@memeorandum@universeodon.comSorry, Haters: James Talarico Not Gay, Analysis Finds (Andrew Stiles/The Washington Free Beacon)
https://freebeacon.com/satire/sorry-haters-james-talarico-not-gay-analysis-finds/
http://www.memeorandum.com/260529/p87#a260529p87
@skaverat@skaverat.netI do not like that man, Ted Cruz
I do not like him reading the news
I do not like his sorry stick
And while he's right this time,
He can suck my dick
https://variety.com/2026/tv/news/ted-cruz-fcc-abc-broa…
@servelan@newsie.socialAnd why women's education has no bearing on when they choose to have kids. Sorry, Heritage Foundation...
Firehorse superstition helps uncover why women's education may not drive Japan's fertility decline
https://phys.org/news/2026-04-firehorse-superstition-uncover-women-japan.html#goog_rewarded
@rocksongoftheweek@mastodon.world
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #DriveTime
Bnnyhunna:
🎵 Sorry Not Sorry (feat. Tallulah Rose and Braxton Cook)
#Bnnyhunna
https://bnnyhunna.bandcamp.com/track/sorry-not-sorry-feat-tallulah-rose-and-braxton-cook
@zachleat@zachleat.com@… it’s very frustrating not to have any tech stack autonomy! sorry you’re going through it ❤️
@pre@boing.worldAn actual job-guarantee is a brilliant plan, if you combine it with national ownership of the public infrastructure and a new national worker-owned co-op, you could actually revitalize the country and take some wealth back from the multinational private corporations and into actual unalienable British hands.
Start BritCo: the British Co-op.
The state will subsidize worker's wages, in that anyone who wants a job is guaranteed one at the BritCo on minimum wage and if BritCo can't make profit from it then they get welfare money to train them up till they can.
BritCo is owned entirely and inalienably by the workers, past and present, with one share for every hour worked which can not be sold or paid at any other rate. Wages may differ, be more for skilled work than the minimum paid for training, but ownership is one share per hour worked (including during training).
BritCo's mission is to rebuild the national infrastructure.
Fix the pipes, clean the rivers, upgrade the grid, build open nationally-controlled software systems, hardware production, build green energy, build national wealth and infrastructure and make it owned not by private international capital but by the workers who built it.
The state must not own BritCo. Its workers do. So BritCo can't be privatized by a mis-elected 'conservative' government.
Everything currently 'royal' becomes BritCo. Owned by the workers. So do many previously nationalized industry. Compensate current owners if you must, I'd just renationalize it without recompense. Wasn't really the state's to sell you mate. Stolen property. Sorry.
@totientfunction@mathstodon.xyzThe next round of the "Feminist Linux Meetup" in Vienna for FLINTA* people is on Wednesday, the 6th of May.
It's my turn to speak 😳 I'm doing an introduction to cryptography. No special maths knowledge required!
Get ready to understand the famous Diffie-Hellman key exchange! One of the core building blocks of the Signal protocol. Crypto-coins? Not part of this talk, sorry bros! Quantum?? We will not dive into that, but you will learn why people care. Signatures?…
@jae@mastodon.me.ukI feel sorry for everyone still on X. Not realizing what it's like to be free of Musk's power. The man literally bought Twitter to allow transphobic Babylon Bee back on the platform for "free speech".
@aral@mastodon.ar.alOh, dear thing, did you see a post by a Palestinian facing genocide on your favourite fucking sci-fi hashtag by mistake? You, poor, delicate flower. Do you think you’ll survive? Should we call 911? @… ht…
@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #CraigCharles
Enter Shikari:
🎵 Sorry You're Not a Winner
#EnterShikari
https://open.spotify.com/track/6PwxotrB99xgatKVzibmkz
@steve@s.yelvington.comAh yes, the not-quite-world-wide Web.
@davidaugust@mastodon.onlineMy Threadless store stuff on sale today and part of tomorrow:
$14 Regular & Classic Tees
$14 Kids Tees
$17 Extra Soft & Fitted Tees
Up to 35% off Everything Else (sale prices as marked)
Sale ends April 23rd at 5 PM CDT
Please go get merch.
https://davidaugust.threadless.com/
@cyrevolt@mastodon.socialRE: https://hachyderm.io/@swick/116455985982945725
See, files were not the best of ideas, neither do I think every damn thing should be abstracted as a file, nor are the APIs that great. Sorry folks.
@randy_@social.linux.pizza
@losttourist@social.chatty.monsterSometimes lawyers decide to become politicians, and that's rarely beneficial to the world (sorry, Fedi lawyers!)
But I would so dearly love for this person, who is currently seeking election as a judge for a rural Nevada county, to decide to switch careers. And then rise to the very, very top of their country's political ladder.
Purely so that we could sit back and watch BBC newsreaders try not piss themselves laughing every time they'd have to say "President Wanker".
@anderelampe@chaos.socialWow, look at the value added by a Journal formatting this article, that probably cost a couple of thousand € taxpayers money. #rant #academicchatter #sorry_not_sorry
@tschfflr@fediscience.orgSomeone in another country apparently gave their students the task to reproduce one of our studies but gave them no guidance on how to do it 😬 I'm really sorry, not-my-students but I can't give you individual tutoring on experimental methods, data analysis, Python and statistics this week. Sorry your prof sucks 🙃 #academicChatter
@grumpybozo@toad.socialI am so sorry for those who cannot find anything to eat better than the dogshit in Fascist boot treads. @… https://types.pl/@krismicinski/116189695831443587
@GroupNebula563@mastodon.socialI’m sorry that your precious little token based markov algorithm that you think of as human isn’t useful, but it’s not useful.
@oligneisti@social.linux.pizza> We are sorry, but the VOD service is only accessible to people residing in Europe. You may have access to our website but can not play films.
I was under the impression that Iceland was actually in Europe. Likely this is just a dumb way to say "EU" but often Iceland gets completely ignored.
#Iceland
@grahamperrin@bsd.cafe@… sorry, I mean the trickery was not recent; "… The RSAC Research Lab disclosed this attack to Apple on October 15, 2025, …".
@shriramk@mastodon.socialThis is NOT a formal job posting, just testing waters. I have a year of post-doc money. Esp. int'd in formal methods applied cogsci diagramming. If you do work tied to my research, reach out (see my page). Must have US work auth, sorry. Please feel free to share/boost!
@mgorny@social.treehouse.systemsKinda related to #Gentoo, so cool" or "they stopped using it, so sad". And I'm like, "why should we care?"
Do they donate money to Gentoo? They don't. And if they did, it would probably come with obligations making this not worth it.
Do they contribute back? Rarely, and if they do, they are unreliable. They benefit more than we do. They just want to dump the packages they need, quickly duct taped together, so that we would maintain them going forward. Their employees rarely reveal that they're paid to do this, and if they do, it's not so they'd be held to higher standards, but to emphasize their importance: "you must placate us."
Well, sometimes they hire Gentoo developers. It's nice that these developers get some gratification for their work, especially if they're able to continue contributing on work time. But in the end, company priorities win. We are either left with loads of new packages with no maintainer and unclear significance, or a Google employee who appeared every once in a while to dump a bunch of ChromeOS patches and never bothered handling the fallout.
So, sorry, but I'd rather care for volunteers who want to make Gentoo better, than companies who see some profit incentive in it.
PS. I'm probably focusing too much on the negative aspects, and we likely had some positive interactions that are far less known and usually don't meet with such fanfare.
#FreeSoftware
@peterhoneyman@a2mi.socialHappy 104th birthday 🎂 to my late mom 👵🏼, who was not born on Friday the 13th😱 but was born a bit under a cloud 🌧️. She suffered extreme poverty 💸 during the depression 📉, had way more kids 🧑🏽🦱👱🏼♂️👩🏼🦰 👶🏼 than she planned for (sorry, mom), never got that PhD 📜, or the chocolate brown Mercedes 280SL.
I’m not sure she loved my dad, or her kids, or herself. I should have asked! But she lived a long life and was, for me and a lot of others, a feminist, activist, progressive role model. …
@jkohlmann@mastodon.socialSorry not sorry but I’ll be over here doing anything but wallowing in a cognitively offloaded prison of my own making https://defector.com/go-ahead-and-use-ai-it-will-only-help-me-dominate-you
@stefan@gardenstate.socialsorry label on container, this is not Greek yogurt.
@Luc@dresden.networkArrhythmie-gerechte #Reanimation im Takt von:
#rettungsdienst
@FandaSin@social.linux.pizzaDeponia is for free on Steam.
If you like point & click adventures...then you've probably already played it, but if not...you definitively SHOULD!
It's stupidly funny game.👍😂
If you like point & click, whole Daedalic repository is on sale on Steam.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/214
@hikingdude@mastodon.socialSchlösser und Burgen' #FotoVorschlag "Castles and Fortresses"
We visited #Scotland twice and both times were excellent visits! All kinds of weather but mostly really good. I loved the people and the landscape - well and also the castles.
Sorry for not being so presen…
@jrm4@mastodon.socialY'all, so sorry, but I gotta go full Hotep here.
"The return of Kanye" is not being pushed by US.
It's being pushed by THEM.
#blackmastodon #blackfedi #music
@kurtsh@mastodon.social
@sonnets@bots.krohsnest.comSonnet 019 - XIX
Devouring Time, blunt thou the lion's paws,
And make the earth devour her own sweet brood;
Pluck the keen teeth from the fierce tiger's jaws,
And burn the long-liv'd phoenix, in her blood;
Make glad and sorry seasons as thou fleet'st,
And do whate'er thou wilt, swift-footed Time,
To the wide world and all her fading sweets;
But I forbid thee one most heinous crime:
O! carve not with thy hours my love…
@makeratschool@kanoa.de@… Sorry to say, but as long as you don't have any references in your toots, it's not possible to validate your "news".
And that's a reason to unfollow you...
@ubuntourist@mastodon.social
@StephenRees@mas.toThere had been another Stephen Rees, in the UK, who had tried to use Gmail by using his ID as ReesStephen
I had got though to him somehow. Obviously not by using Gmail so that ID appeared to available to someone in Australia
Gmail ignores dots and spaces in ID names
If you live in Australia and know someone with the same name as me who has recently opened a Gmail account just let them know nothing is going to get through to him. Sorry!
@janneke@todon.nlEvery time that "json" is mentioned in one sentence with a Lisp (machine), a fairy dies.
Sorry for killing two fairies here, please try not to boost! 💕
#emacs
#emacsJsonRpc
#json
@scottmiller42@mstdn.socialThis cease fire sure has a lot of shooting...
Did someone in Iran round the corner, unexpectedly see UAE just 45 miles away, and in their surprise and panic accidentally launch a bunch of missiles and drones. Whoopsie Daisy. Sorry about that, chum.
https://edition.cnn.com/2026/05/05/wor
@wraithe@mastodon.socialThe Trump regime “has a plan” the same way the Cylons in Battlestar Galactica (2003) “had a plan”*
Step 1: Bomb the fuck outta everyone
Step 2: 🤷🏻♀️
* they absolutely clearly did not have a plan
(Sorry about the season 3-4 spoilers for BSG)
@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #DonLettsCultureClashRadio
Moonchild:
🎵 Not Sorry (feat. Rapsody & Jill Scott)
#Moonchild
https://thisismoonchild.bandcamp.com/track/not-sorry-ft-jill-scott-rapsody
https://open.spotify.com/track/6x0Jn2UcreQz3AXofgRkVf
@philip@mastodon.mallegolhansen.com@… No.
Sorry but it needs to be both capitalized and punctuated, that’s how hard one should not.
@zachleat@zachleat.com@… I’m okay, sorry you’re not doing well — stuff keeps happening all the time for some reason
@davidaugust@mastodon.onlineFLASH SALE: 20% OFF EVERYTHING in my Threadless store.
Use code UNLOCK20. Code expires 5/7/26 at 5 PM CDT. Exclusions apply.
#tshirt
@grumpybozo@toad.socialRE: https://infosec.exchange/@thr3at_surfac3/116512640247397541
I’m sorry, but anyone running cPanel/WHM who hasn’t patched yet does not care about their server. The one place I’ve helped manage cPanel had it patched the night before it was posted …
@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
@radioeinsmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk🇺🇦 Auf radioeins läuft...
Joe Jackson:
🎵 I'm Not Sorry
#NowPlaying #JoeJackson
#newRelease 🆕 album
#radioeins gespielten Titel als #Spotify Playliste: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3hdH98B6uyXilhcWxCA6nv
@losttourist@social.chatty.monsterThis is not a set up, this actually happened, I'm so sorry. Don't read on if you're not a 13-year-old schoolboy, or at least have an equivalent level of humour.
If you leave iPlayer running in a background tab, eventually it pauses itself. I forgot I'd left it running (muted) after doing the Spandau Ballet screengrab earlier, and flipped back to that tab just now to find it had freeze-framed like this.
So for all those asking "is this song about nuclear war or ...." I think we have an answer.
#TOTP
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #KEXP's #MiddayShow
Softcult:
🎵 Not Sorry
#Softcult
https://open.spotify.com/track/1ZtYPLZOSvoE3y3yxdHWLb
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Moonchild feat. Jill Scott & Rapsody:
🎵 Not Sorry
#Moonchild #JillScott #Rapsody
https://open.spotify.com/track/6x0Jn2UcreQz3AXofgRkVf
