Tootfinder

@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-10-19 02:32:35

Signed XML? Like ±XML?
#shitposting

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-09-18 23:37:30

I'm sOrrY I thOUghT tHiS Was AmERicA
#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomeWhereElseOnTheInternetSeriouslyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-10-17 01:52:20

#Shitpost #Shitposting #InternationalSkepticsDay

@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-10-16 08:17:48

The existence of alfalfa implies the existence of betbeta and gamgamma.
#WordPlay #shitposting

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-08-16 16:19:01

#shitposting #shitpost #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomeWhereElseOnTheInternetSeriouslyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-07-23 00:08:20

#ShitPost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

The thing about presenting a D&D party with
some form of the Trolley Problem is they will
somehow find a physics and morality bending
3rd option that kills everyone and then later use
it as a story to tell other people how fun their
D&D game is.

@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-09-11 09:54:34

How do you call a bisexual unicorn?
#shitposting

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-07-22 12:47:00

Aome kinda advanced calculus gang seems yo have moved into the hood and is tagging things
#ShitPost #Shitposting

The image displays a close-up, overhead view of asphalt pavement marked with bright orange and red spray paint. The markings are abstract and appear to be symbols or directional indicators, possibly for utility work or surveying.

The scene is dominated by the dark, textured surface of the asphalt, which is speckled with various shades of gray, black, and small, lighter-colored aggregate particles. A few wisps of dried grass and small twigs are scattered across the surface, particularly in the …

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-07-20 19:33:31

#Shitpost #Shitposting #LiteralShitPosting

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-07-22 12:49:57

Okay, i knew that the infosec industry is being commoditized, but damn, it is completive out there.
#JobSearch #ShitPost #Shitposting

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-10-18 13:02:35

#Shitpost #Shitposting #infosec #ShamelesslyStolenFromReddit

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-10-14 00:05:13

These captchas are getting more difficult
#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomeWhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-09-07 08:01:19

> 4U liquid soap
Checks
> fits in 3U
#shitposting

@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-09-07 01:45:04

What kind of a tuple are you?
#shitposting

@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-09-04 03:01:25

Of course there are people who are #shitposting without prior research. We respect them. However, I'm going to keep my quality shitposts well researched, so their absurdity remains remotely plausible. Also because I don't want Fediverse to point out my mistakes.

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-09-10 21:47:39

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomeWhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-09-08 22:44:07

#Shitposting #Shitpost #WorldPolitics

@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-10-04 06:26:12

Nothammer, notausgang. I sense a lot of negativity on these trains.
#shitposting

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-10-16 22:39:13

#fortinet #dotdotslash #Shitpost #Shitposting

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-08-09 16:37:44

I'm leaving OpenAI to build Jurassic Park

I'm so grateful for my time at OpenAI, where I led alignment safety for the official ChatGPT basketball. I gained so much valuable experience building Altman's armageddon engines, and I'm taking it to the next level with my new startup: Jurassic Park.
At Jurassic Park, we're resurrecting the ultimate apex predators to defend humanity against misaligned AI.
#Shitpost #Shitposting #AI

@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-08-31 06:38:47

Per urticas ad rubos
#latin #shitposting

@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-09-29 13:58:26

A chocolate that's empty inside?! What a scam, to take money for air!
#shitposting

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-09-06 15:28:08

#shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomeWhereElseOnTheInternetSeriouslyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-08-30 17:20:59

As the name suggests, Parkour was invented by the French who couldn't find a free parking spot nearby and had to quickly get from their car to places.
#shitposting

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-08-04 23:03:12

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-10-05 01:44:38

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomeWhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-07-29 03:32:22

Content warning: Critical infrastructure

The toilet.
#shitposting

@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-07-29 10:05:41

The indifference. The toilet is waiting for someone to confirm the fault, and nobody notices.
#shitposting

@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-09-27 11:29:07

Does crossfitness mean exercising while hanging on a cross?
#shitposting

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-08-02 20:19:25

Wife is watching Property Brothers. They're redoing Michael Buble's grandfather's house.
#Shitpost #Shitposting

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-07-31 17:06:49

Not going to lie. My money is on Nicolas Cage heisting the Master copy.
#Shitpost #Shitposting

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-09-15 13:38:24

#Shitpost #Shitposting #AI #ShamelesslyStolenFromReddit

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-07-28 01:00:52

#Shitpost #shitposting

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-09-28 20:12:14

You may live to see man-made horrors beyond your comprehension
--Nikola Tesla
#Shitpost #Shitposting #ManMadeHorrorsBeyondYourComprehesion

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-07-28 16:14:48

I was going to go back and watch the interview in full - but. . . well - you know . . . .
#Shitpost #Shitposting

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-09-25 16:59:30

#Shitpost #shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromTheLinkedIn

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-08-26 16:24:52

From the group chat
#Shitpost #Shitposting

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-09-15 18:39:47

Deep Fried Hot Dog Inna Bun

(getting some strong " 'Cut me own throat' Dibbler " vibes from this one.)
https://youtu.be/eHgDDL3TF_c
#Shitposting #Shitpost #CMOTD #DeepFried #DeepFriedHotDogInABun

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-09-24 02:33:31

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromBlueSky