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@bici@mastodon.social
2026-08-07 04:36:34

Taylor Farms salads give us the Runs.
I would rather stay at the dinner table and enjoy a port and stilton...
#taylorfarms #Cyclospora #whocutthecheese

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-07-18 16:06:09

*sung as if Sublime’s Santeria*
♫ I don’t practice Trumporrhea
I don’t got explosive poops
But, if we had some public health
not just some stupid dupes
Then we could fine that Taylor
And then send their stock to hell
Well, I’d fed that bad CEO all the shit they sell ♫
#cyclospora