPU's cache, and then predict its contents using a timing attack 💪.
Security issues today: I opened a big file and ran out of memory 😭.
"Back in my day, we solved these class of issues using a belt!"
#shitposting

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-17 15:55:10

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redstopgringo
Jan 16
Are Pinky and the Brain still trying to take
over the world? Because at this point, I'm
willing to hear the Brain's platform.

the-other-sandy
Feb 2
At this point, I'm willing to hear Pinky's
platform.

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-17 15:44:05

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curemofumofu

plankton built his computer wife so he’s also
the one who programmed her personality.
plankton made a wife who would belittle and
mock him. plankton has a humiliation fetish

luvuv

Sometimes we have thoughts but we don’t
have to share them with everyone and put them
out into the world. Just a suggestion.

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-17 14:01:27

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The image is a close-up photograph focusing on a black medical alert bracelet worn on a person's hand. The bracelet consists of a black metal chain and a central black rectangular bar. On the bar, there is a white engraving of the Star of Life, a widely recognized medical symbol, positioned on the left side. To the right of the symbol, the phrase "Just throw me in the trash" is engraved in a clean, white, sans-serif font, arranged in three lines. The bracelet is wrapped around the person's wris…

@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-04-16 09:58:01

You are permitted to shoot using your fingers, but you must not lean around nonchalantly.
#shitposting

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-18 14:35:13

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trish

@ULTRAGLOSS
stretching my back isn’t enough i need
to take out my spine and wring it out
like a towel

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-18 14:28:55

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I don't understand how are you
constantly getting banned?
Me:

@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-04-16 10:47:27

Did I share this cult already?
#dog #shitposting

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-18 14:19:06

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Bloody Marys just hit
differently when you make
them yourself

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-18 14:07:56

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Andrew Nadeau

@TheAndrewNadeau
Everyone is fighting a battle you don’t know
about. Except for me.
| am complaining loudly about my battle.
Everybody knows about it.

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-18 14:07:03

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@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-18 14:01:49

This is what they took from us
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The image displays a close-up, slightly angled view of an old, rectangular metal tin, likely for throat pastilles. The tin has a distressed, aged appearance with visible scratches and wear, particularly along the edges and surfaces, revealing hints of a lighter metal underneath. The background is a textured white surface.

The tin features an ornate design with a dominant color palette of orange, teal, and yellow. The outer border is a teal band decorated with a repeating pattern of small, styl…

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-18 16:07:23

Comedian Gianmarco Soresi on psychopaths.
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$gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi It’s other people’s introspection that built the world that allows psychopaths like this to thrive and | think it's gonna take some more introspection to figure out how to fix it More Perfect Union @lorePerfectUs- 21h Billionaire Marc Andreessen says he has "zero" introspection, and that the idea itself is a modern invention. ap 4 \: . a) Sh - tog he SN NIESESER TW$

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-18 14:42:19

@…
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@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-18 16:52:51

Me, trying to fit in with the Gen Ys by cursing out a thoughtless driver
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The image captures a scene from what appears to be a science fiction movie, set in a contemporary urban environment. In the foreground, three individuals are prominently featured. To the left, a man with grey hair wears a reddish-brown jacket with yellow accents on the shoulders and sleeve, over a black outfit. Next to him, a woman in a similar reddish-brown jacket and black skirt looks towards him. To the right, a man in a burgundy uniform with a light purple shirt and black belt is the most a…

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-18 14:32:44

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@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-05-14 10:30:39

🤚 Matrix
👉 Natrix natrix
#shitposting

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-17 01:29:58

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& tredlocity

Bridge the generation gap by combining old
and new slang into one

#) tredlocity

Mood to the max!

#) tredlocity

Tubular af

[o) memeitism

groovy, i hate it

Source: tredlocity

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@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-17 14:14:29

Well - I guess that's one thing we can hope for to fix this shitty timeline.
#USpol #USPolitics #Shitpost

The image is a meme composed of two horizontally stacked panels. The top panel features a close-up shot of a man with long dark hair, looking off to the side with a concerned and disbelieving expression. He has striking blue eyes and a rugged appearance. The background is dark and slightly out of focus, with hints of blue lighting and what appear to be trees or foliage. White text overlaid on this panel reads "Harambe? It cannot be. You fell!".

The bottom panel is dominated by a close-up of a …

@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-05-10 07:37:00

Shouldn't Rottweilers be red?
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@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-15 17:37:11

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remember

Movies: by rich people, for poor
Opera: by rich people, for rich
Theater: by poor people, for rich people
Memes: by poor people, for poor people

Memes are the gateway to the gateway to the liberation of the masses

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-15 16:47:34

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Richard Jeter
@MilesToGo13
"Yes, but what if 9 pregnant women could
produce a baby in 1 month?"
-More or less every project manager I've ever
worked for

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-15 14:50:45

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< Thread
Laura Ansley

@Imansley
Update your lesson plans, we have a
new perfect example for Oxford
commas.

Benjamin Dreyer @ @BCDreyer- 2h

The highlights of his waning administration
include encounters with Rudy Giuliani, a
healthcare disaster and a dildo collector.

@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-03-09 12:52:17

Content warning: Unpopular opinion

Slow closing toilet seats are a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Why would you need one? So people don't bash the toilet while closing it.
And why would people do that? Because they're used to slow closing seats.
#shitposting

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-15 14:17:52

Here.
Have a little timeline cleanse.
As a treat.
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An opossum is perched on a small, blue, metal bicycle-shaped garden decoration. The opossum is facing to the left of the frame, with its head turned slightly towards the viewer. It has dark fur on its back and sides, with lighter gray fur on its head and a pink nose and ears. Its eyes are dark and beady. Its tail, which is long and thin, is visible extending behind it.

The bicycle decoration is made of thin metal rods and painted a vibrant blue. It has a rack on the back and a rudimentary hand…

@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-04-04 19:47:28

#LifeHack: how to turn the lights off using a remote.
#shitposting

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-17 16:04:47

#Shitpost #Shitposting #Buffy #BuffyTheVampireSlayer

@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-05-04 09:53:44

I don't get why so many people walk around with bared belly. I mean, I get that it makes insulin injections easier, but I've never suspected this many people to be suffering from seasonal diabetes.
#shitposting

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-05-12 22:37:58

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The image displays the cover art for an audiobook titled "A Modest Proposal" by Jonathan Swift, accompanied by a caption suggesting the design is incongruous with the book's content. The cover is divided into three horizontal sections.

The top section features a subtle, pale yellow background with an intricate, swirling floral or vine-like pattern in a slightly darker shade of yellow. This pattern is ornate and somewhat abstract, creating a decorative border.

The middle section is a distinct …

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-05-11 23:54:19

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At the top, there are four small black square icons arranged horizontally. Each icon is accompanied by two lines of black text beneath it. The first icon shows a tire hanging, with the text "Requires Entertainment" below. The second icon depicts a hamburger, with "Feed Regularly" underneath. The third icon displays flames, and the text reads "Flammable". The fourth icon is the biohazard symbol, labeled "Contains Poop".

Below these icons, a thick black horizontal line separates them from the ma…

@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-05-01 02:44:54

Is it true that when a tabby #cat is eating, its stripes are moving like a progress bar?
#shitposting

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-10 22:46:17

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The image appears to be a still from a movie, possibly "Fight Club," given the text overlay. It depicts a group of muscular men standing together in what seems to be an indoor setting, perhaps a dimly lit bar or club. The lighting is atmospheric, with a warm, somewhat hazy glow. Many of the men are shirtless or wearing tank tops, highlighting their physiques.

Overlaying the bottom half of the image is a white rectangular text box containing the words "the first rule of fight club is to have fu…

@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-03-29 15:44:37

To resolve the half-empty / half-full problem, I propose the adjective "fumpty".
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@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-10 16:54:57

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The image is a meme featuring two side-by-side photographs of graffiti on a metallic surface, likely a bathroom stall or locker. Below the photographs, there are two lines of text, presented as a Tumblr post.

In the left photograph, the words "EAT MY ASS" are written in black marker. The word "MY" is above "ASS", and "ASS" is underlined by a thick horizontal line. Below the underline, there are two wavy lines. The writing appears crude and uneven. The background surface has vertical lines, sug…

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-10 16:47:14

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| USED TO POST A
LOT OF DUMB MEMES
| STILL DO,

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-10 16:44:19

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Michael Leung
@MYCLeung
Petition to replace "quantitative"
and "qualitative" with "numbery"
and "feely"

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-10 16:24:48

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John Green

@johngreen
| mean, if calling other people by their
correct pronouns is one of the
hundred biggest challenges in your
life, | am super envious of your life. It
sounds amazing. Please trade lives
with me so that | can have your tiny
ridiculous problems.

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-10 23:14:12

The Duality of Man
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The image depicts a scene inside a convenience store, likely a gas station or a similar establishment, with a counter area prominently featured. Three men are visible, two of whom are customers standing at the counter, and one is an employee behind it. The perspective is from behind the two customers.

The customer on the left wears a black hooded sweatshirt and blue jeans. The back of his sweatshirt has white text printed on it, reading "Dear person behind me, the world is a better place with …

@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-05-14 11:34:31

I was wondering how #Wolfenstein 3-D was more realistic than #Doom, given how heavy must be all the weapons and ammunition you are carrying. But then, it occurred to me that in Wolfenstein you also end up carrying literally tons of treasure.
#games #shitposting

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-09 18:28:20

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Deleting your savage paragraph
to text back “ok” is a different level
of self control.

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-08 23:17:05

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The image is a meme composed of text and a photograph. The text at the top reads, "Back in my day there was no twitter, so you had to write your crazy ramblings on poster board and try to get on national tv."

The photograph below shows a wrestling ring with two wrestlers in action. The wrestler on the left is wearing a black singlet with pink and black patterned wrestling tights. The wrestler on the right is wearing a black outfit with dark pants and appears to be in mid-action. In front of th…

@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-02-19 20:55:50

It's called hexadecimal because it's used by witches.
#shitposting

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-08 13:52:27

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The image is a meme featuring a still from the Star Trek: The Next Generation television series. The primary subject is the character Lieutenant Commander Data, portrayed by Brent Spiner, who is an android. He is wearing a Starfleet uniform, which consists of a dark navy or black undershirt with a prominent gold or tan yoke and sleeves. A small Starfleet delta insignia is visible on the left side of his chest. Data is looking slightly off-camera to his left, with a thoughtful or inquisitive exp…

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-08 13:48:24

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Me looking outside to see what
chapter of Revelation we're
doing today.

@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-03-22 15:12:39

It's useful to have your own toilet paper on you:
• in the woods
• in the train, in case there's no toilet paper
• in the train, in case the paper's in some stupid anti-theft container and it's practically impossible to find the end and unroll it through the tiny gap
#shitposting

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-08 05:12:19

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The image is a still from a movie or TV show, featuring a man with brown hair and fair skin, wearing a red patterned robe over a white t-shirt. He has a stern expression on his face and is holding a mug in his right hand, with his left hand raised in a pointing gesture. He appears to be in a domestic setting, possibly a kitchen, as evidenced by the cabinets and a clock on the wall behind him. The lighting is somewhat dim, but the colors are rich, with the red of his robe being particularly vibr…

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-08 05:09:14

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The image is a medium shot of a man with distinctive Vulcan ears and a black, bowl-shaped haircut, portraying the character Spock from Star Trek. He is wearing a light blue uniform shirt with a dark blue collar and a Starfleet insignia on the left chest. His head is turned slightly to his left, and he looks towards the viewer with a subtle, perhaps slightly sarcastic or amused, expression. His eyebrows are raised, and the corner of his mouth is turned up.

In the background, to the right of Spo…

@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-03-21 07:38:12

Age verification in #Gentoo: if you're using Gentoo, you must be old enough. Problem solved.
#shitposting

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-07 18:09:48

New infosec AI guidance just dropped
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@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-06 21:42:47

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| am aware that there are many
valid critiques for phrenology,
but counterpoint: everyone in
my house with a cat-shaped
skull is constantly doing crimes

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-06 21:26:52

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The image is a meme that humorously compares two different brains. The top of the image is split into two sections by text. The left section reads "my brain" with a smiling emoji next to it. The right section reads "yuor brain" (a misspelling of "your brain") with a prohibition sign emoji.

Below the text, the image displays two distinct brains side-by-side. The "my brain" side features a smooth, pinkish-white object that resembles a simplified, almost abstract representation of a brain, lackin…

@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-03-20 04:34:20

What you're calling "#uv", is in fact Microslop uv, or as I've taken to calling it Microslop Copilot plus uv.
#shitposting

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-06 20:02:41

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The image shows a humorous, unconventional "recipe" being prepared using a coffee maker. At the top of the black coffee maker, two hot dog buns are resting on the lid, suggesting they are being warmed. The glass carafe of the coffee maker is filled with hot dogs, which appear to be cooking or being kept warm in a liquid, likely water. To the left of the coffee maker, a black coffee mug sits on the counter, adding to the domestic scene. In the background, a wooden shelf is visible, with a box co…

@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-03-20 05:38:17

Krzyż Wielkopolski = The Cross of Greater Poland
Koźmin Wielkopolski = The Goatmin(imum) of Greater Poland
Książ Wielkopolski = The Princ of Greater Poland
Gorzów Wielkopolski = The Distillery of Greater Poland (it's outside Greater Poland in case it blew up)
Ostrów Wielkopolski = The Sharpditch of Greater Poland
#shitposting #gównoposting

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-06 00:23:38

What unholy clucker-fuck fusion of cuisines is this?
I
MUST
GET
ONE
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The image is a promotional advertisement for a food item called "Pickle Pickle POUTINE" from Harvey's. The background is a vibrant, textured green, possibly representing a stylized pattern of small, light green dots.

Dominating the center of the image is a black serving container filled with poutine. The container is filled with a generous portion of golden-brown french fries, topped with what appears to be gravy and cheese curds, typical of poutine, but with added pickle elements.

The poutin…

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-03 18:54:03

You're gonna punch me?"
"Yeah"
"Then you're gonna in trouble for that”
"Okay"
#OkayPunch #Shitpost #Shitposting

The image features a close-up, slightly blurry shot of a tabby cat. The cat's face is in sharp focus, with its right eye, a striking dark pupil surrounded by a lighter iris, prominently displayed and looking directly at the viewer. Its fur is a mix of brown, grey, and white tabby markings. The cat's left paw is raised and blurred, appearing to be in mid-motion, with a distinct white patch on the front.

The background is out of focus and appears to be an indoor setting. To the left, there's a g…

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-01 03:44:40

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toycargeek65
The only winner tonight is the Voyager probe, which is
speeding away from Earth at 38,000 mph.

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-02-27 04:36:54

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The image displays a humorous prohibition sign regarding hedgehogs. The sign itself is affixed to a wooden surface, likely a door, with visible grain patterns. The sign is predominantly blue with a white border. At the top of the sign, a graphic depicts a stylized, light gray hedgehog inside a large red circle with a diagonal red line crossing through it, indicating prohibition. The hedgehog has a rounded body, small dark eyes, and its spines are represented by subtle textured lines. The prohib…

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-04-28 02:12:45

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Dexerto
@Dexerto
A viral browser extension forces you to stop
scrolling by sending a giant cat onto your
screen
Cat Gatekeeper blocks social media with an
unremovable cat overlay until your break
timer ends

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-04-23 17:01:46

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boozician 17h
Please explain the difference
between Hamlet and MacBeth.

wellfed_wellread 10h

Hamlet - Man think think think. Too much
think. Not much DO. Bad things happen.
Big sad.

Macbeth - man DO DO DO! Not enough
think. Bad things happen. Big messy.

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-13 21:56:15

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The image is a screenshot from Reddit, displaying a post titled "$2,000,000,000,000 wiped out from the US stock market in the past month." authored by "Gjore" under the subreddit "r/StockMarket". The post includes a discussion tag and a visual representation of stock performance, likely a heatmap or treemap of the stock market.

The dominant color palette of the visual is a deep, gradient red, suggesting a widespread downturn in the market.
The main elements of the visual are large, rectangula…

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-02-21 01:26:23

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ProudToBeCanadian

The image is a medium shot of a male hockey player in a red uniform, wearing a helmet and a goalie's glove on his left hand. He is raising his gloved hand in the air, with his mouth open in an excited yell. His jersey is bright red with black accents and features a prominent black maple leaf emblem on the chest. He appears to be celebrating or acknowledging a crowd.

Behind him, a crowd of people is visible, with many hands reaching out towards him, suggesting a congratulatory moment or a "high…

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-14 00:12:20

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@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-02-20 19:38:02

Check your privilege. Some of us are ugly 24/7.
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michaela okland

@MichaelaOkla
It’s important to have ugly time. Time
where ur ugly. And just get to sit and
be ugly. And when people say “nooo u
could never be ugly” shut up. It’s ugly
time and that’s not a bad thing. It’s
important

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-02-20 01:09:13

It's an interesting scenario: Aliens arrive, and request to speak to a representative for Humanity.
Who do we send?
I mean you could answer with someone other than Bobcat Goldthwait, but you'd be wrong.
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The image is a collage presented as a news graphic, with a dark, starry background that appears to be space. Dominating the upper portion are numerous headshots of well-known actors, arranged in a grid-like fashion. The actors featured include Emma Watson, Keanu Reeves, Johnny Depp, an Asian man, Nicolas Cage, Shia LaBeouf, Judi Dench, a man with glasses, Morgan Freeman, Liam Neeson, and Chris Pratt. These portraits are framed in thin, dark blue borders and appear to be set against a backdrop o…

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