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@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-03-05 05:54:19

Hospital. *n*. A place one goes to to become a patient, mostly through the process of waiting long hours in a crowded lobby teaming with patients.
#sarcasm #truth #definition #hospitals

@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-04-07 19:58:54

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Truthpaste:
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#Truthpaste
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@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-02-10 01:21:11

"Get your domain name before you lose it"
At *any* domain registrar for the TLD you want. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ
#SuperBowlAds #ads #SuperBowl #truth

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-04-11 13:07:33

Nothing but the truth about Strait of Hormuz:
#Hormuz #Iran #conflict #oil #StraitOfHormuz #funny #truth