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@inthehands@hachyderm.io
2026-04-10 02:10:30

A real “my shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt” sort of moment
#uspol
theguardian.com/us-news/2026/a

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-05-09 11:42:54

😢
#USpol

screenshot of a post by Mcgonagle @geordiemcg.bsky.social 

I left Northern Ireland to come here to play soccer in 1981. It was at the height of the troubles. When I left my mates called me a lucky bastard for getting to go live in America.
Last month I was home in Ireland for a wedding. The same people told me how sorry they were for me having to live here. 

9:10 PM • May 7, 2026
@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-04-08 17:27:13
@stefan@gardenstate.social
2026-04-09 14:38:12

Back over $100
#uspol

102.34 a barrel of oil
@crell@phpc.social
2026-04-08 18:34:17

This will be very hard work.
#uspol

@henrikmillinge@fikaverse.club
2026-02-10 09:19:05

Det her er et af de sjoveste indlæg, jeg længe har læst. Og så giver det håb for fremtiden. "Donald Trump is the political equivalent of a lead life vest." #trump #USPol #Gop

@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-03-10 14:00:06

Can people quit bitching about gas prices while people are dying? Thanks. #pol #uspol #iran

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-04-08 20:06:02

I have one wish for the youth of today... and it's that they hate Trump as much as I hated Reagan when I was a young person.
#USPOL

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-04-09 19:38:59

According to the Justice Department, Pam Bondi will not testify about the investigation into Jeffrey Epstein to a congressional committee next week because she really doesn’t want to, she’s knows you are but what is she, and nay nay boo boo.
#USpol #satire

@stefan@gardenstate.social
2026-03-09 00:14:09

I'm so tired of winning.
#uspol

giant jump in oil prices.
@hex@kolektiva.social
2026-04-08 11:24:24

I don't feel like I need to translate this for Americans #USPol #NLPol

@ellie@ellieayla.net
2026-04-08 00:07:44

Can #uspol *stay* in the US please? Get a visa if you want to come out.

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-05-10 11:26:49

Two pilots rescued after the Iranian menace shot them down.
And the orange ghoul who brags about drapery and a ballroom every five seconds hasn’t paraded these heroes he rescued in front of so much as a single camera.
Strains credibility, doesn’t it. 🤔
#USpol

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-06 23:26:57

#USPol #USpolitics #ShamelesslyStolenFromThreads

N oni.xxkayxx ® Threads.
Replacing Kristi Noem with Markwayne Mullin is like
shitting your pants and changing your shirt
@stefan@gardenstate.social
2026-05-09 12:59:26

AOC LIVE by UChicago Institute of Politics
#uspol

@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-03-10 14:34:44

Just registered to #vote, don’t forget that if you want to vote this year yeah #uspol

@oligneisti@social.linux.pizza
2026-04-07 15:30:31

Seems to me that a working democracy would just remove someone from office for threatening to kill "a whole civilization".
#DonaldTrump #USPol #Iran

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-05-09 17:39:28

Legoganda on the ballroom.
Inspired by a true story.
#USpol #lego

@crell@phpc.social
2026-04-08 14:38:00

The #IranWar is going to go down as the greatest military clusterfuck of the 21st century. It's this century's Bay of Pigs.
Just a national embarrassment level of execution of a stupid idea.
#uspol

@stefan@gardenstate.social
2026-05-08 18:43:24

Erika Kirk's Rise to Power by How Is This Better?
#uspol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-04-09 19:36:22

Bald Eagles, named Jackie and Shadow, have hatched their first egg of 2026. Unfortunately, RFK Jr. fried it up for his morning roadkill omelette.
#eagles #rfkjr #USpol

@seav@en.osm.town
2026-04-03 03:42:16
Content warning: uspol, ice

Investigative journalists from the #Wired doing the good work!
#uspol

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-04-07 16:48:01
Content warning: USPOL, War

Did Trump choose tonight’s deadline to distract from election results?
#USPol #USPolitics

@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-03-10 03:20:58

Is there even a point to #voting in the upcoming election? I’ve lost any hope it could even marginally help at this point. #election #uspol

@stefan@gardenstate.social
2026-03-08 20:03:04

I tracked the AI Money in politics by Phil Edwards
#uspol

@jrm4@mastodon.social
2026-03-05 16:36:56

Today, tech people discovering what black voters already knew about Bernie Sanders
#blackmastodon #blackfedi #uspol

@vosje62@mastodon.nl
2026-04-05 03:26:48

JD Vance’s new book has a photo of their church. They don’t know Vance. - The Washington Post
#USpol #Vance

@stefan@gardenstate.social
2026-04-08 17:12:18

Wow things are going great.
#uspol

In Lebanon: Trump and Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu have said Israeli strikes on Lebanon are not included in the two-week ceasefire deal. The position is contrary to an earlier statement from Sharif that the agreement did include the country. Iran is mulling its response to what it sees as Israeli ceasefire violations against Lebanon, according to a state-affiliated news agency.
@jswright61@ruby.social
2026-05-05 11:40:43

RE: #uspol

@markrsmith@smithtodon.org
2026-03-09 01:32:10

USA - if you need gas or diesel, buy it tonight or early tomorrow. Prices shooting up.
#uspol #trump #gas #diesel

@davej@dice.camp
2026-04-04 04:06:40
Content warning: CW: Hegseth.

I prefer to think of it as skills-based restructuring. He put 800 general- and flag-level officers into a room, and not one of them could take down an unarmed civilian. 😈
#uspol mstdn.ca/@JonChevreau/11634405

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-04-07 21:51:11

> "'Down with the USA’ or ‘Death to the USA’ is not directed at American citizens, but at the policies of the U.S. government," the Iranian embassy in South Africa stated on X.
In that case I agree with those slogans!
#USPOL

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-05-08 16:10:51

😲😝
#USpol

screenshot of a post by mrsgordn: 

My son is taking part in a social experiment. He has to wear a MAGA hat and see how people react. So far he's been spit on, punched and had a bottle thrown at him! 

I'm curious to see what happens when he goes outside.
@joe@toot.works
2026-05-02 16:57:04

I really don't understand how the MAGAts I still believe the dipshit's "everything that I do that hurts you is Joe Biden's fault".
#Politics #USPolitics #USPol

@chiraag@mastodon.online
2026-05-06 00:13:41

#MehdiUnfiltered #USPol

@mapcar@mastodon.sdf.org
2026-03-02 10:04:09

According to the Kuwaitian defense departement, several american fighter planes have crashed this morning (reported via the danish public broadcaster DR).
#uspol #war #iran

@philip@mastodon.mallegolhansen.com
2026-04-30 14:25:07

Waiting for Americans to realize Democrats aren't the opposition party.
I'm sure any day now we'll learn, given the consistent show of opposition we've seen since 2016.
Any day now.
#USPol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-04-08 01:04:52

I think he plans to try to sleep with the peace treaty.
He plans to use a double sided ceasefire. Ew.
#USpol

Profile image for Donald J. Trump
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump · April 7, 2026, 6:32 PM
Based on conversations with Prime Minister Shehbaz Sharif and Field Marshal Asim Munir, of Pakistan, and wherein they requested that I hold off the destructive force being sent tonight to Iran, and subject to the Islamic Republic of Iran agreeing to the COMPLETE, IMMEDIATE, and SAFE OPENING of the Strait of Hormuz, I agree to suspend the bombing and attack of Iran for a period of two weeks. This will be …
@crell@phpc.social
2026-03-05 22:44:31

The Names They Call Themselves
#uspol

@jswright61@ruby.social
2026-05-05 11:42:11

RE: #uspol

@markrsmith@smithtodon.org
2026-03-05 02:36:03

My wife: You know, when you used to search for an image “Angry Donald” it used to come up “Duck”
#uspol #trump #duck

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-03-08 03:24:15

How am I doing? Well I just looked up how to pronounce eschatological, because for some reason I want to be able to describe American foreign policy accurately 😳😝
#USpol

@seav@en.osm.town
2026-04-30 03:35:45
Content warning: uspol, gerrymandering, Voting Rights Act

Why not eliminate single-representative districts and switch to some form of proportional representation? (Or just go with nationwide independent redistricting commissions.) Too much time and resources are spent on gerrymandering and redistricting legal warfare.
But of course, those that benefit under the current system (*cough* GOP *cough*) won’t change it.
#uspol

@hex@kolektiva.social
2026-03-03 10:02:02

Anyone know about how MC02 came out? Probably not relevant right now. Everyone can probably just ignore this. Blue won in the end, so no potential for foreshadowing at all...
#USPol #Iran

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-03-09 21:20:20

Happy U.S. Hostage and Wrongful Detainee Day!
Oh the irony as the U.S. builds and fills concentration camps.
😳😐
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/U.S._Hos

@henrikmillinge@fikaverse.club
2026-03-04 06:19:21

"Han (Trump) tilfŸjer, at "det er trist at se, at forholdet tydeligvis ikke er, hvad det har været". Og hvem er det, der selv har Ÿdelagt forholdet ? #trump #USPol #UKPol

Revolutionsgarden modsiger Trump

Hvad sker der? En iransk regeringsbygning er blevet jævnet med jorden i en ny bølge af angreb mod Iran, hvor også den store Mehrabad-lufthavn

@crell@phpc.social
2026-03-04 17:12:35

RE: #uspol

@stefan@gardenstate.social
2026-04-07 15:11:26

Oil market is just climbing and climbing.
#uspol

$117
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-30 16:57:30

#USPolitics #USPol #WhoCouldHaveSeenThisComing
Amazing what can happen in a week.
Ref:


HOW IT STARTED
TRUMP RULES OUT CROOND
TROOPS IN MIDEAST WAR

'No boots on the ground': Trump rejects troop deployment as Iran war enters into dangerous phase
20 Mar 2026

HOW IT'S GOING
Pentagon preparing for weeks of ground operations in Iran, Washington Post
reports
By Reuters
The Pentagon logo in the briefing room, following the United States and Israel-led strikes on Iran, at the Pentagon in Washington, D.C., U.S.,
March 28, 2026.
@stefan@gardenstate.social
2026-03-06 21:27:16

What 4 generations of veterans think of Trump’s Iran War by How Is This Better?
#uspol

@crell@phpc.social
2026-03-04 17:22:23

How well do your Congressional representatives align with the ACLU? They have a neat little summary:
#uspol

@hex@kolektiva.social
2026-04-01 08:33:11

"Wake me up when the guillotines come out." Yeah, I have some things to say about that.
Please, take a seat.
#USpol #NoKings

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-05-05 23:03:09

#USpol #ballroom

screenshot of a post by colindmcintosh 4/27/26 

"Ballroom Republicans" is the perfect thing to brand them as. Every single Democrat should be repeating "Ballroom Republicans" over and over and over again. 

It is worse than "let them eat cake" — while you can't pay rent or get healthcare or find a job, the GOP is completely and utterly absorbed with building a fucking ballroom for their lavish DC parties. 

Ballroom Republicans
@markrsmith@smithtodon.org
2026-04-02 01:28:11

RE: #uspol

@henrikmillinge@fikaverse.club
2026-04-01 06:41:51

Jeg kan ikke se, hvorfor det skulle være et problem. Det har han jo allerede sagt utallige gange i det seneste halvandet år. Så hvad nyt er der i det ? #USPol #EUPol #nato

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-04-06 14:27:55

At least our president commands the respect of a formal démarche and not a social media slap fight. Oh wait...
#USpol #Iran

post by Iran Embassy in Zimbabwe @IRANinZIMBABWE 

8 P.M. is not that good. Could you change it to between 1 and 2 P.M., or if possible, 1 and 2 A.M.? 

Thank you for your attention to this important matter. I.E.Z. 

[quoted post] 

Donald J. Trump 
@reaDonaldTrump 
Tuesday, 8:00 P.M. Eastern Time! 

3:02 AM • 4/6/26
@stefan@gardenstate.social
2026-05-06 14:47:01

The Book That Changed How I Think About Liberalism | The Ezra Klein Show
#uspol

@hex@kolektiva.social
2026-03-31 18:13:35

I saw an article from The Guardian titled "I've spent a decade fighting Trump. Here are six lessons."
Unfortunately I read it. As someone who saw this coming the moment Trump came down the elevator, who started organizing hard after he won the Republican nomination, I have some notes.

#USPol

@crell@phpc.social
2026-03-02 14:24:46

Regime change begins at home.
#uspol #IranWar

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-04-07 22:52:31

It’s TACO Tuesday! 🌮🌮🌮
Live updates: Trump pulls back on Iran threats for two weeks, subject to Iran agreeing to terms | AP News #USpol

@stefan@gardenstate.social
2026-04-05 13:56:03

Cory Booker SOUNDS OFF on Trump, Outlines New Tax Plan for Dems by Pod Save America
#uspol

@stefan@gardenstate.social
2026-04-05 14:41:58

The F-15 Rescue: What Actually Happened and the Fallout Afterward by William Spaniel
#uspol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-04-04 00:13:37

Blanche DuBois - always depended on the kindness of strangers.
Todd Blanche - always depends on the kindness of redactors.
#USpol

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-03-25 03:29:12

Headed to the airport? Don’t forget to take photos of any ICE agents you see if they are not wearing face coverings.
#uspol #ice

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-05-03 19:36:29

Start with the number of your birth month (January is 1, February is 2, and so on), add 9 squared, add 12 minus your birthday month number, multiply the value you have by itself, subtract 2.
#USpol #math #maths

@hex@kolektiva.social
2026-02-24 10:32:21

So the Right has been talking about how the FEMA concentration camps, the pedophile conspiracy, and how they're gonna take all the guns, but now that the pedophile conspiracy is building concentration camps and disarming then executing legal gun owners, all I can hear is the sucking sound as they try to swallow the whole damn boot.
#USPol

@stefan@gardenstate.social
2026-05-03 23:56:04

The Liberal Order: Why the West Stopped Fighting Over Territory by Lines on Maps Extra
#uspol

@crell@phpc.social
2026-04-28 12:33:07

It's only political violence if it's against wealthy conservatives. Otherwise it's just sparkling 2nd amendment rights.
#uspol #whcdinner #whcadinner

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-03-03 21:54:23

Kristi Noem is reportedly considering sleeping over in American’s homes (whether or not they want her to) just so she can violate the 3rd Amendment too, and have a matched set of violated Amendments.
#USpol #BillOfRights

@stefan@gardenstate.social
2026-04-03 14:56:24

I need some people I don't like to vote with me the next few elections.
#uspol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-03-04 16:12:36

US days from running low on interceptors, has no ability to evacuate citizens from Middle East because potus & kegsbreath failed to plan.
@duckworth.senate.gov @durbin.senate.gov @schakowsky.house.gov you rep me: impeach, remove, ban from office & prosecute. Not a penny more for this war.
#USpol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-04-06 22:19:09

Potus issued what he called a “final” ultimatum to Tehran, who killed thousands of its own people earlier this year for protesting, to reopen the strait and agree to Washington’s terms or face attacks against Iran’s civilian infrastructure, including bridges and power plants.
They killed thousands of their own, not sure leaving their own in the dark with a longer commute is gonna move the needle there, Nostra-Dumbass.

@stefan@gardenstate.social
2026-05-03 12:26:24

Why Does Hasan Piker Scare The Democrats? | Good Noticings
#uspol

@stefan@gardenstate.social
2026-04-02 01:33:51

Opening up the straight is easy. We can't do it. But it's so easy!!
#uspol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-05-02 21:49:35

If I’m a screenwriter writing this US full invasion of Cuba scenario: Cuba acquires 20–50 Shahed drones (from Iran, Russia, or Venezuela) and launches them in a saturated wave, succeeds in hitting Florida 90 miles away with at least one.
Hitting U.S. soil is huge escalation and shifts everything.
#USpol #Cuba

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-04-02 01:44:11

Today, the Integrity spacecraft launched four brave people toward the moon.
Integrity left earth, and then potus addressed the nation.
This makes a lot of sense.
#USpol #potus #Artemis2

@stefan@gardenstate.social
2026-05-02 16:10:05

Trying to make sense of Graham Platner by FD Streams
#uspol

@stefan@gardenstate.social
2026-05-02 12:42:23

Mehdi CHALLENGES Graham Platner on His Tattoo and More by Zeteo
#uspol

@stefan@gardenstate.social
2026-03-02 03:09:41

How Israel Assassinated the Ayatollah & Iran’s Upcoming Succession Crisis by William Spaniel
#uspol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-04-30 14:57:39

Seems to me, the only sort of "ballroom" that could provide protection of any sort would be a creatively named condom brand. 😛
#USpol #satire

@stefan@gardenstate.social
2026-02-28 22:06:40

Eight Key Things to Watch for in the Iran War by William Spaniel
#uspol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-04-30 15:07:42

The President heard the shots fired at the White House Correspondent's Dinner over the weekend very well because he has never suffered an ear injury.
#satire #USpol #WHCD

@stefan@gardenstate.social
2026-04-30 13:33:29

I would like to add 2 more independent branches of the government:
- News
- Unions
#uspol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-04-28 21:13:47

They should really 86 the Comey indictment.
#USpol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-04-28 20:46:24

He draws the curse of the Founders upon him and all those who support him.
#USpol #potus #NoKings

screenshot of a post by the White House:
King Charles III and potus stand in suits side by side laughing outside the White House, with a Union Jack flag held by a flag bearer and a podium with the presidential seal visible in the background. The text "TWO KINGS" and a crown emoji is the caption. "King" in red is written over King Charles, "Royalist Scum" in red is written over potus.
@stefan@gardenstate.social
2026-04-30 13:31:22

Graham Platner On Service, Messaging & the Future for Democrats | The Weekly Show with Jon Stewart
#uspol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-03-30 19:35:49

If only #Iran hadn’t built the Zagros Mountains millions of years ago (990 miles [1,600 km] long and 150 miles [240 km] wide, and at points more than 14,000 feet [4,000 meters] tall) making assault from west difficult, as Iraq found in early 1980s and Rome found starting ~2,000 years ago.
#USpol

Ecoregion PA0446: Zagros Mountains forest steppe - by Terpsichores https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Ecoregion_PA0446.svg#mw-jump-to-license
@stefan@gardenstate.social
2026-04-29 12:27:05

We're back over 100.
#uspol

Crude Oil WTI (OIL)
Real-time derived
Currency in USD
103.47
+3.54(+3.54%)
@stefan@gardenstate.social
2026-02-27 00:03:53

Is Fascism Back? by Johnny Harris
#uspol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-04-26 18:29:12

There is no excuse for the US the ever have any military personnel die in combat again.
Just issue them each a ballroom and they’ll be fine.
🪖🪩🕺🏻
#USpol #DanceFighting

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-04-26 09:17:25

Ballroom false flag infomercial.
Heck of a concept there.
#USpol #WHCD

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-04-26 18:20:00

The Archduke Ferdinand has a game room and shooting gallery in his home at Konopiště Castle, but seemed not to have a ballroom.
And that, not an attempt to free Bosnia and Herzegovina of Austro-Hungarian rule and establish a common "Yugoslav" state, is why he was shot.
🪩🕺🏻
#USpol #WHCD

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-04-26 08:43:23

Will we ever see the shooter again, hear anything about him, or will it be like he hardly existed, like a second page of search results?
The truth itself seems to be in more danger than potus ever was.
#USpol #WHCD

@stefan@gardenstate.social
2026-03-25 16:24:59

Scott Bessent: D-Day was a deescalation
#uspol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-04-22 22:40:07

#USpol #tariffs #taxes

Companies are going to get refunds for tariffs they already raised prices to pay for in a country that teaches everyone as kids that it is justified to start shooting people if taxes on our breakfast beverages are too high. 

Good luck with that CEOs, sleep well. 

[a live drawing of a crate labeled “Boston tea” floating in the Boston harbor with a sailing ship and city skyline in the background]
@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-04-23 17:22:46

The BBC says the Trump administration is involved in insider trading. In other news: water is wet.
#satire #USpol #InsiderTrading

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-03-25 03:26:59

Is it propaganda, yes. Is it also a bop, also yes.
It’s such a bop. Why can’t our despotic dictator’s AI slop propaganda be better than their despotic dictator’s AI slop propaganda. Make media manipulation great again!
Dictator AI slop off! 😝😳
#USpol #Iran

AI generated Lego music video of potus making missteps and the IRCG humiliating him. Rap like music and lyrics.
@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-04-23 17:10:33

With the acting Attorney General by his side, FBI Director Kash Patel publicly addressed allegations about his conduct, saying, “I’m not as think as you drunk I am,” and “let’s go do karaoke!”
#satire #USpol #KashPatel