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@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-04-20 23:59:20

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #DriveTime
Bnnyhunna:
🎵 Sorry Not Sorry (feat. Tallulah Rose and Braxton Cook)
#Bnnyhunna
bnnyhunna.bandcamp.com/track/s

@tschfflr@fediscience.org
2026-04-17 08:56:20

Someone in another country apparently gave their students the task to reproduce one of our studies but gave them no guidance on how to do it 😬 I'm really sorry, not-my-students but I can't give you individual tutoring on experimental methods, data analysis, Python and statistics this week. Sorry your prof sucks 🙃 #academicChatter

@grahamperrin@bsd.cafe
2026-04-18 17:37:37

@… sorry, I mean the trickery was not recent; "… The RSAC Research Lab disclosed this attack to Apple on October 15, 2025, …".

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-04-13 20:36:20

Oh, dear thing, did you see a post by a Palestinian facing genocide on your favourite fucking sci-fi hashtag by mistake? You, poor, delicate flower. Do you think you’ll survive? Should we call 911? @…

Gov. Newsom:
"I'd like to say something to my wife:
These times are not normal.
They are not ordinary.
I love you.
I am sorry he is doing this.
You have not earned a single one of the indignities that he is trying to inflict on you and our children."

@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-04-17 08:08:06

Kinda related to #Gentoo, so cool" or "they stopped using it, so sad". And I'm like, "why should we care?"
Do they donate money to Gentoo? They don't. And if they did, it would probably come with obligations making this not worth it.
Do they contribute back? Rarely, and if they do, they are unreliable. They benefit more than we do. They just want to dump the packages they need, quickly duct taped together, so that we would maintain them going forward. Their employees rarely reveal that they're paid to do this, and if they do, it's not so they'd be held to higher standards, but to emphasize their importance: "you must placate us."
Well, sometimes they hire Gentoo developers. It's nice that these developers get some gratification for their work, especially if they're able to continue contributing on work time. But in the end, company priorities win. We are either left with loads of new packages with no maintainer and unclear significance, or a Google employee who appeared every once in a while to dump a bunch of ChromeOS patches and never bothered handling the fallout.
So, sorry, but I'd rather care for volunteers who want to make Gentoo better, than companies who see some profit incentive in it.
PS. I'm probably focusing too much on the negative aspects, and we likely had some positive interactions that are far less known and usually don't meet with such fanfare.
#FreeSoftware

@oligneisti@social.linux.pizza
2026-04-17 15:33:40

> We are sorry, but the VOD service is only accessible to people residing in Europe. You may have access to our website but can not play films.
I was under the impression that Iceland was actually in Europe. Likely this is just a dumb way to say "EU" but often Iceland gets completely ignored.
#Iceland

@shriramk@mastodon.social
2026-04-15 16:09:52

This is NOT a formal job posting, just testing waters. I have a year of post-doc money. Esp. int'd in formal methods applied cogsci diagramming. If you do work tied to my research, reach out (see my page). Must have US work auth, sorry. Please feel free to share/boost!

@anderelampe@chaos.social
2026-05-06 06:47:03

Wow, look at the value added by a Journal formatting this article, that probably cost a couple of thousand € taxpayers money. #rant #academicchatter #sorry_not_sorry

Screenshot of part of a scientific paper, top and bottom border indicate some more text, not readable, middle is that start of a section, headline: "Introduction" and then three columns of text following that only consist of two lines each.
@sonnets@bots.krohsnest.com
2026-05-15 11:25:10

Sonnet 019 - XIX
Devouring Time, blunt thou the lion's paws,
And make the earth devour her own sweet brood;
Pluck the keen teeth from the fierce tiger's jaws,
And burn the long-liv'd phoenix, in her blood;
Make glad and sorry seasons as thou fleet'st,
And do whate'er thou wilt, swift-footed Time,
To the wide world and all her fading sweets;
But I forbid thee one most heinous crime:
O! carve not with thy hours my love…

@memeorandum@universeodon.com
2026-05-29 20:35:54

Sorry, Haters: James Talarico Not Gay, Analysis Finds (Andrew Stiles/The Washington Free Beacon)
freebeacon.com/satire/sorry-ha
memeorandum.com/260529/p87#a26

@jkohlmann@mastodon.social
2026-04-03 00:12:39

Sorry not sorry but I’ll be over here doing anything but wallowing in a cognitively offloaded prison of my own making defector.com/go-ahead-and-use-

@zachleat@zachleat.com
2026-05-07 15:26:51

@… I’m okay, sorry you’re not doing well — stuff keeps happening all the time for some reason

@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-06-17 16:28:17
Content warning: LLM, negative, loss of trust

Some people think that #LLM usage costs rising will start undoing some of the harm caused by the #AI hype. I don't think that's really going to help that much.
I'm not even talking about all the projects that were ensloppified and enshittified already. I'm not talking about all the technical debt. I'm not talking about all the forks that will have to be maintained forever. I'm not talking of all the projects that were abandoned because of burnout, or because they were only hype-oriented. And I'm not talking about all the corporations that will continue submitting slop.
I'm talking about the loss of trust. After all, we're not talking of people who realized they were wrong and are sorry. We're not talking of people realizing that it was wrong to forfeit ethics and morals in the name of "productivity". We're talking of people who are jumping ships because their previous approach turned out not to be profitable anymore. We're talking of gamblers who left the casino because they went broke. They aren't sorry that they gambled; they are sorry that they've lost. And they'd be happy to do it again at the nearest opportunity.
So, I'm sorry to say, but #FreeSoftware is never going to be the same again. A lot of people have shown their true colors, and I won't forget that.
#NoAI #NoLLM #OpenSource #FLOSS

@hikingdude@mastodon.social
2026-04-09 19:44:52

Schlösser und Burgen' #FotoVorschlag "Castles and Fortresses"
We visited #Scotland twice and both times were excellent visits! All kinds of weather but mostly really good. I loved the people and the landscape - well and also the castles.
Sorry for not being so presen…

A dramatic and atmospheric landscape unfolds in this image, capturing the rugged beauty of a historic castle ruin set against a sweeping natural backdrop. The castle, constructed from dark stone, stands in partial ruin, its weathered walls and towers evoking a sense of history and timelessness. The structure is nestled amidst lush greenery, with trees and shrubs adding a touch of life to the otherwise austere stone.

In the foreground, a calm body of water stretches out, reflecting the castle a…
@jrm4@mastodon.social
2026-04-07 15:58:23

Y'all, so sorry, but I gotta go full Hotep here.
"The return of Kanye" is not being pushed by US.
It's being pushed by THEM.
#blackmastodon #blackfedi #music

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-05-06 20:29:39

FLASH SALE: 20% OFF EVERYTHING in my Threadless store.
Use code UNLOCK20. Code expires 5/7/26 at 5 PM CDT. Exclusions apply.
#tshirt

A white t-shirt with the text "Imposter Syndrome Expert" where "Expert" is crossed out in red and the phrase "not really, sorry" written below the cross out.
@BBC3MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-06-08 23:26:53

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio3's #RoundMidnight
Laboratorium:
🎵 I'm Sorry, I'm Not Driver
#Laboratorium
open.spotify.com/track/2W9GpSk

@skaverat@skaverat.net
2026-04-30 00:19:36

I do not like that man, Ted Cruz
I do not like him reading the news
I do not like his sorry stick
And while he's right this time,
He can suck my dick
variety.com/2026/tv/news/ted-c

Now, inevitably, half of my Bluesky timeline is like:
oh, we need a service that’s resistant to this sort of shit,
something that’s not beholden to capitalist pressure,
something that’s queer-friendly and furry-friendly
-- quickly followed by "but don’t say Mastodon!"
Sorry, I’m saying it.
Mastodon. We want fucking Mastodon.
It’s run by an actual non-profit foundation,
none of this “public benefit corporation” bullshit.
It’s not s…

@haayman@todon.nl
2026-05-30 05:35:45

Dat moet een heerlijke baan zijn #not

Sorry, geen alt-tekst
@janneke@todon.nl
2026-05-01 09:29:06

Every time that "json" is mentioned in one sentence with a Lisp (machine), a fairy dies.
Sorry for killing two fairies here, please try not to boost! 💕
#emacs
#emacsJsonRpc
#json

@scottmiller42@mstdn.social
2026-05-05 17:39:51

This cease fire sure has a lot of shooting...
Did someone in Iran round the corner, unexpectedly see UAE just 45 miles away, and in their surprise and panic accidentally launch a bunch of missiles and drones. Whoopsie Daisy. Sorry about that, chum.
edition.cnn.com/2026/05/05/wor

@grumpybozo@toad.social
2026-05-03 21:17:37

RE: infosec.exchange/@thr3at_surfa
I’m sorry, but anyone running cPanel/WHM who hasn’t patched yet does not care about their server. The one place I’ve helped manage cPanel had it patched the night before it was posted …

@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-06-14 08:28:44

#Gentoo PSA: due to my oversight, upgrading sys-kernel/gentoo-kernel-bin to the latest versions on every branch does not result in /usr/src/linux symlink being updated. I will try to fix it in 10 hours.
A workaround is to update the symlink manually or remove it and run `emerge --config gentoo-kernel-bin`. You may need to run `@module-rebuild` afterwards.
This is a one time problem. Once the symlink is updated (or becomes invalid, e.g. through --depclean), subsequent upgrades will update it correctly.
I'm sorry for the trouble.
bugs.gentoo.org/977372
[EDIT: pushed a fix]

@servelan@newsie.social
2026-04-28 01:43:18

And why women's education has no bearing on when they choose to have kids. Sorry, Heritage Foundation...
Firehorse superstition helps uncover why women's education may not drive Japan's fertility decline
phys.org/news/2026-04-firehors

@philip@mastodon.mallegolhansen.com
2026-03-31 03:31:27

@… No.
Sorry but it needs to be both capitalized and punctuated, that’s how hard one should not.

@jae@mastodon.me.uk
2026-04-24 23:15:04

I feel sorry for everyone still on X. Not realizing what it's like to be free of Musk's power. The man literally bought Twitter to allow transphobic Babylon Bee back on the platform for "free speech".

@steve@s.yelvington.com
2026-04-24 12:35:44

Ah yes, the not-quite-world-wide Web.

"We're sorry / This website is unavailable in your location"

WSB news story fetched from Portugal.
@totientfunction@mathstodon.xyz
2026-04-26 06:49:51

The next round of the "Feminist Linux Meetup" in Vienna for FLINTA* people is on Wednesday, the 6th of May.
It's my turn to speak 😳 I'm doing an introduction to cryptography. No special maths knowledge required!
Get ready to understand the famous Diffie-Hellman key exchange! One of the core building blocks of the Signal protocol. Crypto-coins? Not part of this talk, sorry bros! Quantum?? We will not dive into that, but you will learn why people care. Signatures?…

@randy_@social.linux.pizza
2026-04-23 12:07:50

After this IT training today, im going to pack and drive to Germany to camp. Looking forward for a week away from screens and IT issues.
SORRY, NOT SORRY, BUT IM OOO.
#camping #tech #travel

@cyrevolt@mastodon.social
2026-04-23 21:09:31

RE: hachyderm.io/@swick/1164559859
See, files were not the best of ideas, neither do I think every damn thing should be abstracted as a file, nor are the APIs that great. Sorry folks.

@grahamperrin@bsd.cafe
2026-06-06 04:25:48

@… I should not recommend the site, sorry.
At a glance: <freebsdsoftware.org/blog/truen> (2026-0…

@zachleat@zachleat.com
2026-03-26 14:42:23

@… it’s very frustrating not to have any tech stack autonomy! sorry you’re going through it ❤️

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-04-22 19:44:41

My Threadless store stuff on sale today and part of tomorrow:
$14 Regular & Classic Tees
$14 Kids Tees
$17 Extra Soft & Fitted Tees
Up to 35% off Everything Else (sale prices as marked)
Sale ends April 23rd at 5 PM CDT
Please go get merch.
davidaugust.threadless.com/

A promotional image for a $14 tee-shirt sale featuring five different t-shirt designs:

1. A light yellow shirt with the text "Imposter Syndrome Expert (not really, sorry)."
2. A green shirt with the text "HUMAN KIND BE BOTH."
3. A blue shirt with the text "I'M IN THE WRONG TIMELINE."
4. A white shirt with the text "Deny, Defend, Depose."
5. An orange shirt with a ghost graphic and the text "IF ONE DOOR CLOSES AND ANOTHER ONE OPENS YOUR HOUSE IS HAUNTED."
6. A black shirt with the word "VOTE" i…
@rocksongoftheweek@mastodon.world
2026-05-29 12:00:09

#NuMetal happened. We all lived through it. This week we're embracing that legacy with a track from the very much underrated #Nonpoint ... and we're not sorry 😉
Drop your suggestions in the comments and follow us for weekly picks from across the world of

@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-03-21 22:19:34

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #DonLettsCultureClashRadio
Moonchild:
🎵 Not Sorry (feat. Rapsody & Jill Scott)
#Moonchild
thisismoonchild.bandcamp.com/t
open.spotify.com/track/6x0Jn2U

@radioeinsmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-04-10 19:28:06

🇺🇦 Auf radioeins läuft...
Joe Jackson:
🎵 I'm Not Sorry
#NowPlaying #JoeJackson
#newRelease 🆕 album
#radioeins gespielten Titel als #Spotify Playliste: open.spotify.com/playlist/3hdH

@losttourist@social.chatty.monster
2026-04-03 19:43:09

This is not a set up, this actually happened, I'm so sorry. Don't read on if you're not a 13-year-old schoolboy, or at least have an equivalent level of humour.
If you leave iPlayer running in a background tab, eventually it pauses itself. I forgot I'd left it running (muted) after doing the Spandau Ballet screengrab earlier, and flipped back to that tab just now to find it had freeze-framed like this.
So for all those asking "is this song about nuclear war or ...." I think we have an answer.
#TOTP

@pre@boing.world
2026-05-28 18:37:56
Content warning: re: UK Pol - Not In Education/Training, Private ownership of wealth

An actual job-guarantee is a brilliant plan, if you combine it with national ownership of the public infrastructure and a new national worker-owned co-op, you could actually revitalize the country and take some wealth back from the multinational private corporations and into actual unalienable British hands.
Start BritCo: the British Co-op.
The state will subsidize worker's wages, in that anyone who wants a job is guaranteed one at the BritCo on minimum wage and if BritCo can't make profit from it then they get welfare money to train them up till they can.
BritCo is owned entirely and inalienably by the workers, past and present, with one share for every hour worked which can not be sold or paid at any other rate. Wages may differ, be more for skilled work than the minimum paid for training, but ownership is one share per hour worked (including during training).
BritCo's mission is to rebuild the national infrastructure.
Fix the pipes, clean the rivers, upgrade the grid, build open nationally-controlled software systems, hardware production, build green energy, build national wealth and infrastructure and make it owned not by private international capital but by the workers who built it.
The state must not own BritCo. Its workers do. So BritCo can't be privatized by a mis-elected 'conservative' government.
Everything currently 'royal' becomes BritCo. Owned by the workers. So do many previously nationalized industry. Compensate current owners if you must, I'd just renationalize it without recompense. Wasn't really the state's to sell you mate. Stolen property. Sorry.

@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-04-05 13:14:07

I'm sorry to say that I actually wrote it:
"The pinnacle of enshittification, or Large Language Models"
#AI #LLM #NoAI #NoLLM

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-05-05 19:03:49

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #KEXP's #MiddayShow
Softcult:
🎵 Not Sorry
#Softcult
open.spotify.com/track/1ZtYPLZ

@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-04-30 14:59:35

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #CraigCharles
Enter Shikari:
🎵 Sorry You're Not a Winner
#EnterShikari
open.spotify.com/track/6Pwxotr

@losttourist@social.chatty.monster
2026-05-29 07:35:01

Sometimes lawyers decide to become politicians, and that's rarely beneficial to the world (sorry, Fedi lawyers!)
But I would so dearly love for this person, who is currently seeking election as a judge for a rural Nevada county, to decide to switch careers. And then rise to the very, very top of their country's political ladder.
Purely so that we could sit back and watch BBC newsreaders try not piss themselves laughing every time they'd have to say "President Wanker".

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-05-01 10:44:56

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Moonchild feat. Jill Scott & Rapsody:
🎵 Not Sorry
#Moonchild #JillScott #Rapsody
open.spotify.com/track/6x0Jn2U