Tootfinder

#totp Thanks for your amazing company as always! Cheers all.

#totp And if I had a midriff like that, I'd probably wear that too.

#totp Play the bangles!!

#totp God I loved her so much.

#totp Somehow my attention is drawn to whatever Errol has for us in those tight sparkly trousers..

Gor blimey! #TOTP

#totp Here's a man who doesn't know how to trigger an oscilloscope.

#totp I'm on my feet.

#totp Which one is "wind"?

#totp The silver top and white jeans win it for me.

#totp Is that how you pronounce Goethe?

#totp in my alternative timeline, she replies "piss off you scumbag, you know what you did"

SPARKS! Tune. #TOTP

#totp I can report it worked pretty well. The crowd waving their arms was about the right speed too, and that earnest look in his little cliff brow goes really well with "I wanna f**k you like an animal". 8/10.

#totp Here we go! NiN on

#totp She had a unique hip action, that Dion.

#totp He missed a great opportunity here to just stand there with really bad hat hair.

#totp Please tell me Cliff isn't going to be "still number 1" for the next one too.

#totp MUTE!! MUTE! OH LORDY, PLEASE MUTE!

KEYTAR KLAXON! #TOTP

#totp Well, if that's what you want, Alice, OK. Come back into my life with your massive synth riff.

#totp Oh look, it's the five new boys aloud zone on the block.

#totp Nice oboe!

He didn't even blink!
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He's not a Young One any more, is he? #TOTP

She's forgotten to put on her blouse. #TOTP

This one is astounding with subtitles. #TOTP

Has the drummer got a cigar in his mouth? Respect! #TOTP

Ooh, Kerry Katona on t'telly. Warrington represent! #TOTP

"Tonight Matthew, I'll be performing as Claudia Winkleman"
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There are some great possibilities in this chart. Don't let us down #TOTP.

Argh no, a really really pointless cover. Stop it. BAN THIS FILTH NOW!
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How has this never been covered by PSB or Erasure? Or maybe it has and I just missed the fact. #TOTP

They have far too much energy. Stop bouncing girls, please, I'm exhausted and I'm just sitting on the sofa! #TOTP

Audience lass next to Martine looks like she's re-evaluating the choices that led to this specific point in her life. #TOTP

Who the hell bought this? Week in, week out, at the end of 1999.
Were the population all infected by the Millennium Bug or something?
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#totp Brilliant fun, thanks everyone. Where do I put the crisp wrappers?

SCENE: BBC pre-production studio.
Legs & Co brainstorming meeting.
"So, Flick, which costume style shall we wear this week?"
"All of them".
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#totp Hardcore you know the score.

#totp "I am a one hit wonder!!"🎶🎶

Of course it's just that I'm actually insanely envious of anyone of any gender young enough and toned enough to stand in front of a TV audience of millions in your undies. #TOTP

#totp I love how many people they've got on stage. Wasn't it just the two of them? Where did they hire the extras? Is there a board you stick a note on?

Somebody please tell Jamie Theakston that when they say "Celine Dion has sold a lot of albums" it doesn't mean she was actually out on a market stall handing them over in exchange for cash. #TOTP

#totp If you wait for it, he'll summon down the dove from above.

#totp They are just the nadir of cool.

#totp Well I'm going to be watching the Count of Montcristo. Corrr.

#totp Don't drop that ghetto blaster if it's an Amstrad. Won't end well.

#totp ok, pop fact crew ... Can you name a successful solo artist who was a session musician first?

#totp Such great dance moves. Love it.

#totp I do love this. The bass is great.

#totp When will you make my telephone ring? A song about a disappointing visit from a BT engineer.

#totp Anyone fancy a spot of aerobics?

#totp Maximum top jeopardy. Crikey!

#totp Did I see some news about Britney getting in a spot of trouble again?

#totp I went to the David Bowie exhibition at the V&A East. Really amazing place. Go if you can.
They had Bowie props from the glass spider tour, which I went to. Made me feel old though.

#totp The sisters of mercy me.

#totp play Madonna you bastards!

#totp Right, I'm getting a sheet and I'm gonna join in with the girls. Who's with me?!

#totp Peak pop video.

#totp Reo's Speedwagon - the name of my first car.

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#totp Love a minimalist drum fill.

#totp I remember really liking this. Still do.

#totp "I've got good news and bad news girls. The good news is it's disco this week. The bad news is the costume budget had been slashed again..."

#totp Is @… here?

#totp They were nearly "Tent pole Tudor". Little known facts.

#totp What are they _doing_ to that frog??!

#totp Freeing my trapped soul. In case you didn't get it. You're welcome.

#totp Thankfully they gave us time to hit mute.

#totp Why does your love hurt so much? 🤨

#totp Do you think they asked him to do two numbers, or did he just decide to?

#totp I think I joined at just the right time! 💜

#totp We will be seeing Suzanne Vega later this summer when she headlines the reconstituted Cambridge Folk Festival!

#totp Well thanks for your priceless diamond quips. See you next time!

#totp Yeah, come on!!

#totp Imagine being the nameless drummer from Chas and Dave.

#totp There are some shocking trousers on evidence here.

#totp I can suggest somewhere you can go, Gerry.

#totp Nick Cave on bass?

#totp Gwan girl!

#totp Quite a chart!

#totp And then, to balance all that, Trump.

#totp Quite a pout on that Sting.

#totp Funny how people's views of this song have changed over the years. At the time people thought it was quite romantic, I seem to remember.

#totp I liked this. But what's it about?

#totp She looks like she might have been the victim of a Shakattack

#totp "Put some shades on, Shirley, it'll look cool."

#totp A gee.

#totp This is compulsory watching if you want to win Eurovision. Or get any points at all.

#totp The shorts look bored.

#totp There's a lot of us grudgingly admitting we quite like this Elton tune. I like to see him from when he didn't have the arthritis.

#totp The state of 'im.

#totp In this is a good opportunity to get another drink.

#totp S-Club, Steps, Venga, all in a row!

#totp This is like the Charlatans and Jesus and Mary Chain had a love child.

#totp What a voice!

#totp All this spinning, in the sweltering heat, is making me feel exhausted.

#totp Pet Shop Boys are modelling the cat come in out of the rain look tonight. Pets.

#totp Well I must shoop shoop off. Thanks everyone! 👋🏻👋🏻

#totp Don't remember this one.