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Everything you see I owe to spaghetti.
β€”Sofia Loren, 1963,
Mansfield News Journal
#Quote #Truth #Beauty

@vrandecic@mas.to
2026-05-20 15:50:41

"Maria and Peter are students and meet up for a late dinner. Peter asks Maria whether Tom is at the party that they intend to go to after dinner. Maria answers that Tom is at the party. After all, Tom had told her that he would be at the party. When they arrive at the party, it turns out that Tom had changed his plans, and is not at the party. Was Maria's answer true or false?"
#truth

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-05-09 19:37:16

"Beverly Hills is fancy-ish. It's expensive in the way that the things DJ Khaled wears are expensive... but they don't fill you with envy." #truth
▢️ The Map of Los Angeles | John Mulaney Presents: Everybody's In L.A. | Netflix is a Joke

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-05-07 04:44:29

"Fraudsters without Borders" was the original name for "Board of Peace".
Also the name of the Trump family.
#truth #misnomer #sarcasm

@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-04-07 19:58:54

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#Truthpaste
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@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-04-11 13:07:33

Nothing but the truth about Strait of Hormuz:
#Hormuz #Iran #conflict #oil #StraitOfHormuz #funny #truth

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-03-05 05:54:19

Hospital. *n*. A place one goes to to become a patient, mostly through the process of waiting long hours in a crowded lobby teaming with patients.
#sarcasm #truth #definition #hospitals

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-05-08 01:06:56

Intresting that #NYT's caption for the billboard leaves out the most important part/message/object of the image.
The "Failing New York Times" indeed. 😏
#press #truth #fail