Tootfinder

Congratulations to Andy Burnham's new government in their huge achievement of arresting hundreds of terrorists today. What a coop! The streets will be safer tonight thanks to Burnham's quick thinking action in arresting hundreds of people for...
What? Really?
..arresting hundreds of people for planning to read poems in a terrorising manor, saying "Good Morning" to some protestors in a terroristic way, setting up a terror stage for terror music to be played on, clapping terroristicly, and holding up terror signs.
Some might say it's the state and police forces doing the terrorising here but of course don't say it in public or you'll be arrested and thrown in jail for terrorism.
#ukpol #terrorism