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@midtsveen@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-30 19:06:08

The first snow started falling in Bergen, Norway, so I pulled on my winter fit. ❄️❤️🖤
#Snow #Bergen #Norway

A person indoors wearing a fur-lined winter hat, a red face covering, and a dark hoodie, taking a selfie. Behind them, two flags hang on the wall, and a houseplant sits nearby.
A minimalist living room with a wooden sideboard, bookshelf speakers, and a stereo. Two flags hang on a gray wall above the cabinet, with books, small decorations, and potted plants arranged around the room.
@whitequark@mastodon.social
2025-11-30 07:30:53

this is an incredibly funny sentence
"the thin films are fairly thin"
well what else would they be, robert? thick? if they were thick they'd be called thick films!!

@floheinstein@chaos.social
2025-12-31 15:30:55

Auf isländisch 🇮🇸 heisst Jahresende übrigens
šrslok.
Dachte, das solltet ihr wissen.
In diesem Sinne: Guten Rutsch ins 2025!
#silvester2025 #happynewyear2026 #diesendungmitdermaus

Maus und Elefant stehen an einer Kreidetafel, darauf steht "árslok (Jahresende)". Darunter ein Balken mit der Aufschrift "Das war isländisch"
@LillyHerself@Mastodon.social
2026-01-01 12:00:05

Posted without comment

Screenshot from twitter:

Flying_Rodent  @flying_rodent
Just in case there are any Krakens among my followers, I'd observe that
it’s very unlikely even these guys remembered to pack a severed Medusa
head

joepompliano 
Pretty much every billionaire that owns a superyacht is in
St. Barth right now for New Year's Eve — Jeff Bezos,
Miriam Adelson, Shahid Khan, Sergey Brin, Jerry Jones,
and 100+ others

image of map of St Bart's, surrounded by dots indicating presence of a yacht

9:20 PM - Dec 31, …
@stiefkind@mastodon.social
2025-11-30 12:26:54

Abendessen gestern mit einem Flensburger Winterbock. Ich wiederhole mich: das Bockbier hier im Norden ist angenehm viel weniger süß (und auch weniger dunkel) als das Bockbier in Bayern. Prost! #abenteuerbier #biervielfalt

@ncoca@social.coop
2025-12-31 06:21:32

It seems that the #Telugu & #SouthIndian film wave hasn't reached #Indonesia?
When people refuse to accept me as an American, the Indian films/stars/songs they reference and I assume I know are a…

@wraithe@mastodon.social
2026-01-31 19:08:51

#MONSTERDON
Man this had me scared for a moment, then I realized it was two different posts. 😂

A screenshot of my timeline showing a post talking about how bad the movie Melania is an underneath. It is a separate post commenting on a movie (different movie)

Trust Me, 'Melania' Is an Unbelievable Abomination of Filmmaking -

@allanb@mastodon.social
Replying to @AkaSci
Sounds like a good #Monsterdon candidate
@floheinstein@chaos.social
2025-12-31 08:01:31

Alljährlich wichtige Info:
Silvester heisst nicht Sylvester.
#sylvester #silvester

Der Kater Sylvester klopft an eine Tür. Bildtext Sylvester steht vor der Tür
@midtsveen@social.linux.pizza
2025-11-30 21:22:42

I’m following like twenty people with my Pixelfed account (@…) right now, which feels absurdly small in my timeline, so I guess I’m gonna follow some more:
pixelfed.social/midtsveen

A Wojak style cartoon figure sits in a dark room lit only by a laptop screen staring tiredly at it with their reflection visible in the window behind them and several mugs and containers scattered on the desk.
@floheinstein@chaos.social
2025-11-30 06:54:30

PSA: Alle Schweizer:innen die die Unterlagen nicht per Post geschickt haben: Heute ist Abstimmung, ab an die Urne! Erbschaftssteuer fürs Klima ist zwar nicht Eat the Rich, aber das nächstbeste was wir machen können.
#chvote25 #Abstimmung

Stilisierte Hand mit gestrecktem Zeigefinger, restliche Finger zusammengehalten. Weiss, mit schwarzen Umrissen. Oranger Hintergrund. Text "Heute Abstimmung" auf der Handfläche