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Frisch zurück von der #WWDC bringen wir euch Bilder mit Ohrwurmcharakter! @… (Amateur in allen Punkten) sagt: Diese #Keynote war jetzt nur f…

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Frisch zurück von der #WWDC bringen wir euch Bilder mit Ohrwurmcharakter! Flowinho (Amateur in allen Punkten) sagt: Diese Keynote war jetzt nur für Aktionäre (Steakholder) und die AI ist reines Privacy Washing. Wir könnten ihm Recht geben, aber dann wären wir alle der falschen Meinung. Daher nehmen wir Sequoia und den Rest auseinander und diskutieren ausführlich Wohl und Wehe von künstlicher Verdummung.

Throwback to #WWDC 2008… cheers to all #WWDC24 attendees!
https://akos.ma/blog/memories-of-wwdc-

Memories of WWDC 2008
Exactly 15 years ago, on Monday, June 9th, 2008, I published a blog post with a picture taken in the big room of the Moscone conference center in San Francisco, waiting for Steve Jobs to introduce the iPhone 3G to the world at the annual Apple World Wide Developers’ Conference 2008.

WWDC hands are now available. You can now beautifully move your hands, while talking. It allows you to sound AND look like an Apple engineer. It’s a GREAT way to get some hand exercise, while keeping that nice, natural movement style. 🫲🫱 #wwdc

Image of Craig Federighi in Apple Park Steve Jobs Theater standing in front of a giant white display on which the words “We Sherlocked Everybody” is shown in SF Pro Bold font with diagonal blue to salmon pink gradient applied to the lettering, WWDC video Apple live stream photorealistic.
#wwdc #wwdc24

#Apple kann nicht anders: Der iPhone-Konzern muss im Bereich Künstliche Intelligenz nachziehen und so wundert es nicht, dass #KI das bestimmende Thema der #WWDC 2024 war. Der Lackmus-Test ist, wie benutzerfreundl…

Apple Intelligence: Ist das wirklich die KI für den Rest von uns, intuitiv von allen nutzbar?
Apple kann nicht anders: Der iPhone-Konzern muss im Bereich Künstliche Intelligenz nachziehen und so wundert es nicht, dass KI das bestimmende Thema der WWDC 2024 war. Der Lackmus-Test ist, wie ben…

I laughed when the #WWDC keynote said that Calculator was coming to the #iPad .
I mean... really?
BUT...... *Math Notes*!! 🤯
That is a VERY cool feature!

It’s cool that the #Apple AI thing will use 100% renewable energy from day zero, tho it’s weird they chose to not mention this at all at #wwdc.

Hey Siri, please define "Original Images".
#WWDC #Apple #Siri

#wwdc #apple Falls das während der Keynote gezeigte Beispiel fürs automatische Umschreiben eines Textes aussagekräftig ist, generiert das Feature genau die Art von völlig überdrehter Manager-Sprache welche kein Mensch lesen will.
Links: Originaltext; direkt, authentisch, engagiert
Rechts: transformierter Text…

In important details you probably missed during #WWDC:
/usr/bin/jq

aaand its AI stuff now #wwdc

Watching #WWDC videos about Siri is an annoying way to trigger Siri.

happy #WWDC eve to those who celebrate!

Hitachi got nervous for a second at this moment in the #wwdc keynote.

I watched the two #CarPlay videos from #WWDC and have some thoughts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLf44BXd0S

I laughed when the #WWDC keynote said that Calculator was coming to the #iPad .
I mean... really?
BUT...... *Math Notes*!! 🤯
That is a VERY cool feature!

Here’s a picture of Ian and his cock #WWDC

#wwdc #apple Ist ja nett, dass #iOS jetzt noch etwas mehr Konfig-Optionen bietet. Aber alles in allem wirkt das ziemlich überschaubar.

oh my fucking god chatgpt mention #wwdc

Yikes…
#wwdc

Can we please just have some kind of launch event or news event without mentioning AI in any way at all.
I really, really HATE all of this AI stuff being shoved down our throat in everything we do. It's just so old and I have absolutely no interest in it at all in any way.
#WWDC #Apple

i wonder if apple will crush anything today #wwdc

Just watched @… ‘s #WWDC presentation on Embedded #Swift. Really great demo.

Hitachi got nervous for a second at this moment in the #wwdc keynote.

"it is built with privacy at the core"
The Apple #WWDC keynote talks about "Apple Intelligence" doing so much on-device versus sending it to someone else's cloud.
#AI #WWDC24<…

Apple Sherlocking everybody this year #wwdc

Love the privacy focus on all new features #WWDC

HAHAHAHA WHAT KIND OF NAME IS GENMOJI #wwdc

The new control center is nice #wwdc

bunch of developers in a giant hydraulic press getting squashed down. out pops the new siri #wwdc #WWDC24

No mention of RPN in calculator for iPad. PCalc remains the way. #wwdc

"it is built with privacy at the core"
The Apple #WWDC keynote talks about "Apple Intelligence" doing so much on-device versus sending it to someone else's cloud.
#AI #WWDC24<…

Anyone else notice the spicy ligature in WWDC24? #wwdc #wwdc24 #typography

Hey Siri how many rocks should I eat per day? #WWDC

summaries in mail app is great to see #wwdc

The new control center is nice #wwdc

Apple Sherlocking “Artificial Intelligence” smh #wwdc #wwdc24

And here we go with the #AI angle...
#WWDC #WWDC24

macOS 16: Naturpark Augsburg Westliche Wälder #WWDC

THE STOCK PRICE IS PLUMMETING EVEN FURTHER LMFAOOO #wwdc

The new Siri is really cool!!
#wwdc

This live stream is triggering Siri on my phone multiple times. #wwdc #wwdc24

And here we go with the #AI angle...
#WWDC #WWDC24

On-device code completion and a swift vapor shoutout 🥳🥳🥳 #wwdc

the investors are not liking this. lets gooo ai crash #wwdc

Oh, new Trypophobia App for Apple Watch!
#wwdc

Later This Year™ #wwdc

Clever... "Apple Intelligence" can also be abbreviated as "AI" 🤣
#AI #WWDC #WWDC24

Oh god we’re gonna see so many of these cringy AI generated images #WWDC

it does seem like theyve thought this out pretty well #wwdc

Oh, new Trypophobia App for Apple Watch!
#wwdc

I like how the Swift Assist slide says your code is not *stored* on the cloud. Unsaid: it is *sent* to the cloud.
#wwdc #sotu #wwdc24

Clever... "Apple Intelligence" can also be abbreviated as "AI" 🤣
#AI #WWDC #WWDC24

Fitness rest days! Finally! *strikes that app off the apps-to-make list* #WWDC

if its as fast as the event is showing this is gonna be nuts #wwdc

So, Private Cloud Compute is basically Lambda on Apple Silicon, running open source (or at least, 3rd party reviewed) code, right? #wwdc #wwdc24
This is no more “private” than any other cloud service.

Burn that Image Playground thing with fire…
#wwdc

So what's the best hashtag to see commentary today about Apple's event?
#wwdc
#wwdc24
#wwdc2024
Or something else?

Hi @… 🥳 #wwdc

So what's the best hashtag to see commentary today about Apple's event?
#wwdc
#wwdc24
#wwdc2024
Or something else?

"ai for the rest of us" well that's a hell of a throwback there #wwdc

So, who wants to have a hacky sex section? 🥺
#WWDC

“Would you like to ask ChatGPT?” is the new “I found this on the web” 😜
#siri #wwdc #wwdc24

Ulysses! @… #WWDC

"he has reddit, therefore he must kill himself" -richard hammond #wwdc

Will iPhone mirroring not be available on iPad? Damn
#wwdc

I have to say, a day-1 AAA game launching on the Mac is a big deal. When was the last time that happened? #wwdc24 #wwdc

It’s our most revolutionary purr yet! Now with petting APIs and meowOS X #wwdc

The 10yo me who was reading scifi books and dreaming of powerful futures filled with talking devices and machines (and loving all things Star Trek and Star Wars)... is loving SO MANY aspects of the #Apple #WWDC keynote around #AI

i gotta give it to them at least the UI for image playground is very cool #wwdc

I really dislike the idea of using faces of *other people* in your photo library to generate AI images.
Seems like it crosses a line. #ai #wwdc #wwdc24

Omg someone check on @… #WWDC

The 10yo me who was reading scifi books and dreaming of powerful futures filled with talking devices and machines (and loving all things Star Trek and Star Wars)... is loving SO MANY aspects of the #Apple #WWDC keynote around #AI

Yep, only on 15 Pro and later (also, not available yet on this beta)
#wwdc

WAIT THEY ACTUALLY CALLED IT APPLE INTELLIGENCE HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA NO FUCKING WAY #wwdc

"Private Cloud Compute" ... Apple will offer Apple-silicon servers where you can offload #AI queries while still having #privacy
#WWDC

Can you no longer choose between personal library and shared library on Photos on iOS 18 or is it just hidden on one of those dumb awful menus in that single-page nightmare now?
#wwdc

Swift package index shoutout 🥳🥳 @… @… #wwdc

oh shit so all of this is on-device. that's cool as fuck. just dont like the ai images #wwdc

"Private Cloud Compute" ... Apple will offer Apple-silicon servers where you can offload #AI queries while still having #privacy
#WWDC

MFM on iMessage lol #wwdc

Ugh now my work can send me messages even when I’m purposely hiding in the woods 🙄🙄🙄 #WWDC

well some of these features are cool but i didn't expect them to add an ai image slop thing #wwdc

MFM on iMessage lol #wwdc

this level of system integration is super fucking cool. its like gemini if it was actually done well. im all for this #wwdc

The new stuff in Calculator and Notes are really cool!!
If it can understand my handwriting…
#wwdc

genmoji is one of the few cool uses of ai image creation. name fucking sucks though. and image playground looks like shit #wwdc

The new stuff in Calculator and Notes are really cool!!
If it can understand my handwriting…
#wwdc

apple having a whole ass section about gaming on macOS is crazy. if u told me this would happen 6 years ago id have called you crazy #wwdc

The “Language” and “Action” stuff they showed were really nice, but burn all that awful images with fire
#wwdc

oh so its not all on device. but if there's one company id trust to develop secure cloud AI compute for its users it's probably apple #wwdc

I wonder how much of the new Apple Intelligence (and when) will be available to "older" devices like the iPhone 14 Pro
#wwdc

Been on betas on day-one since like iOS 7 or 8. Not sure if I’ll go for it this time tho or just wait for a jailbreak on 17.0.
#wwdc

I was about to say the new Photos app is awful, but at least you can reorder it
Still, not really a fan of single-screen apps like that…
#wwdc

I was about to say the new Photos app is awful, but at least you can reorder it
Still, not really a fan of single-screen apps like that…
#wwdc

So, who will reverse engineer iPhone Mirroring and make it work on #Linux?
#WWDC

So, who will reverse engineer iPhone Mirroring and make it work on #Linux?
#WWDC

They mentioned nothing about Apple Intelligence on #HomePod. Still the same old siri I guess.
#wwdc

The sad thing about #BaldursGate 3 is that it’s available on fucking macOS but not on Linux, when GPT is basically just Proton afaik
#wwdc