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@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-06-14 05:57:37

Makes sense we have smartphones because fertility rate plunged. I mean people need something to do in bed.
#headlines #silly #fertility #smartphones #society

@UP8@mastodon.social
2026-09-01 16:42:43

Kids pose with violin, violin case, and dog
#photo #photography #groupportrait #silly #dog #dioday #music #cortland #countrymusicpark

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-08-04 02:38:52

One of my favorite scenes and lines from The Flintstones:
Wilma: Does he have a name?
Woman at adoption center: Bam Bam
Fred: Is it short for something?
Woman: Bam Bam Bam
#Flintstones #movies #lines #entertainment #silly