Tootfinder

Isto é tipo um piolho a viver num milionšrio.
https://noc.social/@todayilearned/115612074984241756

Today I learned (@todayilearned@noc.social)
Attached: 1 image TIL of Hyperparasites: Parasites that live on other parasites. In some cases, the hyperparasite may itself have a parasite living on it https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyperparasite #til #todayilearned https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/1p6ksbt/til_of_hyperparasites_parasites_that_live_on/

11.200.000
https://noc.social/@todayilearned/115402333467313338

Oregon couple deported, forced to leave toddler behind (Gosia Wozniacka/Oregonian)
https://www.oregonlive.com/news/2025/12/oregon-couple-deported-forced-to-leave-toddler-behind.html
http://www.memeorandum.com/251222/p129#a251222p129

❓ Hat jemand von Euch eine #Bratpfanne mit zwei Fächern?
Was und wie kocht ihr damit?
Edit: Hab sowas im Internet gefunden. Wird als Hotpot tituliert. Wird beworben für das gleichzeitige Kochen von zwei Speisen, wenn einer eine Allergie hat und man es getrennt kochen muss. Also ob man dafür so eine Spezialanfertigung bräuchte. Häää?

LMAO
What's not to love about such idiot scumbags?
https://noc.social/@todayilearned/115424687815437708

Today I learned (@todayilearned@noc.social)
Attached: 1 image TIL a man was jailed after trying to not pay for his Indian restaurant meal by placing his pubic hair in the remains of his lamb bhuna. All the staff had black hair and the pubes were brown. https://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/jail-lee-tyers-who-served-4051327 #til #todayilearned https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/1oe9hks/til_a_man_was_jailed_after_trying_to_not_pay_for/

Heh.
Cute.
https://noc.social/@todayilearned/115583173560349082

Today I learned (@todayilearned@noc.social)
Attached: 1 image TIL that the Nuremberg Charter's definition of "crimes against humanity", which was used in the Nuremberg Trials, includes only acts committed during a war of aggression. This was partly because the US was concerned that Jim Crow segregation would otherwise be considered a crime against humanity https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuremberg_trials#Nuremberg_charter #til #todayilearned https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/1p27n3t/til_that_the_nuremberg_charters_definitio…

Hš mutações do caraças...
https://noc.social/@todayilearned/115747085578322062

And sometimes they disagree and you have a shitty day.
https://noc.social/@todayilearned/115395314549695324

Today I learned (@todayilearned@noc.social)
Attached: 1 image TIL the anal sphincters and the brain work together to determine if something passing is gas or stool. https://zoe.com/learn/how-your-rectum-differentiates-gas-stool #til #todayilearned https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/1o9v689/til_the_anal_sphincters_and_the_brain_work/

For the non-sillyunitlanders out there, this is 1,82 m and 4.8 km.
(feels too close, but it's probably right)
https://noc.social/@todayilearned/115741423338135220

Scumbaggery ain't nothing new.
https://noc.social/@todayilearned/115378327700458180

Today I learned (@todayilearned@noc.social)
Attached: 1 image TIL Columbia Pictures president Harry Cohn actively prevented the Three Stooges from discovering how popular they were. Despite their films being in extremely high demand, Cohn made them believe they were always in danger of cancelation so they wouldn't negotiate a better contract. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Three_Stooges#Moe,_Larry,_and_Curly_(1934%E2%80%931946) #til #todayilearned https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/1o7a5po/til_columbia_pictures_presiden…