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@outer@mas.to
2026-07-22 21:58:35

Overbearing Girlfriend Expects Man To
Take Feelings In Head, Use Words To
Say Them Into World
(Outrageous headline from the Onion.)

Girlfriend makes outlandish request of boyfriend.
@Sustainable2050@mastodon.energy
2026-07-21 19:45:56

The natural gas price for the EU is up sharply now the Trump-Netanyahu war escalates again. Close to €60/MWh now; that's 100% compared to the price before the war vs 'only' 50% for oil (Brent).
Not a good combination with sluggishly filling up our gas storages. I guess we'll notice in winter.
#Iran

Price graph for past 6 months: €30 begin-March, spiking to €60 shortly after, falling to around €40, and now up to €60 again.
@pgogl@troet.cafe
2026-06-23 06:26:10

Wäre bei der Hitze nicht so tragisch, oder? 😂

Filmchen: Ein Pinguin watschelt an einem anderen vorbei auf ein Eisloch zu. Der stehende Pinguin stellt dem watschelnden ein Bein, so daß dieser kopfüber in das Eisloch fällt.
@totientfunction@mathstodon.xyz
2026-06-21 20:02:27

#Zürich

A photograph of me from behind. I'm standing on the edge of the wall of the ruins of the Friesenberg castle. Below the wall are some trees and bushes and farther away Zurich and Lake Zurich are visible. I'm wearing white sneakers, a short blue skirt, a gray shirt. My hands are stretched the the side slightly backwards, my long chestnut brown curly hair is nicely falling along my upper back.
@stefan@gardenstate.social
2026-07-21 18:57:57

Wtf is happening in northern nj?
#newJersey #tornado

Emergency alert: Extreme National Weather Service: TORNADO WARNING in this area until 3:15 PM EDT. Take shelter now in a basement or an interior room on the lowest floor of a sturdy building. If you are outdoors, in a mobile home, or in a vehicle, move to the closest substantial shelter and protect yourself from flying debris. Check media. Map OK
@floheinstein@chaos.social
2026-06-22 02:25:34

Someone living just a short drive from our new home is selling a trebuchet with a 5 m throwing arm. For just about 600 Euro...
I think I have to talk to my wife about things this house still lacks. Like a moat. And this.
ricardo.ch/de/a/1309843354

Person standing behind a large trebuchet, on grass in front of a forest
@jswright61@ruby.social
2026-05-23 12:59:09

iOs 26.5 (latest). I have chosen to have messages from unknown callers segregated to their own list. Why are you showing this badge on the list selector glyph. For almost 20 years you’ve trained me that badges warrant my attention. In this case I have expressly indicated I don’t want to know about these. So why are you brining it to my attention?
If I’m expecting a message and I don’t see it, trust me, I’ll seek it out. Until then, let it die in obscurity.

Screenshot of a cropped (showing top) iOs 26.5 messages screen. There is a red arrow and the word “WHY?” Pointing at the menu glyph in the upper right of the screen showing the numeral one inside a blue bubble at about 2 O’Clock on the glyph.
Screenshot of iOs Settings App in the Apps -> Messages screen. A red oval draws attention to the Unknown Senders section and encircles the following text. “Hide notifications and move messages to the Unknown Senders list.
@leftsidestory@mstdn.social
2026-06-20 00:30:01

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挣扎的神衹 ⛪️
📷 Nikon F4E
🎞️ Ilford Pan 400
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Ilford Pan 400 (FF) English Black-and-white photograph of a flagpole with a dark flag featuring a star pattern, flying against a cloudy sky. The top of the church facade, including a cross, is visible on the right side of the image. The timestamp "15 34 52" is visible in the bottom right corner. 中文 黑白照片，旗杆上悬挂着一面带有星形图案的深色旗帜，背景是多云的天空。教堂正面的顶部，包括一个十字架，在图像右侧可见。右下角可见时间戳“15 34 52”。
Ilford Pan 400 (FF) English Black-and-white photograph of a grand, classical-style church facade. The building features tall columns, arched windows, and decorative niches with statues. A cross is mounted at the peak of the roof, taken from a lower angle. The sky is mostly clear with some clouds. A flag is partially visible on the right side of the image. The timestamp "15 33 14" is visible in the upper right corner. 中文 黑白照片，展示了一座宏伟的古典风格教堂正面。建筑物有高大的柱子、拱形窗户和装饰性壁龛，壁龛内有雕像。十字架位于屋顶的最高处，从较低角度拍摄，天空大部…
Ilford Pan 400 (FF) English Black-and-white photograph of the church facade, taken from a low angle. The building features a pediment with a cross at the top, columns, and statues in niches. A circular clock is visible below the pediment, with the inscription "DOM IN HON DEIPARAE IMMAC SS JOSEPH EFRAN ASS" beneath it. The timestamp "28" is visible in the top right corner. 中文 黑白照片，从低角度拍摄的教堂正面。建筑物顶部有一个山形墙，上面有一个十字架，还有柱子和壁龛中的雕像。山形墙下方可见一个圆形时钟，其下方有拉丁文铭文“DOM IN HON DEIPARAE IMMAC SS JOSEPH EFRAN ASS”…
Ilford Pan 400 (FF) English Black-and-white photograph of a grand, classical-style church facade. The building features tall columns, arched windows, and decorative niches with statues. A cross is mounted at the peak of the roof. Sunlight creates a strong lens flare effect in the upper center of the image. The timestamp "15 26 51" is visible in the bottom right corner. 中文 黑白照片，展示了一座宏伟的古典风格教堂正面。建筑物有高大的柱子、拱形窗户和装饰性壁龛，壁龛内有雕像。十字架位于屋顶的最高处。阳光在图像上方中央形成强烈的镜头光晕效果。右下角可见时间戳“15 26 51”。
@metacurity@infosec.exchange
2026-06-22 11:19:54

The Korean government will provide trade secret original certification services to applicants of a government-backed AI startup program to help safeguard their business ideas following a major data leak.
en.yna.co.kr/view/AEN202606220

Gov't to provide trade secret certification for startup program applicants following data leak
SEOUL, June 22 (Yonhap) -- The Ministry of SMEs and Startups said Monday it will...

@floheinstein@chaos.social
2026-06-23 11:53:41

What is the Globemaster doing so low above Zug?
#adsbexchange #c17 #globemaster

Map of switzerland showing a low flying Boeing C17 Globemaster