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Time to get messy.
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Husband of US Labor Secretary barred from Labor Department offices due to sexual assault complaints from staff (free link)
#labor #uspol #LoriChavesDeRemer

Labor Secretary’s Husband Barred From Department Premises After Reports of Sexual Assaults
At least two female staff members said Dr. Shawn DeRemer had touched them inappropriately at the agency in Washington.

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How Is The Dow - Auto-Tune The News, Wherein Pam Bondi Discovers An Unassailable Riposte That Canno
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Well - I guess that's one thing we can hope for to fix this shitty timeline.
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I heard a radio report on the Iran war and when the reporter said “People are critical of the regime” I just assumed they were talking about the US government.
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Abolish the office of United States president. It's too much power for one person, even when the president follows the law, let alone this chud who doesn't. #PresidentsDay #uspol

Frail elders should be treated better.
ICE Dragged an Elderly Man in Underwear Into the Freezing Cold
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#USpol #kegsbreath

Harris lost because she took no stance on Malarkey. This is an indisputable fact. #shitpost #politics #uspol

Werden wir später in den Geschichtsbüchern von der Minneapolis-Revolution lesen?
#pol #uspol

#USPol #USpolitics #network1976
I'm not saying that the 1976 movie "Network" was prescient . . . but . . .

Er det her i realiteten ikke en krigserklæring fra USA. De sŸger direkte at undergrave vores samfund. #USPol #EUPol #DKPol #krig

Honest question: Has "assassinate the leader of a country and the populace will rise up and overthrow the government and setup a new more US-friendly government" EVER worked? I know we've tried it a bunch of times, but I'm pretty sure it has failed miserably every single time.
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I love dunking on Fascists as much as the next guy. But this whole “Wow look they can make the draft automatic but not voter registration huh?” pretty crucially misses that then draft registration process is entirely handled by the federal government, while elections are not (And that’s a good thing!).
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Via @… on Bluesky
Nuclear experts undercut White House claims about Iran reactor at heart of case for war
#USpol #US #Iran

vote counts not done but seems like Kat Abughazaleh doesn't have it. that sad!
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Trump officials filed plans for a two-hundred fifty foot triumphal arch monument in DC. No word on plans for a two inch presidential hand monument to go along with it.
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A real “my shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt” sort of moment
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https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/apr/09/melania-trump-epstein-speech-puzzle

"This is what American people voted for."
Progressives just got our sound bite for the next forever elections.
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I don't feel like I need to translate this for Americans #USPol #NLPol

Trump, in trying to impress Japan, likened his attack on Iran to Imperial Japan's attack on Pearl Harbor. He is directly admitting that he's the bad guy.
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Watch: Trump compares attack on Iran to Pearl Harbor in meeting with Japanese PM
In a meeting with Japanese Prime Minister, US President Donald Trump was asked why he didn't inform allies about his plan to attack Iran.

Trump is threatening to blockade the Strait of Hormuz in response to Iran blockading the Strait of Hormuz. He also refuses to share a bed with Melania as long as Melania refuses to share a bed with him.
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Can #uspol *stay* in the US please? Get a visa if you want to come out.

LAPD declared an anti-ICE protest to be unlawful assembly on Saturday after sex toys were thrown at a detention facility. LAPD Central Division said criminal behavior by some lead to arrests, and officers feeling both threatened and aroused lead to one divorce and many instances of chaffing.
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Seems to me that a working democracy would just remove someone from office for threatening to kill "a whole civilization".
#DonaldTrump #USPol #Iran

Hvor længe skal der gå ? #deMagaFication #maga #trump #USPol

Is the US Heading for 'De-MAGA-ification' Like Postwar Germany's Denazification? Charlamagne Thinks So
Charlamagne thinks God predicts 'de-MAGA-ification' after Trump, comparing it to how Germany outlawed Nazism and prosecuted regime leaders.

Nice job #newJersey
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Today, tech people discovering what black voters already knew about Bernie Sanders
#blackmastodon #blackfedi #uspol

"It is unconscionable, it's illogical, it is difficult to comprehend," said the Irish Prime Minister about protestors blockading Ireland’s only oil refinery because they want the price of gas to go down. In other news, Trump is blockading Iran’s blockade of the Strait of Hormuz for the same reason and I plan to hit myself in the head to stop my headache.
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There are a lot of takeaways from this:
1. Organizing locally gives you a massive advantage because you will always know your local area better than ICE ever can.
2. Be agile. You can always change tactics faster than a centralized organization.
3. Organize now. The sooner you build your networks, the sooner you can learn.
4. Identify ICE facilities and organize monitoring them directly.
But I think the most interesting one that's not explicitly in there, one that's hinted at the last one, is to go on the offensive. ICE is already afraid. If we all take the anger we have at the murder of #ReneGood, find the local ICE facility that they'll stage from, and bring that anger to #OccupyICE we might be able to just shut the whole thing down preemptively. Completely stop all ICE operations across the US. If they want to fight, they can fight *with everyone, all at once.*
Shut down their ability to operate at all. They have a logistics pipeline. They need cars, they need oil in those cars, they need to be able to move those cars to target areas. They also need money to pay those agents. All of those can be disrupted.
The regime needs your money and labor to maintain the illusion of legitimacy. They chose a bad time because you can hit both of those at once *right now* with a combination of #GeneralStrike and #TaxStrike, and then #BoycottEverything.
The regime is weaker than it's ever been. It's flailing. Their own base is demanding the release of the #EpsteinFiles. Their last gasp attempt to prevent the radical change that's coming is just to ethnically cleanse the US back to the 50's (which is what they always meant by "Make America Great Again"). Trump will do anything to stay in power, even if it means killing everyone on Earth in the process. But Americans can end it now by going on the offensive.
Now is the time.
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This will be very hard work.
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#USpol #fifa

Can people quit bitching about gas prices while people are dying? Thanks. #pol #uspol #iran

The #IranWar is going to go down as the greatest military clusterfuck of the 21st century. It's this century's Bay of Pigs.
Just a national embarrassment level of execution of a stupid idea.
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If a politician does something unethical they have to go. Doesn't matter about the political party.
eric swalwell can get fucked.
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#USPol #USpolitics #ShamelesslyStolenFromThreads

Just registered to #vote, don’t forget that if you want to vote this year yeah #uspol

Rewriting an earlier post that should have been edited and verified *a lot more* before posting.
I'm going to connect some dots here. ICE can cross designate with any agency (19 of U.S. Code 1401):
> The terms “officer of the customs” and “customs officer” mean any officer of the United States Customs Service of the Treasury Department (also hereinafter referred to as the “Customs Service”) or any commissioned, warrant, or petty officer of the Coast Guard, or any agent or other person, including foreign law enforcement officers, authorized by law or designated by the Secretary of the Treasury to perform any duties of an officer of the Customs Service.
Back in September Trump diverted a bunch of Federal staff to ICE:
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Det her er et af de sjoveste indlæg, jeg længe har læst. Og så giver det håb for fremtiden. "Donald Trump is the political equivalent of a lead life vest." #trump #USPol #Gop

MAGA Is Losing The Culture War
From Bad Bunny to Epstein to Elections, MAGA Is In Deep Trouble

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Ah. Yes of course. We're closing the straight now. Perfect sense.
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I have one wish for the youth of today... and it's that they hate Trump as much as I hated Reagan when I was a young person.
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JD Vance’s new book has a photo of their church. They don’t know Vance. - The Washington Post
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The Names They Call Themselves
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The Names They Call Themselves
*Fascist* and *Nazi* weren’t slurs that were applied to the Italians and Germans by their political or military opponents. That’s what they called themselves. The job won’t be done, this era of madness will not end, until we make *the names Trump’s regime calls themselves* universally acknowledged slurs.

FPS is the biggest available channel that I'm aware of to funnel Academi into ICE/CBP enforcement operations. The point of using FPS to support ICE agents is that FPS is stocked full of troops from EriK Prince's private army (now called "Academi" but formerly called "Blackwater"). This means that carrying out ethnic cleansing can dump money directly into the pockets of America's version of the Wagner Group (side from, of course GEO Group).
The Erik Prince angle also means that there can be an alternative chain of command that exists outside of official channels. ICE is already bad enough, but similar people have worked as mercenaries for a long time. Having an established chain of command over armed occupiers, one based entirely on economic incentives, one that can't be legally monitored or audited, one that's completely outside of the government, should be especially worrying.
I don't believe we've ever seen a clear explanation of who was kidnaping people off the streets, but I know that Academi had a contract (I believe with FPS) in Portland at the time. We also don't know who is on the ground in US cities right now, because they're wearing masks.
The bit reason J6 didn't go as planned is that Erik Prince wasn't behind it. Now there are troops with experience occupying American cities who can be called directly via Erik when Trump wants to make sure he doesn't lose again. And Erik won't back out at the last minute this time, because he's already seen that there will be no consequences for participating in a coup... if the time comes.
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Well articulated: grief that American autohegemonicide provokes.
#USpol #autogegemonicide

> "'Down with the USA’ or ‘Death to the USA’ is not directed at American citizens, but at the policies of the U.S. government," the Iranian embassy in South Africa stated on X.
In that case I agree with those slogans!
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I Have a Trump Theory... by Hank Green
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Is there even a point to #voting in the upcoming election? I’ve lost any hope it could even marginally help at this point. #election #uspol

Regime change begins at home.
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Well I guess eric swalwell can get fucked.
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It seems the President of the United States is hitting on or trying to date (?) perhaps the President of China, and potus also believes that one must block the Strait of Hormuz in order to open it (big destroy-the-villiage-to-save-the-villiage energy here), and finally potus would rather hug things out but also might get violent and wants you to know that he is a violent man.
Rabies-like logic.
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Back over $100
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Anyone know about how MC02 came out? Probably not relevant right now. Everyone can probably just ignore this. Blue won in the end, so no potential for foreshadowing at all...
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A corrected official seal for ice:
#satire #USpol #ice #GraphicDesign

What Appalachia Can Tell Us About the Future of the Democratic Party (ft. John Russell) by How Is This Better? and More Perfect Union
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How well do your Congressional representatives align with the ACLU? They have a neat little summary:
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ACLU Congressional Scorecards
Find out if each member of the 119th Congress voted in line with ACLU positions and learn more about some of the bills that impact our civil liberties. Look up your elected officials by state or street address.

According to the Justice Department, Pam Bondi will not testify about the investigation into Jeffrey Epstein to a congressional committee next week because she really doesn’t want to, she’s knows you are but what is she, and nay nay boo boo.
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I'm so tired of winning.
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Bald Eagles, named Jackie and Shadow, have hatched their first egg of 2026. Unfortunately, RFK Jr. fried it up for his morning roadkill omelette.
#eagles #rfkjr #USpol

I tracked the AI Money in politics by Phil Edwards
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I think he plans to try to sleep with the peace treaty.
He plans to use a double sided ceasefire. Ew.
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Wow things are going great.
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How am I doing? Well I just looked up how to pronounce eschatological, because for some reason I want to be able to describe American foreign policy accurately 😳😝
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At least our president commands the respect of a formal démarche and not a social media slap fight. Oh wait...
#USpol #Iran

Oil market is just climbing and climbing.
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What Causes Wars: An Introduction to Crisis Bargaining Theory by Lines on Maps Extra
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Just added a bunch of names to @…, so now there are more than 280 ways to call potus names.
Useful for all the times you want to refer to him without using his name (every time).
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What 4 generations of veterans think of Trump’s Iran War by How Is This Better?
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We Found The Radical Solution To Skyrocketing Grocery Prices by More Perfect Union
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Oh boy.
#newJersey #uspol #elections

US days from running low on interceptors, has no ability to evacuate citizens from Middle East because potus & kegsbreath failed to plan.
@duckworth.senate.gov @durbin.senate.gov @schakowsky.house.gov you rep me: impeach, remove, ban from office & prosecute. Not a penny more for this war.
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AOC making sure #newJersey knows what's up
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Blanche DuBois - always depended on the kindness of strangers.
Todd Blanche - always depends on the kindness of redactors.
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Cory Booker SOUNDS OFF on Trump, Outlines New Tax Plan for Dems by Pod Save America
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Kristi Noem is reportedly considering sleeping over in American’s homes (whether or not they want her to) just so she can violate the 3rd Amendment too, and have a matched set of violated Amendments.
#USpol #BillOfRights

The F-15 Rescue: What Actually Happened and the Fallout Afterward by William Spaniel
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I’m so glad that the United States Navy and the IRGC are playing chicken in the Strait of Hormuz and not trying to sort things out like a bunch of sugared up 5 year olds. /s
https://houseofsaud.com/us-navy-hormuz-transit/

US Navy Crosses Hormuz for First Time Since Iran War Began
Two US destroyers transited the Strait of Hormuz on April 11 while Vance-Ghalibaf talks opened in Islamabad. Iran claims they turned back. The US says otherwise.

I need some people I don't like to vote with me the next few elections.
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Today, the Integrity spacecraft launched four brave people toward the moon.
Integrity left earth, and then potus addressed the nation.
This makes a lot of sense.
#USpol #potus #Artemis2

Opening up the straight is easy. We can't do it. But it's so easy!!
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If only #Iran hadn’t built the Zagros Mountains millions of years ago (990 miles [1,600 km] long and 150 miles [240 km] wide, and at points more than 14,000 feet [4,000 meters] tall) making assault from west difficult, as Iraq found in early 1980s and Rome found starting ~2,000 years ago.
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How Israel Assassinated the Ayatollah & Iran’s Upcoming Succession Crisis by William Spaniel
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Happy U.S. Hostage and Wrongful Detainee Day!
Oh the irony as the U.S. builds and fills concentration camps.
😳😐
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/U.S._Hostage_and_Wrongful_Detainee_Day

U.S. Hostage and Wrongful Detainee Day - Wikipedia