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@crell@phpc.social
2025-05-30 20:38:23

When I worked at an agency, I frequently worked with this one front-end dev. We had the following exchange several times:
Her: Hey Crell, the client wants to do X. How long would that take?
Me: What? X is impossible, there's no logical way to do it.
Me: Well, I suppose we could blah blah, but that would be super complicated.
Me: Hm, but what if I blah blah?
Me: Hang on a sec, let me check something.
<10 min later>
Me: OK, I just did it.
H…

@bobmueller@mastodon.world
2025-05-28 22:00:35

Good to see at least someone's calling legislators out for their hypocrisy.
#Texas #religion #FirstAmendment

@floheinstein@chaos.social
2025-05-26 12:37:36

I just read the story about the Italian kidnapped by a New York couple and tortured to disclose the credentials for his crypto assets - and the first thing that came to mind was XKCD 538 "Security" about the five dollar wrench.
Am I a bad person?
#xkcd538 #xkcd

    [Cueball is holding a laptop up in two hands, showing it to his Cueball-like friend who is examining it while holding a hand up to his head. Above the top of the panels frame, there is a box with a caption:]
    A Crypto nerd's imagination:
    Cueball: His laptop's encrypted. Let's build a million-dollar cluster to crack it.
    Friend: No good! It's 4096-bit RSA!
    Cueball: Blast! Our evil plan is foiled!

    [Cueball is holding a closed laptop down in one hand while giving his Cueball…
@ruth_mottram@fediscience.org
2025-05-23 23:01:36

Will do a proper #FieldDiary tomorrow but suffice to say, today went even better than hoped. Instruments behaved, weather cooperated our local hunter friend got us smoothly into the field. Looking forward to seeing what it all means now...
(Background: sternaparadisaea.net/2025/05/2)

@weddingweiser@berlin.social
2025-05-25 07:35:47

Guten Morgen Wedding! St. Joseph in der Müllerstraße

Frontale Ansicht der neugotischen Kirche St. Joseph in Berlin-Wedding mit zwei Türmen und Rundbogenfenstern, flankiert von Wohnhäusern.
@rperezrosario@mastodon.social
2025-05-22 17:16:22

A GitHub public repository that allows you to add your climate-friendly/aware software to a browsable directory, after a peer review process. Accepted software is sorted into one or more of the following categories:
1. Measurement
2. Carbon Efficiency
3. Carbon Awareness
4. Special Tools
"GitHub's Green Software Directory"

@arXiv_condmatstrel_bot@mastoxiv.page
2025-05-30 10:08:36

This arxiv.org/abs/2412.20647 has been replaced.
initial toot: mastoxiv.page/@arX…

@iam_jfnklstrm@social.linux.pizza
2025-05-23 14:44:15

I feel powerful! :linuxpizza1:

A humorous bar chart titled "What gives people feelings of power." It depicts three categories: "Money" (small green bar), "Status" (medium blue bar), and "Using the terminal in front of non-programmers" (large pink bar
@ginevra@hachyderm.io
2025-04-21 02:18:48

I've just cleared out a bunch of hashtags I was following. I feel like they filled my timeline but didn't encourage me to reach out in friendship. And often the hashtag was the thing I scrolled past fast, thinking it was a bit ick.
(The hashtags you follow are in profile, then click on the 3 dots).
Let's see how a quieter Mastodon feels, and which hashtags I want to re-introduce...

@LorenAmelang@vivaldi.net
2025-05-21 17:06:46

@…
Are your internal feelings of direction aligned with compass north and 360° ? My first childhood sense was based on the front of the house I lived in, looking east. When I later learned about north I had to imagine lots of those little "front views" posted like icons in the overall north-based world I could only logically imagine in my hea…