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Wow, look at the value added by a Journal formatting this article, that probably cost a couple of thousand € taxpayers money. #rant #academicchatter #sorry_not_sorry

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Use code UNLOCK20. Code expires 5/7/26 at 5 PM CDT. Exclusions apply.
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This cease fire sure has a lot of shooting...
Did someone in Iran round the corner, unexpectedly see UAE just 45 miles away, and in their surprise and panic accidentally launch a bunch of missiles and drones. Whoopsie Daisy. Sorry about that, chum.
https://edition.cnn.com/2026/05/05/wor

Hegseth says ‘ceasefire is not over,’ as tensions rise in Strait of Hormuz
US Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth says the US effort to guide vessels out of the Strait of Hormuz is temporary, and “separate and distinct” from ongoing military operations in the region. Follow for live updates.

Sorry not sorry but I’ll be over here doing anything but wallowing in a cognitively offloaded prison of my own making https://defector.com/go-ahead-and-use-ai-it-will-only-help-me-dominate-you

Go Ahead And Use AI. It Will Only Help Me Dominate You. | Defector
This piece was originally published on How Things Work, a newsletter by Hamilton Nolan. If you enjoy this, or the author’s previous work covering the NFL for Defector, you should subscribe to his newsletter right now. Recently there has been a lot of commentary of the following type: BAD WRITER [touchily]: “Actually, I do use…

I'm sorry to say that I actually wrote it:
"The pinnacle of enshittification, or Large Language Models"
#AI #LLM #NoAI #NoLLM

RE: https://infosec.exchange/@thr3at_surfac3/116512640247397541
I’m sorry, but anyone running cPanel/WHM who hasn’t patched yet does not care about their server. The one place I’ve helped manage cPanel had it patched the night before it was posted …

The Trump regime “has a plan” the same way the Cylons in Battlestar Galactica (2003) “had a plan”*
Step 1: Bomb the fuck outta everyone
Step 2: 🤷🏻‍♀️
* they absolutely clearly did not have a plan
(Sorry about the season 3-4 spoilers for BSG)

Every time that "json" is mentioned in one sentence with a Lisp (machine), a fairy dies.
Sorry for killing two fairies here, please try not to boost! 💕
#emacs
#emacsJsonRpc
#json

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #DriveTime
Bnnyhunna:
🎵 Sorry Not Sorry (feat. Tallulah Rose and Braxton Cook)
#Bnnyhunna
https://bnnyhunna.bandcamp.com/track/sorry-not-sorry-feat-tallulah-rose-and-braxton-cook

I do not like that man, Ted Cruz
I do not like him reading the news
I do not like his sorry stick
And while he's right this time,
He can suck my dick
https://variety.com/2026/tv/news/ted-cruz-fcc-abc-broa…

Ted Cruz Rips FCC Over ABC Broadcast License Review Following Kimmel Joke
Ted Cruz thinks the FCC stepped over the line in ordering Disney's ABC to file for an accelerated renewal of broadcast licenses of its eight local TV stations -- seemingly in response to a joke Jimmy Kimmel told about Melania Trump on late-night television.

Confession: Sometimes I will apologize for blowing up people's notifications, when in fact, I am not sorry :neocat_evil_3c:

I am not sorry

@… No.
Sorry but it needs to be both capitalized and punctuated, that’s how hard one should not.

Oh, dear thing, did you see a post by a Palestinian facing genocide on your favourite fucking sci-fi hashtag by mistake? You, poor, delicate flower. Do you think you’ll survive? Should we call 911? @… ht…

Think about how expensive Uber has become. Now look at this chart (sorry; borrowed it from Reddit; assuming it’s not completely wrong), and draw the simplest conclusion about how much this LLM stuff is going to cost when you’re not getting a handout to subsidize it.
Heck, if a straight line is too hard for you, just ask the LLM.

And why women's education has no bearing on when they choose to have kids. Sorry, Heritage Foundation...
Firehorse superstition helps uncover why women's education may not drive Japan's fertility decline
https://phys.org/news/2026-04-firehorse-superstition-uncover-women-japan.html#goog_rewarded

@… it’s very frustrating not to have any tech stack autonomy! sorry you’re going through it ❤️

computer: your computer has to restart for updates
me: uh, im in the middle of something; i have 17 things open.
computer: ok would you like to reschedule?
me: yes, tomorrow at 5:30pm
computer: sorry can't reschedule for then.
me: ok, how about tomorrow at 9am
computer: sorry can't reschedule for then.
me: so its "now" or "???". That's not really a fucking choice then is it?
CAKE OR DEATH. cake please. WELL WE'…

The next round of the "Feminist Linux Meetup" in Vienna for FLINTA* people is on Wednesday, the 6th of May.
It's my turn to speak 😳 I'm doing an introduction to cryptography. No special maths knowledge required!
Get ready to understand the famous Diffie-Hellman key exchange! One of the core building blocks of the Signal protocol. Crypto-coins? Not part of this talk, sorry bros! Quantum?? We will not dive into that, but you will learn why people care. Signatures?…

I feel sorry for everyone still on X. Not realizing what it's like to be free of Musk's power. The man literally bought Twitter to allow transphobic Babylon Bee back on the platform for "free speech".

Someone in another country apparently gave their students the task to reproduce one of our studies but gave them no guidance on how to do it 😬 I'm really sorry, not-my-students but I can't give you individual tutoring on experimental methods, data analysis, Python and statistics this week. Sorry your prof sucks 🙃 #academicChatter

Ah yes, the not-quite-world-wide Web.

Please watch their charming video! Watch, and look at the faces: kids of many races and many genders, all different levels of knowledge, every one of them showing this deep-seated sense of agency and ownership about science and about their own learning: “I belong here. This is for me.” It’s everything the fascists fear.
Full disclosure: my kid is one of the kids in the program (but not in the video, sorry!). I can thus vouch for this fundraiser with extra confidence.
https://vimeo.com/1152657185
2/

After this IT training today, im going to pack and drive to Germany to camp. Looking forward for a week away from screens and IT issues.
SORRY, NOT SORRY, BUT IM OOO.
#camping #tech #travel

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #KEXP's #MiddayShow
Softcult:
🎵 Not Sorry
#Softcult
https://open.spotify.com/track/1ZtYPLZOSvoE3y3yxdHWLb

RE: https://hachyderm.io/@swick/116455985982945725
See, files were not the best of ideas, neither do I think every damn thing should be abstracted as a file, nor are the APIs that great. Sorry folks.

This is not a set up, this actually happened, I'm so sorry. Don't read on if you're not a 13-year-old schoolboy, or at least have an equivalent level of humour.
If you leave iPlayer running in a background tab, eventually it pauses itself. I forgot I'd left it running (muted) after doing the Spandau Ballet screengrab earlier, and flipped back to that tab just now to find it had freeze-framed like this.
So for all those asking "is this song about nuclear war or ...." I think we have an answer.
#TOTP

I was reminded today that Garry Tan, reportedly a centimillionaire, has the most entry-level ass booze in his private booze locker. No taste. It would be a kindness to confiscate these men's wealth and spare them from embarrassing themselves.

They keep mentioning that USA star Olympian Hilary Knight is playing in her last Gold Medal game. With all due respect and empathy, I hope we ruin her fairytale ending.
Not sorry....

If you ever feel like you aren’t achieving as much as you want to, just remember there are people out there who are content with having read just one book in their lives, convinced it means they know everything there is to know about the world.
That said, try not to dwell on the fact that they’re the ones running the world right now or you might feel bad again.
(Sorry, I clearly shouldn’t be writing inspirational posts.)

This is NOT a formal job posting, just testing waters. I have a year of post-doc money. Esp. int'd in formal methods applied cogsci diagramming. If you do work tied to my research, reach out (see my page). Must have US work auth, sorry. Please feel free to share/boost!

> We are sorry, but the VOD service is only accessible to people residing in Europe. You may have access to our website but can not play films.
I was under the impression that Iceland was actually in Europe. Likely this is just a dumb way to say "EU" but often Iceland gets completely ignored.
#Iceland

@… sorry, I mean the trickery was not recent; "… The RSAC Research Lab disclosed this attack to Apple on October 15, 2025, …".

I’m sorry that your precious little token based markov algorithm that you think of as human isn’t useful, but it’s not useful.

Happy 104th birthday 🎂 to my late mom 👵🏼, who was not born on Friday the 13th😱 but was born a bit under a cloud 🌧️. She suffered extreme poverty 💸 during the depression 📉, had way more kids 🧑🏽‍🦱👱🏼‍♂️👩🏼‍🦰 👶🏼 than she planned for (sorry, mom), never got that PhD 📜, or the chocolate brown Mercedes 280SL.
I’m not sure she loved my dad, or her kids, or herself. I should have asked! But she lived a long life and was, for me and a lot of others, a feminist, activist, progressive role model. …

sorry label on container, this is not Greek yogurt.

Some sneak video from the filming of Neuromancer in London. You immediately know what scene this is, if you've read the book: (sorry abt the tictok link - it's not an app I use and I wasn't sure how to get the video off of it - best viewed without sound)
https://www.

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MiddayShow
Softcult:
🎵 Not Sorry
#Softcult
https://softcult.bandcamp.com/track/not-sorry
https://open.spotify.com/track/1ZtYPLZOSvoE3y3yxdHWLb

I am so sorry for those who cannot find anything to eat better than the dogshit in Fascist boot treads. @… https://types.pl/@krismicinski/116189695831443587

Arrhythmie-gerechte #Reanimation im Takt von:
#rettungsdienst

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$14 Regular & Classic Tees
$14 Kids Tees
$17 Extra Soft & Fitted Tees
Up to 35% off Everything Else (sale prices as marked)
Sale ends April 23rd at 5 PM CDT
Please go get merch.
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Apologies for the earlier post. Someone pointed out the mistake and I deleted it. I realized it probably came across as news. It was not news. I definitely need to post more carefully, sorry if there was any confusion.

Deponia is for free on Steam.
If you like point & click adventures...then you've probably already played it, but if not...you definitively SHOULD!
It's stupidly funny game.👍😂
If you like point & click, whole Daedalic repository is on sale on Steam.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/214

Y'all, so sorry, but I gotta go full Hotep here.
"The return of Kanye" is not being pushed by US.
It's being pushed by THEM.
#blackmastodon #blackfedi #music

@… Sorry I can't make it today. Cookie season is a marathon not a sprint. #GirlScoutCookieSeason

Schlösser und Burgen' #FotoVorschlag "Castles and Fortresses"
We visited #Scotland twice and both times were excellent visits! All kinds of weather but mostly really good. I loved the people and the landscape - well and also the castles.
Sorry for not being so presen…

Yeah, I get that non-nerds probably don't get what Contoso is, but this dude lists himself as an "engineer"... so I'm sorry but I will not be adding you to my professional network, TYVM. 🤪 #linkedin #contoso

@… Sorry to say, but as long as you don't have any references in your toots, it's not possible to validate your "news".
And that's a reason to unfollow you...

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #DonLettsCultureClashRadio
Moonchild:
🎵 Not Sorry (feat. Rapsody & Jill Scott)
#Moonchild
https://thisismoonchild.bandcamp.com/track/not-sorry-ft-jill-scott-rapsody
https://open.spotify.com/track/6x0Jn2UcreQz3AXofgRkVf

Riiight, because #WMATA have such a "track" record of keeping everything running. Sorry, no. Not until the elevators can outpace the escalator EVERY time. #WMATA can't even keep the clocks running.

There had been another Stephen Rees, in the UK, who had tried to use Gmail by using his ID as ReesStephen
I had got though to him somehow. Obviously not by using Gmail so that ID appeared to available to someone in Australia
Gmail ignores dots and spaces in ID names
If you live in Australia and know someone with the same name as me who has recently opened a Gmail account just let them know nothing is going to get through to him. Sorry!

Kinda related to #Gentoo, so cool" or "they stopped using it, so sad". And I'm like, "why should we care?"
Do they donate money to Gentoo? They don't. And if they did, it would probably come with obligations making this not worth it.
Do they contribute back? Rarely, and if they do, they are unreliable. They benefit more than we do. They just want to dump the packages they need, quickly duct taped together, so that we would maintain them going forward. Their employees rarely reveal that they're paid to do this, and if they do, it's not so they'd be held to higher standards, but to emphasize their importance: "you must placate us."
Well, sometimes they hire Gentoo developers. It's nice that these developers get some gratification for their work, especially if they're able to continue contributing on work time. But in the end, company priorities win. We are either left with loads of new packages with no maintainer and unclear significance, or a Google employee who appeared every once in a while to dump a bunch of ChromeOS patches and never bothered handling the fallout.
So, sorry, but I'd rather care for volunteers who want to make Gentoo better, than companies who see some profit incentive in it.
PS. I'm probably focusing too much on the negative aspects, and we likely had some positive interactions that are far less known and usually don't meet with such fanfare.
#FreeSoftware

Good Morning #Canada
It's probably a good idea to review that "longest undefended border" thingy in light of an increasingly belligerent American government. This delightfully quaint 12-year old video, from when we were still kinda buddies, presents some history and oddities on how the Canadian-USA border was established. The reference to a "no touching zone" is somewhat ironic when you consider that their current president has a reputation for being "hands on", usually without consent. Not sorry...
#CanadaIsAwesome #Geography
https://youtu.be/qMkYlIA7mgw

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #CraigCharles
Enter Shikari:
🎵 Sorry You're Not a Winner
#EnterShikari
https://open.spotify.com/track/6PwxotrB99xgatKVzibmkz

I love the people of #Udupi #India, and not just because of their heavenly food, but I'm sorry, they have terrible taste in #coffee and #tea. Coffee especially. ☕
#life #opinion #beverage #travel

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Moonchild feat. Jill Scott & Rapsody:
🎵 Not Sorry
#Moonchild #JillScott #Rapsody
https://open.spotify.com/track/6x0Jn2UcreQz3AXofgRkVf

Good Morning #Canada
Today is National Toast Day, like you didn't have it circled on your fake holiday calendar. Canadians consume approximately 1.4 billion kilograms of #Bread annually which sounds like a lot until you compare us with Turkey where per capita consumption is almost 200 kilos annually. Bread consumption in Canada was down slightly in 2025, attributed to higher prices due to tariffs. But home baking and shopping at local bakeries all increased. Healthier bread options also increased their market share as customers opted for high-fibre ingredients and foods enriched with prebiotics, probiotics, postbiotics... and a bunch-of-other-otics. It may be good news that there are plenty of gut-friendly options available in the shape of whole grain and rich-in-fibre bakery products, but IMO a lot of them taste like cardboard. I said it... not sorry...
#CanadaIsAwesome #ALittleBitOfToast
What is your favourite type of toast?
Plain white sandwich bread
Sourdough
Bagel of any type
Calabrese
English Muffin

🇺🇦 Auf radioeins läuft...
Joe Jackson:
🎵 I'm Not Sorry
#NowPlaying #JoeJackson
#newRelease 🆕 album
#radioeins gespielten Titel als #Spotify Playliste: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3hdH98B6uyXilhcWxCA6nv