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@inthehands@hachyderm.io
2025-10-01 00:41:27

Here’s the lightning sketch of Paul’s Treatise Against Efficiency that I’ve never written:
1. Efficiency is asymptotically inefficient: as costs approach zero, the cost of further reducing them approaches infinity.
2. Efficiency prioritizes the measurable over the difficult-to-measure.
3. Efficiency prioritizes what those in power see (or imagine) over on-the-ground reality.
4. Following from 2 and 3, efficiency reduces the amount and quality of information flowing into a human system.
5. Efficiency foments institutional inflexibility.
6. By removing slack, efficiency causes small failures to cascade more readily and increases the risk of catastrophic failure.
7. Following rom 4, 5, and 6, efficiency trades small costs for massive risks: from failures, from missed opportunities, and from inability to adjust.
8. Efficiency, when pushed, strangles the emergent phenomena that in the long term create all new things of value.
9. Thus, although it can be a by-product of evolution, efficiency as a goal in itself strangles evolution.
10. Efficiency as a goal strangles joy.

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-10-30 20:26:19

Make passive income today by training a crow to pick pockets for cash! :brdRobe:

Video of from a high rise apartment with an open window showing a crow flying in with money in its beak. The crow lands in a drawer that's just filled with many denominations of bills. Money money y'all!

All worry is laid to waste.
The endorphins rushing wild from the freezing water,
the music pounding through my body,
the caffeine,
the fucking ducks and the God-roiling sky
– no what-ifs,
no yeah-buts,
no what-abouts, 
no caveats, at all.
I am made happy,
and that happiness is entire and incontestable.
And all the way home, I go
— to my beautiful waking wife
– on this, the best day ever.
Love, Nick Cave

@floheinstein@chaos.social
2025-12-29 09:16:47

Today's alarm in the Radisson Blu Hotel will just be a DRILL!
Der heutige Alarm im Radisson Blu Hotel ist nur eine ÜBUNG!
#radissonbluhotel #39c3

FEUERWEHRÜBUNG MIT ALARM

LIEBE GÄSTE

BITTE BEACHTEN SIE, DASS AM MONTAG UM 12:30 FÜR WENIGE SEKUNDEN EIN PROBEALARM IM HOTEL STATTFINDEN WIRD.

DIE ÜBUNG BETRIFFT AUSSCHLIEBLICH UNSERE MITARBEITER, SIE ALS UNSERE GÄSTE NEHMEN NICHT AN DER ÜBUNG TEIL.

FÜR DIE UNANNEHMLICHKEITEN DURCH DEN ERKLINGENDEN SIGNALTON MÖCHTEN WIR UNS BEREITS JETZT ENTSCHULDIGEN.

FÜR FRAGEN UND ANMERKUNGEN STEHEN WIR IHNEN JEDERZEIT GERNE ZUR VERFÜGUNG.

IHNEN DANKEN WIR FÜR IHR VERSTÄNDNIS UND WÜNSCHEN IHNEN EINEN W…
EMERGENCY TRAINING WITH ALARM SIGNAL

DEAR GUESTS

PLEASE BE INFORMED, THAT ON MONDAY THERE WILL BE A TEST ALARM FOR OUR EMPLOYEES AT 12:30 PM FOR JUST A FEW SECONDS

AS OUR GUEST, YOU WILL NOT BE INVOLVED IN THE DRILL.

WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE DURING THIS TIME.

FOR QUESTIONS AND FEEDBACK, PLEASE DO NOT HESITATE TO CONTACT US DIRECTLY AT THE RECEPTION.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING.
@jake4480@c.im
2025-11-19 19:12:59

Pterosaur with unusual bristle-like teeth discovered in fossilized dinosaur vomit sciencealert.com/bizarre-new-s

@metacurity@infosec.exchange
2025-11-24 14:45:38

As SBOMs slowly progress at the federal level and in enterprises, the rise of AI coding assistants is fueling optimistic—and, some experts argue, “kind of insane”—claims about a future with vulnerability-free software.
Check out my latest CyberScoop piece.
Many thanks to @…, @…

@gla@mastodon.social
2025-12-29 07:08:24

📝How a 10’ coding session with copilot 🧑🏻‍💻 added tags to 10 years of blogging #hugo

@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2025-10-24 17:18:36
Content warning:

Have a beautiful Day of Aphrodite aka Venus' Day aka Frigg's Day aka Friday 🌹
"Himeros (Desire), the companion of Eros (Love), so suffuses the eyes that it seems clearly to drip from them."
Philostratus the Elder, Imagines 2.9
🏛 Aphrodite on a neck-amphora, Tomb 69 of Lucinella, National Archeological Museum, Paestum
📸 saamiblog

Neck-amphora depicting the birth of Aphrodite with winged Eros (Love) and Himeros (Desire) flanking her.
@jacobgudiol@mastodonsweden.se
2025-11-20 21:01:44

Det är nu över 10 år sedan dietboksförfattare och influensers påstod att de visste hur man fixade tarmfloran och med det en rad olika hälsoproblem.
Och än idag har vi i princip ingenting konkret från vetenskapen kring tarmfloran och behandling av olika besvär utanför just tarmproblem.
The Autism-Microbiome Hypothesis Is Falling Apart

@wraithe@mastodon.social
2025-11-23 15:10:54

Yea I can’t imagine why anyone thought this dipshit was defending rape…I mean aside from the over half a dozen posts where he defended rape as “not immoral”, literally said “No. In fact, the word "rape"…didn't even exist until the 1800s.” and arguing that being “owned”* wasn’t “horrific”
Complete mystery why people went after him, must be some weird BlueSky thing. 😂
JFC

Bluesky screenshot:

The Louvre of Bluesky @thelouvreof.bsky.social
horrible day to be literate
i Possible Bluesky screenshot

with an "i"@liawithani.bsky.social • 1h child rape was also horrific in 1776, hope this helps

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Mugsy's RapSheet
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Actually, no. There were no laws against having sex with child slaves in 1776.
"Horrific" or no, it wasn't "immoral" in Jefferson's time.
Would he have any less of a chance of being elected president in 2024?
#PedoDon
Nov…
Bluesky screenshot

Mugsy's RapSheet @mugsysrapsheet.bs... • 17h
Simply being "owned" isn't "horrific" (all wives were "owned"), or do you not believe providing
"safe haven" was a form of protection?
By that standard, the Van Daan family that hid the family of Anne Frank were subjecting them to "horrific mistreatment."
BlueSky Screenshot

Mugsy's RapSheet @mugsysrapsheet.bs... • 17h
Simply being "owned" isn't "horrific" (all wives were "owned"), or do you not believe providing
"safe haven" was a form of protection?
By that standard, the Van Daan family that hid the family of Anne Frank were subjecting them to "horrific mistreatment."
lol he blocked me so here he is crying on Mastodon:

joined "BlueSky" (against my better judgement) last week so I could contact people/services that aren't on Masto.
I made the mistake of responding to a post attacking Thomas Jefferson for failing to live up to a moral standard we clearly haven't even achieved in 2025, and the knives came out.
Every self-important child misrepresented my claim, accused me of defending slavery & child rape , and bombed me with 400
posts in one hour.
BlueSky = R…