@smashtie@mas.to2026-01-23 19:37:42
Hey yes!! #totp
@smashtie@mas.to2026-01-23 19:37:42
@Jaffa@social.linux.pizza2026-01-23 20:45:38
I know it's Kylie, but POINTLESS COVER KLAXON. #TOTP
@smashtie@mas.to2026-01-23 20:04:47
Well helloooow Miss Harry. #totp
@Jaffa@social.linux.pizza2026-01-23 19:17:03
None of these live performances are setting a high bar. #TOTP
@smashtie@mas.to2026-01-23 20:08:47
I think Tony just rolled a 20. #totp
@Jaffa@social.linux.pizza2026-01-23 19:56:46
Bit of turn of the century ska/two tone? Works for me.
#TOTP
@losttourist@social.chatty.monster2025-12-15 13:53:39
Well slap my thighs and call me Susan, who could ever have predicted this? I'm shocked, I tell you. SHOCKED!
#Wrapstodon #Wrapstodon2025 #TOTP
@smashtie@mas.to2026-01-23 19:26:59
What the screaming balls is this??! #totp
@Jaffa@social.linux.pizza2026-01-23 19:22:42
Tune. And despite previous toot, I do appreciate the live era of #TOTP
@smashtie@mas.to2026-01-23 20:07:58
It looks like a D&D campaign in here. #totp
@Jaffa@social.linux.pizza2026-01-23 19:59:15
It's a banger, but it's too Commonwealth to do well in Eurovision.
Not European enough :-(
#TOTP
@smashtie@mas.to2026-01-23 20:02:57
He keeps claiming we know his name. But I don't. #totp
@Jaffa@social.linux.pizza2026-01-23 20:31:05
Chooon.
My brother had the 2 Unlimited album on cassette. I don't think I fully appreciated it at the time.
#TOTP
@smashtie@mas.to2026-01-23 19:54:17
My teacher wife says "it's just like my school!" 😯 #totp
@losttourist@social.chatty.monster2025-12-12 21:09:28
Top of the Coke Hats. #TOTP
@Jaffa@social.linux.pizza2026-01-23 20:42:32
@smashtie@mas.to2026-01-23 19:23:39
Going to all those lengths, then not singing live. Why?? #totp
@Jaffa@social.linux.pizza2026-01-23 19:54:46
I'm a little surprised Britney Spears is as late as 1999.
My daughter's just said "oh, I hadn't realised how accurate the Glee version of the video was" 🤦♀️
#TOTP
@smashtie@mas.to2026-01-23 20:07:23
Spandau before they went all sophisticated! This takes me back. #totp
@smashtie@mas.to2026-01-23 19:13:10
I'm going to say "Rich Parents". I mean, look at all that kit! #totp
@losttourist@social.chatty.monster2025-12-12 20:46:16
More top of the hats. #TOTP
@smashtie@mas.to2026-01-23 19:25:59
I had a friend who used to live in the same street as Lenny in New York. #totp #NotMyNameDrop
@smashtie@mas.to2026-01-23 19:32:10
Corrs. It was originally "I would runaway _from_ you". Not many people know that. #totp
@smashtie@mas.to2026-01-23 20:10:59
Oh god, I remember this video! Weirded me out, but I was young and impressionable. #totp
@smashtie@mas.to2026-01-23 19:10:43
Obviously this man is a medical expert. Just look at him. He exudes public heath knowledge. #totp
@losttourist@social.chatty.monster2025-12-12 20:30:58
Earplugs, it's Anthea! #TOTP
@smashtie@mas.to2026-01-23 20:14:47
Because obviously this music says "Scotland" to me. We suspect they were supposed to have to Spandau, but they turned up, and the costumes had already been ordered. #totp
@losttourist@social.chatty.monster2025-12-12 20:34:06
Top of the (fake) hats. #TOTP
@Jaffa@social.linux.pizza2025-12-19 21:50:04
Another chooon #TOTP
@losttourist@social.chatty.monster2025-12-12 20:50:27
Was the roof leaking in the #TOTP studio in December 1988? Everyone's going for a Top of the Hats look.
@Jaffa@social.linux.pizza2025-12-19 20:35:00
That was... jarring. #TOTP
And triggers an unnecessary cover klaxon.
@losttourist@social.chatty.monster2025-12-12 20:30:14
Merry 80s Christmas, pop fans!
#TOTP
@Jaffa@social.linux.pizza2025-12-19 21:40:32
Keytar klaxon! 🚨
#TOTP
@Jaffa@social.linux.pizza2025-12-19 21:34:51
Not an unnecessary cover.
#TOTP
@losttourist@social.chatty.monster2025-12-12 21:03:56
Yazz, of course, does it wrong.
#TOTP
@smashtie@mas.to2026-02-20 20:14:18
Oo ooo oo ooooo! #totp
@Jaffa@social.linux.pizza2025-12-19 20:20:57
Oh-oh! Tune. Cheese. Lovely
#TOTP
@smashtie@mas.to2026-02-20 20:53:38
Yes!!! Loved this tune. #totp
@losttourist@social.chatty.monster2025-12-12 20:31:37
KEYTAR KLAXON!
S'Express to the rescue. #TOTP
@Jaffa@social.linux.pizza2025-12-19 20:14:06
Prefer the Kylie & Kermit version. #TOTP
@smashtie@mas.to2026-02-20 20:40:49
Always loved those boots!! #totp
@Jaffa@social.linux.pizza2025-12-19 21:48:53
Two covers that do something different in a row #TOTP
@losttourist@social.chatty.monster2025-12-12 20:59:13
I'm not your dad, Anthea. And no. Never enough. #TOTP
@smashtie@mas.to2026-02-20 20:20:36
Who knew Claudia could sing like this? #totp
@Jaffa@social.linux.pizza2025-12-19 21:33:37
Did they ever tell you how they got these scars?
#TOTP
@smashtie@mas.to2026-02-20 20:34:45
Games without frontiers. Very Olympics. #totp
@losttourist@social.chatty.monster2025-12-12 20:34:52
Even nearly 40 years on, I have synth envy here. #TOTP
@Jaffa@social.linux.pizza2025-12-19 20:17:41
I hope you're all singing along at home, as requested by Robbie #TOTP
@smashtie@mas.to2026-02-20 20:11:31
I'm watching the men's ski half pipe, and listening/watching #totp, imagining that the athletes are listening to this music in their earbuds as they do a 16 at 5m above the lip.
@smashtie@mas.to2026-02-20 20:46:56
"Let me hear you make decisions without your television/ai bot" #totp
@Jaffa@social.linux.pizza2025-12-19 20:24:17
The tom-toms might not be plugged in, but appreciate the live singing.
#TOTP
@losttourist@social.chatty.monster2025-12-12 21:13:45
Robin Gibb and Anthea Turner have near-identical hairstyles. #TOTP
@smashtie@mas.to2026-02-20 20:17:48
I am the rain, he is the sun, and now we've made a rainbow. Awwww. #totp
@Jaffa@social.linux.pizza2025-12-19 20:49:20
What could Celine Dion's big hit of 1998 possibly be?!
Probably sank without a trace.
#TOTP
@losttourist@social.chatty.monster2025-12-12 21:16:09
We know, Marti. It was all over the front pages of the tabloids. #TOTP
@smashtie@mas.to2026-02-20 20:49:41
Song demonstrating how the end of the world would be because of a biggest dick contest. I hated it. #totp
@Jaffa@social.linux.pizza2025-12-19 21:53:03
It's now feeling like the worst bits of Jools' Hootenanny with the fake Chrismas cheer and "what do you hope for in 1991"
#TOTP
@smashtie@mas.to2026-02-20 20:27:26
Carrie doesn't live here anymore... Is what Cliff said to the police when they came inquiring about his missing ex-girlfriend... Hmm. #totp
@losttourist@social.chatty.monster2025-12-12 20:55:17
"He's my best mate ... I had him painted holding a pint of beer" #TOTP
@Jaffa@social.linux.pizza2025-12-19 21:44:12
Probably should watch Ghost again at some point.
Not sure if I've seen it since the cinema! But that seems unlikely.
#TOTP
@losttourist@social.chatty.monster2025-12-12 20:35:36
A Fairlight and a Korg Emulator II? Don't mind if I do, Mr Lowe. #TOTP
@Jaffa@social.linux.pizza2025-12-19 21:54:20
The Quo seem surrounded by a large amount of white powder.
#InsertJokeHere
#TOTP
@losttourist@social.chatty.monster2025-12-12 21:21:33
Needs more Adrian Edmondson bursting in yelling "Fies My Soul?"
#TOTP
@losttourist@social.chatty.monster2025-12-12 21:25:14
Well that was festively fantastic (or perhaps festively frightful). Anyway, till the next time poppers. #TOTP
@losttourist@social.chatty.monster2025-12-12 20:40:19
Not so pointless cover klaxon. Tiffany's version is sufficiently different and funner than the original to stand on its own. #TOTP
@losttourist@social.chatty.monster2025-12-12 20:30:40
Just be glad I corrected the typo before I pressed enter, otherwise I'd have been wishing a Merry Christmas to all the poop fans. #TOTP
@losttourist@social.chatty.monster2025-12-12 20:38:57
BELINDA! ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️
Did I mention that I saw her at the Manchester O2 a few months ago? Did I? Did I? 😆 #TOTP
@losttourist@social.chatty.monster2025-12-12 21:03:29
So the key question: when dancing to The Only Way Is Up, do you thrust your fist in the air on the word "up" or on the beat immediately afterwards?
#TOTP
@smashtie@mas.to2026-01-16 20:00:23
Bye fer now! #totp
@smashtie@mas.to2026-01-16 19:50:16
Straight to lift muzac. #totp
@smashtie@mas.to2026-01-16 19:21:47
Lots a wailing going on. #totp
@smashtie@mas.to2026-01-16 22:47:04
Balls. Small Shiny Balls. #totp
@smashtie@mas.to2026-01-16 19:58:18
Twelfth, 38 points. Not bad. #totp
@smashtie@mas.to2026-01-16 19:45:57
I don't know what she's talking about. #totp
@smashtie@mas.to2026-01-16 19:32:39
She sounds a _lot_ like Heather Small... #totp
@smashtie@mas.to2026-01-16 19:43:21
Her _head_ is a mirrorball! Get it?! Amazing. #totp
@smashtie@mas.to2026-01-16 19:41:22
Apparently Mansun split up in the process of recording their fourth album. #totp
@smashtie@mas.to2026-01-16 19:44:16
The guys sitting on the sofa have mirror balls too. You can tell my how they are sitting. #totp
@losttourist@social.chatty.monster2026-01-23 20:34:28
TUNE!
#TOTP
@losttourist@social.chatty.monster2026-01-23 20:06:17
Baby Kemps. #TOTP
@losttourist@social.chatty.monster2026-01-23 20:48:05
Top of the hats. #TOTP
@losttourist@social.chatty.monster2026-01-23 20:47:53
ACTUAL PUBLIC ENEMY ON #TOTP!
@losttourist@social.chatty.monster2026-01-23 20:43:57
The size of Phil's ... lizard!
#TOTP
@losttourist@social.chatty.monster2026-01-23 20:11:47
George was coat check person actually, wasn't he? #TOTP
@losttourist@social.chatty.monster2026-01-23 20:13:10
Keep your fingers away from Legs & Co, Powell! #TOTP
@losttourist@social.chatty.monster2026-01-23 20:20:19
Comedy ska is OK but Madness did it so, so much better. #TOTP
@losttourist@social.chatty.monster2026-01-23 20:34:20
This is a fantastic top ten. Except for the number one anyway. #TOTP
@losttourist@social.chatty.monster2026-01-23 20:54:46
Mariah wearing a mini-skirt but managing to avoid the dreaded upskirting #TOTP cameraman by cunningly not coming closer than 3,000 miles away from the studio.
@losttourist@social.chatty.monster2026-01-23 20:14:41
At least Legs & Co are on-topic for the date. It's Burns Night this Sunday. #TOTP
@losttourist@social.chatty.monster2026-01-23 20:58:01
That was all surprisingly good. I might be tempted back next week. Enjoy your weekend #TOTP-ers.
@smashtie@mas.to2026-01-09 19:43:14
This is rubbish. #totp
@losttourist@social.chatty.monster2026-01-23 20:25:06
There were an awful lot of John Lennon songs in the chart in February 1981.
(yes, I know)
#TOTP
@smashtie@mas.to2026-01-09 19:12:17
Well I just turned on #totp, and I'm just a little confused about which decade we are doing.
@losttourist@social.chatty.monster2026-01-23 20:44:46
Oh I'd forgotten about the Michael Jackson pisstake at the end of that video. That almost made it worth it. #TOTP
@smashtie@mas.to2026-01-09 19:23:36
Less than more than this #totp
@losttourist@social.chatty.monster2026-01-23 20:16:48
She literally just told you she's 16 years old Powell, FFS why is your arm still resting on her shoulder.
#TOTP
@smashtie@mas.to2026-01-09 19:28:01
Stop means stop, I already said the safe word. #totp
@smashtie@mas.to2026-01-09 19:17:38
Anyone who wears their guitar that low is overcompensating. #totp
@smashtie@mas.to2026-01-09 19:48:00
I love Sebadoh, but I kind of need to get a skateboard out. And that would be a bad idea. Knees much more fragile these days. #totp
@smashtie@mas.to2026-01-09 19:35:29