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@shaun@mastodon.xyz
2026-01-23 00:41:12

When #Winter Roars, Heat Your Drawers! 🩲
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An old TV weather graphic prepared by WMC Action News 5 in Memphis, TN titled "Winter Cold Checklist." It lists People, Pets, and Pipes as things to keep warm during cold weather. There was a 4th item listed which is unknown but has been edited to say "Penises" because you gotta keep those warm too.