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What. The. Shite.
#TOTP

Shaaagy!! #totp

This is the definition of an unnecessary cover, surely.
Only seems like a few weeks ago we had Johnnie & Denise.
I guess they're relying on the Boyzone fans to raise money for Comic Relief.
But can't we just edit in Billy Ocean now? #TOTP

Mutemutemute. #totp

Bingo! Full house. #totp

Pyeewwwww! #TOTP

Synthophone klaxon! #totp

Yeah! Worth the wait. #totp

Part. Let's part, Phil. #totp.

I wants don't get, Gary. #totp

Proper Pops. #TOTP

What are we watching? Erm. #totp

Even he looks embarrassed. #totp

Santa's not so little helpers. #totp

Fun Boy Three! Tune. #TOTP

I know it's Kylie, but POINTLESS COVER KLAXON. #TOTP

There may have been some Es dropped. #totp

Now there's a man whose got the moves. #totp

Poor lad will be cold on the way home. #totp

That red pleather jacket is inexcusable. #totp

They are literally conga-ing around the #TOTP studio.

None of these live performances are setting a high bar. #TOTP

Don't love me for fun girl. Because I'm not. #totp

Gross eye to camera there. We all went "Eeeewww". #totp

Jarvis needs to burst into the video and punch him. #totp

No no Mr Fawlty, it's "uno dos tres".
#TOTP

I think this is my favourite presenter team of all time! #totp

Bit of turn of the century ska/two tone? Works for me.
#TOTP

"Now are you sure they are supposed to smoke this much??" #totp FireMarshall

We only have his word for it that she called him a tiger. #totp

Either the man on the right is HUGE, or the rest are tiny. #totp

Narrator: Susie Mathis was not in fact on #TOTP in 2008.

Tune. And despite previous toot, I do appreciate the live era of #TOTP

Chaka Kahn! Chaka Kahn! Chaka chaka Kahn!
Robot klaxon!!!! #totp

He'll be paying a very big
Mansion tax
In the country.
#totp

She gently put her finger.... Was wondering what was coming next. #totp

One of the Smurfs has escaped and taken some E.
#TOTP

Ok. See you all next time. I'm not sticking around for sicko jacko. 👋🏻#totp

It's a banger, but it's too Commonwealth to do well in Eurovision.
Not European enough :-(
#TOTP

Oh, I knew they'd go for shakey, the entertainer at the local old people's home. #totp

If I was driving the camera he was staring into, I'd be trying desperately to corpse him. #totp

This song is as blandly beige as the singer's outfit. #TOTP

Chooon.
My brother had the 2 Unlimited album on cassette. I don't think I fully appreciated it at the time.
#TOTP

Non-stop bangers (well, ignoring Mr Beige) on this episode. #TOTP

Not a high bar, but best #Genesis song? #TOTP

You cannot be rude about Begin the Beguine. You just can't. #TOTP

I'm a little surprised Britney Spears is as late as 1999.
My daughter's just said "oh, I hadn't realised how accurate the Glee version of the video was" 🤦‍♀️
#TOTP

Martin Fry's trousers must be quite tight for him to hit those high notes. #TOTP

Another one for the collection, to be thrown onto the timeline at appropriate (inappropriate) moments. #TOTP

Well that's it for this programme. I'll see you next week (and maybe MJ's video will have finished by then)
#TOTP

Get your hands off her! 🤦‍♀️ #TOTP

Oh hello #Bluesky #TOTP-ers.
Just a gentle reminder that if you reply to my posts or interact with them in any way, that interaction is totally invisible to me unless you follow the Fediverse bridge thingy-wotsit.
https://fed.brid.gy/login will see you right.

Extremely pointless cover klaxon! 🚨
#TOTP

Dorts! I assume he's still over there on Twitter threatening to spill the beans about all the sordid back stage goings-on at #TOTP but never actually spilling any beans at all.

Was there really no video available for Under Pressure? Surely Queen & Bowie had a couple of quid between them to make one. #TOTP

FFS, it's Cliff again. I'll see you in 1988.
#TOTP

Congratulations to everyone who sat through the full 195 minutes of tonight's music marathon. Hope you've still got some neurons left!
Until next time. #TOTP

On top of everything else, it turned out that Seal was a clairvoyant:
🎵 Don't you know that racism among future kings can only lead to no good.
#TOTP

Right, Cliff's it. I'm going back to #HazbinHotel that my daughter's trying to get me into.
See y'all later. #TOTP

There's nothing to be said about Killer that thousands of other people have done a thousand times better than I ever could. So I'm just going to sit back and admire Seal at his total imperial finest. #TOTP

Another chooon #TOTP

Love it or hate it, there's no getting away from the fact that BBC Four has decided to give us not one, not two, not even just three but three-and-a-quarter hours of Top of the Pops tonight.
So gird your loins pop kids, for better or worse it's going to be a #TOTP marathon.

That was... jarring. #TOTP
And triggers an unnecessary cover klaxon.

Hey yes!! #totp

RE: #TOTP hashtag for those who follow it.
This is when it all began, back in 1963.

Keytar klaxon! 🚨
#TOTP

Well helloooow Miss Harry. #totp

Not an unnecessary cover.
#TOTP

I think Tony just rolled a 20. #totp

What the screaming balls is this??! #totp

Oh-oh! Tune. Cheese. Lovely
#TOTP

It looks like a D&D campaign in here. #totp

Prefer the Kylie & Kermit version. #TOTP

He keeps claiming we know his name. But I don't. #totp

My teacher wife says "it's just like my school!" 😯 #totp

Two covers that do something different in a row #TOTP

Going to all those lengths, then not singing live. Why?? #totp

Did they ever tell you how they got these scars?
#TOTP

Spandau before they went all sophisticated! This takes me back. #totp

I'm going to say "Rich Parents". I mean, look at all that kit! #totp

I hope you're all singing along at home, as requested by Robbie #TOTP

I had a friend who used to live in the same street as Lenny in New York. #totp #NotMyNameDrop

Corrs. It was originally "I would runaway _from_ you". Not many people know that. #totp

The tom-toms might not be plugged in, but appreciate the live singing.
#TOTP

Oh god, I remember this video! Weirded me out, but I was young and impressionable. #totp

Obviously this man is a medical expert. Just look at him. He exudes public heath knowledge. #totp

Because obviously this music says "Scotland" to me. We suspect they were supposed to have to Spandau, but they turned up, and the costumes had already been ordered. #totp