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Sittich-Strolch mittels mobiler Gewahrsamszelle verhaftet
https://www.polizei.bremerhaven.de/blog-leser/sittich-strolch-in-geestemuende-polizei-nimmt-schraegen-vogel-in-gewahrsam-2.html

Sittich-Strolch in Geestemünde: Polizei nimmt schrägen Vogel in Gewahrsam
Mit viel Freude und einem Sinn für leichte Prosa hat unser Kontaktpolizist aus Bremerhaven-Geestemünde einen Einsatzbericht verfasst, der zeigt: Polizeiarbeit macht Spaß – auch wenn man es bisweilen mit schrägen Vögeln zu tun hat.

This was part of Stephen Colbert’s Monday monologue:
After playing clips of the Trump admin spokespeople parroting the party line about not being at war with Iran, but being at war with Iran’s nuclear weapons program, he added the following bit:
“Honey, NO! I’m not having an affair with Stacey, … but I am having an affair with some of Stacey’s parts.

Wimbledon 2025:
Coco Gauff will be the No 2 seed for the second straight Grand Slam event following her victory at the 2025 French Open.
https://www.tennis365.com/tennis-news/wimbledon-2025-womens-seeds-confir…

Wimbledon 2025 women's singles seeds confirmed: Sabalenka & Gauff lead, Swiatek's lowest position since 2021
The full list of women's singles seeds for the 2025 Wimbledon Championships.

“Following attacks on three nuclear sites in Iran… the IAEA can confirm that no increase in off-site radiation levels has been reported as of this time,”
US joins Israel in attacking Iran, strikes Fordow, Isfahan, Natanz sites | Israel-Iran conflict News | Al Jazeera

US joins Israel in attacking Iran, strikes Fordow, Isfahan, Natanz sites
IAEA says it has not detected any increase in radiation levels at key nuclear sites in Iran following US air strikes.

Oil futures surge following US strikes in Iran (Auzinea Bacon/CNN)
https://cnn.com/2025/06/22/business/oil-futures-stocks-iran
http://www.memeorandum.com/250622/p72#a250622p72

No shit, Sherlock.
https://www.aljazeera.com/news/liveblog/2025/6/24/live-trump-announces-ceasefire-no-confirmation-from-israel-iran?update=3797073

The infinite dimensional geometry of conjugation invariant generating sets
Sabine Chu, George Domat, Christine Gao, Ananya Prasanna, Alex Wright
https://arxiv.org/abs/2506.18618

The infinite dimensional geometry of conjugation invariant generating sets
We consider a number of examples of groups together with an infinite conjugation invariant generating set, including: the free group with the generating set of all separable elements; surface groups with the generating set of all non-filling curves; mapping class groups and outer automorphism groups of free groups with the generating sets of all reducible elements; and groups with suitable actions on Gromov hyperbolic spaces with a generating set of elliptic elements. In these Cayley graphs we …

Laser Wakefield Acceleration Driven by a Discrete Flying Focus
Jacob R. Pierce, Kyle G. Miller, Fei Li, John P. Palastro, Warren B. Mori
https://arxiv.org/abs/2506.19824

Laser Wakefield Acceleration Driven by a Discrete Flying Focus
Laser wakefield acceleration (LWFA) may enable the next generation of TeV-scale lepton colliders. Reaching such energies will likely require multiple LWFA stages to overcome limitations on the energy gain achievable in a single stage. The use of stages, however, introduces challenges such as alignment, adiabatic matching between stages, and a lower average accelerating gradient. Here, we propose a discrete flying focus that can deliver higher energy gain in a single stage, thereby reducing the …

Little one has reached an interesting stage of personal hygiene. She wants to shower instead of taking baths, but can't do it fully by herself.
So i have to poke my head and arms around the shower curtain, soap up her head, rinse her hair without getting water in her eyes, and try not to get myself completely drenched in the process or fling too much water around the bathroom.

Because the US starting wars in the Middle East always works out so well for all sides.
Feeling nauseated.