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@floheinstein@chaos.social
2026-02-23 08:30:35

Wenn Parteien und Organisationen KI wären:
"Hey Schweizer LLMs, was soll ich diese Woche machen?"
ChatSVP: "Geld scheffeln. Und denen die keins haben sagen die Ausländern sind schuld. Wenn du Ausländer bist: Ausreisen."
ChatFDP: "Geld ausgeben. Keine Angst, der Markt wird's schon richten. Und sonst sind wir too big to fail und der Staat rettet uns äh dich."
ChatSRG: "Viel Geld ausgeben für Sportübertragungen. Und dann sagen du ha…

@hikingdude@mastodon.social
2026-02-23 20:04:02

Omg, #immich just told me that we visited #rome 12 years ago. 12?! Omg - where does time go?
But I'm just - so - glad that I took those photos. And for this feature in Immich.
These reminders about our vacations and adventures.. Just so precious.

A breathtaking urban landscape unfolds in this image, capturing the timeless beauty of a historic city. The scene is dominated by a wide, tree-lined street that gently slopes downward, flanked by ancient stone walls and ruins. The trees, with their distinctive shapes and lush green foliage, create a natural canopy, adding a touch of serenity to the urban setting.

In the background, a mix of historic buildings and architectural landmarks rise, their domes and towers reaching toward the clear bl…
@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-03-21 18:12:25

Claiming a former FBI head who _LET POTUS SLIDE_ hurt innocent people is ghoulish. Perhaps Mueller hurt us all by failing to jail or stop potus.
#USpol

@newsie@darktundra.xyz
2026-01-13 21:03:20

Tennessee man to plead guilty to hacking Supreme Court’s electronic case filing system therecord.media/guilty-plea-ha

@Techmeme@techhub.social
2026-03-18 06:40:54

Founders are increasingly leasing multimillion-dollar mansions in San Francisco's wealthy neighborhoods as corporate HQs and hacker houses, amid the AI boom (The San Francisco Standard)
sfstandard.com/2026/03/17/move

@Mediagazer@mstdn.social
2026-02-13 19:58:04

Don Lemon pleads not guilty to two federal charges stemming from his reporting at an anti-ICE protest in a Minnesota church (CNN)
cnn.com/2026/02/13/media/don-l

@tanyakaroli@expressional.social
2026-01-17 09:22:31

Kender I podcasten The Europeans? Jeg har arbejdet på at erstatte min diæt af amerikanske politiske podcasts med danske eller europæiske og er blevet rigtig glad for deres nede-på-jorden men samtidig grundige gennemgang af europæiske nyheder. Og de har et udsyn jeg kan lide, se fx denne anbefaling fra dem:
“So go get your beautifully designed copies of the European Review of Books or even take out a subscription if you're feeling generous.
Because they're another independent pan-Eur…

Santa Barbara County authorities recovered the body of a man who was reportedly swept off a flooded roadway in Goleta Valley on Saturday.
The man was driving near the 1100 block of North San Marcos Road shortly before noon when his vehicle reportedly became stuck on a flooded part of the road that passes over Maria Ygnacio Creek, according to Captain Mike Gray with the Santa Barbara County Fire Department.
The man then exited his vehicle, Gray said, and he was subsequently washed…

@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-03-06 20:03:09
Content warning: MH–

Throughout most of my life I've lost something maybe once. In the last two weeks, I've lost two things already. And to the point of not even being able to tell when they "disappeared" — I was convinced I have them on me until I've noticed they're gone. I feel like I was losing my mind.
It doesn't help that I was raised to feel guilty about my mistakes. It doesn't help that people around me take this lightly (it's nothing "important"), so I also feel guilty about feeling guilty. And completely estranged.
#ActuallyAutistic

@floheinstein@chaos.social
2026-01-14 04:49:36

10 Minuten für die 500 Meter zum Bahnhof, weil der Salzstreuer noch nicht unterwegs war.
Seid vorsichtig, es kann glatt sein heute Morgen