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@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-04 22:43:14

We can save the internet by going back our roots*
*cat memes

Cat meme video compilation of cat meme to the tune of Capital Cities - Safe and Sound I could lift you up I could show you what you wanna see And take you where you wanna be You could be my luck Even if the sky is falling down I know that I'll be safe and sound Each line of lyrics shows cats doing dancing and/or doing things Related to the verse, and then for the horn part it shows a cat sniffing a horn that makes the kitty look like it's playing it.
@raiders@darktundra.xyz
2026-01-05 01:28:43

We now know where Kansas City Chiefs' first-round pick will land in 2026 NFL draft sportingnews.com/us/nfl/kansas

We now know where Kansas City Chiefs' first-round pick will land in 2026 NFL draft
The Kansas City Chiefs have locked down their 2026 NFL draft spot following the season-ending loss to the Las Vegas Raiders on Sunday.

@Mediagazer@mstdn.social
2026-04-03 12:15:55

A profile of Patrick Radden Keefe, an investigative journalist who has modeled for J.Crew, appeared in HBO's Industry, and had his latest book optioned by A24 (Jonah E. Bromwich/New York Times)
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What Drives Patrick Radden Keefe?
Patrick Radden Keefe’s carefully applied ambition has propelled him to a rarefied perch.

@Techmeme@techhub.social
2026-02-04 22:21:04

Filing: Workday is cutting ~400 employees, or ~2% of its workforce, primarily in customer-facing roles, saying the move will help it invest in priority areas (Brody Ford/Bloomberg)
bloomberg.com/news/articles/20

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-04-03 16:22:23

RE: journa.host/@theintercept/1163
Oh, to be the traffic engineer who has to testify on behalf of the city that yes, a giant inflatable penis could distract drivers enough to cause a crash 🤡

In a more recent filing ostensibly meant to clarify the charges, Municipal Court Prosecutor Marcus McDowell, who is also the city attorney, wrote that “members of the public called police concerning traffic safety issues and a person dressed as a giant penis thereby created a substantial traffic and safety hazard.”
@hynek@mastodon.social
2026-03-03 09:13:05

slop consequences 🥹
I have no illusions that there's gonna be any once slop code does harm, tho. After all, companies got away with all kinds for hand-crafted, artisanal negligence for decades.
futurism.com/artificial-intell

Ars Technica Fires Reporter After AI Controversy Involving Fabricated Quotes
Ars Technica has fired senior AI reporter Benj Edwards following an outrage-sparking controversy involving AI-fabricated quotes.

@inthehands@hachyderm.io
2026-02-02 06:02:36

…everyone there was white. •Everyone•. This particular park would usually be more white than not, but…this was weird.
There’s officially a city prohibition on ICE setting foot in city parks, but who knows what that’s worth? Those bastards will do anything if they think they can get away with it. And they’ll grab people right off the streets if they’re falling behind quota for the day. Who’d risk that?
ICE had apparently succeeded turning the park into all-white world they dreamed of. It was…creepy.
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@katrinakatrinka@infosec.exchange
2026-02-03 17:24:23

Follow up reporting on that breaking and entering by CBP in #Utah that led to warrantless kidnapping of the owner as well as the employee they were following.
Thank you, @… for the detailed reporting. Our local paper has removed the paywall on all reporting for 2026, so don…

Border Patrol detentions at Utah auto shop spark questions about warrantless arrests
A video of an immigration-related arrest at an auto shop in West Valley City went viral over the weekend. Here’s what happened.

@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2026-02-04 19:17:25

Pending Free Agent George Pickens Being Recruited by NFC Rival, Per CeeDee Lamb si.com/nfl/cowboys/onsi/news/p

Pending Free Agent George Pickens Being Recruited by NFC Rival, Per CeeDee Lamb
Dallas Cowboys star George Pickens is reportedly being recruited to join an NFC rival during NFL free agency, following his Pro Bowl MVP performance.

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-04 21:18:12

According to my fact-based feelings, cats count in hexadecimal
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Photo of Uni, the munchkin tuxedo cat, standing on a glass table while looking down. All sixteen of his pink and black toe beans are visible, which proves cats use based 16 for counting!