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@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-02-03 22:57:15

holy shit that's brutal 😂
#TheOnion

A bit of The Onion paper newspaper (dated Jan-Feb 2026), under the Weddings announcements heading. Next to a picture of a happy white couple in their 20s in wedding attire, it reads:

"Samantha Irizarry and Issac Porter:
The couple were wed Saturday in a ceremony attended by both of their future spouses."

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-02-04 17:34:48

Thanks Fat Putin.
Meanwhile, The Onion remains undefeated.
#theonion #humor #plannedparenthood #trump

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-01-25 00:04:05

Democrats Condemn ICE For Murdering Without Proper Warrants
WASHINGTON—In a statement calling for more guardrails around ongoing immigration operations, Democrats in the U.S. House of Representatives publicly condemned Immigration and Customs Enforcement Thursday for routinely employing fatal use of force without obtaining the proper warrants. “For weeks, Democrats have pushed to require ICE agents to obtain the necessary judicial warrants ahead of any […]

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-12-07 19:57:01

The Onion is undefeated.
This holiday, give the gift of The Onion.
#theonion

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2025-11-09 08:16:34

Claim: Mamdani will destroy New York City.

False: Rapidly rising sea levels will destroy New York City.

Claim: Mamdani is a communist.

False: Any real communist will happily spend six hours explaining why this isn’t true.