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@crell@phpc.social
2025-05-30 20:38:23

When I worked at an agency, I frequently worked with this one front-end dev. We had the following exchange several times:
Her: Hey Crell, the client wants to do X. How long would that take?
Me: What? X is impossible, there's no logical way to do it.
Me: Well, I suppose we could blah blah, but that would be super complicated.
Me: Hm, but what if I blah blah?
Me: Hang on a sec, let me check something.
<10 min later>
Me: OK, I just did it.
H…

@DominikDammer@mastodon.gamedev.place
2025-05-30 18:07:41

oh look, i found the current state of the videogame industry

Video gif. A blue dumpster, the contents of which are in flames. A literal dumpster fire.
@arXiv_mathAP_bot@mastoxiv.page
2025-05-30 07:25:54

Layer potentials for elliptic operators with DMO-type coefficients: big pieces $Tb$ theorem, quantitative rectifiability, and free boundary problems
Andrea Merlo, Mihalis Mourgoglou, Carmelo Puliatti
arxiv.org/abs/2505.23478

@bobmueller@mastodon.world
2025-05-28 22:00:35

Good to see at least someone's calling legislators out for their hypocrisy.
#Texas #religion #FirstAmendment

@randombaywatch@mastodon.social
2025-05-31 00:32:04

#FallingFast
Season 9 Episode 12 "The Big Blue"
#RandomBaywatch #lvdlpx #Baywatch

@blaise@mastodon.cloud
2025-05-13 14:06:24

"Mike Lee visualizes why porn makes him so self-conscious that he wants to ban it for everybody, completely."
gizmodo.com/gop-senator-introd

@billbert@mastodon.social
2025-04-25 13:33:30

I dunno. Maybe a bad angle but not hating this hair today. This is no shower or shaving. No encouragement, please, just ribbing on compliment-fishing. 😁

Bill studies his wavy hair critically in a selfie flanked from behind by a tree not yet blooming for spring.
@alsutton@snapp.social
2025-05-22 08:42:42

I get mixed feelings when I can create a small reproduction project for an issue caused by a single version bump in a third party dependency. It's nice to know it's not my code, but a fix-release is also out of my control
Today's problem; The compiler in #Kotlin 2.1.20. I've even managed to boil it down to a 1 line change where "2.1.10" works, and "2.1.20" o…

@k8s_cncf_nbg@social.kontrollapparat.de
2025-04-23 14:21:24

🚀 Kubernetes Meetup in Nuremberg! 🇩🇪
Join us on June 2nd for an evening of tech talks, networking, and community fun at the next CNCF Meetup!
🎤 Speakers:
🔹 Sarah Julia Kriesch – Docker vs Podman and the Universe
🔹 Philip Laine – Spegel: A Stateless OCI Registry Mirror
📍 Location: Coworking-Space Nürnberg
🕕 18:00: Doors open for networking
🕡 18:30: Talks begin
🔗 Sign up here:

Image Description: Invitation to a CNCF Meetup in Nuremberg

At the top of the image, there's a large banner titled “Kubernetes Nürnberg”. The background shows a scenic photo of Nuremberg Castle under a blue sky, overlaid with translucent hexagonal shapes in blue and green tones.

Below the banner, the invitation text appears in black font on a white background. It includes the following information:

    Event Title: CNCF Meetup in Nuremberg

    Date & Location: June 2nd at Coworking-Space Nü…
@iam_jfnklstrm@social.linux.pizza
2025-05-23 14:44:15

I feel powerful! :linuxpizza1:

A humorous bar chart titled "What gives people feelings of power." It depicts three categories: "Money" (small green bar), "Status" (medium blue bar), and "Using the terminal in front of non-programmers" (large pink bar