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@emarktaylor@thecanadian.social
2024-04-29 19:15:32

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Women's Institute members dress as pirates for meeting unaware speaker was Somali pirates hostage
@emarktaylor@thecanadian.social
2024-04-29 19:12:46

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Bus driver interviews must be like:
“Sorry I’m late.”
“You’re hired.”

@emarktaylor@thecanadian.social
2024-03-31 18:19:36

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An important Wikipedia edit.

@emarktaylor@thecanadian.social
2024-04-29 03:04:48

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2024-04-29 03:04:48

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@emarktaylor@thecanadian.social
2024-03-23 23:03:29

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@emarktaylor@thecanadian.social
2024-04-18 19:15:06

#NoContextBrits #Cats
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Unexpected item in bagging area.

@emarktaylor@thecanadian.social
2024-03-21 22:57:03

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How hot is that cuppa?

@emarktaylor@thecanadian.social
2024-03-18 18:22:57

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@emarktaylor@thecanadian.social
2024-03-18 18:22:57

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@emarktaylor@thecanadian.social
2024-04-19 19:27:45

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Congrats.

@emarktaylor@thecanadian.social
2024-04-19 19:26:48

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@emarktaylor@thecanadian.social
2024-04-19 19:16:30

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Babe, we have guests. Bring out the fine china.

@emarktaylor@thecanadian.social
2024-03-19 18:11:06

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The most British headline ever written.

Sex festival in Tunbridge Wells sparks concerns about parking
@emarktaylor@thecanadian.social
2024-03-19 22:20:07

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Clearly Photoshopped.

@emarktaylor@thecanadian.social
2024-04-15 21:47:50

#NoContextBrits #MastodonFC
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@emarktaylor@thecanadian.social
2024-03-18 18:20:18

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INDEPENDENT Girl, 7, gets Tesco to remove 'stupid’ sign suggesting superheroes are 'for boys'
@emarktaylor@thecanadian.social
2024-03-18 18:20:18

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INDEPENDENT Girl, 7, gets Tesco to remove 'stupid’ sign suggesting superheroes are 'for boys'
@emarktaylor@thecanadian.social
2024-04-13 18:47:55

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Why women live longer.

@emarktaylor@thecanadian.social
2024-03-14 22:05:05

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***FUGITIVE ALERT*** Merseyside police is looking for Ronnie Williams Jr. of Scotland Road for fraud. He has convinced 3 local churches that he is Ed Sheeran and even went as far as performing The Shape Of You in front of Christ Community Church last Sunday. When the pastor was asked why he believed the real Ed Sheeran would perform for 35 quid and a sandwich, he said he just assumed he had fell on tough times. If you have any information as to Ronnie's whereabouts, message us immediately…
@emarktaylor@thecanadian.social
2024-03-18 22:22:24

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Obsessed with Keith’s letter in the
@Telegraph this morning

@emarktaylor@thecanadian.social
2024-03-18 22:22:24

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Obsessed with Keith’s letter in the
@Telegraph this morning

@emarktaylor@thecanadian.social
2024-04-10 18:24:12

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@emarktaylor@thecanadian.social
2024-04-09 20:39:10

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British cuisine. Best in the world.

@emarktaylor@thecanadian.social
2024-03-10 21:46:15

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Legend.

Photographer deletes couple’s wedding photos after being denied break to eat and drink.
@emarktaylor@thecanadian.social
2024-03-06 18:38:04

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@emarktaylor@thecanadian.social
2024-03-04 20:50:17

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Nottinghamshire Live Couple who fled war in Ukraine decide to move back rather than live in Nottingham
@emarktaylor@thecanadian.social
2024-03-04 18:24:54

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Babe, what’s wrong? You’ve hardly touched Sausagehenge.

@emarktaylor@thecanadian.social
2024-03-04 18:28:06

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Daily Mail: Foul-mouthed parrot stuck on a roof for three days greeted firefighters sent to rescue it by telling them to f*** off
@emarktaylor@thecanadian.social
2024-04-02 18:23:09

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Scientist in remote Antarctic outpost stabs colleague who told him endings of books he was reading
@emarktaylor@thecanadian.social
2024-03-03 20:22:26

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There must be some mistake?

@emarktaylor@thecanadian.social
2024-03-03 19:53:50

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No speaking Italian to the goats.

@emarktaylor@thecanadian.social
2024-03-03 19:47:27

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Text Message Today 21:07 Dad there's a spider in the living room. Can you take it out? Took it out. Pretty nice fella He's a web developer
@emarktaylor@thecanadian.social
2024-03-03 19:52:12

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@emarktaylor@thecanadian.social
2024-03-04 00:19:45

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Air Fryer Tips and Recipes Is there any air fryer that can handle a family of 8? Comments Tom MacDonald Take it easy Jeffrey Dahmer
@emarktaylor@thecanadian.social
2024-03-03 20:07:04

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Oldie but goldie ...
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@emarktaylor@thecanadian.social
2024-03-03 22:15:18

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Another oldie but goldie ...
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@emarktaylor@thecanadian.social
2024-05-02 19:22:14

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Me: “I’m never flying with Ryanair again.”
Ryanair: “Flights for £30.”
Me:

@emarktaylor@thecanadian.social
2024-03-02 18:13:37

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As if you needed a reason to love Harry Hill any more…

Did TV Burp cause any problems with anyone else? The only person who took exception was Jamie Oliver. We did go a bit too far but we had a show to fill. He had a diagram on his show about: ‘If you teach two people to make spaghetti Bolognese, then they teach two friends, in a week, X amount of people will know how to make it” We did a diagram saying: ‘If you tell two friends not to bother watching Jamie’s Whatever It Is, and they tell two friends...” He hit the roof. After that he wouldn’t g…
@emarktaylor@thecanadian.social
2024-04-01 18:23:34

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I see Clarkson's still popular ...
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@emarktaylor@thecanadian.social
2024-03-02 21:19:30

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Looks disgusting - bet it was yummy ...
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British cuisine. Best in the world.

Lakis Fish Bar Barnsley Customers request: Mixed kebab meat with chips topped with peas and curry
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2024-03-02 01:00:19

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