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"Beverly Hills is fancy-ish. It's expensive in the way that the things DJ Khaled wears are expensive... but they don't fill you with envy." #truth
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"Fraudsters without Borders" was the original name for "Board of Peace".
Also the name of the Trump family.
#truth #misnomer #sarcasm

Life's a long song.
-- Ian Anderson of Jethro Tull 1971
#Music #Poetry #Truth

Nothing but the truth about Strait of Hormuz:
#Hormuz #Iran #conflict #oil #StraitOfHormuz #funny #truth

"Maria and Peter are students and meet up for a late dinner. Peter asks Maria whether Tom is at the party that they intend to go to after dinner. Maria answers that Tom is at the party. After all, Tom had told her that he would be at the party. When they arrive at the party, it turns out that Tom had changed his plans, and is not at the party. Was Maria's answer true or false?"
#truth

Everything you see I owe to spaghetti.
—Sofia Loren, 1963,
Mansfield News Journal
#Quote #Truth #Beauty

Intresting that #NYT's caption for the billboard leaves out the most important part/message/object of the image.
The "Failing New York Times" indeed. 😏
#press #truth #fail

#Obit: Alan Greenspan kept interest rates too low for too long which significantly contributed to the housing bubble. He did have that great line about "irrational exuberance" of markets, though the man loved the stock market. Like, a lot.
#obituary #sarcasm #harsh #truth #Greenspan