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@smashtie@mas.to
2026-10-16 18:47:42

#totp well this was a bad time to join.

@Jaffa@social.linux.pizza
2026-10-16 20:21:38

Choon.
#LadyMarmalade #TOTP

@losttourist@social.chatty.monster
2026-09-18 19:42:19

AYE! #totp

@Jaffa@social.linux.pizza
2026-10-16 20:12:32

"Gotta get up, gotta get up" is what I said to myself yesterday morning after I was inexplicably exhausted after my flu jab and I had to head down to that there London.
#TOTP

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-08-14 20:59:14

#totp Do the dance, Madonna! Yeah!

@losttourist@social.chatty.monster
2026-09-18 19:41:33

Tune! #TOTP

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-08-14 20:57:24

#totp I loved this cars song.

@losttourist@social.chatty.monster
2026-09-18 19:56:39

Billy! #TOTP

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-08-14 20:50:44

#totp Stock Aiken and Watered-down?

@losttourist@social.chatty.monster
2026-09-18 19:34:02

It's behind you! #TOTP

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-08-14 20:47:05

#totp Did he just lick his thumb and then air bass? Weurghhhh.

@losttourist@social.chatty.monster
2026-09-18 20:04:45

Bonnie. πŸ’”
#TOTP

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-08-14 20:26:35

#totp Will Smith practising his boxing moves...

@Jaffa@social.linux.pizza
2026-10-09 19:56:52

Just turned on, have I missed Sade? If not, play it you bastards.
#TOTP

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-08-14 20:25:54

#totp Great juxtaposition, just to demonstrate how shit this is.

@losttourist@social.chatty.monster
2026-10-19 12:14:46

When we were watching #TOTP on Friday and they played that Fat Les song and someone here said ”you'll all be singing this tomorrow”.
Yeah. Guess what tune I just caught myself humming.

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-08-14 20:20:46

#totp Thought for a moment it might be oasis.

@losttourist@social.chatty.monster
2026-09-18 19:44:11

The drummers have gone rogue! #totp

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-08-14 20:06:36

#totp Let's all meet up in the year 2000. Actually, maybe not.

@Jaffa@social.linux.pizza
2026-10-09 20:02:32

When we've just celebrated 50 years of Songs in the Key of Life, "I Just Called To Say I Love You" sounds like dismal dreck.
Blame the pinky pinky midi sound? #TOTP

@losttourist@social.chatty.monster
2026-09-18 19:58:26

KEYTA.... no wait, that's an accordian.
#TOTP

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-08-14 20:03:13

#totp Everything I do what you want to do I do it for you.

@losttourist@social.chatty.monster
2026-09-18 19:21:27

He's got the biggest horn of the night, mind.
#TOTP

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-08-14 19:59:27

#totp Lulu doesn't look 52 in this, does she? How often do you think she feasts on young virgins to keep that complexion?

@Jaffa@social.linux.pizza
2026-10-09 20:11:04

Choon. #JamesBrown #Funk #TOTP
(Suspect there's going to be a lot of these)

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-08-14 19:53:58

#totp Good bass

@losttourist@social.chatty.monster
2026-09-18 19:54:35

Back to the Future is not a Christmas movie, Bates you muppet. #TOTP

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-08-14 19:44:25

#totp Do you think Five squeak as they walk / dance?

@losttourist@social.chatty.monster
2026-09-18 19:48:36

Great work from Midge, English grammar pedants notwithstanding. #TOTP

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-08-14 19:37:34

#totp Gerry likes a blow job. Sorry, a big blower. Sorry, a fan. A big fan.

@losttourist@social.chatty.monster
2026-09-18 19:23:41

Oh. Tune. I'd forgotten this. But oh my word, yes, what a tune. #TOTP

@losttourist@social.chatty.monster
2026-09-18 20:09:04

Double noughties, double eighties. Did the earth move for you? See you next time, #TOTP-ers.

@losttourist@social.chatty.monster
2026-09-18 19:37:52

Steve Wright's dad dancing is going to haunt my dreams tonight. And not in an erotic way. #TOTP

@losttourist@social.chatty.monster
2026-09-18 19:48:10

Released less than a year after the magnificence of the True Blue album. Hard to understand. #TOTP

@losttourist@social.chatty.monster
2026-09-18 19:47:15

"Scrape together some offcuts from her other videos and a film or two, that'll do lads"
#TOTP

@losttourist@social.chatty.monster
2026-09-18 19:35:45

He did his own stunt with the chandelier swing and was bricking it the whole time, apparently. #TOTP

@losttourist@social.chatty.monster
2026-09-18 20:06:43

It's not easy to outperform Jagger, but David Bowie comprehensively steals the show in this ridiculous video. #TOTP

@losttourist@social.chatty.monster
2026-09-18 19:55:52

Nobody in history has looked more mid-80s than Angela in this video. The hair, the shoulder pads, the square bloody microphone! #TOTP

@losttourist@social.chatty.monster
2026-09-18 19:30:52

"It's the Pointer Sisters and Slow Hand".
No, they did not in fact do a duet with Eric Clapton. Fortunately for all concerned.
#TOTP

@losttourist@social.chatty.monster
2026-09-18 19:37:07

This was the first Dollar song produced by Trevor Horn, and if he was "the man who invented the sound of the 80s", this is therefore the first song of the 1980s. Or something. #TOTP

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-10-09 19:33:40

#totp Not Kim's best. And that's saying something.

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-10-09 19:20:03

#totp Whatever happened to the heroes? Aunt Joan ate them all.

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-10-09 18:03:49

#totp You'd think a friend might have told her that her skirt was completely see-through.

@losttourist@social.chatty.monster
2026-10-17 09:14:09

Even more bizarrely, neither Catch The Sun by Doves nor Cryptik Souls Crew by Len appear anywhere in the TOTP Archives list of performances. Both artists are found, but there is no record of either of them playing those songs on #TOTP.

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-08-07 20:26:02

#totp I love love love the beehive and its voice.

@losttourist@social.chatty.monster
2026-10-17 09:09:33

RE: #TOTP because I used it to set up the Now Playing bot. The first two tracks were S Club 7 - Reach, and Stephen Gateley - New Beginning.
And indeed that's what the TOTP Archives website confirms was on the original broadcast back in the year 2000: totparchive.co.uk/episode.php?
But if you go to the iPlayer version (bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m003), the first two tracks are Len - Cryptik Souls Crew, and Doves - Catch The Sun.
The rest of the stream then proceeds as per the broadcast version. How very strange.

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-08-07 20:22:18

#totp Eddi Reader, what a legend. Sad to hear her partner died. Sending our love.

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-08-07 20:18:24

#totp Aerobics Kylie!

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-08-07 20:17:16

#totp Looking forward to 1988!

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-08-07 20:13:01

#totp This doesn't look like Hollywood, to be honest.

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-09-04 21:08:34

#totp I don't think the Beegees have even been to Massachusetts.

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-09-04 21:02:19

#totp Thanks for your amazing comments. Top snark tonight. Bye all!

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-09-04 21:00:25

#totp Robert Smith and some Phallicmites.

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-09-04 20:58:23

#totp Not sure what that bloke is playing on the Roland ... But it's not this

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-09-04 20:54:28

#totp I want to hear the mix of this where all we can hear is Jason's guitar

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-09-04 20:50:01

#totp The least bonkers Jackson.

@losttourist@social.chatty.monster
2026-10-16 20:12:00

Absolute tune! #TOTP

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-09-04 20:47:17

#totp I think they might be implying this is a house of ill repute.

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-09-04 20:45:51

#totp Choon!

@losttourist@social.chatty.monster
2026-10-16 19:46:55

Awkward audience dancing klaxon. #TOTP

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-09-04 20:43:10

#totp That is top of the hats, AKA where's my traffic cone gone?

@losttourist@social.chatty.monster
2026-10-16 19:35:58

Bloody hell, not Showaddywaddy again! #TOTP

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-09-04 20:35:27

#totp I think his hair is a separate conscious being.

@losttourist@social.chatty.monster
2026-10-16 19:20:14

They had actual Suzi Quatro in the actual #TOTP studio and we get to listen to ... Showaddy-bloody-waddy.

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-09-04 20:27:37

#totp "Why is my window broken, strange man I've never seen before?"

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-09-04 20:18:55

#totp Come on then, let's see your Master Jacks, then. Actually, maybe not.

@losttourist@social.chatty.monster
2026-10-16 19:51:51

Fuck's sake. Can we have Showaddywaddy back, please. #TOTP

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-09-04 20:14:11

#totp Bon Jovi gave rock a bad name.

@losttourist@social.chatty.monster
2026-10-16 20:06:27

Nice of Sinitta to invite AC/DC along to dance for her. #TOTP

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-09-04 20:12:42

#totp Their amps blew up at the start.

@losttourist@social.chatty.monster
2026-10-16 19:38:48

Second dose of fun pop-ska this episode. Not that I'm complaining. #TOTP

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-09-04 20:06:43

#totp The very best rap over Madonna's holiday ever.

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-09-04 20:03:17

#totp Claim to fame: my wife once built a willow tunnel in Richard Coles' garden.

@losttourist@social.chatty.monster
2026-10-16 19:30:08

I do not like this "lots of interviews, lots of pop news" format of #TOTP. Keep it on Radio 1 where it belongs, Vance.

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-09-04 20:02:25

#totp Oh there's the rest of them.

@losttourist@social.chatty.monster
2026-10-16 19:57:46

Belinda!!! 😍 😍 😍
And one of her bestest tunes, too.
#TOTP

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-09-04 20:01:55

#totp not much of a commune.

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-09-04 20:01:16

#totp Oh yeah, here we go!

@losttourist@social.chatty.monster
2026-10-16 20:12:43

Does it count for Top of the Hats if it's the backing ... singer? Dancer? Crowd enthusing person? #TOTP

@losttourist@social.chatty.monster
2026-10-16 19:58:28

Nice of her to invite a metal band to mime on stage with her. I wonder what song they're listening to? #TOTP

@losttourist@social.chatty.monster
2026-10-16 19:27:28

Surprisingly downbeat for an early Adam & The Ants track. Although it's got the obligatory Burundi style drum beat. #TOTP

@losttourist@social.chatty.monster
2026-10-16 19:39:58

I keep waiting for the chair to rock a bit too far backwards and for Buster to go flying arse over tit in a comedy fashion. #TOTP

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-10-02 18:50:41

#totp So boring.

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-10-02 18:48:25

#totp They FADED iron maiden! That's asking for a fight.

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-10-02 18:42:31

#totp Can we just play "cars", please?

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-10-02 18:39:58

#totp This is what the song is about

Shitty yellow car.
@smashtie@mas.to
2026-10-02 18:31:16

#totp Oops she did it again again.

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-07-31 20:23:06

#totp This dancing is more my speed.

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-07-31 20:18:47

#totp She's going to loose an eye! Stop moving so fast.

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-07-31 20:16:27

#totp When she was throwing those records around they were probably worth nothing.

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-07-31 20:08:07

#totp This is where Lin Manuel got the idea for Hamilton?

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-07-31 21:34:59

#totp Bye all you nutters! πŸ‘‹πŸ»πŸ‘‹πŸ»

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-07-31 21:26:05

#totp Nanas just having a laugh as always!

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-07-31 21:19:14

#totp If Robert was a plant, what kind of plant would he be?

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-07-31 21:16:21

#totp Woah! Those moves.

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-07-31 21:14:39

#totp This is brilliant - what a bop.

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-07-31 21:13:02

#totp This was a time when _everyone_ was playing Gibson semi acoustics.

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-07-31 21:12:27

#totp I liked this tune too.

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-07-31 21:09:16

#totp Top SatB!!

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-07-31 21:03:47

#totp So young! Depeche club 7 juniors.