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@losttourist@social.chatty.monster
2025-09-02 12:56:26

I'm working from the office today and there's some absolute maniac in the kitchen who pours the milk into their mug before taking the tea bag out. We are all agog and aghast. #tea #VeryBritishProblems

@lysander07@sigmoid.social
2025-08-19 09:53:16

Another day of job interviews here at @… research group. Tea of the day: Watanabe Yutaka Midori Shincha 2024
#teaoftheday #greentea

A box of tea with a sticker on the top saying" Bio Green Tea - Japan - Watanabe Yukata Midori Shincha 2024", next to a black cup of tea and a single hand tea pot. All three objects are placed on top of a grey desktop, photographed from the top. On the left in the beokeh, we can see a "remarkable" tablet with text written on it (which cannot be deciphered).
@Xavier@infosec.exchange
2025-08-21 12:19:10

Just had an idea that I'll throw out to the universe and see if anyone wants to pick it up. An app like #Tea, but for shitty bosses. I'd love to blacklist some real assholes.

@losttourist@social.chatty.monster
2025-06-19 12:23:58

I went downstairs, filled the kettle, waited for it boil, and poured the water into my mug.
I then popped back upstairs for 5 minutes to let it brew. Went back down to the kitchen, gave it a stir. "Hmm this looks a bit weak".
I'd only forgotten to put a bloody tea bag in the mug at the start of the exercise, hadn't I.
Obviously I have now contacted the government and arranged to hand in my British passport.
#Tea #FAIL

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-08-09 13:37:11

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #90TEEN
Tears for Fears:
🎵 Head Over Heels
#TearsforFears
mijorem.bandcamp.com/track/tea
open.spotify.com/track/0aF9m87