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@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-03-29 15:44:37

To resolve the half-empty / half-full problem, I propose the adjective "fumpty".
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@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-05-27 17:26:40

#Shitposting #Shitpost #ShamelesslyStolenFromTheOtherSite

The image displays a social media post featuring a woman playing an accordion on a stage. The top part of the image shows a post from "aiirbearmusic" asking "how do neurodivergent people flirt" with engagement metrics like likes, comments, shares, and views. Below this, there's a preview of a video or image from user "honest2betsy". The main visual element is a woman in the lower half of the image. She is wearing a black and white polka dot outfit, with fishnet stockings. She is holding a red …
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-04-28 02:12:45

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Dexerto @Dexerto A viral browser extension forces you to stop scrolling by sending a giant cat onto your screen Cat Gatekeeper blocks social media with an unremovable cat overlay until your break timer ends
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-05-29 12:19:45

#shitPost #shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

The image is a screenshot of a social media post, likely from Twitter, featuring a headline and two accompanying photographs. The headline, prominently displayed at the top in white text against a black background, reads "JUST IN: Nobel prize winner builds a solar device that can pull 1,000 liters of clean water from air everyday". A small, circular icon resembling a red star or a light source is to the left of the "JUST IN" text. The image is split vertically into two panels. The left panel…
@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-06-26 06:45:47

What's your gander?
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valued
not valued
nonbinary

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-06-26 02:14:10

#ShitPost #Shitposting #NetworkingMeme

Image of a GBIC, overlayed with text "Is this a vape?"
@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-06-18 02:19:06

S in SMTP stands for spam.
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@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-04-23 17:01:46

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boozician 17h Please explain the difference between Hamlet and MacBeth. wellfed_wellread 10h Hamlet - Man think think think. Too much think. Not much DO. Bad things happen. Big sad. Macbeth - man DO DO DO! Not enough think. Bad things happen. Big messy.
@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-05-17 08:49:21

They're putting AI in everything, and the next thing you know "a drone got lost around here."
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@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-06-21 07:16:21

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they should do a remake of west side story but place it in 1400s Italy and have it two warring families instead of gangs
@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-04-16 09:58:01

You are permitted to shoot using your fingers, but you must not lean around nonchalantly.
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@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-06-26 19:22:28

#Shitpost #Shitposting #AI #HangingWithDrZ
If it looks like a duck, and hallucinates l…

People are afraid of AI, but AI can do anything. It can figure out complex mathematical problems. It can create an entire business infrastructure. It can deliver any visual image. And it also has late-stage dementia. And the AI creators say, no, it's not dementia. It just has hallucinations. Like my grandfather had, when he was suffering from late-stage dementia. And when that happened, we took away his driver's license. We didn't put him in charge of a call center.
@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-04-16 10:47:27

Did I share this cult already?
#dog #shitposting

@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-06-14 19:44:33

AMD64 is 64-bit
ARM64 is 64-bit
PPC64 is 64-bit
X86 must be 86-bit then
Now, S390 must be something…
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@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-06-16 17:46:48

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Jelly Roll and wife Bunnie Xo divorcing after nearly 10 years of marriage Steve Byrne @stevebyrnelive If a former meth cooking, drug dealer, prison convict, turned country rap star with tattoos on his face can’t make a relationship work with a single mom, former stripper & Las Vegas escort who asked for an open marriage, then who can?
@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-05-14 10:30:39

🤚 Matrix
👉 Natrix natrix
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@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-06-14 00:28:28

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So | just woke up and my first thought was “what if in the four horsemen of the apocalypse, pestilence was one of those anti- vax moms?” quite frankly the four white suburban soccer-moms of the apocalypse would scare me way more War is the one constantly screaming at retail workers Famine is a diet nut, one of the really annoying ones who is all ‘OMG PALEO IS THE TRUE WAY TO EAT AND IF YOU DON'T EAT PALEO YOU'RE GOING TO DIE OF CANCER’ Death drives a minivan
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-06-13 18:50:53

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromTheFacebook

The image shows a screenshot of a social media post. At the top, there are two user profiles displayed. The first is a profile with a verified blue checkmark next to the username "i like fo..." and a small circular avatar of a person eating from a bag. The second profile, below the first, has a username "insane jump by BOOick lesabre" and a circular avatar of a man wearing a hat and overalls. The text of the post reads "Never wearing overalls again". Below the text, a receipt is partially visib…
@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-05-10 07:37:00

Shouldn't Rottweilers be red?
#shitposting

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-06-13 18:24:40

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromTheFacebook

The image shows a white ceramic mug with a black interior and handle. The mug has text and an image printed on its exterior. The text at the top of the mug reads, "To all the side chicks" in a stylized black font. Below the text, there is an image of a man and a woman, presumably King Charles III and Queen Camilla, standing side-by-side. The man is on the left, wearing a formal black suit with a blue sash and medals. The woman is on the right, wearing a light-colored dress and a tiara, with a b…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-06-14 02:38:09

The NDA restricts what I can say about the incident, but to make a long story short - suffice it to say that I'm banned from the state of New Jersey.
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Hello, welcome to another episode of Bad Design. What the f*** did Tim do?
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-05-12 22:37:58

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The image displays the cover art for an audiobook titled "A Modest Proposal" by Jonathan Swift, accompanied by a caption suggesting the design is incongruous with the book's content. The cover is divided into three horizontal sections. The top section features a subtle, pale yellow background with an intricate, swirling floral or vine-like pattern in a slightly darker shade of yellow. This pattern is ornate and somewhat abstract, creating a decorative border. The middle section is a distinct …
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-06-12 18:20:57

#Shitpost #Shitposting #Babylon5

The image is a graphic design featuring bold, stylized text against a vibrant, solid royal blue background. The primary focus is the word "ZATHRAS" rendered in large, uppercase letters. These letters are a bright, warm orange with a distinct red outline, giving them a three-dimensional, embossed appearance. The shadows cast by the red outline suggest light coming from the top left. Below "ZATHRAS," and slightly to the left, is the word "FOR" in a smaller, italicized font, also in the same oran…
@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-06-04 04:39:44

A nature documentary: "trainspotting among deers".
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@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-06-12 23:34:47

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromTheFacebook

The image displays a news article with a headline that reads "Elon Musk loses trillionaire status after accidentally running a 6-hour AI task with Fable 5". Below the headline, a subheading states "Musk reportedly saw the Anthropic bill and fainted". The article is attributed to Paloma Chavez and Kimberlee Speakman, and it was published on June 12, 2026, at 09:57 AM EDT. A small speech bubble icon indicates "26 COMMENTS". The lower part of the image features a portrait of Elon Musk. He is wear…
@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-04-04 19:47:28

#LifeHack: how to turn the lights off using a remote.
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@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-06-11 03:16:48

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why should i have to "find a therapist". personally i think the therapists should all be fighting over who gets to be the one to delve into my beautiful mind
@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-05-04 09:53:44

I don't get why so many people walk around with bared belly. I mean, I get that it makes insulin injections easier, but I've never suspected this many people to be suffering from seasonal diabetes.
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@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-06-11 02:52:21

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The image shows a cat dangling upside down from a hole in a white, textured ceiling. The cat is predominantly white with patches of orange fur on its head, back, and tail. Its body is extended downwards, with its legs bent, as if it's caught or trying to maneuver through the opening. The hole in the ceiling appears to be roughly rectangular, revealing a dark space behind it. The ceiling itself is made of square panels with a raised pattern. A shadow cast by something outside the frame stretches…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-06-11 16:13:53

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The image is a parody of a book cover, designed to be humorous and provocative. The title, "Everything I don't like is DEI," is displayed prominently at the top in bold black text. Below it, in slightly smaller but still bold black letters, is the word "DEI." Further down, the subtitle reads "A BOOK FOR BASIC DICKHEADS" in black, sans-serif font. The main visual element is a cartoon illustration of a man with short, reddish-brown hair, wearing an orange long-sleeved shirt. He is leaning over t…
@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-05-01 02:44:54

Is it true that when a tabby #cat is eating, its stripes are moving like a progress bar?
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@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-06-11 03:06:20

#FrankieBoyle #Shitpost #Shitposting

The image is a meme featuring two horizontal panels, each depicting a close-up of Frankie Boyle, a middle-aged man with reddish-brown hair and beard, wearing glasses and an orange vest over a green jacket. Both panels have white text superimposed on them. In the top panel, the man is looking slightly off-camera to his left with a contemplative expression. The text reads: "I've often struggled with sociability." The background is blurred green foliage, with hints of grape clusters. A small BBC …
@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-05-31 17:03:19

I've just happened to look at the vet's printout for one of my cats, and now I'm thinking that humans should also have a "species" field for all the doctors' printouts.
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@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-06-03 14:18:28

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Important Question: How would baguettes move?
@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-05-14 11:34:31

I was wondering how #Wolfenstein 3-D was more realistic than #Doom, given how heavy must be all the weapons and ammunition you are carrying. But then, it occurred to me that in Wolfenstein you also end up carrying literally tons of treasure.
#games #shitposting

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-06-01 18:34:05

#USPol #Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

friendostradick Removal of his name from the Kennedy Center should be received like the fall of the Berlin Wall. People need to be gathering and partying there. Make it so big that media almost HAVE to cover it. Drive the Mad King even madder.