@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io2026-06-08 16:38:59
#WWDC drinking game
Whenever someone says "Apple Intelligence" you have to drink a Newton*.
*½ apple juice and ½ of something from a bottle that just has illegible handwriting on it
@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io2026-06-08 16:38:59
@jon@henshaw.social2026-06-08 17:55:38
Safari will now move your tabs into groups that hide the tabs, ensuring you'll never find those tabs again.
#WWDC
@daniel@social.telemetrydeck.com2026-06-08 17:53:50
Close. Your damn. Tabs. #wwdc
@todbot@mastodon.social2026-06-08 17:36:12
@todbot@mastodon.social2026-06-08 17:36:12
@jae@mastodon.me.uk2026-06-08 16:15:46
One of my #WWDC questions is how Apple is going to offset their AI ventures with their environmental efforts. They’ve made strides, but their AI efforts cut into that work.
@samvarma@fosstodon.org2026-06-08 16:59:46
@niklaskorz@rheinneckar.social2026-06-09 06:17:17
@philip@mastodon.mallegolhansen.com2026-06-08 23:12:46
The problem with Apple being slow on the uptake, is that even as the GenAI world crashes and burns, they’ll probably talk about it for another 5 years. #WWDC
@alain@social.wohlfarth.name2026-06-09 04:47:15
@… @… Stimmt aber nicht in der 🇪🇺 #wwdc
@jon@henshaw.social2026-06-08 18:05:22
Apple Image Playground lets you generate and add anything to photos so you can further confuse your grandparents.
#WWDC
@daniel@social.telemetrydeck.com2026-06-08 17:57:07
Put magic donuts at my location please #wwdc
@philip@mastodon.mallegolhansen.com2026-06-08 23:11:48
So what I got from the Keynote State of the Union are:
* Child abu- protections!
* Slop!
* Use our bad UI library!
* (We also fixed a couple of things)
#WWDC
@samvarma@fosstodon.org2026-06-09 15:18:09
You know, I'm really not trying to be an asshole about iOS/macOS. If they're going to go around the system and tighten down everything I will be extremely grateful that they didn't forge forward with new features.
#SnowLeopard #WWDC
@jon@henshaw.social2026-06-08 18:10:25
With the new Apple Photos, I can use AI to turn photos with terrible-looking experiences into less terrible-looking experiences.
#WWDC
@daniel@social.telemetrydeck.com2026-06-08 18:09:29
Apple is protecting Siri from the evil European Union #wwdc
@luana@wetdry.world2026-06-08 17:39:04
Content warning: Wwdc
I mean, all that new Siri stuff could be actually really useful if it works. Kinda want a self-hosted version of that.
#wwdc
@luana@wetdry.world2026-06-08 17:55:47
Content warning: Wwdc
I mean the things like "when's my next [event] again?" [Response] "oh, please set up a reminder for two days before that telling me to buy [stuff]"
I use ("dumb") Siri on Home Pod (and on my iPhone before I migrated away from iOS, like to set reminders for the next day without getting distracted or getting light im my face while on bed trying to sleep) to set timers and stuff when I don't have a device at hand, as well as for turning off my living room lights via the Home Assistant integration when going to bed (since the switch is far from the hallway), so these extra features would be really cool specially if it was something local, open source and with integration with stuff in my NAS.
#wwdc
@luana@wetdry.world2026-06-08 17:42:04
BRAZIL MENTIONED!!
#wwdc
@luana@wetdry.world2026-06-08 17:02:21
Oh, still Tim Cook!
#wwdc
@luana@wetdry.world2026-06-08 18:02:21
Ugh, slop. Fuck off.
#wwdc
@luana@wetdry.world2026-06-08 17:13:27
Now that I've left iOS lmao
#wwdc
@luana@wetdry.world2026-06-08 17:12:28
Performance upgrades, FINALLY
#wwdc
@luana@wetdry.world2026-06-08 17:09:25
Oh, liquid glass slider, cool!!
#wwdc
@luana@wetdry.world2026-06-08 17:15:47
Oh they finally fixed the searches fuckup too? Nice
#wwdc
@luana@wetdry.world2026-06-08 17:07:18
We all know what bullshit they mean by "Trust and Safety"
#wwdc
@luana@wetdry.world2026-06-08 17:56:50
Content warning: don't want an AI messing with my passwords???
@luana@wetdry.world2026-06-08 17:42:34
Wait did they mix Siri with Spotlight? I hope I got that wrong, that'd suck
#wwdc
@luana@wetdry.world2026-06-08 17:21:46
Btw Photos App searching was totally fine until before iOS 18, but I'm happy if they fixed it again
#wwdc
@luana@wetdry.world2026-06-08 18:10:46
I wonder what they're trying to achieve by saying the unavailable regions out loud, they don't usually do that
#wwdc
@luana@wetdry.world2026-06-08 17:15:10
But yeah finally a new iOS 12-like version, available for all iPhones that had the previous version and adding very needed optimizations and hopefully bug fixes
#wwdc