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@Xavier@infosec.exchange
2026-07-09 15:13:54

I was trying to explain to someone that virtual appliances can't be patched using 'yum update' and had the lead of our change review board not understand.
He was insisting that it would work, so I had to throw down the gauntlet and say "I'm sorry your wrong."
In which he retorted like a child, "well, this is my meeting so I that means I'm right."
This is the type of toxic shit that drives me crazy, but I'm taking this as a win. …

@BBC3MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-06-08 23:26:53

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio3's #RoundMidnight
Laboratorium:
🎵 I'm Sorry, I'm Not Driver
#Laboratorium
open.spotify.com/track/2W9GpSk

@Mediagazer@mstdn.social
2026-07-07 17:45:42

Hungarian public media outlets Kossuth and M1 suspend their broadcasts; M1's message reads, "Public media should not lie. We are sorry for doing it for so long" (Deborah Cole/The Guardian)
theguardian.com/world/2026/jul

@yrlaNor@social.tchncs.de
2026-08-02 10:17:57

finally, a fair review of morgoth's "feel sorry for the fanatic". this has always been a great album, when it came out it really depressed me that i felt like the only one who appreciated this bold and successful step into something so different. a true work of art. you can hear they are feeling it.
any past review of this album not even mentioning killing joke as a reference was not getting it at all.
the self-fulfilling album title is gold.

Now, inevitably, half of my Bluesky timeline is like:
oh, we need a service that’s resistant to this sort of shit,
something that’s not beholden to capitalist pressure,
something that’s queer-friendly and furry-friendly
-- quickly followed by "but don’t say Mastodon!"
Sorry, I’m saying it.
Mastodon. We want fucking Mastodon.
It’s run by an actual non-profit foundation,
none of this “public benefit corporation” bullshit.
It’s not s…

@grahamperrin@bsd.cafe
2026-06-06 04:25:48

@… I should not recommend the site, sorry.
At a glance: <freebsdsoftware.org/blog/truen> (2026-0…

@memeorandum@universeodon.com
2026-05-29 20:35:54

Sorry, Haters: James Talarico Not Gay, Analysis Finds (Andrew Stiles/The Washington Free Beacon)
freebeacon.com/satire/sorry-ha
memeorandum.com/260529/p87#a26

@davej@dice.camp
2026-08-05 02:49:48

Stolen to add #AltText. mastodon.social/@VeroniqueB99/

An apology, to my wife:

1am sorry,
The kids were playing
Some sort of cowboy game

The five year old
Kept yelling
'Yippee Ki Yay'

I did not think.
Instinctively, I
Finished the phrase.

And now he knows
A new word.
@LillyHerself@Mastodon.social
2026-08-03 15:54:12

Sorry this is a link to the bird site, but this is a very good short commentary from Ben Wray and worth your time:
x.com/Ben_Wray1989/status/2084

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2026-08-01 07:38:13

@… , @…
Dear Layan and Ghada
I'm sorry I have been so busy this week and not available to help you. I am still busy today, but hope that it will ease up tomorrow.
Ghada, is there any way at all that I …

@haayman@todon.nl
2026-05-30 05:35:45

Dat moet een heerlijke baan zijn #not

Sorry, geen alt-tekst
@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2026-06-25 02:22:36

First thought upon seing this video thumbnail: "is this the israeli ambassador to the UN unveiling the country's new flag?"
#GenocidalPricks

I usually alt-text everything. Not this time, though. Sorry. This repulsive creature disgusts me too much.
@grahamperrin@bsd.cafe
2026-07-02 21:44:13

@… oh, thanks!
Sorry, I should have been clearer: FreeBSD-ports-kmods should also be before, not after, the first boot of 15.1 …
… this is also missing from the official upgrading page at <

@steve@s.yelvington.com
2026-07-20 20:16:37

I'm thinking it might be wise to not replace the broken living room TV until after the midterms. Broadcast TV in Georgia is going to be hell on Earth with all the money being spent by PACs.
Sorry to miss you, Jeopardy.

@michabbb@social.vivaldi.net
2026-07-19 21:30:17

Sorry, but this is NOT #ai
This is 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 #scotland 🐑 🦬 💚

Gov. Newsom:
"I'd like to say something to my wife:
These times are not normal.
They are not ordinary.
I love you.
I am sorry he is doing this.
You have not earned a single one of the indignities that he is trying to inflict on you and our children."

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2026-07-22 23:34:06

I regret to relate that I am once again being wrested from this benighted but comfy shithole to attend events on the [spit] East Coast of the United States
Sorry, despite my apparent worldliness, I remain a rabid Midwestern nationalist. 309 represent, go Leathernecks, go Spartans, not sure what sports you guys play but I support you on principle

@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-06-14 08:28:44

#Gentoo PSA: due to my oversight, upgrading sys-kernel/gentoo-kernel-bin to the latest versions on every branch does not result in /usr/src/linux symlink being updated. I will try to fix it in 10 hours.
A workaround is to update the symlink manually or remove it and run `emerge --config gentoo-kernel-bin`. You may need to run `@module-rebuild` afterwards.
This is a one time problem. Once the symlink is updated (or becomes invalid, e.g. through --depclean), subsequent upgrades will update it correctly.
I'm sorry for the trouble.
bugs.gentoo.org/977372
[EDIT: pushed a fix]

@rocksongoftheweek@mastodon.world
2026-05-29 12:00:09

#NuMetal happened. We all lived through it. This week we're embracing that legacy with a track from the very much underrated #Nonpoint ... and we're not sorry 😉
Drop your suggestions in the comments and follow us for weekly picks from across the world of

@sonnets@bots.krohsnest.com
2026-05-15 11:25:10

Sonnet 019 - XIX
Devouring Time, blunt thou the lion's paws,
And make the earth devour her own sweet brood;
Pluck the keen teeth from the fierce tiger's jaws,
And burn the long-liv'd phoenix, in her blood;
Make glad and sorry seasons as thou fleet'st,
And do whate'er thou wilt, swift-footed Time,
To the wide world and all her fading sweets;
But I forbid thee one most heinous crime:
O! carve not with thy hours my love…

@pre@boing.world
2026-05-28 18:37:56
Content warning: re: UK Pol - Not In Education/Training, Private ownership of wealth

An actual job-guarantee is a brilliant plan, if you combine it with national ownership of the public infrastructure and a new national worker-owned co-op, you could actually revitalize the country and take some wealth back from the multinational private corporations and into actual unalienable British hands.
Start BritCo: the British Co-op.
The state will subsidize worker's wages, in that anyone who wants a job is guaranteed one at the BritCo on minimum wage and if BritCo can't make profit from it then they get welfare money to train them up till they can.
BritCo is owned entirely and inalienably by the workers, past and present, with one share for every hour worked which can not be sold or paid at any other rate. Wages may differ, be more for skilled work than the minimum paid for training, but ownership is one share per hour worked (including during training).
BritCo's mission is to rebuild the national infrastructure.
Fix the pipes, clean the rivers, upgrade the grid, build open nationally-controlled software systems, hardware production, build green energy, build national wealth and infrastructure and make it owned not by private international capital but by the workers who built it.
The state must not own BritCo. Its workers do. So BritCo can't be privatized by a mis-elected 'conservative' government.
Everything currently 'royal' becomes BritCo. Owned by the workers. So do many previously nationalized industry. Compensate current owners if you must, I'd just renationalize it without recompense. Wasn't really the state's to sell you mate. Stolen property. Sorry.

@losttourist@social.chatty.monster
2026-05-29 07:35:01

Sometimes lawyers decide to become politicians, and that's rarely beneficial to the world (sorry, Fedi lawyers!)
But I would so dearly love for this person, who is currently seeking election as a judge for a rural Nevada county, to decide to switch careers. And then rise to the very, very top of their country's political ladder.
Purely so that we could sit back and watch BBC newsreaders try not piss themselves laughing every time they'd have to say "President Wanker".

@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-06-17 16:28:17
Content warning: LLM, negative, loss of trust

Some people think that #LLM usage costs rising will start undoing some of the harm caused by the #AI hype. I don't think that's really going to help that much.
I'm not even talking about all the projects that were ensloppified and enshittified already. I'm not talking about all the technical debt. I'm not talking about all the forks that will have to be maintained forever. I'm not talking of all the projects that were abandoned because of burnout, or because they were only hype-oriented. And I'm not talking about all the corporations that will continue submitting slop.
I'm talking about the loss of trust. After all, we're not talking of people who realized they were wrong and are sorry. We're not talking of people realizing that it was wrong to forfeit ethics and morals in the name of "productivity". We're talking of people who are jumping ships because their previous approach turned out not to be profitable anymore. We're talking of gamblers who left the casino because they went broke. They aren't sorry that they gambled; they are sorry that they've lost. And they'd be happy to do it again at the nearest opportunity.
So, I'm sorry to say, but #FreeSoftware is never going to be the same again. A lot of people have shown their true colors, and I won't forget that.
#NoAI #NoLLM #OpenSource #FLOSS

@publicvoit@graz.social
2026-07-19 08:24:05

House rules of #Pizzeria #Calabrisella #Graz
A hygienic contradiction but it's sweet.
Sorry, they've got not really a homepage.

Blackboard in an old-fashioned restaurant which reads:

HOUSE RULES

Pizza must be eaten ONLY with the HANDS!

Cuddle our dog when you see her

GRAZIE!
@al3x@hachyderm.io
2026-06-25 21:12:14

RE: social.seattle.wa.us/@mako/116
So sorry to hear. Sincere condolences to the family.
I never met Om in person. At the time he was running GigaOm and I was publishing myNoSQL, I considered him and his publication as the top trustworthy and not chasing vaporware.
RIP

@inthehands@hachyderm.io
2026-07-23 21:32:48

I’m glad people are finally paying attention to this.
At this point, I won’t even get into a Tesla. Nope. Sorry. I’ll wait for a different driver. I’ll walk. I’ll stay home. Not getting in.
sfba.social/@oldredsubby/11697

@losttourist@social.chatty.monster
2026-07-10 20:39:34

Sorry if I'm not tooting much. I was 13 in 1983 and had just properly discovered pop music. I am currently being completely overwhelmed by waves of lovely nostalgia.
#TOTP