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@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-01-20 05:59:47

FTW. You search for "coffee filter" and all 1000 results are for ground coffee to use in, and you won't ever guess this, *coffee filters*. 🤦‍♂️
#stupid #technology #ecommerce

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-04-05 14:52:27

Well, why didn't you speak this clearly before? 🤔😖
#shame #unpresidential #foul #stupid #indecent #unproductive #war #Iran

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-03-25 03:17:11

"An Iranian source told CNN that Tehran is willing to listen to “sustainable” proposals to end the war"
You know, the kind of proposals Iran was willing to listen to *before* the war. ☹️
#stupid #war #misery #Iran

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-01-23 03:45:38

Trump grabs Greenland, visits it, and is dumbfounded there are no actual "greens", throwing into wind his plans for "Trump Greens and Resort" there. 😳
#Greenland #stupid #joke #satire

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-03-19 23:50:24

"Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent said removing sanctions on Iranian oil would lower global prices"
Removing sanctions on Russian oil would also help. 🙄
#stupid #war #oil #Iran #economy