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@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-06-26 18:04:38

These people… they’re not very smart.
#softbank #trillionDollarCorporations #billionaires

Three AI-generated (at least I fucking hole so) slides with photos of a goose and golden eggs from SoftBank’s recent shareholder presentation. “Goose was not valued” and “Goose value 71” have already become memes. Shareholder Value = 3 eggs Goose was not valued Goose value 0? Eggs do not lay eggs 3 → 74 Increase = 71 It was the goose that created value 74 - 3 = 71 Goose value 71
@cyrevolt@mastodon.social
2026-06-29 13:27:33

In a different timeline, #SoftBank inspired this song.
youtu.be/Kj8Vrqeiqqc