Tootfinder

What wakes better in the morning than an ice cold shower or freshly brewed coffee ☕ / mate 🧉 ?
2390 unread messages in the inbox, all sent by someone called "Cron Daemon" 👹
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Have you ever tried to dictate someone a private IPv4 address in French 🇫🇷 ?
I'm now pretty certain that whoever said "Let's use 192.168... subnets for this" did that to annoy - or as a gigantic prank. And I salute you for it.
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Question for #sysadmin folk: have you ever been required to sign a contract holding you financially liable for any 'mistakes' traced to your action? In 50 years no one ever dared ask me to sign such, and would have got a lecture and a walk-away if they did.