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I still don’t understand why some bots try to enumerate everything via the Vulnerability-Lookup API when full dumps, including all metadata, are available in one shot:
https://vulnerability.circl.lu/dumps/
We currently don’t rate-limit bots, but we’re close to doing so.

This five star review makes full use of synonyms:
the worst transit system on Earth
the least efficient form of transit on the Vegas Strip
the world’s dumbest form of transportation
sad little system
exactly like the sewer system in “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.”
this insultingly stupid system
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#ef0407 Der Ralf schwurbelt Dummfug in Bertelsmanns bunter Illustrierter Bild am Sonnabend.
Sei nicht wie Ralf!
(Anmerkung: Er will sagen, dass er es für verkehrt hält. Das Wort, dass er suchte, ist "verkehrt". "Falsch" wäre es, wenn es kein Bündnis gäbe, das es versuchte. #Qualitätsjournalismus

The dumbest political move in history was not turning to transition to EVs, modernization of the electric grid, and construction of new power plants (nuclear renewable) into a new Manhattan Project for the US. China is doing this and will clean our clock.

Donvict
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This is satire, not sedition: please don't torture me.
#satire #potus45

🇺🇦 Auf radioeins läuft...
Phoenix:
🎵 Too Young
#NowPlaying #Phoenix
https://open.spotify.com/track/2THkQauDWMvJgXFGPY4iKB

Corruption at the highest levels of American government.
And never forget that we got here because America voted for these criminals.
The reality is "We the People" are part of the dumbest US electorate in the history of the country.
#justice #corruption

Ukrainian officials are considering renaming part of their Donbas region 'Donnyland' in an effort to curry favor with and support from the American President. Can we move him there too, and just tell him it's the Eastern White House?
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‘Donnyland’? Ukraine Proposes Naming Part of the Donbas in Trump’s Honor.
The proposal reflects a global reality in which governments appeal to President Trump’s vanity to get American might on their side.

Nostra-dumbass
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This is a joke, not a threat: please don't ruin my life.
#satire #potus45

President Dumpster
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No laws were broken in the making of this bot: please don't extraordinarily rendition me to a black site.
#satire #potus45