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@ubuntourist@mastodon.social
2026-04-24 14:31:09

#humor #StraitOfHormuz #Hormuz

MOCK SCREENSHOT: A fake image of a Google Maps listing showing the Strait of Hormuz on the right. On the left, a search box for "The Strait of Hormuz" at the top, and under it, "Details" One five-star rating HOURS: Open. Closes 4:00 PM. Monday: 9:30 - 4:00 PM Tuesday: 9:30 - 4:00 PM Wednesday: 9:30 - 4:00 PM Thursday: 9:30 - 4:00 PM Friday: 9:30 - 4:00 PM Saturday: Closed Sunday: Closed
@Goldside543@social.linux.pizza
2026-04-14 00:24:18

well, well, well, the US is blockading the strait of hormuz now? yay I can say what Trump said :D
ahem
"Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah."
#trump #strait

@joe@toot.works
2026-06-19 13:41:25

Already?
"U.S.-Iran talks in Switzerland planned for Friday were cancelled ​as fighting flared in Lebanon, creating new uncertainty about the timing ​of negotiations vital to ensure the reopening of the Strait of Hormuz to global shipping."
#Trump #Iran #StraitOfHormuz

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-04-11 13:07:33

Nothing but the truth about Strait of Hormuz:
#Hormuz #Iran #conflict #oil #StraitOfHormuz #funny #truth