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@outer@mas.to
2026-07-11 23:10:01

July 10, 2026
SWAMI SEZ

Don't get even -- get odd.
When we get how uniquely odd each of us is, we will lose all interest in trying to get even.

-- Swami Beyondananda
#Comic #Joke #Wordplay

Cartoon character named Swami Beyondananda, laughing uproariously as he throws his arms in the air.
@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-05-25 18:49:55

When your server is down, it's a good idea to console it.
#WordPlay

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-06-04 14:02:56

Wow. Pumpkins 🎃 are related to pumps ⛽? How? 😵
[kins to]
#absurd #English #joke #wordplay

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-08-13 19:00:30

Trump: "US controls Strait of Hormuz"
Truth: US in straitjacket of Hormuz
#Iran #Hormuz #propaganda #wordplay