Tootfinder

Soundtrack design is a lost art. There are far too many films drowning in strings now. Stir the feelings demands the director who is in too weak to let the story do the job.

Felonious Stunk
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This is satire, not sedition: don't have me abducted.
#satire #potus45

With YIMBYs like this, who needs NIMBYs?
*yes, SF YIMBY endorsed the two sponsors of this ordinance, Matt Dorsey and Bilal Mahmood
https://missionlocal.org/2026/01/sf-soma-store-ban-drug-crime-deterrence/

S.F. supervisors vote to expand late-night store ban to parts of SoMa  
Board of Supervisors committee elevated a proposed store-closure ordinance, following public support from some community stakeholders

Stidham: Wish I put team in better spot to win https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/47730325/jarrett-stidham-rues-missed-chances-rare-broncos-start

A reporter writes about a visit from the FBI in 2020, following his story about a hack, and the long-term personal impact, along with eroding press freedoms (Zack Whittaker/~this week in security~)
https://this.weekinsecurity.com/fbi-ag

FBI agents visited my home about an article I wrote, and now I can't go to Mexico
Mexico formally requested the FBI's help in seeking answers about one of my stories. Having federal agents on my doorstep sparked my own years-long effort to pry information out of the FBI to explain why it came to my house to begin with.

Cowboys Coach Makes Feelings on Disgruntled Pro Bowler Clear https://heavy.com/sports/nfl/dallas-cowboys/tyler-smith-pro-bowler-position-change-clear/

President Trump signs an EO to continue the suspension of the de minimis exemption, despite the SCOTUS' ruling that overturned most of Trump's 2025 tariffs (Zeyi Yang/Wired)
https://www.wired.com/story/trump-imposes-new-tariffs-following-supreme-c…

Trump Imposes New Tariffs to Sidestep Supreme Court Ruling
The president signed an executive order implementing 10 percent global tariffs after calling the justices who struck down his signature trade policy a "disgrace."

Lions GM Brad Holmes open to moving star RT Penei Sewell to LT: 'You always have that flexibility' https://www.nfl.com/news/lions-gm-brad-holmes-open-moving-penei-sewell-left-ackle-you-always-have-that-flexibility

Felonious Chunk
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This is for tee hee, not treason: please don't torture me.
#satire #potus45

Felonious Stunk
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This is a joke, not a threat: tell the black helicopters to return to base.
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