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@smashtie@mas.to
2026-05-01 19:59:14

#totp Brilliant fun, thanks everyone. Where do I put the crisp wrappers?

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-05-01 19:57:38

#totp Hardcore you know the score.

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-05-01 19:54:01

#totp "I am a one hit wonder!!"🎢🎢

@Jaffa@social.linux.pizza
2026-02-27 19:14:43

I seem to remember all the words to that S Club 7 song.
#TOTP

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-05-01 19:43:24

#totp I love how many people they've got on stage. Wasn't it just the two of them? Where did they hire the extras? Is there a board you stick a note on?

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-05-01 19:38:12

#totp If you wait for it, he'll summon down the dove from above.

@losttourist@social.chatty.monster
2026-05-01 19:38:08

Sammidge anyone? #totp

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-05-01 19:35:50

#totp They are just the nadir of cool.

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-05-01 19:31:42

#totp Well I'm going to be watching the Count of Montcristo. Corrr.

@Jaffa@social.linux.pizza
2026-02-27 19:32:04

Hopefully we'll get #RedAlert in this episode.
Although EPG doesn't make it look likely. Play Basement Jaxx, you cowards!
#TOTP

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-05-01 19:26:00

#totp Don't drop that ghetto blaster if it's an Amstrad. Won't end well.

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-05-01 19:20:42

#totp ok, pop fact crew ... Can you name a successful solo artist who was a session musician first?

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-05-01 19:14:25

#totp Such great dance moves. Love it.

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-05-01 19:08:37

#totp I do love this. The bass is great.

@losttourist@social.chatty.monster
2026-05-01 19:26:22

Top of the hair. #TOTP

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-05-01 19:07:52

#totp When will you make my telephone ring? A song about a disappointing visit from a BT engineer.

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-05-01 19:02:07

#totp Anyone fancy a spot of aerobics?

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-05-01 18:52:41

#totp Maximum top jeopardy. Crikey!

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-05-01 18:50:17

#totp Did I see some news about Britney getting in a spot of trouble again?

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-05-01 18:43:14

#totp I went to the David Bowie exhibition at the V&A East. Really amazing place. Go if you can.
They had Bowie props from the glass spider tour, which I went to. Made me feel old though.

@losttourist@social.chatty.monster
2026-05-01 19:13:08

BANANANANANARAMA! #totp

@losttourist@social.chatty.monster
2026-05-01 19:19:06

Make your minds up! #TOTP #PatrickSwayze

@losttourist@social.chatty.monster
2026-05-01 19:23:04

S'EXPRESS KEYTAR KLAXON #totp

@losttourist@social.chatty.monster
2026-05-01 19:04:43

What .. have they done?
#TOTP

@losttourist@social.chatty.monster
2026-05-01 19:31:41

Good tune and a great performance. #TOTP

@Jaffa@social.linux.pizza
2026-03-20 20:53:09

60s Diana looks better than 80s Diana. CMV.
(It's the big hair)
#TOTP

@losttourist@social.chatty.monster
2026-05-01 19:00:33

CAN WE HAVE 1999 BACK PLEASE
#totp

@losttourist@social.chatty.monster
2026-05-01 19:49:07

Gloria 😻
Crikey, that dress!
#TOTP

@Jaffa@social.linux.pizza
2026-03-20 20:55:27

This early pilot for Quantum Leap was improved massively when they brought in Scott Bakula and Dean Stockwell a few years later.
#TOTP

@losttourist@social.chatty.monster
2026-05-01 19:20:29

Can't take my eyes off those shoulder pads. #TOTP

@losttourist@social.chatty.monster
2026-05-01 19:38:34

Very early promotion for his painting birds programme. #TOTP

@losttourist@social.chatty.monster
2026-05-01 19:58:48

This is proper get off your tits and go clubbing music. What's it doing on #TOTP?

@losttourist@social.chatty.monster
2026-05-01 18:48:42

Britney saying "Why aye to Newcastle" is a thing I never knew I needed to see. #TOTP

@losttourist@social.chatty.monster
2026-05-01 19:06:22

They're going to play Pump Up The Bitter, aren't they. It's that kind of night.
#TOTP

@losttourist@social.chatty.monster
2026-05-01 19:03:32

There's no point crouching down like that, pervy cameraman. She's wearing thigh-length leggings. #TOTP

@losttourist@social.chatty.monster
2026-05-01 19:53:36

It's a great tune. Annoying and overplayed, but this is proper anthemic pop and deserves to be number one. #TOTP

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-03-27 20:49:40

#totp How dare the little shit presenters mock iron maiden?? I'm writing a letter.

@losttourist@social.chatty.monster
2026-05-01 19:08:11

It might not be actually Perfect but it's a perfectly good song, and that makes it one of the best things we've heard all night. #TOTP

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-03-27 20:46:32

#totp Hell yeah!

@losttourist@social.chatty.monster
2026-05-01 19:56:41

Like a fine wine, tonight started off sour and improved as it aged (shome mishtake, shurely?)
Anyway, thanks for helping me watch #TOTP, it's been great bearable.
Have a top long weekend, peeps!

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-03-27 20:40:28

#totp Bb. Pretty low.

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-03-27 20:37:55

#totp apparently he has Parkinson's now. πŸ˜₯

@losttourist@social.chatty.monster
2026-05-01 18:49:31

Trying to imagine her saying to her manager "is this a typo?"
"Just say it as it's written Britney, girl, I promise you they'll understand"
#TOTP

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-03-27 20:26:08

#totp God I love Kate. Sigh. 😍

@losttourist@social.chatty.monster
2026-05-01 19:31:13

Sorry Nicky, but there will be no lewd gyrations and hip swivelling in this house. I don't want to spend the entire bank holiday weekend at A&E thanks. #TOTP

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-03-27 20:15:10

#totp What happened to Water? Why do they never speak of them?

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-03-27 20:13:02

#totp He's got a nasty case of Balladeer's Beard there.

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-03-27 20:08:36

#totp Yeah I think this is exactly what Bob had in mind.

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-03-27 19:49:33

#totp Inventors of the power stance.

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-03-27 19:48:33

#totp A1 Mmmmm?

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-03-27 19:41:33

#totp The Cybermen have come on quite a bit, haven't they?

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-03-27 19:40:14

#totp Gail Porter is wearing me out with her enthusiasm.

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-03-27 19:29:54

#totp Fuck off Thatcher

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-03-27 19:28:12

#totp Are they talking about an innocent sleep-over? Yay!

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-03-27 19:18:44

#totp I'm starting late, but I'm damned if I'm going to forward through s club! I'm sure there'll be plenty of opportunities to catch up.

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-03-27 19:34:12

Groundhog day. #totp
"A guest-singer from Spain, for the producer's previous project Nakatomi, kept repeatedly singing "venga" in their songs, which means "come" in Spanish. This led to the name 'Vengaboys' as their following project. So yes, Vengaboys actually means "Comeboys".

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-02-20 20:14:18

Oo ooo oo ooooo! #totp

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-02-20 20:53:38

Yes!!! Loved this tune. #totp

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-02-20 20:40:49

Always loved those boots!! #totp

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-02-20 20:20:36

Who knew Claudia could sing like this? #totp

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-02-20 20:34:45

Games without frontiers. Very Olympics. #totp

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-02-20 20:11:31

I'm watching the men's ski half pipe, and listening/watching #totp, imagining that the athletes are listening to this music in their earbuds as they do a 16 at 5m above the lip.

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-02-20 20:46:56

"Let me hear you make decisions without your television/ai bot" #totp

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-02-20 20:17:48

I am the rain, he is the sun, and now we've made a rainbow. Awwww. #totp

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-02-20 20:49:41

Song demonstrating how the end of the world would be because of a biggest dick contest. I hated it. #totp

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-02-20 20:27:26

Carrie doesn't live here anymore... Is what Cliff said to the police when they came inquiring about his missing ex-girlfriend... Hmm. #totp

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-03-20 19:32:38

#totp Is that "Ooo la la sasoon?" Or ".. tattoo?".

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-03-20 19:21:10

Hell yeah! #totp

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-03-20 19:37:46

Her Madgeness! #totp

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-03-20 19:18:31

Flying V night. #totp

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-03-20 19:26:29

Listen up, folks. #totp

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-03-20 20:08:14

PLAY YAH YAH DING DONG! #totp

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-03-20 19:51:48

Come on Lauren Hill! So good. #totp

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-03-20 20:16:26

Did Bucks fizz have a safe word? #totp

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-03-20 19:57:57

Totally lost concentration there.... #totp

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-03-20 20:03:02

Oooaaa the hair. That takes me back. #totp

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-03-20 20:24:20

"And I neeeeeed you now tonight!" I'm swaying. #totp

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-03-20 19:53:52

That guitarist is having way to much fun with his wah-wah. #totp

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-03-20 19:41:45

There is a special circle in hell for these pop wanksters. #totp

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-03-20 20:12:12

Love a song where the lyrics include lines in parentheses.
#totp

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-03-20 19:35:46

OK, so you have a Nobel peace prize? That don't impress me much. #totp

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-03-20 20:20:25

What is a Mahoo, and why should I drop it? Do they bite or something? #totp

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-03-20 19:09:30

The other level in this case is slightly underneath the surface of the marsh. #totp

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-03-20 19:49:50

Some of the lads in the background ... wouldn't have put them down as typical Cher fans. #totp

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-03-20 19:27:51

One thing that scares me every day, or a different thing every day that scares me? Come on Baz, be specific. #totp

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-04-17 19:56:56

#totp Another guilty pleasure for me. Dignity.

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-04-17 19:50:58

#totp She was in the room where it happened.

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-04-17 19:45:22

#totp She's singing "I'll stand by you" but ironically. Given her long list of exes.

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-04-17 19:38:15

#totp I feel I've been threatened by Prince. Which is odd, given how nice he was by all accounts.

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-04-17 19:32:06

#totp Is this about nuclear war?

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-04-17 19:27:10

#totp He's such a dish.

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-04-17 19:21:37

#totp I'm loving this episode!

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-04-17 19:18:44

#totp I didn't know Jamelia was on this!

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-04-17 19:17:36

#totp They cut the cheesy synth solo! But for heaven 17 so I forgive them.

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-04-17 19:15:38

#totp Now this is a guilty pleasure. Love Toto. Fight me.

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-04-17 19:11:22

#totp Haaaaw haaaw look at that hair!!! Excellent.

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-04-17 19:10:22

#totp Maybe try saying "I love you"?

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-04-17 19:08:21

#totp Here, hold this guitar and pretend you're playing it.

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-04-17 19:05:39

#totp Excellent contouring, Philip.

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-04-17 18:56:56

#totp I've got speedy boarding on Venga Airways!