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@philip@mastodon.mallegolhansen.com
2026-07-03 20:57:15

So this whole Great American State Fair implies the federal government supports D.C. statehood right?
#USPol #JokingButNotJoking

@iam_jfnklstrm@social.linux.pizza
2026-10-02 15:08:48

Great quote
"Fascism is a regime under which everything not prohibited is compulsory."
#fascism #uspol #history

@henrikmillinge@fikaverse.club
2026-09-03 12:01:55

Det er klart. Man må forstå at "Det er en venstreorienteret, anti-amerikansk operation, siger han.". Det har overhovedet ikke noget at gŸre med USA's retorik. #USPol #grønland #trump

@djghettoredneck@mastodon.djghettoredneck.com
2026-09-03 17:43:28

#FuckTrump #NotMyPresident #USPol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-08-01 16:13:58

Actually real. Insane, and real.
We did know he wants to f*ck up voting.
😲😬🤦‍♂️
source: #USpol

screenshot of a post by Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump • July 27, 2026, 9:01 AM 

John Thune should not allow the United States Senate to "leave town" until it passes The Save America Actor, far better still, TERMINATES THE FILIBUSTER, where Republicans can then quickly pass everything they ever dreamed of, including a [HIGHLIGHTING STARTS] full and deep throated [HIGHLIGHTING ENDS] SAVE AMERICA ACT, the Budget, and the ever looming Debt Ceiling disaster, 1929! The Dumocrats will do it on day…
@SteveFoerster@social.vivaldi.net
2026-09-03 16:15:18

Wow, DHS Secretary Markwayne Mullin almost got Ron Browned!
#uspol

@djghettoredneck@mastodon.djghettoredneck.com
2026-09-03 19:39:23

Just left the grocery (ohhhh.. that word!) store. $200 didn't get a lot of groceries (again, that word!). #FuckTrump #NotMyPresident #USPol

@davej@dice.camp
2026-09-29 02:39:21

Honestly, I can't wait for the US midterms. Hopefully, I can thereafter make it through a whole YouTube video without Bradley Whitford’s tired-arse face imploring me to vote in some other country’s election. #uspol

@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-09-30 00:56:07

I think the most eloquent description of Donald Trump comes from from Lazy Bedhead, who described him as “a lolcow” #trump #pol #uspol

@crell@phpc.social
2026-08-29 18:01:27

The best summary of Trump's trade policies I've ever seen.
#uspol #tarrifs

@lapizistik@social.tchncs.de
2026-08-28 11:39:16

Small changes can switch a word into its opposite, e.g. “Triumph” and “Trump”.
#pol #uspol

@seav@en.osm.town
2026-07-25 20:17:49
Content warning: uspol: Buttigieg Fox interview

I’ve never seen Pete Buttigieg crash on these Fox News appearances. And here’s another successful interview. 🔥
#uspol

@hex@kolektiva.social
2026-09-02 04:40:45

For a bit more interesting context, the Russian Empire at the time could be described as a white supremacist Christian nationalist autocracy that persecuted internal minorities. Russia was at the authoritarian backstop for all of Europe. They were a key part of the Holy Alliance that pushed hard for international censorship and autocratic alliances, and would even send troops to suppress democratic uprisings against autocrats in other countries.
They were so central to maintaining international autocracy that people on the international left would argue that, for freedom anywhere to survive "the tsar must die."
This is definitely just historical musing and not a #USPol post.

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2026-08-24 22:47:58

The Marsh family celebrate Karoline's decision to #Leavitt all behind...
#Trump
#USPol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-08-28 05:14:51

#USpol #LakeOntario

screenshot of a post by @erinpatricia78 > [tagged] LakeOntario 

In response Canada has announced that they are renaming Lake Huron to Lake Hu'reonthepsteinlist
@jonpainterphoto@lawfedi.blue
2026-08-22 20:37:50

What a bit of writing… Custer of the Club Sandwich. #uspol

Carney is a central banker by trade and a goalie by formation, and both jobs are the same job: stay calm, watch the play develop, and price time better than the bloke skating at you. He has priced Trump’s remaining time and found it cheaper than servo sushi.  The US midterms land on November 3, ten short weeks from tonight, and every one of those weeks bleeds a little more leverage out of the White House. Trump’s approval is circling the drain like the last chunk from a grogan in a caravan park…
@davej@dice.camp
2026-07-26 11:47:05
Content warning: CW: uspol, Trump.

RE: #uspol #Trump

@djghettoredneck@mastodon.djghettoredneck.com
2026-08-31 18:06:37

Lol. #FuckTrump #NotMyPresident #USPol

@jon@henshaw.social
2026-09-15 22:43:34

The eligible hiring pool at the FBI must be getting really small...or freaky.
#USPol

Screenshot of a bearded man in a dark suit and pink tie speaking at a microphone with both hands raised, with headline text reading "Kash Patel defends changes in FBI hiring policy regarding bestiality – video."
@jrm4@mastodon.social
2026-07-20 02:09:03

It pains me to say, but I think useful political discourse cannot meaningfully exist on Mastodon. I don't wish this to be true, but the streets is the streets and, well, this is the closest thing to an HOA gated community I've seen in social media.
#blackmastodon #uspol

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2026-08-24 22:47:58

The Marsh family celebrate Karoline's decision to #Leavitt all behind...
#Trump
#USPol

@aardrian@toot.cafe
2026-07-12 18:49:41
Content warning:

#uspol

Post from Donald Trump on 21 March 2026: “[Redacted] just died. Good, I’m glad he’s dead. He can no longer hurt innocent people! President DONALD J. TRUMP”
@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-08-27 01:43:13

#USpol

@adamhotep@infosec.exchange
2026-09-29 20:49:17

#uspol
“Senator Eric Schmidt Just CAUGHT Jack Smith perjuring himself on the stand in his testimony”
Full context: Schmitt accused Jack Smith of colluding meetings in Atlanta. His "proof", shown for 1s, was SMS dialog talking about a basketball game Smith attended—in another state.
Full context: pbs.org/newshour/politics/watc
Coverage of the MAGA spin: rollingstone.com/politics/poli

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-08-05 18:35:57

Report from Valders, a village in Manitowoc County, Wisconsin, population 950: Two Hong signs spotted.
Not a lot but hey, it's a small-town in a red/rural part of the state.
#USPOL #Wisconsin

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-07-08 21:54:08

Might as well call this one now folks.
#USPol #GlitchMcConnell #mitchmcconnell

The image depicts a gravestone in a cemetery. The gravestone is made of speckled gray granite and has a rectangular shape with a slightly rounded top. It is mounted on a wider, stepped granite base. The text on the gravestone is etched in black and reads "Mitch McConnell" on the top line, followed by "February 20, 1942 -" on the second line, and "August 4, 2026" on the third line. The composition is centered on the gravestone, which occupies a significant portion of the frame.

The background s…
@crell@phpc.social
2026-09-19 06:38:17

The midterm elections, by the Hamilton cast.
#uspol #democracy

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-07-25 21:29:19

I riffed on the news a bit, hoping it would get the angst out of me. Instead I have this short article and a headache. Oops.
#USpol

@jamie@boothcomputing.social
2026-09-09 12:42:47

My new text auto response:
Sorry, I have missed your text. I am currently receiving hourly text messages from all 50 states from campaigns I have never heard of. I will be able to receive new messages around the third week of November. Regards.
😁
#uspol
#textspam…

@SteveFoerster@social.vivaldi.net
2026-09-17 23:09:32

It's September 17th, which is Constitution Day in the US. So remember, the Constitution may not be perfect, but it's better than what we have now!
#USPol

@pixelpusher220@dmv.community
2026-08-29 05:11:00

#DeepThoughts #USPol #Consumerism
just saw someone post this statement...and oof
"Civilized countries have citizens. The US has consumers."

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-10-02 07:20:23

Liger Woods
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: rescind the warrant.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-07-25 00:27:54

So, how many White House staffers placed predictive market bets on whether there will be another “assassination” attempt tonight, and can I insider trade with them, or is betting closed already? 😳😬
#USpol

@davej@dice.camp
2026-08-14 08:00:47
Content warning: CW: uspol, Trump.

Nicely done. Very nicely done.
Midnight Oil Productions’ “Scooby-Doo: The Mystery of the Reflecting Pool”: #uspol #Trump

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-09-24 00:35:05

RE: #USpol

@crell@phpc.social
2026-07-17 14:38:04

I hate the smell of decades of Conservative/Republican stonewalling and science denial in the morning.
#ClimateChange #canpol #uspol

@djghettoredneck@mastodon.djghettoredneck.com
2026-08-25 18:35:06

#FuckTrump #NotMyPresident #USPol

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-08-05 12:27:30

Me, a Hong supporter: “If Hong doesn’t win I will support whoever the Democratic primary winner is in the general election.”
Anti-Hong Democrat: “If Hong wins I’m not going to vote in the general election.”
Thanks, Asshole. What happened to your “vote blue no matter who” motto from past elections?
#uspol

@SteveFoerster@social.vivaldi.net
2026-09-15 03:12:11

It's always the ones you most expect.
#uspol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-08-24 18:16:50

Yeah, seems like that's what tech companies are doing, so far:
#USpol

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-10-02 15:56:55

#USPol #USPolitics #Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-10-03 07:20:03

Scooby Coup
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This is satire, not sedition: cancel the hit squad.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@djghettoredneck@mastodon.djghettoredneck.com
2026-09-22 17:09:56

#FuckTrump #NotMyPresident #USPol
🤣🤣🤣
These MAGA Parody Songs Are Taking Over The Internet and They're Hilarious!

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-07-22 14:22:30

#maha #USpol #health

[over a photo, that's had its colors skewed purple, of RFK Jr.] 

The following diseases have surged as RFK Jr. and Trump have cut public health and pushed vaccine disinformation: 

• Measles 
• Flu 
• Rotavirus 
• Whooping Cough 
• Ebola 
• Hantavirus 

• Cyclosporiasis 
• E. coli 
• Campylobacteriosis 
• Listeria 
• Cryptosporidiosis 
• Infant botulism 


Measles: https://www.cdc.gov/measles/data-research/index.html 
Flu (Influenza): https://www.nejm.org/outbreaks 
Rotavirus: https://www.cdc.…
@davej@dice.camp
2026-07-06 14:41:47
Content warning: CW: uspol, Trump.

RE: #uspol

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-08-18 21:52:50

Someone pointed out that David Crowley will need to step down from his role as County Executive of Milwaukee County if/when he is elected Governor...
...and the best thing to do would be to get a *true* progressive (maybe even a Democratic Socialist?) elected to be the new County Executive.
Hell Yeah.
#wisconsin

@djghettoredneck@mastodon.djghettoredneck.com
2026-09-22 18:34:21

WTF! 🤣 🍆 #FuckTrump #NotMyPresident #USPol
IHIP News: WTF? Pete Hegseth CAUGHT Doing WHAT to US Soldiers...?! Milit...

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-07-18 02:23:35

#USpol #russia #elections

It Always Has Been Meme format: two astronauts in space suits with Earth in the background. One astronaut points a gun at the other. Text said by astronaut closer to earth is: "Wait, it was Russia, Russia, Russia?" and test said by second astronaut further from earth and aiming a gun at the first astronaut is: "Always has been."
@crell@phpc.social
2026-08-05 14:26:46

Tell the Senate to reject ID checks!
#uspol #StupidIdeas

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-03 12:20:06

Cheeto Pedo
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: don't have me abducted.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-08-17 11:45:40

We Are All on the Decoy Plane
#USpol

silhouette of a plane from above with "We Are All on the Decoy Plane" in red spray paint like letters down the middle, and dark grey spray paint like letters of "86" on the left wing and "47" on the right wing
@djghettoredneck@mastodon.djghettoredneck.com
2026-09-19 18:02:42

#FuckTrump #NotMyPresident #USPol
🤣🤣
We Are Not a Serious Country Anymore...

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-10-03 02:20:04

Apricot Adolph
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: cancel the hit squad.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@djghettoredneck@mastodon.djghettoredneck.com
2026-09-19 15:35:20

#FuckTrump #NotMyPresident #USPol "Freedom of Speech doesn't free you of Freedom of Consequence" .
MEMES FLY after RACIST MAGA gets KNOC…

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-07-14 22:05:18

#USpol #elections

screenshot of a post by erika_lucas07: 

Let me see if I'm understanding their theory correctly... 

• When Donald won in 2016, Obama was in office, ran the intelligence agencies, and the election was secure. 

• When Donald won in 2024, Biden was in office, ran the intelligence agencies, and the election was secure. 

• When Donald lost in 2020 and now heading into the midterms, with Donald running the intelligence agencies, he says the election was stolen or can't be trusted. 

Did I get that…
@djghettoredneck@mastodon.djghettoredneck.com
2026-09-18 17:56:35

Fuck right off! #FuckAI #USPol #Oklahoma
🖕🖕🏻🖕🏼🖕🏽🖕🏾🖕🏿🖕
Proposed Enid data center project could bring $35 billion investment - News9.com

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-10-02 11:20:03

Maga Teresa
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: cancel the hit squad.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@djghettoredneck@mastodon.djghettoredneck.com
2026-09-17 00:18:30

#FuckTrump #NotMyPresident #USPol
Hegseth Humiliated After Thomas Massie DOES IT TO HIM In Front Of Everyone!

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-02 09:20:06

His a-holiness
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: don't have me abducted.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-09-22 21:20:32

RE: #USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-10-02 21:20:03

Mendacious Mango
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: cancel the hit squad.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-07-08 06:49:52

😃😳🤦‍♂️
#USpol

screenshot of a post by MyPetJawa @mypetjawa: 

[Replying to @3YearLetterman @WaffleHouse @ MillerLite] 

"Belgium is two, maybe three months away from developing a nuclear weapon." 

[President trump speaking at the White House flanked by just dance vance, marco “polo” rubio, and pete kegsbreath]

Jul 6, 2026 • 2:29 PM UTC
@djghettoredneck@mastodon.djghettoredneck.com
2026-09-16 18:47:21

Hey Democracy, "Wait in the truck" while we pull a Hardy to the Republicans. #FuckTrump #NotMyPresident #USPol

@djghettoredneck@mastodon.djghettoredneck.com
2026-09-13 07:58:14

#USPol
Gas Prices Are Soaring. Sen. Roger Marshall Says “Freedom Isn’t Free.”
youtube.com/watch?v=-omIlVnNuH

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-10-03 04:20:03

Comrade Krasnov
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: put the zip ties down.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-09-06 23:25:38

Since there are no other ballroom/military complexes in the world, it is at once, unavoidably, the best and the worst one.
#USpol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-07-08 13:01:46

I’m speaking with Mitch McConnell for about 20 minutes this morning, and it turns out his entire political career started as the result of a joke he began telling in 1974 and forgot the punchline to.
#USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-03 14:20:06

The Mad Red Hatter
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This is satire, not sedition: cancel the hit squad.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-09-05 23:59:10

Do I add “Hair Dye in Chief” to my @… list of potus nicknames?
#USpol #satire #comedy

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-03 19:20:06

Ku Klux Yam
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: please don't torture me.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@djghettoredneck@mastodon.djghettoredneck.com
2026-09-12 18:18:30

#FuckTrump #NotMyPresident #USPol
Trump Gets Humiliating Welcome as Trip Backfires

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-09-08 14:24:03

Locals must stop ice.
#USpol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-07-08 17:08:20

Is the issue that he is dead but being kept hooked up to machines to block the legal process of an election to replace him in his Senate seat, or is the issue that the one person who has the legal standing to pull the plug is hanging out in CCP territory to block that process…
#USpol

@djghettoredneck@mastodon.djghettoredneck.com
2026-09-12 18:13:47

#FuckTrump #NotMyPresident #USPol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-10-02 00:20:04

Pedof Shitler
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: no investigating me please.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-09-05 23:44:51

Not for nothing, but Pickaxe Mountain sounds like a cowboy Old West place named by a pirate.
#Iran #USpol #war

@djghettoredneck@mastodon.djghettoredneck.com
2026-09-12 19:34:03

#FuckTrump #NotMyPresident #USPol
These Videos HUMILIATING Trump Are Going Viral And It's Incredible

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-10-02 03:20:42

Donny Little Hands
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This is a joke, not a threat: put the zip ties down.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-07-08 18:26:55

Really potus? Ya might wanna check a topographical map there, sport.
#USpol

Still frame of Anakin and Obi-Wan’s climactic duel at the end of Revenge of the Sith, Obi-Wan is labeled “Iran” and Anakin is labeled “USMC deploying without Congressional authorization to Kharg Island” and the line from the moment in the movie is written above: “It’s over…I have the high ground.”
@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-02 12:20:08

Dementia Donny
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: please don't come after me.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-07-04 18:19:12

Has potus started his harrisonian speech yet?
#USpol #weather

@djghettoredneck@mastodon.djghettoredneck.com
2026-09-22 19:23:51

I reported the fake news White House TV on YouTube for lies. #FuckTrump #NotMyPresident #ICEOut

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-02 10:20:06

Don Snoreleon
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: please don't torture me.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-02 20:20:13

Spurious Caesar
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: don't make me go to gulag.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@djghettoredneck@mastodon.djghettoredneck.com
2026-09-08 17:37:28

#FuckTrump #NotMyPresident #USPol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-08-04 02:58:12

Mitch McConnell’s staff killed him with their bare hands and has been covering it up.
If it is revealed in the next 3 weeks that he has “recently” died, that is basically a confession, right? They did it. All of them. Together.
They produce him, live, interactive, on camera in the next 12 hours, or their guilt is certain, right?
Death fraud cuts multiple ways…
#USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-02 19:20:05

The Maga-lorian
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This is satire, not sedition: don't make me go to gulag.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-03 10:20:06

Pillar Pooper
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This is for tee hee, not treason: please don't torture me.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@djghettoredneck@mastodon.djghettoredneck.com
2026-09-07 15:29:59

#FuckTrump #NotMyPresident #USPol
Rules and Laws - Outside My Front Door

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-10-02 04:20:42

Pathetic Pol Pot
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This is for tee hee, not treason: put the zip ties down.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-10-02 08:20:43

Der Dumpenführer
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This is for tee hee, not treason: cancel the hit squad.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-08-16 19:08:37

Flock cameras, and automated license plate readers (ALPRs) are _inherently_ unlawful, _unavoidably_ contrary to the U.S. Constitution.
Yet another expert's view: #USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-10-02 06:20:42

Bunker Boy
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This is satire, not sedition: don't send me to a camp, please.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-10-03 00:20:04

Walker: Taxes Evader
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This is a joke, not a threat: don't have me abducted.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-10-03 06:20:04

Donvict
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This is for tee hee, not treason: don't send me to a camp, please.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-01 23:20:08

Happy Meal Hussein
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This is a joke, not a threat: please don't ruin my life.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-02 16:20:05

Pampers President
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This is satire, not sedition: no investigating me please.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-03 09:20:05

The Sultan of Spray Tans
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This is a joke, not a threat: rescind the warrant.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-10-02 10:20:04

Marmalade Mussolini
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This is for tee hee, not treason: put the zip ties down.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-10-02 19:20:04

Alexander the Grope
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This is for tee hee, not treason: put the zip ties down.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol