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vote counts not done but seems like Kat Abughazaleh doesn't have it. that sad!
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More judges like this, please!
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#USPol #USpolitics #network1976
I'm not saying that the 1976 movie "Network" was prescient . . . but . . .

Trump officials filed plans for a two-hundred fifty foot triumphal arch monument in DC. No word on plans for a two inch presidential hand monument to go along with it.
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I heard a radio report on the Iran war and when the reporter said “People are critical of the regime” I just assumed they were talking about the US government.
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Nice job #newJersey
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Abolish the office of United States president. It's too much power for one person, even when the president follows the law, let alone this chud who doesn't. #PresidentsDay #uspol

Well - I guess that's one thing we can hope for to fix this shitty timeline.
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Trump is threatening to blockade the Strait of Hormuz in response to Iran blockading the Strait of Hormuz. He also refuses to share a bed with Melania as long as Melania refuses to share a bed with him.
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Werden wir später in den Geschichtsbüchern von der Minneapolis-Revolution lesen?
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Harris lost because she took no stance on Malarkey. This is an indisputable fact. #shitpost #politics #uspol

LAPD declared an anti-ICE protest to be unlawful assembly on Saturday after sex toys were thrown at a detention facility. LAPD Central Division said criminal behavior by some lead to arrests, and officers feeling both threatened and aroused lead to one divorce and many instances of chaffing.
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"It is unconscionable, it's illogical, it is difficult to comprehend," said the Irish Prime Minister about protestors blockading Ireland’s only oil refinery because they want the price of gas to go down. In other news, Trump is blockading Iran’s blockade of the Strait of Hormuz for the same reason and I plan to hit myself in the head to stop my headache.
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Via @… on Bluesky
Nuclear experts undercut White House claims about Iran reactor at heart of case for war
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I love dunking on Fascists as much as the next guy. But this whole “Wow look they can make the draft automatic but not voter registration huh?” pretty crucially misses that then draft registration process is entirely handled by the federal government, while elections are not (And that’s a good thing!).
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A real “my shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt” sort of moment
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https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/apr/09/melania-trump-epstein-speech-puzzle

"This is what American people voted for."
Progressives just got our sound bite for the next forever elections.
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I don't feel like I need to translate this for Americans #USPol #NLPol

Can #uspol *stay* in the US please? Get a visa if you want to come out.

Det her er et af de sjoveste indlæg, jeg længe har læst. Og så giver det håb for fremtiden. "Donald Trump is the political equivalent of a lead life vest." #trump #USPol #Gop

MAGA Is Losing The Culture War
From Bad Bunny to Epstein to Elections, MAGA Is In Deep Trouble

If a politician does something unethical they have to go. Doesn't matter about the political party.
eric swalwell can get fucked.
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Honest question: Has "assassinate the leader of a country and the populace will rise up and overthrow the government and setup a new more US-friendly government" EVER worked? I know we've tried it a bunch of times, but I'm pretty sure it has failed miserably every single time.
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Seems to me that a working democracy would just remove someone from office for threatening to kill "a whole civilization".
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Today, tech people discovering what black voters already knew about Bernie Sanders
#blackmastodon #blackfedi #uspol

The grift never fucking ends.
"Republican leaders will pay private lawyers up to $550 an hour in taxpayer money to represent the Legislature in a lawsuit challenging them over that very practice: using taxpayer money to hire private attorneys."
#Politics #USPol #Pol #Wisconsin #WIGOP

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My wife: You know, when you used to search for an image “Angry Donald” it used to come up “Duck”
#uspol #trump #duck

Ah. Yes of course. We're closing the straight now. Perfect sense.
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Rewriting an earlier post that should have been edited and verified *a lot more* before posting.
I'm going to connect some dots here. ICE can cross designate with any agency (19 of U.S. Code 1401):
> The terms “officer of the customs” and “customs officer” mean any officer of the United States Customs Service of the Treasury Department (also hereinafter referred to as the “Customs Service”) or any commissioned, warrant, or petty officer of the Coast Guard, or any agent or other person, including foreign law enforcement officers, authorized by law or designated by the Secretary of the Treasury to perform any duties of an officer of the Customs Service.
Back in September Trump diverted a bunch of Federal staff to ICE:
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Can people quit bitching about gas prices while people are dying? Thanks. #pol #uspol #iran

This will be very hard work.
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I Have a Trump Theory... by Hank Green
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I have one wish for the youth of today... and it's that they hate Trump as much as I hated Reagan when I was a young person.
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FPS is the biggest available channel that I'm aware of to funnel Academi into ICE/CBP enforcement operations. The point of using FPS to support ICE agents is that FPS is stocked full of troops from EriK Prince's private army (now called "Academi" but formerly called "Blackwater"). This means that carrying out ethnic cleansing can dump money directly into the pockets of America's version of the Wagner Group (side from, of course GEO Group).
The Erik Prince angle also means that there can be an alternative chain of command that exists outside of official channels. ICE is already bad enough, but similar people have worked as mercenaries for a long time. Having an established chain of command over armed occupiers, one based entirely on economic incentives, one that can't be legally monitored or audited, one that's completely outside of the government, should be especially worrying.
I don't believe we've ever seen a clear explanation of who was kidnaping people off the streets, but I know that Academi had a contract (I believe with FPS) in Portland at the time. We also don't know who is on the ground in US cities right now, because they're wearing masks.
The bit reason J6 didn't go as planned is that Erik Prince wasn't behind it. Now there are troops with experience occupying American cities who can be called directly via Erik when Trump wants to make sure he doesn't lose again. And Erik won't back out at the last minute this time, because he's already seen that there will be no consequences for participating in a coup... if the time comes.
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Just registered to #vote, don’t forget that if you want to vote this year yeah #uspol

Well I guess eric swalwell can get fucked.
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The #IranWar is going to go down as the greatest military clusterfuck of the 21st century. It's this century's Bay of Pigs.
Just a national embarrassment level of execution of a stupid idea.
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A corrected official seal for ice:
#satire #USpol #ice #GraphicDesign

JD Vance’s new book has a photo of their church. They don’t know Vance. - The Washington Post
#USpol #Vance

Well articulated: grief that American autohegemonicide provokes.
#USpol #autogegemonicide

What Appalachia Can Tell Us About the Future of the Democratic Party (ft. John Russell) by How Is This Better? and More Perfect Union
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Is there even a point to #voting in the upcoming election? I’ve lost any hope it could even marginally help at this point. #election #uspol

> "'Down with the USA’ or ‘Death to the USA’ is not directed at American citizens, but at the policies of the U.S. government," the Iranian embassy in South Africa stated on X.
In that case I agree with those slogans!
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The Names They Call Themselves
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The Names They Call Themselves
*Fascist* and *Nazi* weren’t slurs that were applied to the Italians and Germans by their political or military opponents. That’s what they called themselves. The job won’t be done, this era of madness will not end, until we make *the names Trump’s regime calls themselves* universally acknowledged slurs.

Anyone know about how MC02 came out? Probably not relevant right now. Everyone can probably just ignore this. Blue won in the end, so no potential for foreshadowing at all...
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Back over $100
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It seems the President of the United States is hitting on or trying to date (?) perhaps the President of China, and potus also believes that one must block the Strait of Hormuz in order to open it (big destroy-the-villiage-to-save-the-villiage energy here), and finally potus would rather hug things out but also might get violent and wants you to know that he is a violent man.
Rabies-like logic.
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I'm so tired of winning.
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Regime change begins at home.
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"Wake me up when the guillotines come out." Yeah, I have some things to say about that.
Please, take a seat.
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According to the Justice Department, Pam Bondi will not testify about the investigation into Jeffrey Epstein to a congressional committee next week because she really doesn’t want to, she’s knows you are but what is she, and nay nay boo boo.
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I tracked the AI Money in politics by Phil Edwards
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Bald Eagles, named Jackie and Shadow, have hatched their first egg of 2026. Unfortunately, RFK Jr. fried it up for his morning roadkill omelette.
#eagles #rfkjr #USpol

How well do your Congressional representatives align with the ACLU? They have a neat little summary:
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ACLU Congressional Scorecards
Find out if each member of the 119th Congress voted in line with ACLU positions and learn more about some of the bills that impact our civil liberties. Look up your elected officials by state or street address.

What Causes Wars: An Introduction to Crisis Bargaining Theory by Lines on Maps Extra
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Wow things are going great.
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I think he plans to try to sleep with the peace treaty.
He plans to use a double sided ceasefire. Ew.
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How am I doing? Well I just looked up how to pronounce eschatological, because for some reason I want to be able to describe American foreign policy accurately 😳😝
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Oil market is just climbing and climbing.
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What 4 generations of veterans think of Trump’s Iran War by How Is This Better?
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Just added a bunch of names to @…, so now there are more than 280 ways to call potus names.
Useful for all the times you want to refer to him without using his name (every time).
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We Found The Radical Solution To Skyrocketing Grocery Prices by More Perfect Union
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At least our president commands the respect of a formal démarche and not a social media slap fight. Oh wait...
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Oh boy.
#newJersey #uspol #elections

AOC making sure #newJersey knows what's up
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I’m so glad that the United States Navy and the IRGC are playing chicken in the Strait of Hormuz and not trying to sort things out like a bunch of sugared up 5 year olds. /s
https://houseofsaud.com/us-navy-hormuz-transit/

US Navy Crosses Hormuz for First Time Since Iran War Began
Two US destroyers transited the Strait of Hormuz on April 11 while Vance-Ghalibaf talks opened in Islamabad. Iran claims they turned back. The US says otherwise.

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Cory Booker SOUNDS OFF on Trump, Outlines New Tax Plan for Dems by Pod Save America
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Blanche DuBois - always depended on the kindness of strangers.
Todd Blanche - always depends on the kindness of redactors.
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The F-15 Rescue: What Actually Happened and the Fallout Afterward by William Spaniel
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Kristi Noem is reportedly considering sleeping over in American’s homes (whether or not they want her to) just so she can violate the 3rd Amendment too, and have a matched set of violated Amendments.
#USpol #BillOfRights

I need some people I don't like to vote with me the next few elections.
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US days from running low on interceptors, has no ability to evacuate citizens from Middle East because potus & kegsbreath failed to plan.
@duckworth.senate.gov @durbin.senate.gov @schakowsky.house.gov you rep me: impeach, remove, ban from office & prosecute. Not a penny more for this war.
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Opening up the straight is easy. We can't do it. But it's so easy!!
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Today, the Integrity spacecraft launched four brave people toward the moon.
Integrity left earth, and then potus addressed the nation.
This makes a lot of sense.
#USpol #potus #Artemis2

How Israel Assassinated the Ayatollah & Iran’s Upcoming Succession Crisis by William Spaniel
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Happy U.S. Hostage and Wrongful Detainee Day!
Oh the irony as the U.S. builds and fills concentration camps.
😳😐
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/U.S._Hostage_and_Wrongful_Detainee_Day

U.S. Hostage and Wrongful Detainee Day - Wikipedia

Eight Key Things to Watch for in the Iran War by William Spaniel
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If only #Iran hadn’t built the Zagros Mountains millions of years ago (990 miles [1,600 km] long and 150 miles [240 km] wide, and at points more than 14,000 feet [4,000 meters] tall) making assault from west difficult, as Iraq found in early 1980s and Rome found starting ~2,000 years ago.
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It’s TACO Tuesday! 🌮🌮🌮
Live updates: Trump pulls back on Iran threats for two weeks, subject to Iran agreeing to terms | AP News #USpol

US and Iran agree to a two-week ceasefire
Iran says it has accepted a two-week ceasefire in the war, and will negotiate with the United States in Islamabad beginning Friday. President Donald Trump said Tuesday he’s pulling back on his threats to widen attacks.